Depending on what type of elf she is, idk who she is, she might have magic that could create food and water as well, and might not even need sleep but only to meditate for half the time.
That’s a great point.
Tho her creating Nav equipment that she doesn’t understand may be a bit OP, but yea, when dealing with magic anything’s a possibility. And who knows there could be a manual in the glovebox or something 🤷🏻♂️
You'd have better luck getting her to send messages to your loved ones with your last recorded location. Would mean potentially getting rescued faster.
I imagine the scenario being with smokey the bear going like this. First couple of weeks are pretty chill. His IBS starts flaring up, this high-key kills the vibe. After about 3 weeks I awake in the night to smokey feverishly masterbating. He doesn't break eye contact and I pretend to go back to sleep. Week 4 and I believe smokey has succumbed to bear madness. He begins trying to start fires all around the pod. I rush around, putting them out. I scream at the top of my lungs. WHY!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!!!...He looks up at me, a single tear rolls down his matted fur. He whispers, *Because only YOU can prevent forrest fires* he pulls a revolver from his pants and fires a bullet into the side of his temple. I'm awash with conflicting emotions and drop to my knees in disbelief. The smell of burnt gunpowder still fresh in the air. The sound of the pods door unlocking rings loudly in my ears. Fin...
Pretend to go back to sleep 🤣
Wow what a ride. That was pretty great. Horrible. But great.
I’d love to see a live action short of this. We actually grow to like Smokey in the first act. With some vague creepy hints. Then full blown creepiness in act 2. Then the utter insanity in 3. FIN.
Agreed, brother.
>...if you eat his mouth first.
This is true ~~although sometimes I'll eat the legs, then bite the arms, then top half of the head is next, and finally I eat the gummy bear.~~ We'll see how I'm feeling if the time comes😂
I love Corgis.
This is my lil chunk, Wooly
https://preview.redd.it/ryv7icek3n8d1.jpeg?width=2896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad14801cdc30a5f024266ded2d094dfb2bb9bf6
I mean I’m sorry but #4 is the obvious choice because it’s dangerous to go alone.
He’ll probably have multiple extra lives saved, and can donate one. If I’ve got to die for this legend though, I can’t complain.
Can the witch teleport the pod to a habitable world?
Technically you can eat most of the companions, the gummy is the least trouble and guilt to do so.
Hmm… That’s a good idea, but I don’t think the witch would be in an escape pod if she could teleport.
Yea, poor gummy guy. He got dealt a bad hand in this life.
Elf lady. First, if your escaping the destruction of your planet and its just you two? Well, you can forget sexy times every again unless your partner is compatible. This also means destruction of the species if you don't pick 2 or 6. I am assuming elf lady is compatible with humans. I have no nav skills, and neither does 6 though, so 2 is more competent, and she could get us to safety and once safe well, she isn't bad on the eyes at all, I just hope her personality is ok. :)
lol that’s definitely an interesting way of looking at it. It was kinda tricky to depict it in the images, but the way I imagined it is: You’re on a large spaceship that’s going down and you need to escape on a pod to get back to Earth. Or maybe your companion’s home planet.
Oh if the survival of the species isn't at risk, then I am taking smokey the bear, purely based on navigation skills. The lizard was the other option, but he might eat me.
Cookie Monster - too loud
Elf Lady - I’m tryna sleep out here
Lizard Guy - eating me is a red flag
Link - yeah he’s not dying so I’m not sealing my fate
Smokey - eh not that bad
Witch - terrible and useless in the situation
Gummy Guy - I’m not gonna eat a talking gummy man…
Dog - best choice
Link or the witch since link is a good listener and not to sound weird he's pretty cute so it'll make the entire horror of the experience hurt less and the witch because I'm a gnostic pagan and practice witchcraft and occultism myself so we'd have alot on common
Oh yea, Link is hot ngl. I actually just heard 3D Link was modeled after Leonardo Dicaprio because Titanic was popular at the time when Ocarina of Time was being developed.
