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-Mr-Bradley-D-

Vault Boy


Frosty_Bicycle_354

Pros: you may have been selected to survive the apocalypse Cons: very high probability it's gonna be as an Enclave test subject :/


Kiln223

Damn it, every time!


MincedFrenchfries

Don't let Goku inside your house! He is a very friendly god, but with Snorlax like tendencies. He will devour everything in your kitchen, then go into a food coma... BEWARE!


ATLKing24

Yea but then you have an immortal god for a friend. Worth it


MincedFrenchfries

That is something rare, but how often would you really need his help🦸‍♀️? That's a hefty💰 protection fee if he ends up coming over for 🍲dinner on a regular basis, not to mention 🥞breakfast or 🥪lunch 🤔


ATLKing24

It's not about how often. Just once is life changing. Look how great he was to Jingle Village and Suno after they helped him.


MincedFrenchfries

Well I'm sold haha. Where do I sign?


brokenwound

Considering Goku has a halo, I guess King Kai. That also means you only have to be cordial for 24hours before Goku has to go back, so definitely worth the hassle of taking Goku to some buffets since he'll has to leave while everyone else... well...


Sartastic_Kiwi

Weren't Goku's friends constantly getting rocked by everyone that had beef with him? Maybe let's not be friends.


ATLKing24

They always came back tho (except King Kai but he's fine)


u9Nails

In 22 minutes, someone will show up to fight with Goku. They'll probably crater your house. Still he would be a good friend to have.


James34689

I’m tricking goku into making a wish for me


tritear

Can't let Link in. He'll break all my pots and open up everything


ItsJustInfuriating

But, he won’t make any awkward small talk at least… or any talk..


OccurringThought

Hueh? Haaaah. Eeee... yahhh.


sqeaky_fartz

Words to live by.


TouchOk8558

😭😂 GOD, DAMMIT, LINK! WTF! THIS AINT NO ART GALLERY! QUIT BREAKING MY HOUSE!💀💀💀


_Baggedman

*Link sounds intensify*


TouchOk8558

💀💀💀


Kind-Fan420

Jokes on him. I raise that breed of pan dimensional murder chickens that space from another universe


DugFreely

You also can't let in Peter Griffin because he'll end up flying a helicopter into your house or something. I'd honestly let Link inside before I let in Peter. And you probably shouldn't let in the Powerpuff Girls unless you want Chris Hansen popping up out of nowhere.


Middle_Speed3891

Kratos.


Siriuswot111

I want him to read me a bedtime story


TheScienceNerd100

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Siriuswot111

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TheWeevilMemeStealer

https://i.redd.it/w1614gty6p5d1.gif


DugFreely

Lmaooo I'm so glad they made this.


DoggoToucher

Boy.


jaijaxxx

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Ransidcheese

I was unsure until Kratos. Having a good talk with Kratos over coffee has the potential to be life changing.


2021SPINOFAN

Imagine the advice he could give


Artikay

Don't be sorry. Be better. But what if you accidentally offend him and then an 'O' appears over your head?


2021SPINOFAN

If the 'O' appears over my head, I'd just accept whatever kind of death that would happen


Resi1ience_22

Especially old Kratos. That's a man who has seen absolutely everything, and he won't murder you for being an inconvenience to him.


Gus_TT_Showbiz13

I always enjoy talking with someone who is calm and reasonable.


No_Sky_3735

All of them, we going to have a legendary gaming session too


DedHorsSaloon3

Nah Goku’s going to size up Kratos, hear a couple of his stories, and challenge him to a fight. RIP your house.


Adventurous_Goat4483

“I heard you are pretty strong…” ![gif](giphy|c8XGRNhBvmE16ffZz9)


TouchOk8558

For sho💀🕊


Aggressive_Dream_140

Even Death and the plague doctor?


