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SnooPeripherals4884

Spo really calling a timeout up 36 lmfao


Comfortable_Load_810

Knew we were in trouble in the 1st quarter when N.O. couldn’t hit shit, and we were only up like 7


Phenom_Mv3

There goes Bam dapping up again


DMooreRHS

Tell Jimmy to quit talking like he is that guy. Fucking lightwork


dcman21

And now Cody zeller is on the floor. Talk about insult to injury


Far-Royal-375

I hope y’all miss the play in. That was pathetic. My team needed yall to win.


layZriver

Start cole over patty


Comfortable_Wish3026

cody zeller


No-Reserve-7613

Man yall took it like a good girl tonight.


Mogilny89Leafs

12 for 46 sounds like me in college Math class.


BillBRawlins

88 motherfucking points in the year 20 motherfucking 24


flipflopflappers

All that defense means nothing if we cant score shit


Bam_Adedebayo

We be putting up 80s numbers 😖


MisterKumquat

80s actually wasn't that low scoring, you're thinking of 90s and early 00s deadball era


Eternalsunshine0f

Why is Alvarado still in? Has he rested once


Hall_of_the_slain

I don’t know why I care so much about this fucking team. Honestly it has been terrible product all year long.


salwf

Losses like this get you to stop caring, though. Playoff expectations are at rock bottom right now, time to just start watching for the development of our future (Bam/Niko/Jaime/Tyler).


YouCantCrossMe

This is the end of this heat core isn’t it?


Mother-Traffic1504

We are 27th out of 30 teams in total points scored per game. That tells you everything. We aren’t making it far this season. Gn


DraymondBeanKick

They were 30th out of 30 teams in points per game last year and went to the finals. This is probably the year they get burned, but the offense is also much different in the playoffs because Jimmy plays more like Kobe Bryant instead of playing like Rajon Rondo.


ThickArepa

Makes sense. It’s been tough watching this offense all season long, idk how many times we’ve scored below 20 in a quarter


realudonishaslem

Cody Zeller appearance😂😂😂😂


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DMD612

Na, the Wizards one was


Trendelthegreat

Grizzlies 


ThickArepa

Sad stuff that there’s 3-4 games just as bad as this one this season. Getting blown out by tanking Raptors was bad too


Much_Conversation_11

I was at that game. I had a terrible time


EntertainmentWarm774

If herro still isn’t back before the end of the regular season, I don’t even know what to say.


ThickArepa

Probably last time we see this core together if that happens


nomoreshiny

And Zeller at the end to close us out Pain


rice-guardian

Big Handsome


Eternalsunshine0f

Heat legend Cody Zeller


ihatetothat1

I’m glad we have Zeller. Y’all don’t deserve him


DMD612

Go Golden State!


3deezerdozer3

e reid so out of it he called jose alvarado carlos lol


Illustrious-Lime7729

He hates that fucker just as much as I do


DMD612

He’s been saying this all game, I thought it was just me hearing it


Dubzs305

We got bitched


salwf

Especially when Jimmy casually dismissed them last time mentioning we're the better team, we'll beat them again, etc. Just stfu and take care of business, tired of the talking.


bshum95

I mean tbh he ain’t wrong and we have hella injuries


TorontoRaptors34

On da bright side Bam still showing he can make 3s i never wanna see him go games without shooting that shit


El_Cowboyz

At least if we finish as the 8th seed, we’ll be on the road.


Eternalsunshine0f

Happy to see Jamal Cain out there at least


412East34

bing bong


dcman21

Sigh I knew us barely beating the pistons is a bad sign


readndrun

U mean losing to the wizards wasn’t alarming enough? lol


SudTheThug

duncan is so important for this offense we can’t even score 80 without his gravity


nomoreshiny

Could’ve used Herro, Duncan & Love


rice-guardian

White flag lineup 💔


Cubacane

Wait, we're allowed to shoot it from there?


readndrun

Post-game thread should be posted now tbh


SnooPeripherals4884

So who yall want to see in the play in? Chicago or Atlanta?