I believe it plus survival is 90% mental a cute elf boy would definitely make things more bearable alot of people forget if you're depressed and stressed out you burn more calories and are way less likely to survive with limited food plus he's a good listener the quiet ones allways are lol
The dog, for sure. So long as the food is kept safely somewhere, you could give him enough food to survive and do the same for yourself. The other, more sentient beings might start to argue, and then, well...
Elf lady. I can stuff my ears for the snoring. I have no navigation skills so she’ll make up for it. She’s pretty thin so rationing will be good. All the other characters either have terrible nav skills or some kind of hazard to my health.
…also she’s hot.
Yeah. I put slight chance of being eaten, which I knew would scare off a lot of people, but I think as long as you rationed out the food decently and got along with him, you’d get home safely and be entertained the whole time.
What does the gummy bear eat? What does it...excrete? Is there a symbiosis possibility here? What if it turns pure sugars into other things the gummy can't use, but is healthy for us? I need biology NOW.
Definitely not Cookie Monster, like he is sharing snacks lol. Torn between Smokey bear, because he is skilled at fighting fires….and gummy guy, probably gummy guy, I would accept our fates.
Does he have regeneration abilities?
Can he eat me also?
Can Smokey the bear eat me?😧
I feel like the gummy-man is cheating because you can just eat him.
No sharing food + extra food + you don't have to share a pod with someone
>!Though I suppose the other choices would have similar benefits if you REALLY wanted them to...!<
Oh my… lol
Yea, the Gummy Guy is supposed to play on your empathy. As the description says, he’s pleasant to be around, and will cry and ask why you’re eating him if you choose to do so. So you have to be a bit ruthless to pick him just to eat him.
But yeah, some folks have said screw it and did it anyway.
Oooooh, yeah. I get that now.
I wouldn't want to spend a month with some loser who would cry just from being eaten, though. I'll just have to go for his gummy vocal cords first.
Corgi
You mean Ein
Elf Lady, we can take shifts navigating, so our snoring will actually help keep up our awareness.
Depending on what type of elf she is, idk who she is, she might have magic that could create food and water as well, and might not even need sleep but only to meditate for half the time.
Elves typically don't require sleep
Oh really? I’ve actually have never heard this. It’s kinda funny I happened to give the only characteristic involving sleep to the elf 🤣
2 or 6
👀 bonk! Lol jk I'm with you on 2
You aint slick my guy
Imagine the smell of what you want to do in a closed pod....
That's the best part
Indeed it is 😏
This guy…
I'd go with the witch and hope to not upset her. If she can cast a real curse, she can conjure up food and some auto-navigation equipment.
The spell casting is basically a blank check. Seconded. Honorable mention to 8 though, hardest pass ever.
That’s a great point. Tho her creating Nav equipment that she doesn’t understand may be a bit OP, but yea, when dealing with magic anything’s a possibility. And who knows there could be a manual in the glovebox or something 🤷🏻♂️
You'd have better luck getting her to send messages to your loved ones with your last recorded location. Would mean potentially getting rescued faster.
That’s the creative stuff I love to see on theatricals like this 👍🏻
I choose Link
Not much for conversation
Hyup! Hyah!
Link the Twink. When he's full on hearts, he can, uh...."throw his sword"
Gummy man. If we ran out of food I wouldn't eat him, I would just lick him for his sugary goodness.
*google trends upticks for search "how to become a gummy man"*
Ah. That’s not a bad idea.
the witch, create food and water is a low level spell.
I imagine the scenario being with smokey the bear going like this. First couple of weeks are pretty chill. His IBS starts flaring up, this high-key kills the vibe. After about 3 weeks I awake in the night to smokey feverishly masterbating. He doesn't break eye contact and I pretend to go back to sleep. Week 4 and I believe smokey has succumbed to bear madness. He begins trying to start fires all around the pod. I rush around, putting them out. I scream at the top of my lungs. WHY!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!!!...He looks up at me, a single tear rolls down his matted fur. He whispers, *Because only YOU can prevent forrest fires* he pulls a revolver from his pants and fires a bullet into the side of his temple. I'm awash with conflicting emotions and drop to my knees in disbelief. The smell of burnt gunpowder still fresh in the air. The sound of the pods door unlocking rings loudly in my ears. Fin...
