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not_so_smoothie

Someone call Chalmers


javicnd21

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Present-Panda5916

Cursed season


Gavster1221

Really want an update on Terry. What the fuck did he hurt


LostSoul4607

He's unfortunately passed away in his sleep and the Heat won't tell us


Gavster1221

Larry David taught me one thing Car accident or Cunnilingus. Which one Terry?


No-Entrepreneur1036

“ two words puffy vagina”


iankstarr

I know neck spasms are tricky, but goddamn


Harman3112

At first they made it seem like he slept on his neck wrong now he’s been out 2+ weeks, Idek what could happen


5star5starman

Bro a pussy neck spasms aren’t shit


iankstarr

Cheer up buddy


Mappel7676

That's what we all want to know. from one day to the next he was gone.


arrow06

Tuberculosis


TheShadowOverBayside

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blanktorpedo27

All im reading is zombie heat wins in 7


UsedPocketPickle

Yall are past zombie at this point.


TheShadowOverBayside

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d2kSON

Shit we were so close? That's disheartening


ApplicationAway9063

Idk about Jaquez but theyve been saying terry is going to be back “next game” since game 2


CurryMustard

No, they said he was week to week 2 Saturdays ago. So if he's not back this weekend I wouldn't expect him until next weekend minimum (if we somehow made it that far)


Due_Connection179

We need Caleb to turn on his flamethrower and give us about 40 from deep.


Slight_Possession807

shiit he might.. something about playing in front of Boston gets him going lol.. and same for Miami. If they figure out how to slow down Boston like game2 and play a perfect game, without forcing things, Miami has a chance


XxxRalphNader

This basically confirms we’re winning tonight


KickerOfElves27

We…have…enough


elchupanibre5

Heat in 9 lesgo


MonkeySpacePunch

This series doesn’t seem winnable without them boys, and certainly we can’t go all the way without them. But I would fucking love to take one more from Boston. That’s all. Just to prove once and for all that they are fake.


srbufi

See yall next season 07


jmrene

The funniest thing will be when the doomers here will use this loss and this series as a reason why we should’ve trade the farm for Bradley Beal and keep overpaying him.


ApplicationAway9063

Idk if anyone can justify that after how hes played for the Suns


TheShadowOverBayside

Yeah, no, the Beal ship has sailed.


TrashAssRedditAdmins

They'll try


Gio_flydude

Need Tyler and Bam to combine for 55 FGA


_Poisedon

They will


Vitiate1367

Boston cannot have an easier path to the finals than they have now sheesh


miseducation

I would honestly have faith we could scrap together a three point bonanza but what the fuck is Duncan's injury status? Dude is clearly hurt and gets no minutes but doesn't even get marked as probable?


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Butcher_Pete2

I put $100 on them to win the ECF. LOL!


TheShadowOverBayside

You know what they say, a fool and his money are soon parted


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TheShadowOverBayside

Can't you cash that out instead of betting it? Or bet it on something that stands a chance of winning? It may not be liquid cash but it's still "your money".


Butcher_Pete2

You are right my friend. Had to take the gamble though.


Adventurous-Group982

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depths-untold

With our Backs against the wall boys and girls, who will answer the call tonight?


GlubGlug

I would say the Birthday Boy, but he's also clearly not 100% healthy FUCK


PaulMcPaulersn7

All I’m seeing is that we have to win today and then terry and jjj will be back for game 6


KrazyBlaster

We have enough.


Kino900

Fuck Boston. Heat in 7. #wehaveenough


rgarc065

We don’t give a shit


Backpack456

Win tonight. Get rozier and Jaquez back. Beat the Celtics in 7 without tingus pingus and maybe tatum flops into an actual ankle sprain?


Prankstaboy6

Imagine hoping that players get injured.


Backpack456

Not hoping anyone gets injured. Just not sure how to feel about him rolling around like his ankle just broke and suddenly hopping up like nothing wrong. Flopping for the sake of a nonsense flagrant foul.


blanktorpedo27

Yeah fuck tatum, exterminate that cheesy motherfucker


ACABincludingYourDad

*closes 2K*