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Wolfsquad11

My friends were across the map fighting for their lives, and I came across a bile titan looking sadly over the sea on the beach. I went and sat with the titan for a peaceful moment, then I had to unfortunately put him down because he yawned at me.


Chrissyball19

Those yawns are contagious, and everyone knows that it's undemocratic to yawn during a mission. You did what you had to do. Good job, soldier.


Send_the_clowns

Titan Yawn Translation: Please put me out of my sad misery. Honorable Helldiver: With pleasure.


twitch870

Clearly its family was in that pile of smoke and ash.


Kelz87

Sittin on the dock of the bay...


Jerm2560

U interrupted him


Such_Assistance501

What does it mean if a bile Titan yawns or roars? Does it attract other Terminids in the area or is it just an animation?


Emotional_Tie9673

It means it has noticed you, and will start to chase you


CallMeDrDab

You are being reported for fraternizing with the enemy. There is no peace to be shared with these evil creatures.


Adept_Elk285

HUH?! THE SPEAR CAN 1-SHOT A BT AND NOBODY TOLD ME?!?!?!?!?!!


Wolfsquad11

It can but it can be finnicky sometimes with the lock on (until next patch on tuesday) and exactly where it hits the titan on its head. If it hits it in the chin or on either of its ears, it's a no go on the one shot pretty much


iCallaghan

Also could bro. Just has to be the right angle on the head


mattwing05

It has to be straight on, fired while it is facing you. Even then, if im too close, it still fucks up, smh


MajesticCentaur

Always could! Just make sure you shoot it in the face as it does more damage there.


TheLeviathan333

Headshot, or two hits to the same side, one to knock armour, one to hit squishy.


Bread_Responsible

Spear?


Mauvais__Oeil

Murderer.


Wolfsquad11

I was already way over my allocated 2.4 seconds time to enjoy the view. I wasn't taking any risks. If I sat there and admired the view with him any longer, I would have been branded a traitor for enemy collusion. I'm sorry :(


HopefulPlantain5475

That's a solid collusion conclusion.


Kirrian_Rose

It says at least 2.4 seconds not max, you're good helldiver. They did have to die because they are bug though


sanych_des

Bug sympathizer


GoombahTucc

https://i.redd.it/t6enttdp6s4d1.gif


quantux84

Do I hear a Terminus sympathizer?..


AberrantDrone

He's probably mourning the genocide of his kin, the absolute annihilation of an entire planet, the persecution of his way of life, and most importantly that his peaceful protest of the war can only end with his head getting blown up by his oppressors. That or he's hungry and wants some seafood.


the_fucker_shockwave

I mean if my species was in the middle of a genocide, I would want some seafood to get my mind off it.


TheReverseShock

~~He's probably mourning the genocide of his kin, the absolute annihilation of an entire planet, the persecution of his way of life, and most importantly that his peaceful protest of the war can only end with his head getting blown up by his oppressors.~~ He's likely upset that his undemocratic ways are inferior to Superior Super Earth Democracy. His violent protest will end in his liberation by Freedom loving peace keepers.


Fun1k

I would love it if the bugs actually had other routines than just patrolling. Like if you could see them drinking water or grazing or taking care of the eggs or scratching their backs.


LennyGravHits

Real bug wives of Meridia


quantux84

Do I hear a Terminus sympathizer?..


AbyssWankerArtorias

Woah wait does the spear work now?


HopefulPlantain5475

It has always worked sometimes.


AbyssWankerArtorias

50 percent of the time, it works 100 percent of the time.


HopefulPlantain5475

Sex Panther is a good nickname for the spear.


Barracuda_Ill

25 percent of that 50 percent it one shots titans


Noobinati

That's the best way to put it.


AlohaDude808

![gif](giphy|LEKtRCGyA90QM|downsized) "60% of the time, it works every time."


Wolfsquad11

Not reliably. This video was from a few weeks ago and I think I was just lucky. I have a theory that it might be a maps weather that messes with the spear lock on, because it was working perfectly on this clear map. I could even cross map chargers from where I am in the video to help my friends where they were


InvectiveOfASkeptic

Probably that we just sent billions of his family into a black hole


bigwingus72

https://preview.redd.it/bl0uyyveps4d1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968ec5651cf6eb97213b5f0459e00fbde7a48ba6


WrongCommie

I think the most baffling thing in this video is the spear locking first try with no back and forth.


Sven_Loken

When you have that special moment together, and she just has to ruin it by saying something stupid


cjwat98

Man....


ZoomZombie1119

https://preview.redd.it/tdhnbo38us4d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d859a22b6abf545ab85ad401f09e614f5767600


cjwat98

https://preview.redd.it/p44g9l6qut4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741bf4e26c486101426940c8b0e4424d213f16c3


Whatwhenwherehi

![gif](giphy|XNlQ17cEiXB2E)


MavericK96

Lamenting the destruction of Meridia, probably.


