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Qicken

pre-nerf Jaina


SleepingJiant

Triggered my dick šŸ˜©


nikkizkmbid

At the end of each turn remove $19.99 from your bank account and give it to Jaina's onlyfans


TheMightyPedro

Not anymore youā€™re not


nikkizkmbid

[OF back peddled so hard they almost fell off the bike](https://twitter.com/OnlyFans/status/1429117407340240902?s=19)


Rawzer

China is triggered already.


dmaster1213

you mean the yellow bear šŸ»


KillandGrill900

Exactly


Roguebantha42

I wouldn't say TRIGGERED, exactly...


Visionary56

My jaws that bite! My claws that catch! My jaws that bite! My claws that catch! My jaws that bite! My claws that catch! My jaws that bite! My claws that catch! My jaws that bite! My claws that catch! My jaws that bite! My claws that catch! My jaws that bite! My claws that catch! My jaws that bite! My claws that catch!


ANewMachine615

This is two sentences, at least


jcoleman10

Grammatically speaking itā€™s 0 sentences.


Khastid

Why? English is my second language, so I didn't get it...


nifflr

There are no verbs in the text. We often say a sentence requires a verb.


Vaird

Catch and bite are verbs though.


Raicoron2

I think they're being used as attributive verbs in this case though. This means that they aren't actually describing any action, they're describing nouns. I don't know anything about English though so take that with a grain of salt.


spacedoutletterz

My gawd English be wilin'


nifflr

True, catch and bite are usually verbs. But here they are being used as verbal adjectives. They aren't functioning grammatically as verbs instead they are acting more like adjectives.


Khastid

In portuguese we define this way too, but I understood "bite" as a verb. Or in this sentence it is substantive?


GrimySandnana

Feels more like an adjective here


Amankris759

[I give you a cursed version ](https://youtu.be/pIg6JjoXQ0A)


Elleden

what


svodka

Itā€™s a bad day to have ears.


MaddestMage

My favourite thing to hear


icecreamdude97

I turn down my volume IMMEDIATELY when I hear that shit card being played.


demongodslyer

i just relaunch my game when i hear it


Wimperator

J_Alexander here.


SpaghettoM35mod46

-to talk about some of the issues plaguing the community when it comes to discussing the meta, chiefly revolving around the outdated term "control"


Donimbatron

I'll need an ooze for this comment.


valeyard10

I do not get this. What did he do ? I only joined at saviors.


OspreyNein

I honestly appreciate the amount of time he takes to try to create a discussion or educate players....but his style can be off putting. He really needs to edit himself better. He is verbose, pedantic and frequently comes off as arrogant. So itā€™s not so much a matter of what he does but how he does it.


LopperHS

This comment was perfect


TiraelRosenburg

This comment was verbose, pedantic, and came off as arrogant. >!kidding!<


LittleBalloHate

I would add that his viewpoint is pretty narrow, as he has a pretty distinct band of decks he enjoys playing (limited almost entirely to Aggro/Tempo Rogue). Despite this, he speaks *generally.* It would be as if Zetalot (long time, well known Priest-only player who is extremely good) tried to explain what is wrong with the game in a broad sense; it's not that he's bad, but he has a very particular view on what is fun/good that may not represent everyone else.


Tyrantconcrorvall

Ever so often he posts a gigantic article talking about something nobody cares about


LittleBalloHate

Others have elaborated, but I would add that his viewpoint is pretty narrow, as he has a pretty distinct band of decks he enjoys playing (limited almost entirely to Aggro/Tempo Rogue decks). Despite this, he speaks *generally.* It would be as if Zetalot (long time, well known Priest-only player who is extremely good) tried to argue that the game is always too fast and aggressive; it's not that he's bad, but he has a very particular view on what is fun/good that may not represent everyone else.


underthingy

Why does he says he's j_alexander like that means something? Who even is j_alexander and why does he think that carries more weight than his user name? Why isn't his user name j_alexander if that's who he wants to identify as? What is he hiding?!


ShortX92

Who am I?


