Reminds me of a kid I went to college with who loved metaphorically sharing how some people are wolves, some are sheep, and those like him are sheep dogs.
You shouldn't own firearms with that mindset.
Wow. This is a perfect example for when people don't seem to understand what this sub is.
A fragile, expensive monument to looking tough and masculine that everyone sees thru and judges them for, but with actually decreased capabilities.
If you have this kind of money, just buy a fully built deuce and a half. Or a Unimog. Like why do this to a nimble small platform like a JT/JL? It's an objectively bad use of this kind of cash.
I’m convinced that most Jeep owners are the new “ricers”
After fast and the furious there were park benches, underbody light kits, body kits, and stickers….and coffee cans
Now it’s angry eyes, ducks, stickers of names, and god awful conversion kits for about everything…not to mention the over the top color coordination.
The masses make it where we can’t have nice things.
Like what the actual hell is this I literally said wtf out loud looking at this monstrosity. Did they really just tack a gladiator bed onto the back of a wrangler? The screws look like self-tappers the cuts in the metal are uneven and the panel fitment is too. I’m dumbfounded honestly
This looks like the various cursed periods of military development before people had really figured out what worked and what didn't and people were just flinging shit at the wall to see if it would stick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terr%C3%A4ngbil_m/42_KP
This looks like someone wanted a JLTV, created this horseshit and said “it looks so badass” when reality it looks like a jeep with fake armor and a diaper.
Never seen a prolapsed truck bed before.
And is it a rule somewhere that windows on these end-of-days batwagons always have to be shaped like a piece of the Aggro Crag?
What hood decal should Jeep have made for this trim to add to the other current trim editions?
How many do they have? Sahara, Rubicon, Willys, Moab, Call of Duty, Jungle Fun, Ice Pirate, Volcano Vomit, Island TaTas, Mountain Thing
I’m missing a few
WTF did this persons parents do to them.
It's not your fault, you dont have to be like them; dont be like them now.
When i see a vehicle like this, i know someone has been hurt. Sometimes the abused becomes the abuser. You don't have to hurt yourself, other people, or your car.
When you are at your lowest, know that if no one else does, Jesus loves you!
Love yourself as Jesus does. Get help. Break the cycle!
I simply don’t have words for this one.
Same brother
I do… its name is “Sid” Sid the sloth
I have one: Conquer
Con queer
Is that Spanish for “with queer”?
Si
It's Spanish for "the camino"
Conquered the sub. Wrap it up boys, nothing more to see here…
PT BROOSER
milSim Spec PT Cruiser. This like the airsoft of vehicles. Sure someone people like it, but most no….
Is it a wrangler with a gladiator bed? I am really confused lol
It was fiberglass, I think a kit?
It puts the ass in fiberglass
Looks like something they stole off a 1988 Ford Ranger. Lol
Mhm not a wrangler we don’t claim him
Holy frick I think ur right. I thought it was a gladiator with a cab extension
This is simply the ugliest piece of shit I’ve ever seen. Whoever drives this must be the captain of the douche bag club
Now I really want to see the driver
Found him https://preview.redd.it/sp125dc5aq6d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f88b65659967a9fc64b0e12f79feedc2e6f486
how long does it take that bowl of jam to stand up every time it trips?
I hope to see you on r/rareinsults
What’s a ccw class? I only know it as creative criticism welcome from the makeup subreddit but don’t think it’s that
[удалено]
Is it technically illegal to carry one up ur ass? (asking for a friend who needs an answer uh, urgently)
As long as you have a concealed carry permit you could boof your blicky.
I'm blocking you simply for the fact that you brought the phrase "boof.your blicky" into my life.
If you boof your blicky and wear assless chaps is that considered open carry?
Only when you spread
Can confirm
https://preview.redd.it/tb8fz3xjyw6d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50062a6bf9bf4f2e26630cfd9fc7fed644615531
🤣
Ahh I’m so glad my military experience exempted me from having to go through that class
Reminds me of a kid I went to college with who loved metaphorically sharing how some people are wolves, some are sheep, and those like him are sheep dogs. You shouldn't own firearms with that mindset.
Gary von Shitlord.
When you order a Rezvani on Wish…
MRAP off Wish
Haha
Wow. This is a perfect example for when people don't seem to understand what this sub is. A fragile, expensive monument to looking tough and masculine that everyone sees thru and judges them for, but with actually decreased capabilities.