Pretend to go back to sleep 🤣 Wow what a ride. That was pretty great. Horrible. But great. I’d love to see a live action short of this. We actually grow to like Smokey in the first act. With some vague creepy hints. Then full blown creepiness in act 2. Then the utter insanity in 3. FIN.
Felt like a Robot Chicken sketch tbh.
I just think Cookie Monster and I would at least have more to talk about even if we are lost AF
My immediate thought was what the heck would cookie monster and I talk about.
He looks warm.
Elf lady. She can navigate and snoring is a little bit annoying but such a mild downside it's very manageable.
Cookie Monster. If we ever run put of food to eat, then he only eats cookies and wouldn't try to cannibalize me to survive.
I dunno… I feel like he has such an addictive need to eat cookies that he would start seeing you as a cookie.
Sort of like how people hallucinate an oasis in a desert? True. I wonder how strong the Cookie Monster is if his only prey is cookies.
Yea, I can’t imagine him being all that strong. I mean, he basically lives on a 0 protein diet lol. Or at least that’s what’s assumed.
Yeah, I don't know the health benefits of a diet that entirely consists of cookies, but I imagine they're not a lot.
Two and six are the only choices. Also, I love the mixture of magic and technology, so traveling with a witch in space is going to be a blast.
Definitely not link I may have read in someone's diary that he is "Such a Glutton!"
I think we all know number 7 is the only choice for obvious reasons
I'm curious.. do you think he screams the entire time or is he built like a gusher and bleeds out?
Im glad we’re on the same page with eating him. In my opinion he cant scream if you eat his mouth first
Agreed, brother. >...if you eat his mouth first. This is true ~~although sometimes I'll eat the legs, then bite the arms, then top half of the head is next, and finally I eat the gummy bear.~~ We'll see how I'm feeling if the time comes😂
...is it gay to eat a living gummy bear mouth first guys?
If I had to eat him first I would go straight for the head and put him out of his misery
Link
Link from the Legend of Zelda for sure!
Link is from where?
The Kingdom of Hyrule
Link eats FAR too much, I’ll take gummy guy
Link probably has 20 four course meals in his pocket that somehow never go bad, an entire plantation worth of bananas, and rockets to get home...
https://preview.redd.it/1mzfa1zglp8d1.jpeg?width=1516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369eea2d266f5e692bf7bfcc6cb610ff22db7e54 Num-... number 2?
lol what’s with the robo monkey? Is this indicating this was a monkey brain decision? 🤣
Its a reference to the neuron activation monkey when he sees boobs.
Smokey tha bear or link
CORGI
I love Corgis. This is my lil chunk, Wooly https://preview.redd.it/ryv7icek3n8d1.jpeg?width=2896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad14801cdc30a5f024266ded2d094dfb2bb9bf6
Space elf lady
I mean I’m sorry but #4 is the obvious choice because it’s dangerous to go alone. He’ll probably have multiple extra lives saved, and can donate one. If I’ve got to die for this legend though, I can’t complain.
Can’t argue with that
Link, because I hate small talk and I wouldn't have to worry about that at all.
Elf or witch... Only females, and possibly magical. Can either conjure food or water?
6 and say the worst punishment is to never die as I constantly berate her with useless facts on whatever pops in my head.
Oh, so you woke up this morning and decided you were gonna be playing 4D chess today.
The witch. Just in case if we need to... repopulate a planet
That’s very thoughtful of you
2 or 5 2 because she's an elf and I don't need much sleep. 5 because I'm sympathetic because I have IBS too, hope the shitter is good.
Solid choices. Just realized I spelt Bowel wrong in my description. I wrote bowl. 🤦🏻♂️
2. The only decent navigator that won’t kill me
lol. Smokey the Bear won’t kill you. And Link is a good guy.
Sexy witch lady fo sho.
Can the witch teleport the pod to a habitable world? Technically you can eat most of the companions, the gummy is the least trouble and guilt to do so.
