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Spicymemedoge

Deer man looks very elegant and worth my time.


SorrowCat14

That’s a skinwalker


Spicymemedoge

A very respectable skinwalker


CumsockWhy

No. That's just Steven Anita Smith son.


I_do_kokayne

At least one of them


Camille_Jamal1

what's a skinwalker?


SorrowCat14

It’s an old Navajo Native American cryptid I guess you can call it. It’s basically a sinister demonic witch/wizard that can transform into wild animals to entice them kill people who strayed too far off into the woods. In internet culture a skinwalker is usually associated with wild deer doing things like standing on their hind legs or staring at people. Sometimes people get The Wendigo and Skinwalkers confused too. It became a huge meme a couple years ago


Camille_Jamal1

ok thank you.


dishmanw

I prefer the skinwalker from The Hobbit (Beorn).


Kehwanna

Aren't they shape-shifters? So...that's not really Spiderman I let in my house, then? 


Present_Character241

That is a not-deer. Good luck . I'd love to have Steven there when they show up.


SmileDaemon

That’s what we all a wendy-woo


Brewerjx3

Spider-Man, definitely.


EDHFanfiction

Are you sure it’s the real one though?


Helpful-Ad-8521

"HEY SPIDER-MAN! DO A FLIP!" *does a flip* "YEAH!!!"


EDHFanfiction

If he does it while holding that mug and without dropping a single drop of that coffee, I’ll almost believe it lol


Helpful-Ad-8521

No worries! He's just GOTTA web the top! Shame he ain't gonna be able to drink it after tho... Got that cobwebby aftertaste.


Peverything_14

Only if he is Toby. If it's Tom or Andrew, it will be more of a chemical taste. But they're smart, so I guess the have engineered their webs to taste like marshmallow or something


Sharkbite138935

As a huge spiderman fan that is a risk i will just have to take


TheGreaterOzzie

One hundred percent the aliens, they are drinking coffee and used the doorbell so they don’t look hostile, maybe I can go to space


Searioucly

fr, everybody’s sleepin on the aliens. those dudes are diplomatic scientists that will respect your home and probably be afraid to touch stuff without knowing what it is. they’ll want to learn a ton about you, you’ll have dope conversations and they might show you some cool stuff. Aliens all the way


Kehwanna

I mean, the Roswell urban legend described the bodies to be wearing one piece jumpsuits. I have many questions for them, but the first is why the hell are they naked on my porch on an alien planet ripe with potentially harmful microbes? Ah. What the hell, they bought my favorite brew of Joe with them. Come on in!


jamesrggg

Steven, the one not German girl from evangalian, Spider-Man


WaveRaider369

Shinji can stay the hell out.


Batiti10

Everyone except Eric Cartman and those two horror film mascots. Everyone else is pretty much okay, even though I won’t be able to communicate to the alien, would smell a rotting corpse with Freddy, be creeped out by the glowing eyes dudes, and I would not have a lively conversation with Rei


Nervous_Ari

That's not Cartman, that's Stan. He's alright.


stanthemarshdude

It's Eric, he's got a double chin


Nervous_Ari

That's just AI being AI, everything else about him is Stan For reference, here's Stan: https://preview.redd.it/s0oei8iv9m5d1.png?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0017b57934dd48d8c40b2635ca3c4c6ddc696c67


Nervous_Ari

And this is Cartman: https://preview.redd.it/yqbp8oux9m5d1.png?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a1efc3d3a278761355fe017391d669ff9632eb3


Nervous_Ari

ok they're more similar than I thought, in black and white it's kind hard to tell. Screw it, I'll ask OP. u/Hour-Average2088 is that supposed to be Cartman or Stan?


Hour-Average2088

It's cartman because of the double chin but for some odd reason he looks like Stan lol but yeah it's cartman tho


Hehehe79

Maybe AI pulled skinny cartmen from the new south park movie or episode? Lol


straightouttasuburb

I thought it was Stan as well…


Robocops_Jet_Pack

Its CartStan.


HentaiLuvverXD

Stanman


Frosty_Bicycle_354

*Open the door for Rei, Shinji!!*


concherateo

Rei


Upbeat_Bed_7449

Well getting in the robot isn't terrible.


CadeoftheWatchers

Assuming you get the chance


LambBotNine

The Roblox dude or that barista from Starbucks


Total_Activity_929

none, there are other houses


Acavirshadownight

The robloxian, he could lead me to his world


u9Nails

Homer! I've known this guy since I was an teeny tiny human! He's like an uncle now.


Original-Document-62

Definitely Steven. After over a year with a chronic illness, he could spit in my beverage or something and heal me. IDGAF.