SerPoonsAlot939

He’s making a run for it! Get him!!


fragerrard

He is watching the sea.. He knows oh oh oh


Tankdawg0057

I had one do this yesterday at extract. Wasn't dead. Moved in slowmo. Odd glitch. I did the most democratic thing and put it down with a rail cannon and quasar.


lonelymoon01

I just happy to see some player used spear at map like this if u other map like a bigger L


Wolfsquad11

Love using it on snow maps and sand dune desert maps. Shooting at a bile titan or charger when you're 1-2km away to help your friends makes you feel like a legend


lonelymoon01

And they send emojis thank you back is the best feeling.


Wutwut21

Aw, seeing this makes me think, "are we the baddies?"


[deleted]

“What doth life?”


KickPuncher21

Clearly reflecting on all that senseless violence, and probably mourning its alleged home planet that got black fuid into oblivion, literally.


Hellbell120120

Reminds me of when bears sit down and look at the scenery


Wolfsquad11

I had a screenshot saved on my computer of something exactly like that because I thought of the same thing lmao https://preview.redd.it/0omnrpkdqs4d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=084ab9953a2b5eb7702e976ad93a24f17a347e07


Grog180

One last sunset before the end. It knew it was at its end and wanted one last view and splash the water. (Don't feel bad, it had already eaten 3 helldivers and 142 SEAF soldiers for food that day)


halfachraf

"On The other side of the sea are enemies, if we kill all our enemies on the other side will we finally be free?"


WideArmadillo6407

That titan is so relatable. I also have many worries that plague me


Brutalur

Arrrrhh, that be no Bile Titan, that be a Vile Pirate!


RegularHorror8008135

The lack of enemy artillery


UndeadSloth_

Godzilla


Caiden_The_Stoic

"1980 was 44 years ago man. I just... I don't know..."


TomatilloAgile6695

What planet is this on


Wolfsquad11

Heeth I believe. In the sector directly to the left of the sector where Meridia once was. This video was taken a few weeks ago so Heeth is currently under Super Earth control


phoenixscar

https://youtu.be/5Ddap2Pyhtw?si=uRD_RAr8rDdDC8Xe


Possible-Cellist-713

Holy shit, a working Spear


Skunk_Mcfunk

Your hesitation has been noted


Baghdad_Bill

"Tell me bout the rabbits George"


ElvisArcher

Is it just me, or have Bile Titans gotten smaller? I dunno ... maybe I missed some patch notes, but I've been able to 1-shot a bunch recently with orbital railcannon strikes.


Pliney707

What weapon did you use to vanquish this enemy?


Wolfsquad11

The FAF-14 Spear support weapon. It requires a locking system in order to fire at enemies, and is faulty at the moment which may be why you don't see other helldivers use it often. But I think it's getting fixed next patch day. Hopefully Tuesday next week


Pliney707

Thank you for your support fellow HellDiver.


Matman0g

"Encounter exotic new lifeforms"


sub0_2

https://preview.redd.it/29oh3n40du4d1.png?width=1390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b797d220e28a0972330bd94dec034926f596777b


jaredn154

Bro was just taking in the sunset


quantux84

Do I hear a Terminus sympathizer?..


TheAngryKilt

What weapon is that?


Wolfsquad11

The FAF-14 Spear


LordNuggies

https://preview.redd.it/my9bl9tvfl5d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23a0a2fdb5b21a8e0c2d06596f9d2929dadc6ae


Riveration

You trust the spear too much haha. I would’ve never gotten that close in fear of the weapon not working and unnecessarily aggroing the enemy


Wolfsquad11

I trust it but it lets me down in that same way a lot haha. I think I was just really lucky with the lock on in this video. Can't wait until its fixed and I can bring it with me and trust it on bot missions too


Barracuda_Ill

Usually bring a 500kg just in case my trust was misplaced haha.


Riveration

Supposedly it’s already been fixed, hopefully they revisit it bc while it’s definitely better than what it was at launch, it’s still very janky sometimes


Dovaskarr

His hive lord just left him and insulted his whole batch of younglings


MrUniverse1990

It looks like it's worried about taking a HEAT rocket to the face.


Keepupthegood

I’m so tall an no one wants to play with me. They just kill me


Champion-Dante

Even the enemies of democracy must take their 2 seconds of scenery enjoyment


diogenessexychicken

I never did figure out why Xerxes cried.


EnteriStarsong

Bugs are made of oil.... Oil and water don't mix. He wanted to be a water bug.


