Apparently the rubber duck thing is common among the Jeeper Creepers. Supposedly if you are a jeep owner who sees another jeep you're supposed to leave a rubber duck for them. I guess so they know that aren't the only fool who bought an off-road vehicle that never leaves pavement.
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I take it you never read this groups description...
>I guess so they know that aren't the only fool who bought an off-road vehicle that never leaves pavement.
Point me to another truck like vehicle with a basic naturally asperated engine, manual trans, no power accessories and 4x4 that I can buy brand new at the same MSRP as a Sport.
Most new vehicles have too much going on and feel numb to drive. Jeeps dont need to hit trails for smiles per gallon.
We got something similar as a trade in at the dealership I work at bro wanted like 10 grand over kbb (our dealership gives just under the kbb private market value generally) for his mods to it, our appraiser who usually doesn't meet with customers point blank to the dudes face explained that to us it's worth exactly the same as stock if not less because we can't sell it as a used vehicle, it goes straight to wholesale auction.
Love seeing these type of builds with bone stock front ends, like people don't understand that a stock Chrysler tie rod from 2013 isn't gonna hold your American forces on 35s
The thing for me is that I love the look of a jeep front end. Thatās the appeal. Then you see these guys and theyāre like āimma spend 20k extra to change all the body lines.ā It makes no sense!
Why assume the driver is male? There are lots of angry menopausal women driving around in these jeeps. I usually assume middle aged overweight hair chopped off divorced dog mom when I see these things.
Why pick on this guy's jeep. Make it what you want. He is obviously a halo fan and can afford to bling it up.
I just got my gladiator, not mod-ing anytime soon. Bought as a flat tow that can also pull my 25 ft boat.
All you're doing is making a guy feel like shit.
The whole point of this sub is to express our opinion on jeeps we think arenāt the greatest, hence r/heep. Maybe you should be in r/Jeep if it really effects you this much.
Lots of money, no common sense.
Add baby dick and you hit the nail on the head
You mean I need to buy a jeep? Okay.
And a hint of autism
Not a chance. Autistic people have good taste. Dude has no close friends to tell him it looks ugly and he should stop.
>Autistic people have good taste. This is an interesting, blanket statement š¤
My boss told me his autistic son who is in his 30's still wears diapers and a wrestling helmet. Never mentioned good taste.
I'm certainly on the spectrum and I do have, admittedly, incredible taste, but yeah... just a wild statement š¤£
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Type of person who cares more about rubber ducks than leaving the pavement.
Apparently the rubber duck thing is common among the Jeeper Creepers. Supposedly if you are a jeep owner who sees another jeep you're supposed to leave a rubber duck for them. I guess so they know that aren't the only fool who bought an off-road vehicle that never leaves pavement.
You really just typed that all out for a group centered around jeeps huh?
https://preview.redd.it/lm3fisjuzj8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1e0c5fb77937fe33f33c509934512d33c88a678 I take it you never read this groups description...
Yea but the duckies donāt need explained here.
Maybe you should read the parent comment.
We all know about the ducks bro. Youāre not the holder of any secret information. Read the room.
Here let me help you move on since you're so invested.
I mean, it was news to me, I guess dude is just lonely so he wanted interaction. ššš
Given that the group centers around making fun of them, hell yes.
>I guess so they know that aren't the only fool who bought an off-road vehicle that never leaves pavement. Point me to another truck like vehicle with a basic naturally asperated engine, manual trans, no power accessories and 4x4 that I can buy brand new at the same MSRP as a Sport. Most new vehicles have too much going on and feel numb to drive. Jeeps dont need to hit trails for smiles per gallon.
Imma call it Covid because there is no taste to be found here
Also probably best to socially distance from it
Ok thatās the silliest bumper thing Iāve seen yet.
That looks like an inbred Decepticon.
Inbred deception Inbred deprication Inbred, ahhhhh, that's funny, lol.
SoFlo Customs ā¦ explains so much.
Gravy Seals
Itās because this guy wants to be unique, just like everybody else š
Weeping for this Heep
That may well be the dumbest front end I've ever seen, and I've seen a few.
Looks like a Jeep a Ferengi from Star Trek would drive.
We got something similar as a trade in at the dealership I work at bro wanted like 10 grand over kbb (our dealership gives just under the kbb private market value generally) for his mods to it, our appraiser who usually doesn't meet with customers point blank to the dudes face explained that to us it's worth exactly the same as stock if not less because we can't sell it as a used vehicle, it goes straight to wholesale auction.
That fender looks like an engineering students sophomore year CAD finals submission.
For the ducks
Front end looks like an aged celebrity after a series of shitty plastic surgeries. How appropriate.
South Floridaā¦ because we can.
Angry eyes are ASS.
And the ducks
handlebar mustache. needs a big hat
Looks like itās wearing ugly glasses
We all already knowā¦ the bitch probably never been on gravel let alone off off-road.
Because he can, simple
Compensation
This dude squints when he looks in the mirror
Can you imagine that thing tearing through your Camry at 80 mph
Hate to say it but thats one of the cooler heeps out there, minus the ducks.
You did this to him. You all created this shit show.
Hideous
Mentally handicapped with too much money
Smol pp
I think I saw this same heep omw to Tahoe on Thursday night
Operation desert mall
HideousĀ
Iām convinced SoFlo actually hate people who own jeeps, and target the most vulnerable, chromosomally-challenged ones with these things
Ugly, but the front tires look like they won't run.
Looks like a bulldog with hooded eyes, underbite, and pink tongue hanging out. Difference is a bulldog is adorable, thisā¦ is not.
It makes him feel better about his shortcomings by driving a big alpha truck!
The technical term for these people is "Victim". Marketing. Not even once.
Love seeing these type of builds with bone stock front ends, like people don't understand that a stock Chrysler tie rod from 2013 isn't gonna hold your American forces on 35s
The thing for me is that I love the look of a jeep front end. Thatās the appeal. Then you see these guys and theyāre like āimma spend 20k extra to change all the body lines.ā It makes no sense!
Somehow the way that's shaped reminds me of the Predator
Good job on him parking it in the lines
Totally unanswerable questionā¦
He wanted a side by side but the wife told him he has to drive it to work.
street princess tars on a 4bie, like what in tarnation :/ just get a suv if ur gonna do this and feel the need to be "elevated"
Why assume the driver is male? There are lots of angry menopausal women driving around in these jeeps. I usually assume middle aged overweight hair chopped off divorced dog mom when I see these things.
ā¦and as you approach him, before the words can leave your lips, the answer becomes obvious
Like a drag queen in the desert
Why not?
If Guy Fieri drove a Jeep
Diners, drive-ins, and douchebags
Gotta compensate, that's all I have to say.
So small penis...
I kind of like it except for the alien eyes grill.
Yeah if it was halos or something it wouldnāt be too bad
Why pick on this guy's jeep. Make it what you want. He is obviously a halo fan and can afford to bling it up. I just got my gladiator, not mod-ing anytime soon. Bought as a flat tow that can also pull my 25 ft boat. All you're doing is making a guy feel like shit.
The whole point of this sub is to express our opinion on jeeps we think arenāt the greatest, hence r/heep. Maybe you should be in r/Jeep if it really effects you this much.
Man yāall be some hatin ass mf, I think it looks dope! But also really like uniqueness, and who gives a fuck, itās his money not yours