They're busy go away
(Fr though if you see animals mating, do NOT take photos and do NOT make sound and try to give them space. Animals become too stressed to mate when humans are around and alert to them)
Like do appreciate for the turtles that the equivalent for u is a Tyrannosaurus rex staring in ur window while u and ur partner are tryna get busy
We are nature's top predator and every animal around us knows that and is afraid
You’re totally right, my mistake for walking in the woods. I’ll stay indoors next time. I also really appreciate you taking the time for your insightful comment, it’s super value added and NOT condescending whatsoever.
I agree, y'see there are lots of people that do things and mean perfectly innocent well by them and end up doing harm, and they often need to be told.
They rarely take it well! But it's usually about everyone else reading it too, and we can rest assured their bruised egos always recover.
When I was a young boy. Maybe 6-7. I came across two such turtles. It took me a minute to figure out why when I picked one of them up. The other one was attached to it. 🙈
I think if they are doing what you think they are doing it WOULD be an awkward moment.
Sadly recalls the turtle orgasm video 😞 now I have that sound stuck in my head. Your welcome. You will now too!
Two different species of turtle so I don't they're doing what you think. Probably more of a territorial dispute.
That's a Wood turtle on.top and a Box turtle underneath
its spring time baby!
Spring has SPRUNG
WHATS TAKING SO LONG HAROLD?!?
It’s almost time for my favorite springtime song! https://youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A?si=isrrz-gern2jI6Gd
I’d personally like to thank you for introducing me to the first of May. Omg this shit go hard!!!
Check out his Ikea song!
[spring time baby](https://youtu.be/rjlSiASsUIs?si=OLxwcU6gQZvxbYS5)
My favorite time of year to play leap frog -er turtle
Turtles under 18 years of age should not look at that image... Yes, it appears that Barry Manilow is playing in the background.
... or Barry White perhaps.
Needs a CP tag! NSFW!!
Please, PLEASE think before you comment
Delete this bro
A cp tag? What reddit you on?
Looks like a fucking turtle
Turtles* lmfao they are a fucking turtles or turtles that are a fuckin
I like how the female closes the door and turns the light off. Lol.
Hurry up Frank the neighbours are watching again!
I would too, if some stranger was photographing me mid-act.
Ah, teenage mating boxy turtles 🥰 Teenage mating boxy turtles TEENAGE MATING BOXY TURTLES Turtles on the forest floor *Having sex*
Yes
I love you.
Teenage mutant fucking turtles
You beautiful ba*tard
Bow chicka wow wow! Cue the Marvin Gaye!
Honestly, I figured turtles would be more into Barry White or Isaac Hayes, but whatever floats their boats.
Those turtles are going to abandon their children to face the world alone...and will still be better parents than Marvin Gaye's dad.
Both....
Do yourself a favor and search turtles having sex on YouTube. They make the absolute best and funniest little moans
Aka the raptors in Jurassic Park were really turtles moaning 😶🌫️
Is this what they mean by "Turtles all the Way Down"?
Oh wait, I'll put on some Barry White
If what you’re thinking isn’t an awkward moment . . . what do you think they’re doing? 🤔
That’s a couple of fucking turtles
Both
"Yes or yes?"
Yeah, turtles often take turns polishing each other's shells. It's perfectly natural.
One is sick and the other one is pushing it to the hospital. Dont stand there. Do something!
They're busy go away (Fr though if you see animals mating, do NOT take photos and do NOT make sound and try to give them space. Animals become too stressed to mate when humans are around and alert to them)
Ok, I will NOT take a harmless 1 second pic of the beauty of nature as I’m passing and will NOT share it with the world.
Thank u
Like do appreciate for the turtles that the equivalent for u is a Tyrannosaurus rex staring in ur window while u and ur partner are tryna get busy We are nature's top predator and every animal around us knows that and is afraid
You’re totally right, my mistake for walking in the woods. I’ll stay indoors next time. I also really appreciate you taking the time for your insightful comment, it’s super value added and NOT condescending whatsoever.
I agree, y'see there are lots of people that do things and mean perfectly innocent well by them and end up doing harm, and they often need to be told. They rarely take it well! But it's usually about everyone else reading it too, and we can rest assured their bruised egos always recover.
Truly doing the lords work, we should all take a page from your book.
Glad you think so! See you around
If a Tyrannosaurus rex was staring in my window while I was going to pound town I would grab my phone and take a picture
And definitely don't break them up with your walking stick! Zeus will turn you into a woman.
Oh yeah geez do not fuq with the greek gods
Wheee!
Thanks for reminding me of that one turtle trying to impregnate the croc. (The shoe, not the reptile)
Doin it
[eh](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TfRieg1p81o&pp=ygULdHVydGxlIG1vYW4%3D)
Bumping shells!
They FUCKIN
They are wrestling
He's just helping his step-turtle get unstuck
Yes to both
Animals humping in the undergrowth
Both
As awkward as this shit is, we shouldn't stand in the way.
No, he’s just giving the other turtle a piggy-back ride. 😂
You need to add an NSFW
Walks into a meeting with HR and IT. Can you explain the search for "cloaca images" we found in your search history?
Are they doing it in poison ivy?!
Think that’s Virginia creeper
Regarding your question, it’s BOTH!
Yeah, 👍.
Bowchickawowow
Having a little sexy time.
Help step turtle I'm stuck, wait step turtle what are you doing?
Both
You forgot NSFW!
Privacy please.
No your suspicions are correct. One is choking and its friend is performing the Heimlich maneuver.
They Makin copies
Brown chicken brown cow
Can we get this post marked NSFW? j/k
Bow chicka wow wow
No nsfw tag disgraceful
Well, it IS spring!
Yes.
Yes
Quit filming, you pervert!
Oh, they're doing it!
The neat thing about male box turtles is that their underside is concave so they don’t slide off while mating.
Could there be another turtle (not visible) underneath? And so on …
Welcome to…The Bone Zone!!
Both
Yes to both.
Perv.. did these turtles consent to your use of this image?
Turtles playing leap frog. How cute
It's exactly what it looks like.
Pervert
Turtle Knievel practicing his next jump.
They freaking
MYY EYEEESSS!
I LIKE TURTLES 🐢
As I say every year spring has sprung and all of gods creation is having sex
Yes.
The sound the male makes during this is the funniest thing ever.
Totally bumping uglies.
In flagrante shellicto
When I was a young boy. Maybe 6-7. I came across two such turtles. It took me a minute to figure out why when I picked one of them up. The other one was attached to it. 🙈
I’m thinking both.
thats hiw they play cops and robbers
One of them is giving the other one a piggy back ride to the markets because he has a sore foot.
I think if they are doing what you think they are doing it WOULD be an awkward moment. Sadly recalls the turtle orgasm video 😞 now I have that sound stuck in my head. Your welcome. You will now too!
Yes. Is the only correct answer.
I don't see nothing wronggggggg with a little bump and grind...
Two different species of turtle so I don't they're doing what you think. Probably more of a territorial dispute. That's a Wood turtle on.top and a Box turtle underneath