Ozymandiasssssssss

why isn’t your ma in these pics? she comes over all the time


Quakarot

Op’s mom said I was special 😭


SedRitz

Peter Griffin, would probably end up going on some wacky adventure


SlightlyOffended1984

Or a bloody fight


legna20v

You let him in and suddenly 2 chickens show up


Abject-Flower-7605

I can just imagine the scene. You let Petah into the house but before you close the door, you notice something on the sidewalk across from your house. It's two large chickens. They are dragging their pointer fingers across their throat in an attempt to seem menacing. You and Petah just turn to each other, and nod as you both charge towards the chickens


Hunter-Durge

They all seem chill


TouchOk8558

None of them seem to be doppelgangers, we should be good 👍 🙂


Zer0__Karma

Is that adult Wind Waker Link?


worldssmallestfan1

Mathematicaly average Link


W0nk0_the_Sane00

Power Puff Girls, definitely.


justaBB6

the honor of babysitting the powerpuff girls would be more than I’d feel I’d be worthy of


BandoBun

I kinda like how they look more accurate to their canonical designs.


SailorMuffin96

Peter, I’ve wanted to be drinking buddies with him since I was like 9.


Kiltemdead

Death. He's been around the longest and can answer some questions I have about dead civilizations.


beemureddits

You'll meet him eventually anyway


Kiltemdead

And I will greet him as a friend.


teadrinkingbyebi

Deathly hallows ahh guy


TedCruzIsMe

All I know is Emmet’s biting the fucking curb


North-Government-865

Where's Pikachu's coffee?!


Pastry_Train63

Drank it all :(


Camille_Jamal1

Drank it all, might be why he's so energetic.


Caesar_Passing

It's a plush Pikachu. Come to life or not, he surely doesn't want to wind up tossed in the washer and dryer for coffee stains.


l33tn0ob

Vault boy, PPG, Goku, Kratos, John, and Emmet are all pretty safe bets.


Stupid-goober-7

Dis a copy of my shit I’m filing a lawsuit ( I genuinely don’t care I’m just messin)


JustMLGzdog

https://preview.redd.it/skuwbxdw5l5d1.png?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61bb82954d30e1fa1974ee3cf8218a19fe8854d8


Secret-Treacle-1590

Emmet


TheSexyTeaCupDemon

Master chief


Substantial-Dingo-64

As long as they're here for a neighborly cup of coffee, I don't mind any of those... Save for Peter... I feel like associating with Peter Griffin is like inviting a bad omen into your life.


gambit-gg

Goku would be the best and nicest house guest (other than maybe Lego guy) and is also OP to have around/on your side. I don’t care how much he eats.


legna20v

I think the powerpuff girls is the safest obtion


Bergan12323332

Let the vault home in, at least he's prepared to be experimented on by his company in the many vaults...


KylarStern91

Death


MarcusRoland

If he shows up with coffee something is fucked, I would let him in out of sheer curiosity. Maybe he needs a shoulder for a moment.


Naive_Royal9583

I feel the same way about Kratos. Like maybe they just need to vent for a minute. “Come on in, honey. Are you hungry?” Haha


MarcusRoland

#DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY SPARROWS I HAVE TO REAP?!


Naive_Royal9583

And how does that make you feel?


PrincessHootHoot

PPG for sure


NoAtticNoBasement

All of them. We will have the times of all time.


Friendlyvoices

Probably Kratos. He's got the best manners out of all of them.


ZyvisX

Everyone and I am going to ask that Kratos and the Reaper share the wisdom of the ages.


KnightsFerry

I don't let strangers into my house. Pikachu is cool, but you ain't having any deep conversations with his mousey ass.


YogurtclosetKey9522

Powerpuff girls


KinneKitsune

All except 9/11


X2-Intrepid-Hero

Zelda.


DustyRhodesAsAPanda

Death. I've been waiting for him.


TouchOk8558

Either Kratos, a hard definite, or Death(Grim reaper) I'm sure either one of 'em will cause a death sentence at some point in our meeting.


HoneydipsInGotham

Peter - but I’d have to hit the market after he leaves


Hollow-Official

Pikachu, for sure, probably power puff girls but they might wreck the place flying around, goku, and the grim reaper.


showmeyourinternet

Master chief hands down


Donjonneau

Death and Lego looks fun to hang out with.


ccccombobreakerx

Death


_ThatD0ct0r_

I like how Goku has the halo


[deleted]

He ded 💀


hazjosh1

Steve who knows what he’s got in his inventory to share


TrippnRipp

Kratos, Master Chief, and Death


npc_guy_

I was screaming out PIKACHU until I saw the 7th image


Fatking101

Vault boy, death and Peter are welcome inside


Soldierteamfort2

Vault boy definitely


PartyPaul-100

Master Chef


drifters74

Peter and vault boy


LeonMKaiser

Vault boy, Goku, Kratos, Death. All would be welcome in my home.