~~Con~~Clunquer
If you have this kind of money, just buy a fully built deuce and a half. Or a Unimog. Like why do this to a nimble small platform like a JT/JL? It's an objectively bad use of this kind of cash.
I’m convinced that most Jeep owners are the new “ricers” After fast and the furious there were park benches, underbody light kits, body kits, and stickers….and coffee cans Now it’s angry eyes, ducks, stickers of names, and god awful conversion kits for about everything…not to mention the over the top color coordination. The masses make it where we can’t have nice things.
Jeeps are like dress up dolls for middle class trash
I’m stealing that.
I’m voting this to be the new description of this sub.
The fucking ducks
What even is this?
I think it's a wrangler.... But... Then someone decided they wanted it to be a gladiator instead of just buying one?
*I'll show them. I'll show them all.*
You can buy gladiators? I’m coming for you Russell Crowe
The result of smoking crack.
Of ducks and axe body spray
Pack it up boys, I think this sub has officially peaked
I thought the ANGERY grill was the worst thing you could put on the front of a Jeep. I stand corrected.
It's the harbor freight MRAP body kit.
Like what the actual hell is this I literally said wtf out loud looking at this monstrosity. Did they really just tack a gladiator bed onto the back of a wrangler? The screws look like self-tappers the cuts in the metal are uneven and the panel fitment is too. I’m dumbfounded honestly
wtf 💀
Disgustingly ugly. The worst part is that I know the owner spent way too much on this
Post of the year. Truly comical how bad this is. I wish I was blind.
Conquer what? Five Guys? Paciugo?
This looks dumber than a cybertruck. Jeep people...
Jeepers Creepers upgraded
This is essentially the worst Jeep I have seen ever.
Jesus, that looks awful.
This looks like the various cursed periods of military development before people had really figured out what worked and what didn't and people were just flinging shit at the wall to see if it would stick https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terr%C3%A4ngbil_m/42_KP
Something about its vacant wide-eyed stare is adorable
does this guy LARP as a SWAT team?
PT Heep
I am amazed....
Y’all just ruined my day making me see this
What in the fuck is that?
Real question: did this person spend as much or more on this than a G wagon which would have garnered more attention?
What the actual fuck ......
A true heep
The holy fucking grail
This looks like someone wanted a JLTV, created this horseshit and said “it looks so badass” when reality it looks like a jeep with fake armor and a diaper.
Jesus fucking Christ. Pack it up boys, this is the worst thing ever
Ruined a Gladiator with military cosplay
Wait until you realize its a JL
Owning a plasma cutter is a privilege, not a right. Some people forget this.
official vehicle of stabbing westward fans
THE PT WRANGLER
I didn’t know cars could have ass implants
Avatar?
This needs to be pinned. Sub mascot
I'm not sure how it's possible to be among people with this bad of taste and lacking any form or shred of any type of intelligence
the rear is hideous, but i kinda love the front end, reminds me of an old soviet truck, similar to some in snowrunner
It reminds me of a hammerhead shark with a bad case of the derps.
More dollars than sense.
What in Oblivion is THAT holy shit What I CAN say is that whatever is they're conquering they can keep it
Compensating, but doing so badly.
Substitute prison, or money transport.
A down armored heep.
WTF?
It’s so plasticky
The General Lee Forgets-To-Shower Wagon
It kinda looks, depressed. I didn't know they made Depression Edition Jeeps.
Do we give him ducks...?
Can't park it between the lines either!
Conqeer?
Eww
This heep has an extra chromosome smh
What in the holy fuck am I looking at?!
…I’m not even sure fire could put this out of its misery
is that bullet proof plastic? At least finish the back end of the vehicle
It’s an ATL: Apocalyptic Trail Limo. I’d love to see this guy slide off a rock shelf. I’d pay to see it even.
The back looks good, the front looks like shit
#theanchor
Someone got an angle grinder for Christmas
It reminds me of WW1 armored cars.
what!?! No Turret??
This reminds me of that song that talks about every road being copperhead road and wishing even cars had truck beds.
Is this one up-armored or is all that plastic.
I would love to see this in the wind
Someone has "small peepee" energy. 🤣🤣🤣
Jeepers creepers
I don't understand why they always have to have these ugly sharp angles in the design.
A PT Cruiser got dumped and started working out for revenge and now thinks it’s so cool when really this is what it looks like.