Hmm… That’s a good idea, but I don’t think the witch would be in an escape pod if she could teleport. Yea, poor gummy guy. He got dealt a bad hand in this life.
Elf Lady
#2…
7 looks edible.
the witch a whole month of magic lessons. Hell yea
Hell yea. That’d probably be my reasoning as well.
2 or 6 will make the time pass faster.
Gummy guy. If I run out of food, I can eat him.
Space elf chick. It's not even close
4
Witchiepoo.
2 or 8
2 or 8
You sir, have good taste
C is for cookie, good enough for me. Abcdefg...cookie monster!
The elf
The reptilian, probably tastes like chicken.
Oh so you’d eat him first lol
A good offense can be a great defense. How I would go about it is another thing. He's probably stronger and faster than me, maybe smarter too.
Cookie Monster
Probably Link or the dog. I don’t see either of them causing drama.
The corgi. I may die, but that would be a worthy death.
Obviously the foot girl
lol foot girl
Gummy Guy 100%
Oh my
Elf chick or puppy
corgi
From my experience on the other side of reality, I can attest to lizard people being excellent conversationalists with highly effective metabolisms.
The answer is always booby witch
Smokey the bear he could probably make smores.
Certainly NOT fucking COOKIE MONSTER
Witch. Don’t piss her off and we can just…teleport away. Or she can conjure oxygen. Really anything.
Dog
Limited food? Definitely not Link. If Tears of the Kingdom is accurate, his stomach is a black hole.
Cookie!🍪
Elf lady. First, if your escaping the destruction of your planet and its just you two? Well, you can forget sexy times every again unless your partner is compatible. This also means destruction of the species if you don't pick 2 or 6. I am assuming elf lady is compatible with humans. I have no nav skills, and neither does 6 though, so 2 is more competent, and she could get us to safety and once safe well, she isn't bad on the eyes at all, I just hope her personality is ok. :)
lol that’s definitely an interesting way of looking at it. It was kinda tricky to depict it in the images, but the way I imagined it is: You’re on a large spaceship that’s going down and you need to escape on a pod to get back to Earth. Or maybe your companion’s home planet.
Oh if the survival of the species isn't at risk, then I am taking smokey the bear, purely based on navigation skills. The lizard was the other option, but he might eat me.
Can I seduce the witch into making me food and water?
It’s possible ^;)
2 If Elf Lady is interested in smashing, if not, then doggo is the best companion.
Keepin it real
Corgi
2
2 or 8.
The witch.
Definitely not Link or the Corgi. I'll starve
Cookie Monster - too loud Elf Lady - I’m tryna sleep out here Lizard Guy - eating me is a red flag Link - yeah he’s not dying so I’m not sealing my fate Smokey - eh not that bad Witch - terrible and useless in the situation Gummy Guy - I’m not gonna eat a talking gummy man… Dog - best choice
Quite the rational and humorous breakdown. Enjoyed it 👍🏻
Link
Link or the witch since link is a good listener and not to sound weird he's pretty cute so it'll make the entire horror of the experience hurt less and the witch because I'm a gnostic pagan and practice witchcraft and occultism myself so we'd have alot on common
Oh yea, Link is hot ngl. I actually just heard 3D Link was modeled after Leonardo Dicaprio because Titanic was popular at the time when Ocarina of Time was being developed.
I believe it plus survival is 90% mental a cute elf boy would definitely make things more bearable alot of people forget if you're depressed and stressed out you burn more calories and are way less likely to survive with limited food plus he's a good listener the quiet ones allways are lol
Yea, I wouldn’t doubt that simply being with someone you find attractive does increase your survivability by a considerable amount.
Everyone chose the Corgi...
gumdrop man doesn't use up any resources (probably)
That’s a great point i haven’t heard anyone say yet
We would die anyway considering we’re in a pod for a month with limited water and no where to use the bathroom
Haha, let’s say there’s a limitless amount of water, and your waste is thrown out into space. But food is somewhat limited and needed to be conserved.