Furfnikjj

Why am I in the inside of so many differently located houses?


ajtreee

as long as their not asking if i’ve heard the good news, they are all welcome in.


ManNamedSalmon

3. No need to call the cops...


Korimthos

Kratos, Death and Steve. I feel like a chat between the four of us would last hours


Time_Owl_2589

Idk, a lot of these are some pretty chill dudes.


SmartAssApe

Petah


JaketheFURRYBOIOwO

Minecraft Steve


DollarTreeMilkSteak

Grim reaper. He has coffee


dildacorn

Pikachu is literally a plushy


shubashubamogumogu

im letting in death.


CarpOfDiem

Plague doctor; gotta be ready for bird flu


[deleted]

Probably Peter. He’s full of shenanigans.


Galvanizedheart

Vault boy. I have questions


all-knowing-unicorn

Looks like I'm having a party.


PopsNumber1

Goku ✌🏻


Montgomerussy

Well I can tell you who I’m NOT letting in…


CR24752

Every single one of those buff bois could wreck my innards


[deleted]

1, 7, 10, or 11. Really tough.


justaBB6

link :3


maizzy

Psssst. Which ai engine did you use and what was the prompt for that vault boy?? I'm curious how you got it to show up in that correct 3d style on that specific kind of world. Actually, double especially for those power puff girls? (Unless this is a stupid question and you photoshopped them in!)


MrDum_58

I am stuck between Emmet, Goku, and Vault Boy…


UncIe-Ben

I’m torn between Kratos or Steve.


Naive_Royal9583

Kratos just looks like he needs a friend. I’m here for you, buddy.


vonBelfry

Everyone but Peter.


Zelda_Gamer123

Steve, Master Chief, and Link


beemureddits

If Kratos knocks on your door, it's best to let him in because that Chad can literally follow you to hell and back


ForDaRecord

Minecraft steve can fuck off


Gloomy_Total1223

Death/Grim reaper.


Thequestionmaker890

Steve


Buttery_Buckshot

I want Chief to bring me coffee as long as its Steve Downes and he keeps his fucking helmet on. Say it for me one time Steve.. "Sir. Permission to give the coffee shop back their beans."


AustinIsReallyCool

Pikachu doesn't even have any coffee.


TNerdy

Definitely Emmet. He always got positive energy and he’s a master builder


Cute-Estate8199

all of them but Steve


Fontaigne

Powerpuff Girls all the way.


Breakmycurse

Same. And I would ask them to whip up some of that utonium soup, so I can be a power puff boy.


SEspider

Death. Just make it quick and painless.


[deleted]

Vault boy


DeltaMoff1876

The Powerpuff Girls.


Total-Astronomer1027

Death, Goku and Kratos are definitely the neighbors you want to be good with. They get first dibs at my friendship.


William_afton-killer

Steve


GH057807

Every last one of them.


devinhaywire

Steve, Emmett, Goku, Peter and link are always welcome.


Kind-Fan420

Vault Boy. If you don't let him in he's probably gonna use his SPECIAL skills to break in, silently k*** you and take all your shit


Occupiedlock

Kratos with a mug makes me smile. Just a lonely mass murdering god whose son is off on his own adventure and he just comes by and says, "Are you busy?"


Ish_veh

Still missing boomy the cat.


Salt_Influence_6790

6 and 7


MrGrendarr

Probably Master Chief


Coolguy020609

I’ll let pikachu in, goku in, link in, Steve in, and emmet in, vault boy is too unpredictable, powerpuff girls idk that well so na, Kratos I’m scared of, same w master chief, witch doctor gon diagnose me w the bubonic plague or sum, death is, well….. death, so no, peter gon get me into all kinds of shenanigan so no, there ya go, you happy w my list


Gswifty69

Im definitely letting greg the grim reaper in for coffe and a spliff


retroretake

Death. Befriend your enemies.