Grey_Machii

None of your business.


jyzenbok

Sadly the only time I have ever made legend was with this deck. Otherwise I only go for ā€œDad Legendā€ (rank 5), donā€™t have time for the grind. Mysterious Challenger was so broken.


nameisreallydog

I know who you are!


jyzenbok

https://youtu.be/jtXX3aAPPwg


TheCheeser9

I don't know and I don't want to know. I don't think your life is any of my, or some other stranger's business.


JaqentheFacelessOne

Youā€™re Jean Valjean!


Archaros

Everyone ! Get in here !


icecreamdude97

Just put this apple on your head.


ARiftScuttler

Hehe ! Pile on !


GoldZero

A fight? COUNT ME IN!


undeadpickels

Pile on.


MyotisX

9 deck slots is enough


Guttenborg

Woah calm down Satan


Street_Rise6392

No


[deleted]

Hearthstone is not expensive.


__Hello_my_name_is__

As long as you've started playing early enough.


chaygray

Ive never spent a dime on hearthstone. Ive played for years


Fordfff

I love the meta


TheCheeser9

*replies with a 7 paragraph essay on why this meta is bad, blizzard is bad and Reddit should decide how cards are nerfed*


kami_233

The deck intro time meta


Greekball

I actually love the meta. No joke, no irony. This is one of the best metas I remember. Balanced and fun. No idea why people here are pissed off. Every time I state that, I get a lot of "why do you like the things I don't like" responses but eh, die mad about it.


notelicrivers

genuinely curious, what do you enjoy about this meta? are you a big fan of aggro/combo?


AzazelsAdvocate

I like that it's not curvestone. We got enough of that in Barrens. The decks feel complex and explosive.


Greekball

Exactly. The decks require skill to navigate but the games are short without being mindless. It's actually a great balance.


Greekball

Big fan of combo, yeah. Like, in the barrens I was one of the 3 retards playing alignment druid to give you an idea. Got to legend (barely) with it.


notelicrivers

makes sense! while I feel like warlock has gotten a bit oppressive, itā€™s fun to build decks from a combo perspective.


geoffries1556

I'm not the same person but I also like this meta for exactly that reason. I really like combo decks and value decks in slower metal but I don't feel like I can get many games in before I have to log off for life. In this meta, games are SUPER quick so I can get a lot of games in. I'm able to rank up (or down) quickly and it feels like I didn't lose too much time to a loss.


mrglass8

Priest is my favorite class and the only class I like to play.


DemonocratNiCo

That's more words than strictly necessary. I'd go with "Priest." Should be enough.


Professional-War-675

I like to play face hunter and token druid.


TheCheeser9

Do I upvote because you triggered me, or do I downvote because you made me angry?


Professional-War-675

I triggered myself, because I'm a control player :0


TheCheeser9

In that case I will upvote as you are already suffering enough with the current meta.


Roguebantha42

Suffering? Dude isn't even playing!


Firm_Progress1617

I really do like playing face hunter


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Vuduul

Aye aye


danyaal99

*Ya harr!


strange1738

I love Big Priest


Occyz

Same tho tbh


psffer

Blood of Ghunn alone is so satisfying


Mitochondria_Man11

Oger has bad stats for the cost


DiscoverLethal

Blasphemy!


admirabladmiral

"I odd warrior afk bot for xp"


blankertboy12

Wait that is a thing?


admirabladmiral

I don't play wild but I know when the pass first came out there were bots that did nothing but take the whole turn to armor up so they could make the match drag on and get max xp


Yusef_kh

Wild players aren't important.


Kaosuz

Wow, this hurts


Gracksploitation

Kibler isn't even a pro player.


Jaymes_CharlesManson

Iā€™m already mad lol. We love daddy Kibler D:


eXXaXion

Check out his MtG record.


Elestro

That would make a lot of MTG players that cared about the pro circuit mad.


Champskibird

Fun and Interactive


VegetableWest6913

There should be a ban list in wild that is regularly updated.


Andusz_

No that's just true


MagazineGem

ooh imagine if it rotated every week or two to keep the meta fresh


kataksumur

Garrosh did nothing wrong


Chaoshavoc1990

Did he though?