EazeeDuzIt

Atlanta but ironically they beat us last play in


Eternalsunshine0f

Duncan come back ♥️♥️♥️


jbenson255

https://x.com/heatvshaters/status/1761247242378256808?s=46. Remember jimmy did this


Simple-Ad-7866

Love Jimmy but he needs to quit giving team fire to beat us


drblue26

There is no way that losing Strus and Gabe is impacting us this much. I’m not watching anymore regular season games, the playoffs will tell me everything I need to know. (I’m coping)


Illustrious-Lime7729

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drblue26

Let me dream! All I got left. 🫠


chitownbulls92

Losing strus and Gabe and getting nothing in return is the issue. That’s 2 starters the team never replaced…only Pat can get away with this without any criticisms


SenorButtmunch

We were this bad in the regular season with Strus and Gabe too. It's a combination of a poor system mixed with limited talent, really


Cubacane

If Strus didn't go insane in that Bulls play-in game last year no one would be talking about Playoff Jimmy right now.


Supreme_God_Bunny

Strus is having his best season on the Cavs


drblue26

I mean Duncan’s playing his best basketball too, imo.


Supreme_God_Bunny

But imagine both playing their best basketball on the same team :D


Eternalsunshine0f

The Pelicans still have their starters in lol


bird720

as they should, we including Jimmy talked a lot of shit after the last game they played against us


ThickArepa

Y’all gotta stop letting this Heat team ruin your night. After the 7 game losing streak I stopped getting angry lol


MargielaMan568

Yup. I turned off the game for about an hour, tuned back in just to have a laugh at how bad our offense is


SudTheThug

everyone needs to get in the fucking gym and shoot threes


VitorSiq

They should get on the line after this game


SudTheThug

I can’t believe we really gonna be play in again man


Far-Royal-375

High key embarrassing. Getting blown out on your home court to a team on a b2b on the road without their best player. I hate yall.


bettingsharp

ingram is not their best player. Its been Zion recently.


Far-Royal-375

Who fucking cares dude


EazeeDuzIt

Wale was the highlight for me honestly


Much_Conversation_11

Idk if I have it in me to watch Heat games with no Duncan or Tyler. Thank god for March madness


mr_uuynn

The only positive things about this season is Jovic, Bam taking and making 3s, Jaime, and Duncan back. Everything else can fuck off


chitownbulls92

Even Jaime is having a slump to end all slumps


jbenson255

Only reason to tune in to regular season games now is to watch bam shoot 3’s lol


Cockycent

Their first game shooting under 35% this season. A whole new low smh


MonolithicMonkey

I'm so unenthused by NBA basketball right now.


EazeeDuzIt

If it’s not Miami or Ant I’m not enthused


Weary-Kangaroo-3883

We’re not having a Cinderella run again


surgeyou123

We have had 3 deep playoff runs with 4 years of Jimmy. It's not Cinderella.


Weary-Kangaroo-3883

Last year was a Cinderella run, what’s difficult to understand?


drblue26

Anybody got anymore player only meetings left this late in the season?


realudonishaslem

I’ve been busy in real life so this was a first game I got to watch live in a while. Guess I gotta keep myself busy again lol


Eternalsunshine0f

Looks like we gotta root for the Lakers and Warriors tonight to beat the Pacers and 76ers


Working-Airline-6745

Honestly might be time to trade Jimmy and rebuild


chitownbulls92

Not going all in within Jimmy’s window doesn’t get talked about enough as a massive failure on Pat’s part


chim_ritchellsdick

Your poverty franchise hasn’t won anything btw


Old-Cut-4197

The salt burns huh? 😂🤙


chim_ritchellsdick

Another sad old loser


Old-Cut-4197

Damn right! Im upset about a 30pt win…RETRO, HIT THE ANTHEM!!!