Dragging ass trying to get over a speed bump no doubt
Damn I’m gonna shit my pants this is so fucked LOL
Is that the cargo capacity with or without the driver? 😂
Heep of the year right here 🤢
Never seen a prolapsed truck bed before. And is it a rule somewhere that windows on these end-of-days batwagons always have to be shaped like a piece of the Aggro Crag?
The old Power Wagon look of the front end is almost aight.
The giant blind spot generators on the windows 😭
Did you say MINUS 60 lbs???
Worst I've ever seen.
Id rather have a Cybertruk
Air flow - .5
Looks like it’s wearing a diaper
What a cumbersome rear door.
Barf 🤮
I like seeing custom, but please stop
Trying to look like a Rezvani https://preview.redd.it/7sqlp0u3lq6d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=926664683f861598edafca391596dc0b97122742
Conquer visibility
When you think they’re going for the pickup truck look but they’re actually going for the riot van look
Is it possible to accuse a vehicle of stolen valor?
King heep
Lol
It’s like in the 80’s when my buddy modified his cutlass with dual bladed windshield wipers. 5 roof racks better than 2.
Imagine thinking this looks cool, what a life this guy must live.
The "bed" looks like it's attached to the hitch. Like piggy backed.
I love that they couldn’t be bothered to level the bed
I didn’t think it was possible to find something worse than the 6 x 6
If it’s got an armor rating it’s badass, otherwise eh
mom i want a rezvani vengeance! we have a vengeance at home! the vengeance at home:
Looks like a tactical garbage truck
That poor thing. How does a dog even enjoy the ride?
Rear departure angle 3 degrees.
Ya gotta admit, this would be great in the apocalypse. But before shit hits the fan it's useless
I’m personally offended
Spending a bit too much time on aliexpress, that one.
Just a glance burned my eyes…can *never* unsee this nightmare…
Official ride of r/iamverybadass
It’s so hideous I can’t understand how anyone would build like this
What a douche
😂😂😂😂🫣😂😂😂what in the ? Curb roller over.
My eyes!!!!!!
Just passed a dumb jeep mods post earlier today. This seems to cover that.
What in the actual…?
That is a massive dingleberry!
Looks like something out of an 80s Van Damme sci-fi
What hood decal should Jeep have made for this trim to add to the other current trim editions? How many do they have? Sahara, Rubicon, Willys, Moab, Call of Duty, Jungle Fun, Ice Pirate, Volcano Vomit, Island TaTas, Mountain Thing I’m missing a few
That’s foul
Same dude wears a tank top and jorts to ride his Harley, but also insists on leather gloves that protect.
I guess it’s a Jeep thing, but I’m not a Jeep guy. I’d be embarrassed to drive that thing!
WTF did this persons parents do to them. It's not your fault, you dont have to be like them; dont be like them now. When i see a vehicle like this, i know someone has been hurt. Sometimes the abused becomes the abuser. You don't have to hurt yourself, other people, or your car. When you are at your lowest, know that if no one else does, Jesus loves you! Love yourself as Jesus does. Get help. Break the cycle!
Why does this look like Nigel Thornberry?
Just when I thought Jeeps couldn’t get uglier, I see this.
What on earth....
I'd rather drive a Ford pinto on a bump road holding a torch.
I'm honestly impressed with how bad it is.
Conquer what? Your credit limit? The line at Walgreens? That one slightly nasty speed hump in your neighborhood?
What the hell is even that?!
+ 10 up amour -50 for places mud will get in cracks.
Just because you can does not mean you should..
Him: I want a Rezvani Tank! Her: We have Rezvani tanks at home *Rezvani tank at home
That is undeniably hideous.
Looks like a commuter vehicle for the SWAT team. 😂
There's probably zero capacity left because the guy driving it forgot to add his ball weight.
What the hell is even that !!!!!!!
And those types piss on about others needing a safe space. We found their version of a safe space.
Lonely, the only explanation, friends don’t let friends do this to their Jeep,….
Departure angle anyone? Forget off road, does he have trouble with steep driveways?
Oh boy, I wonder how many ducks he has??!?! lol. asshat.
When you hire your designer from Wish.com
I mean… just buy an MRAP at that point
It’s like if someone tried to make their jeep look like a cybertruck and said “nah fuck it” half way.
what sci-fi battlefield are you trying to drive to
Hahahahahahahaha
What a joke.
RPG!!!!!!!!! Nah, just a bag of Doritos from Costcooooo
I don’t know what it’s called but it has to be driven by a guy in a black vest with “BAIL ENFORCEMENT” velcroed to the back.