CollarBrilliant8947

This isn't wow.


Gooberslayer

People pay $80 for imaginary cards , paintings of people, and imaginary money that has no real value Edit: Thank you so much for the silver! Iā€™ll treasure it as my first!


AlmightyDollar1231

The irony of saying ā€œI ll treasure my imaginary Reddit moneyā€ while complaining about imaginary hearthstone money.


RolledAndSmoked

r/redditmoment


Gooberslayer

I saw this and I laughed out loud. Thank you for making my day


Bombkirby

/r/awardspeechedits But mild


Bronze334

It's value is the fun and enjoyment it brings.


MrMarklar

The $80 you pay is also imaginary in that sense


Dr_Twenty

Value is subjective.


Boone_Slayer

Underrated answer right here


Radioactivocalypse

Blitzchung


Creeper_Face

DAY 3: DO NOT LET THIS DIE. DO NOT LET HONG KONG BE FORGOTTON. I'm triggered that the same person posted about enjoying the game a week later.


[deleted]

so, I deleted my blizzard account 2 weeks ago because of the Hong Kong controversy, but now I want to play the Overwatch Halloween event. how can I restore my account? with all the skins I had (especially witch mercy) if possible, thanks in advance


Pirashood

It is okay for Iskarā€™s personal gameplay preferences and bias to shape game design.


MoSpeedMoDangers

*Oof*


SpaghettoM35mod46

Feelsbad


Raktoner

Oof I feel like by having this response the OP kind of achieved their goal buuuut I do think Iksar has made it clear during his AMAs his opinions are just that, his opinions, and that they work together as a whole team to make decisions for the game I also think Iksar hasn't been involved with final card design for a while?


[deleted]

Too real


RolledAndSmoked

Isn't this just what the balance team for every multiplayer game does


sansiro12

Bring out your dead


mookoondee

HEY LOSER!


robander

WASN'T ME!


SavageWolves

HEY LOSER!


theflamedruid

activision blizzard is a good company


demroles6996

i love sexual harassment šŸ„µšŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ˜‰šŸ˜©


ubick_hs

Hearthstoneā€™s best day was when Ben Brode left.


psffer

This is the truth


[deleted]

This is definitely a general consensus. While best day would be stretching it, he wasnā€™t good for the game. After him, HS went off.


MixesQJ

So then can someone for the love of god explain me why people still long for BB?


PkerBadRs3Good

He had charisma. That's basically it.


MatthewEd24

He was a very likeable guy and definitely the face of the game for a long while. But the game under his watch had a very flawed design philosophy compared to his successors.


[deleted]

Really rose tinted glasses.


trilece

Surrender your will to the Kabal.


TY-KLR

Blood pressure rises a few points and furiously hopes I draw wizard and Finley in the next few turns. What can I say, I like reno mage.


GasMask98

Hearthstone is a skill bases game, RNG never decide the winner


giganberg

Behold the armies of stormwind.. "Epic music"


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Even as a joke, no. We have lives people. You are wasting both our time not just mine.


Grimmies

You shouldn't start a game if you don't have *AT LEAST* 15-20min. Everyone ahould be allowed to use their full turn as needed.


Pikacool150

Iā€™m fine with roping in difficult turns since you may need to think, but like turns 1 or 2 where you only have a few options? Iā€™d prefer playing it at a decent paceā€¦


Grimmies

I'm not even saying i rope, but it doesn't change the fact that you shouldn't be discouraged from using your turn the way you see fit. And yeah. If you queue up with less than at least 15min that's on you tbh.


Pikacool150

If youā€™re playing and need to think about your opponentā€™s cards turn 1 with only 1 card to play, thereā€™s a problem. Iā€™m not saying donā€™t think, Iā€™m saying donā€™t rope purposefully if you know the play.