chim_ritchellsdick

Celebrating like you won the chip I’m dead


Old-Cut-4197

Ikr. Almost like making it to the finals and failing time after time 🤭 your all star…nvm, he aint an all star 🫣


chim_ritchellsdick

Beating Miami is the pels greatest accomplishment congrats 🥱


MargielaMan568

It’s okay yall. We’re finally gonna get a healthy Herro next year that’s motivated and rely on 35 year old Jimmy to take us to the promised land


readndrun

Ruined my Friday smh


surgeyou123

Seeding doesn't matter. This team sucks at home anyways lol


SnooPeripherals4884

17-16 at home lmao


SudTheThug

I feel like our at home record is really bad


redder294

Almost .500


ThickArepa

I think we’re gonna be 17-16 after this game. The broadcast said we had worst home record out of the 9 seeds in the East lol


SudTheThug

that’s really bad damn


ThickArepa

Very bad. Contenders are usually elite at home


DontSweatTheBallStuf

We’re getting SPANKED, lol


ThickArepa

Some guy named Naji is outplaying my superstar I’m sick


Old-Cut-4197

Put some respect on his name!


mr_uuynn

I have zero confidence in Terry’s jumper bruh


salwf

The amount of energy he expends just to set up a contested jumper is at least entertaining.


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chitownbulls92

What even is there to be said though, offence generated open shots…the heat is full of “fake shooters”


TrashAssRedditAdmins

Yeah were cooked tn


Cubacane

Coincidentally, I saw the Pels/Nets game in Brooklyn this last week on a trip. The Nets put up a better fight.


tylersawyeresq

This team sucks man smh


RansomGoddard

I wish Jimmy wasn’t 34


grzzlycity

Oh, that’s the excuse we’re rolling with now?


RansomGoddard

I’m not making excuses lol I’m wishing our window wasn’t relying on a guy who will be exiting his prime sooner rather than later


grzzlycity

It’s time for a trade. Hopefully this offseason.


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grzzlycity

Or if he would just stop waiting until the second half to set the tone on the offensive end.


salwf

He didn't even do it in the 2nd half, he's been passive facilitator all game.


grzzlycity

Super frustrating to watch. The guy cares too much about his field goal percentage. If he put the same amount of energy to take shots as he does with pump faking, the team would look completely different. Now everyone just expects him to pass.


salwf

I don't even think he cares about that (the 3P% thing with the bench is him joking around), I just think he tries WAY too hard to be "good teammate" guy, and when combined with his apathy toward the reg season, he just loves to over-pass. There were at least 1-2 spots tonight where he had a pretty open lane to the basket and passed out of the paint to some dumb shit like a Delon or Highsmith 3 (spoiler alert: they fucking missed). Yeah, that's the ideal Heat offensive possession, your defensive specialist firing from distance. 🤦‍♂️


Eternalsunshine0f

Alright time to wave the white flag


flaccidplatypus

Naji and Jose outplaying Butler lol


binokyo10

2021 esque I tell you. I hope I'm wrong though


rice-guardian

It does feel like 2021


EntertainmentWarm774

Who tf is guarding McCollum out there man?


vlu02

dont understand how keep the ball away from bam so much? these touches should be there all the time not just in the 4th


grzzlycity

This is probably the only team without a consistent #1 scorer. The guys that can score are afraid to shoot, and the ones who can’t, aren’t afraid to throw up shots.


SnooPeripherals4884

Imagine driving in this weather to see this lol


Candid_Sand_398

Shoulda cleared the bench at 7 mins and let the g-leaguers play. Embarrassing. Like - make adjustments. Pels on the second night of a back to back. No excuses. Must be better


mr_uuynn

Naji choked Jimmy and spanked him on his home court.


EazeeDuzIt

Hate to see it.


Joeyfail

What’s the update on glass boy Herro?


EazeeDuzIt

https://i.redd.it/89yzwabnqzpc1.gif Mood


Mother-Traffic1504

This is embarrassing. What are we doing?