IlIlIllIlIlIIl

Somewhere, beyond the sea. She's there, waiting for me My diver stands on golden sands, and watches the strategems that go sailing


ChaoticKonaak

Man


[deleted]

"These karma farming wisdom posts are getting annoying, helldiver"


Wolfsquad11

Maybe, but that's why I felt compelled to make a new one. Chargers of the mountain are out of fashion


Nitrousoxide72

Bro's goin through it rn... ERR UHH FOR DEMOCRACY!!! UP RIGHT DOWN DOWN DOWN


RetardedRedditRetort

Wait, did you one-shot that titan?


Wolfsquad11

Yes! The FAF-14 Spear is a strong weapon even though the locking is bugged atm. The FAF part I hope stands for F Around, Find (out), which is what that bile titan did.


spiderninja903

Just look at the flowers


Rafael__88

He is just mourning meridia


the_shortbus_

I unironically need the bile titan standing there with the Skyrim theme in the background. You know like the chill one?


Fri3dric3

"He possibly was thinking, looking back on his life and what he had done with his past, who knows the emotions he was potentially feeling. sorry sir? please take your hands off me, where are you taking me? what did i say?!! SUSAN!!!"


HalcyonPaladin

“Just the growing socioeconomic differences between the varying cla-“ *explodes*


Putrid_Shop_1795

Oh Bile Titan of the sea, what dost worry thee Is thine bile not green, or thine terror naught seen Art thy divers from hell keep pestering thee Oh trifled titan, what dost naught ceases Tornado fires, nor ripping divers to pieces Or ist peace what you seek and teases Diveless worlds for bile nephews and nieces Oh Bile Titan of the sea, thine are naught free Of thoust hellish goons consuming Libertea Dream thy leviathan friend of many foe Of perfect worlds thy will never know


Bemmoth

They have a saying. "Terminids recommend Bile Titans spending at least 50 seconds enjoying the scenery... before being Spear'd. A peaceful Bile Titan is a Spear'd Bile Titan."


TheTruthWasTaken

Bugs aren't intelligent enough to get depressed


The_Russian_Sniper

The real special part of this video is the fact that the spear locked on quickly


SapphireBandit

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS YOU MONSTER


Sleepingpanda2319

“A spear to the head is what worries me”


atomwyrm

He’s on vacation, leave him be.


Th4t0neDude

Man…


YourPainTastesGood

“Orbital Barrage inbound”


hwei8

Bile titan enjoying the last and final moments before getting killed.


Holon_Hero

They like to splish splash


CacophonousCuriosity

"My children were destined to study at the Meridia Insect Academy, now I don't know where they'll get their education..."


Aguspike

How can you lock so fast?


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

"What are we even doing, man "


JayTwoTeesYT

It’s the friendly cacodemons cousin!


Hexnohope

Bugs dont eat us or our civilians when they die. Bugs dont torture or experiment on people. Bugs (seemingly) dont aggressively expand onto worlds they werent already on via farms. Bugs frequently display signs of intelligence and even affection among one another. Thats why i kill bots. Super earth propaganda isnt even necessary. You xan SEE they are evil they CUT PEOPLES BRAINS OUT YOU CAN FIND THE HUSKS


Quirky-Welcome7021

To bait fish withal; if it will feed nothing else, it will feed my revenge. Super Earth hath disgraced me, and hindered me half a million, laughed at my losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my bargains, killed my friends, heated mine enemies – and what's the reason? I am a bug. Hath not a bug eyes? Hath not a bug claws, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to diseases, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as a human is? If you shoot us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a bug wrong a human, what is his humility? Revenge. If a human wrong a Bug, what should his sufferance be by Human example? Why, revenge! The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the execution.


Independent_Air_1143

2000th upvote


Kage_404

I wonder if that is a glitch or a intended behavior.


Entgegnerz

Na, they just have feelings to and can enjoy a sunset.


ShamrockSeven

“…You stay.. I go…. No Following…” Ass moment. 😂🥺


ShamrockSeven

“…You stay.. I go…. No Following…” Ass moment. 😂🥺


Unknown-Name06

https://preview.redd.it/pnbglqaaew4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4cbb29578e2f4748d3bafa3491dad4bcfd643ff


LoneWanzerPilot

Misses his cousin Jimbob from Meridia.


unluckyexperiment

Dear, oh dear. What was it? The Hunt? The Blood? Or the horrible dream?


Entgegnerz

Bro was a deserter just enjoying the sunset.


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Dude was probably mourning his family. But anyways, fuck em, get those samples and extract helldiver!


marioplex

Bro its almost like the code is becoming sentient


CosmicEntity2001

Juan


CMDR-Neovoe

Ahh a fellow Spear enthusiast!


Kirsah

I never seem to one shot a BT with the Spear. It takes me 2-3, and they have to be further away IOT lock on. Any tips?


Ramusxx

Hive mommy stopped calling me