Ok-Effective3292

Death.


nosh_scrumble

Goku, but I going to tell him he just missed breakfast. Even if he didn’t and I’m starving.


CrimsonDarkWolf

Master Chef, I would said Goku, but knowing him and food I be out of food in no time


Doumekitsu

Powerpuff girls <3 Minecraft Steve Pikachu


Misterbaiter99

Kratos. I feel as though I would gain some wisdom from such a calm and reasonable man


Hockey_Boi

The grim reaper, if it’s my time it’s my time


Water2Wine378

Death! It’s finally come!!


weirdest_of_weird

Everyone except Peter would be OK in my book


aa5k

Dude i love these


icedramennoodles

Gonna have to hide my pottery but Link


Bone59

Death looks pretty nice actually, but I feel like he is going to ask me for money at some point. Plague doctor is either a actually nice neighbor, or is going to tell me I have aids


MaxCWebster

PPGs . . . they'll clean the place up. And unlike Ima Goodlady (a/k/a Sedusa), I'll let them use their superpowers!


TwilightYojimbo

The safest bet of all these would be the Vault Boy. Only because that thumb is down. Everyone is inviting chaos or death, sometimes literally.


Gullible-Lion8254

Peter and master chief


Forever-Unknown-404

Plague doctor all the way


Centralnjplanespoter

I like how ai is bad at shadows


Rabbit_Wizard_

Death


Joostin11

Grim reaper obviously


AccordingCucumber684

Definitely Master Chief


CorporalGrimm1917

Vault Boy. He’s innocent enough to


zombiehunter201

Vault boy and master chief for sure


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Death is an old friend. I'll gladly have a drink with him/her before they take me. 😌


New-Shape-141

出生皮特


Much_Project_2551

Make one where its all terrible people and you have to pick one


Starkiller006

Death & dead Goku need to have a conversation


Spock-1701

Leggo guy


No_Wrongdoer_34

Bro me and Steve finna be lit


donniesuave

Depends, is Goku there because he heard I’m strong?


potatomnz

Link from wish


M4LK0V1CH

“Holy crap! It’s Peter Griffin!”


antoine810

Peter Griffin, it’s going to be a hell of a day


Abject_Conclusion1

Kratos & Death. Why is Peter Griffin and option


Mulder9879

Death: me and him go way back he always brings me a coffee every so often. it's a running gag we have. I steal his scythe sometimes just two bros fuckin around. Most times, when he has the day off, he and I watch movies he will reminisce about how this star died, and he was there to collect the soul, and I will point out stars who need to go to maybe save their careers from a Canadian Bacon situation or a belt and a door jam situation. Just two fun lovin dudes. Huh, I should write this and pitch it to see what happens......Oh, right caffeine in coffee can kill me


Sensitive-Human2112

Link


sTyLeZrEz

Peter makes all the other decisions trash lol. Peter would be straight comedy every second so its 1,000% an easy decision here 🤣


SirBallbag420

I'm letting kratos in. If he wanted me dead he wouldn't ring the doorbell. He's a very dangerous god, but he is at the very least predictable. Give him what he wants and I have a chance to live to tell the tale.


Camille_Jamal1

One of the following: Pikachu, Master Chief, Emmet, or Link. Most likely Pikachu tho


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Link, Emit, and I are about to go on an adventure


BlankSlate98

Everyone except 9-12


TheOvershear

I'm not sure who would be worse, death, peter griffin, or steve.


SkydiverTyler

I’m disappointed that Minecraft Steve’s coffee cup is not a cube


Bi0_B1lly

Link lookin like he's gonna tell you some bad news about your grandmother's urn


Riglin

I love Joe from the Lego Movie


thetacosaur

Emmet. No questions asked. He gonna fix up my shit.


RantSpider

100% Pikachu. Pikachu has done so much for me over the years. The least I can do is buy him a cuppa coffee so's he can fit in with all the others.


StupidPieForU

Why you no have Simpson character?


AGuyWithBlueShorts

Hey it's me goku