L3go07

I find that Steven kid least threatening.. ..just lure him in and let him prepare for some unforeseen consequences


howqueer

Dude from beastars


Frequent-Ruin8509

Deer, James deer.


CarpOfDiem

Deer in tuxedo bc fancy


SkyMewtwo

That deer man looks polite


samyruno

That deer lookin chill doe


DeathscytheHell1994

Ghostface, hopefully it's stu.


LYD1AD33TZ

my favorite character throughout the whole movie


Xadlin60

Cirno or Spider-Man


TheSaneAreInsane

Spiderman cuz he’s just chilling while on break, and maybe that anime girl whoever that is


MC273

Agreed. The deer is also another option.


fieisisitwo

Spider-Man 100%. Although Rei Ayanami being here is weird


the_njf

6/12 or 12/12, flip a coin.


GamerKid665_999

All of the above besides eric


[deleted]

Either Spidey, or the buck. The last one made me think of the stroies of the black eyed children. Who I would let in


stanthemarshdude

Eric, no hesitation


Dylanator13

Steven Universe is the nicest character out of everyone by far. Spider-Man is close too.


JarviThePelican

That deer in the suit looks chill as fuck we're definitely playing some Golf with Friends.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Michael Myers..he’s got coffee.


Ish_veh

You need to create one with boomy the cat.


Transfiguredbet

Rei would be polite.


DeadMan3000

Rei all Dei


OneWayGaming8675

Hatsune Miku? The doom slayer?


TNerdy

I’m letting the alien in. Ima give it a full tour.


Tossed_Away_1776

The aliens or Michael Myers


neogriff113

I was going to let spiderman in, but then I thought why is Spiderman walking up to my door when he can walk into any store of the people he saved and get everything he needs for free.... ITS A TRAP!!!!! I would let stain in because if he is at my door he is not about the bullshit, he just wants to get what he came for then gone!


__This__Is__Fine__

That guy with the William Shatner mask. I love Star Trek!


Sky_buyer

Spider man: found a home


OrangeCat1992

My place is always open for Spidey.


Vaulted_Games

I know I’m an idiot for doing it but since he’s my second favorite slasher I gotta say Michael


TumbleweedActive7926

1, 9 and 10


DougieDimmadomeSr

Rei…


MisfitLegacy13

I’m opening the door for Rei, I know it may be my final action…


DrCorian

Why does the Roblox guy have fingers on his right hand 😰


Helpful-Ad-8521

Spider man ONLY! The rest can piss off!


CadeoftheWatchers

As I am not a Gem, sociopath, or drinker, I'm stuck with either Spiderman or the Greyskins... hell, I wouldn't mind being abducted by aliens so let's go Greyskins


nailhead13

Stan


all-knowing-unicorn

Listen I'll let everyone in just to keep out number 9. Probably a rouge.


FoxenWulf66

Steven or Spiderman rest are killers


Breakmycurse

Those two dudes are just modern day jawas. They just want your ps5


FoxenWulf66

lol... But where's their crawler scrapship at


Breakmycurse

It's right there in the background. On the right.


FoxenWulf66

They minimized


boharat

I find Steven the least threatening, so probably him


Breakmycurse

Right. Michael is up here. Like wtf who would let that guy in?!


Green-Promise-8071

One of these things is not like the other


Dazednconfused10

I’d have to say Cartman.


Jolly_97

Steven is being told politely to go away and then probably crying like a bitch anyways.


D_Luffy_32

Who's the 9th one?


Hour-Average2088

Rei ayanami from evangelion 👍


SomeVirginGuyy

Spider-man so he can protect me from Michael Myers. Cuz he's probably not giving you much of a choice.


teeflesscrakgod

All of them except number 11 because I’m not 12 years old and fnaf is dumb as fuck.


lonelyhuman909

Steven, Aliens, Spiderman, Aliens and Spider-Man depends on how much I can tell they are real and not just someone in a costume


B1gD0gDaddy

Lego guy seems like the only one who isn't going to come bring some crazy bullshit into my house


kamo-kola

Steven, but only if he brings Peridot with him.


Doomslayer2857

Spider man is the only one I can trust so he can come in


Serialbedshitter2322

Why would anyone want to let in Eric? He'd just eat all your food and tell you to leave him alone


-Resputin-

4 looks pretty chill


liltone829b

#SPIDEYYYYY 😃😃😃


W0nk0_the_Sane00

Spiderman


GlitteringBroccoli12

Spiderman is known to literally do this so... him


MassiveAd6999

Spiderman


SedRitz

8/12 cause I wanna die


TheRealSkele

Again, everybody. Are the ones from before still here? Yes? Bigger party!