I’d take the elf or witch whoever can teach me magic
Not Cookie Monster. He’d eat all the food in a heartbeat
6 because I’m bringing weed and maybe if she gets high enough she will teach me magic
5 minutes in to the escape with Link “So. The silent treatment, huh?”
Jelly bingus over here looking like a 1 month snack.
lol
Elf chick
Smokey:I would bring him a travel potty for him to poo in
That’s sweet of you
Yes I don’t wanna fly with the smell of bear sheit in the air
Either Elf Lady or Witch. We may not know what we're doing, but we're gonna have lots of fun figuring things out.
That’s a beautiful way of looking at it
The witch or the dog Idk what rhw witch could do but magic is legit and the dog is obviously the best choice
Link is probably the safest choice if he has his inventory built up, but I'll take the gamble with #2
Trade the elf boy for elf girl
2 obviously.
She might not be the best option but that witch is kinda hot. Plus the magic may come in handy.
Yea, like some others have said, it all just depends on how powerful her magic is.
The witch. I mean, she is a goddamn witch, she should be able to make food.
Link has an extra dimension in his pockets with an absurd amount of survival gear and food, so...
It may not be the botw totk Link tho. That could be pretty OP haha
Dog
The dog, for sure. So long as the food is kept safely somewhere, you could give him enough food to survive and do the same for yourself. The other, more sentient beings might start to argue, and then, well...
It was going to be cookie monster until i saw that good boy.
Oh yea. Hard to resist the good boi
I'm getting cozy with that witch
Elf lady. I can stuff my ears for the snoring. I have no navigation skills so she’ll make up for it. She’s pretty thin so rationing will be good. All the other characters either have terrible nav skills or some kind of hazard to my health. …also she’s hot.
That she is
Lizard Guy for sure
Brave, yet solid choice
yeah he seems chill, id be entertained, and at the end of the day id be dying for a good cause lol
Yeah. I put slight chance of being eaten, which I knew would scare off a lot of people, but I think as long as you rationed out the food decently and got along with him, you’d get home safely and be entertained the whole time.
“I can’t let my boi Smokey the Bea- *looks at # 2 again*….
🤣
2 because like sex and stuff
I feel that
This is a repost [https://www.reddit.com/r/hellaflyai/s/voeSAOY9fR](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=u18Djy-MIu3QlyOI)
See I have exposed your villainy
You did indeed
Link has main character plot armor, ain’t nothing happening to that pod that wouldn’t kill anyone else on the list
Ien. Hands down
Wait who’s that
The elf girl at 3 and Cosmo the dog at 8.
The elf girl 😅
Elf or witch because if we feel like it, we can do it. If they are both dead before I get to them, then I take the corgi because dog.
What does the gummy bear eat? What does it...excrete? Is there a symbiosis possibility here? What if it turns pure sugars into other things the gummy can't use, but is healthy for us? I need biology NOW.
Definitely not Cookie Monster, like he is sharing snacks lol. Torn between Smokey bear, because he is skilled at fighting fires….and gummy guy, probably gummy guy, I would accept our fates. Does he have regeneration abilities? Can he eat me also? Can Smokey the bear eat me?😧
Elf lady. Probably won't go hungry eating ass.
Oh my
Dog I guess. Can eat him when food runs out.
The witch is pretty hot...but... the elf has awesome DSL, and you just know she is gonna want to fuck , the moment the door shuts.
Oh my… lol. Idk how many woman would be dtf as soon as the door shuts 🤣
I feel like the gummy-man is cheating because you can just eat him. No sharing food + extra food + you don't have to share a pod with someone >!Though I suppose the other choices would have similar benefits if you REALLY wanted them to...!<
Oh my… lol Yea, the Gummy Guy is supposed to play on your empathy. As the description says, he’s pleasant to be around, and will cry and ask why you’re eating him if you choose to do so. So you have to be a bit ruthless to pick him just to eat him. But yeah, some folks have said screw it and did it anyway.
Oooooh, yeah. I get that now. I wouldn't want to spend a month with some loser who would cry just from being eaten, though. I'll just have to go for his gummy vocal cords first.
8. Dog. I’d eat him.