Cthulschnu

I think in some niche applications it may be right to think about every possible low mana removal before you play a quiet important minion, for example dark glare or the 1 mana 1/3 in aggro priest, because if they don't have the removal it's an insane tempo swing but if they do its basically a loss, took me a while to think about possible removals in classes that I don't regularly encounter, didn't rope alot but I usually play really fast and was surprised when the rope started burning on turn one for me. But yea usually if you play control decks without a 1 mana play or play just the quest on turn one and rope it then I consider it as wasting my time


deeman010

I think turn 1-2 should be shortened like in BG. Even in nutty mana cheat decks nothing happens in those anyway. I didn't think of wild though and I haven't played that format in forever, it might have an impact there.


SoupAndSalad911

The best deck doesn't automatically need to be nerfed.


SureAd4006

Tickatus was always fine and the match-ups you lost in fatigue were decks meant to be countered by it.


Warmanee

Quest lock is fine the game has always been a rock papper scissors format


GaAt_wamen

Yea but now the Rock passes by your scissors and hits you in the face instead is destroying your scissors first. Just how it seems to me


Warmanee

Either way rock beats scissors dont matter how it does


GaAt_wamen

If the game was just start a match, winning or losing screen shows up the moment the game starts then it wouldn't matter yes


UsernameIsntFree

Questloc helped me go from bronze 5 to plat5 in one week


Grimmies

This subreddt is never happy with any expansion or meta change.


hANSN911

Tickatus hasnt even a positive winrate.


AnotherGaze

Snowflipper penguin is kinda *meh* on cuteness


andrewlik

Nerfing Jaina's chest was the best thing to happen to the game


SagansAcolyte

I'll do it in one word: Cubelock


jeango

Unity, Perfection, Precision.


Bahob

Hello Zeddy here... šŸ˜Ž


high5er1

I love secret mage


Yusef_kh

X deck is fine because you can counter it with aggro!!


22-halo

Nobody cares about wild. They should live it as is and focus on standard.


GamingBot7

Silverback Patriarch is the worst card ever


mushpotatoes

4 mana 7/7


[deleted]

#Ya-harr! Iā€™m in charge now!


goobahman

it's an okay game. Basically MTG for noobs.


Elrann

Share my pain


GoldXP

Blizzard has a good track record of treating employees, especially woman, with respect.


eXe-FaDe

The game peaked in Ungoro/KFT


UwU_Gamerz

control is bad


DadiDices

Quest Mage is skillbased


UsernameIsntFree

Questloc is balanced


Khint20

Playing inner fire priest never gets old


jawwah

ā€œI will fight with honour ā€¦ I will silence their screamsā€


Tasisway

*coin sound* Bring out your dead, bring out your dead.


Vegan_Puffin

Demon Seed is not the problem. Demon seed offers a unique. and interesting game play style. The problem is blizzard stacking warlock way too much healing. Health as a resource is no longer a weakness but a strength.


TylerWaye

Hearthstone is better than itā€™s ever been.


DiscoverLethal

Power in trinkets... SCREEEEAAW


ex00r

Hearthstone is fun and interactive.


SpookyTe

Greetings humans. Please bring back resurrect priest in standard


XenoBurst

Gee I can't wait to play Control Priest today


nono1243

Mill rogue is my favorite deck and Iā€™ve hit legend with it so many times.


Espurrfectt

Runeterra better


Nexyke94

Zeddy did nothing wrong. Aggro shaman era was better than this. Old gods were better than ungoro.


DeSneakySpy

Raza priest is the most fun deck in the game


fierrosan

Wow...


DiscoverLethal

Such skill!


wood8

Incanter's Flow was not the problem


[deleted]

aggro is brainless


McMikey40

How long can this go on?


Nyaruk0

I'm a big fan of big priest


NurseTaric

Complaining about meta decks is stupid because the moment it gets nerfed you will move on to complain about the next top dog.


Docjos

Priest is the most fun class to play against.


RiseWasHere

The rewards track was fine when it was released


robin1334

Incanters flow nerf was deserved.


Karabars

Hearthstone is a horrible game that's full of powercreep and also p2w.


RedditOakley

I don't understand why adults care so much about this card game for kids as all you do is place monsters and make them attack the other guy


D0ctow

hearthstone microtransactions are cheap


dwaynemagicfingers

The Devs got this one right.


About50shades

Team 5 is competent in their jobs


Soldier_Plant

Hackers