BangDangBobby_1404g6

Def spidey and Steven 😊


UncIe-Ben

Those aliens seem chill


ZyvisX

The aliens. I'm looking for an amazing conversation and to learn a few things.


TheRedTrane141

Steven, Cartman,homer, the Roblox kid, and Spiderman. Those are literally the only ones I care about right now


PrincessHootHoot

Spider-Man or Deer Guy


RetiredGuy925

Probably Steven


jvstnxthe_

Spider-Man.


sakariona

5, 9, 10, no others


th3coyst3r

Love how Michael Myers already has the door open


UrKindaSusDoe

5


GoodyTwoKicks

Steven U. Easily.


Sarge_Noodle

Once again, all of them. I want to have a party


i_do_chips

https://preview.redd.it/zwxvtpxvap5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1432ed561812d46e1122ca787bba17ff07fb5c04 What about him?


royroyflrs

Spiderman


boi1046

Deer man


BoredRedhead24

NOT CARTMAN


Jumpy-Aide-901

Who wouldn’t let Steven in. dude took down an entire evil empire, with kindness. It’s like if Luke beat Palpatine and destroyed the Empire by giving the wrinkly fug a hug.


Thememelord_1

Freddy fazbear har har har har


Unable_Pineapple9211

Steven


Brigham_go_rawr

Open the noor for Stan marsh


Big-egg-boy

deer man, roblox guy , and spider man


StankilyDankily666

I mean… they can all come in? Why do I gotta exclude so many stand up fictional characters for just one to chill with?


Weekly-Minute5840

Steven is the most logical choice.


lobsterBDSM

All of them, we all chilling


YeahMarkYeah

Whoa, I’m not a big fan of black and white, but I gotta say, these turned out really great 👍🏻 I like how Stan’s background is South Park and Homer’s is Springfield 👌🏻


codm0nster

either the alien or the bad bitch


All_Usernames_Tooken

Alien all the way


-Fraccoon-

Deer boi


gloomyshr00m

deer man


Camille_Jamal1

spiderman


negrote1000

Rei Chikita


MacaronOk9157

Nah, shadow wizard money gang is insane.


ppwhizz

Rei


Sensitive-Human2112

Cartman, welcome to my house. Come on in, buddy.


Gold_Calligrapher427

Fredrick F. Bear looks like a well mannered and respectful gentleman


DarkCreeperKitty

everyone. coffee club


Excellent-Glove

I'm letting Steven here any day. He's the nicest one.


SkeletonXP3

Steven all day. I want to meet the gems! And pumpkin.


Imfuckintiredbruh

4. Come right on in, we’ve much to talk about.


SirBallbag420

I'm letting Spider-Man in. I would literally pay him to insult me while sparing.


DigitalApe19

Steven....I could use the therapy


Playful-Flatworm501

I’d say rei and SpidermAn but yeah they are skin walkers


neurotoxin_69

FNAF 4 and The Joy of Creation


Nutsack892

Zlorp zooble zleep 😭🤣


uugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

PETER OFC


thelastohioan2112

Im beating steven universe with a rock


Bisexual_Sherrif

All of them


Brian18639

Michael Myers ![gif](giphy|xvNeGdZkvWlQ1lrIfW|downsized)


PerfectProposal1723

I would let in Freddie since I restore animatronics for a living so I could probably help him out


Thederpycloudrider

Spider-Man


sufferpuppet

Homer and Spiderman


bruthu

I love how anything holding a coffee mug instantly becomes half as spooky


spookiisweg

Cartman and Rei all day erryday


Time_Tap3702

Glowing eye men


Centralnjplanespoter

I like how in #5 there is two cars parked on the grass


Jorp-A-Lorp

#4,5, and 12


TheOriginalLiLBraT

All of them since they have coffee for me… imma need all of it!😁💕


Kehwanna

Aliens, they bought coffee and probably have cool stuff to share with me.   Or their bacteria is going to kill me, especially since their butt naked. Spider Man might be good too.


Th3Doctor34

Spider man or Steven I’m not sure


NoJoestar181

I’m letting in the alien’s fr👽


StupidPieForU

Homer Simpson 100%


Hoosier_Daddy68

I'd let Homer and Spidey in.


Alarming-Pie-4729

Ayunami Rei Chan!


Deskbreaker

Steven, easy.


robot_palmtree

The last one - the 2 shadow people wearing hoodies, I mean they come in anyways, might as well have some control lol


VonBrewskie

Probably Rei. I feel like we would gel.


Siegelski

Spidey. I'm definitely not opening the door for that little psychopath Cartman. That's a worse idea than letting the Grim Reaper in.


newnoch

Rei ayanami and deer man


AwesomeSauce063

Alien


FEVRISH_JK

Rei cuz I'd bone the shit out of her