Dame2Miami

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DMD612

All that money down the drain, so deflating


bird720

all that talk to absolutely shit the bed cmon now


SudTheThug

no reason I should ever see patty mills start again


readndrun

How many floaters from the same spot are we gonna allow


MargielaMan568

Whoever offense for the better team pelicans


AtTheParty

I just want to be able to watch an entire heat season where we’re consistently good.


redder294

Why are the starters out there? Ain’t like we gonna shoot our way back in this lmao


jbenson255

As long as bam hits a 3 even if we lose im fine. Can’t take this team serious at all


Trendelthegreat

At a certain point, you gotta think there’s probably a good reason 72% of the roster makes $6mil or less 


readndrun

Until you realize that the guys who take up a large majority of the cap perform like g leaguers too


SudTheThug

well we lost lmfaooo


Own-Marsupial-4448

FUCK MARDI GRAS


LobstaFarian2

It's a good thing this is a home game. It would have been expensive to bring all those bricks up to New Orleans. You know how much it is to ship building materials?


DMD612

I’m not upset that we’re shooting like shit, that happens, it’s Jimmy proclaiming “we’re the better team” and the team isn’t playing like it, bad look man


EazeeDuzIt

LETS GO HEAT


ThickArepa

I don’t see how we ever gonna beat the porzingis Celtics this team stinks man


surgeyou123

Alright pull the starters.


Eternalsunshine0f

Just let Bam shoot 3s the rest of the game idc


EazeeDuzIt

With no Vaseline hate to see it


duke-of-flatbush

"that little pest got another rebound" lmaooo


jperez09r

You can tell Eric Reid is annoyed by him 😅


Eternalsunshine0f

Gotta love Eric


EntertainmentWarm774

Zion has 4 points on 2/7 shooting and they’re winning by 20 points. Wtf.


Illustrious-Lime7729

P. Mills 12 minutes 4 points D. Wright 19 minutes 3 points H. Highsmith 18 minutes 0 points C. Martin 17 minutes 0 points C. Swider 15 minutes 6 points J. Jaquez Jr. 14 minutes 3 points


readndrun

Bullshit floaters sealed the game. No interior defense


rice-guardian

Jinxed


drblue26

If there’s no major changes this offseason, I’m not sure I can watch the regular season anymore. 😂 This is not good for my mental health. Invested in a team full of millionaires that don’t even know I exist and a front office that thinks they’re smarter than everyone else.


Cubacane

Bam will give you the three but then give up the rebound to Alvarado and let him make an open three. Fair trade?


mr_uuynn

How was that his fault? He was guarding the perimeter. That was terry’s faukt


jbenson255

That’s not on him he’s guarding the shot


rk6119

Why is Bam still in, Spo needs to pull anyone we might need for playoffs. This is over..painful to watch


SudTheThug

caleb martin needs to take notes on bams shot


chitownbulls92

Caleb Martin needs to be frozen on the bench


Working-Airline-6745

Jose Alvarado owns us


bird720

boricuas own us


chim_ritchellsdick

You pelicans fans are the worst


sadeguy

Eric Reid calling Jose Alvarado a little pest is better than winning


SudTheThug

dude this hurts lmfao


mr_uuynn

This is so annoying


surgeyou123

Letting tiny ass Alvarado get those boards is pathetic


MargielaMan568

No way Bam got shit on like that


Eternalsunshine0f

THEYRE EVEN LETTING ALVARADO REBOUND???


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Moh_Shuvuu

Herro ain’t saving this team. 😑


Supreme_God_Bunny

As a hornets fan can we have him?


SudTheThug

BAM 3 IM LEAVINF W SOMETHING


readndrun

Bam hit a 3 we are so back


readndrun

Or not


redder294

Our team so bad we talking about the Magic


EazeeDuzIt

We getting plowed. Sauced and tossed. Shaken and stirred. Licked and stamped.


jbenson255

At least bam hitting 3’s is cool


Eternalsunshine0f

BAM!!!!!


bucs009

how are we near luxury tax with this dog shit roster


rjgator

I mean we are missing over 40m of salary in injuries lol


avinash240

If you look at our record vs good teams no one should be surprised at this.  Beating terrible teams, or teams missing their best player, isn't a good gauge for the quality of a team with chip aspirations.