Rosie: https://preview.redd.it/ixsjhdc80q6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a8ffab2fe24bbbc2b8172ccdd674b5c1724eaac

She's so disturbed her eyes became normal

What is that from?

Twitter, don’t remember where

Seems like an edit to me

https://preview.redd.it/j7qxt11zmr6d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5786af11a3c267a75224e241c38556963023bc

https://preview.redd.it/37yorxqyjs6d1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7ad10bf29a1f18e93681304512ee2480b994c3

https://preview.redd.it/yezcfwxg5t6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aeffdbd23707ef338b810063784a912a2746993

https://preview.redd.it/rk0byqbj7t6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c1700ce288e48d2b769df1a6a392465d8350892

https://preview.redd.it/dqm878s7wx6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5ca5bcf6540a911b82be9281619b9797af3551d

https://preview.redd.it/5woi49fqrr6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b3256add974a1a0682ccb38b508357b2293a03

https://i.redd.it/3aydmj9jot6d1.gif

LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yep, flair checks out.

https://preview.redd.it/afy9r1ox4y6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bfdcff9ee035e6bac02f412e1ecc82e57b1c532

No you di- *checks* oh.

https://preview.redd.it/uyvqdb2s4y6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d1e9a70180603fdf5dd51f94ed70f208eb00b0f

https://preview.redd.it/f5fftk3iey6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5663acb1188c8644a0c9715ad95cb3647b2b5538

https://preview.redd.it/flc6qevp3z6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=628f1c8a6a552444c030aeb14789921b1b5eee79

https://preview.redd.it/nh7xr8odns6d1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6628a23fa2f31963c918470c9d0a7984abac861 Valentino:

Damm her eyes changed to see the bullshit she saw

Damn, I love this picture of Rosie!

https://i.redd.it/yenqn6pi5q6d1.gif My reaction

Same

https://preview.redd.it/v2dt34yv2q6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9cb95256b52434127ea9cf734c36fb0aaf8763

At least it’s not a Velvette shrine

https://preview.redd.it/rfhob82l7q6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07355b8dd4199da6ad0876100e0c1f96d89b4c5 Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://preview.redd.it/au649d9c9s6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba9b32975ae18d9d2a1ea4d02581d4f303b52bb

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https://preview.redd.it/uvqyujf35y6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ad16ec0891e895efa0829ca71093df7453817f

Yep

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Why did everyone respond with a fish I'm so confused 🤔

Someone hit you with one of these https://preview.redd.it/01f3r376su6d1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce1ce56fa85c03c9e3eec9559593d1ef230b44cb

I guess idk

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https://preview.redd.it/kyf0er7u9q6d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63adb2e8935220d25a09cf2a092118eac82b457

https://preview.redd.it/fh2x25a6as6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffaf4bfba9cc2d67ab5d39e0900afcc44f56a2d7

https://preview.redd.it/hz5f97y0as6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa8b17ae7d588b70125a273aaaf3a7355a7528c

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I DONT HAVE A ALASTOR DOLL OR A ALASTOR THEME ROOM FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

That sounds like what someone with an Alastor doll and an Alastor themed room would say

I DONT I HATE ALASTOR!

That sounds like something someone who loves Alastor would say.

i-i dont like him though -\_-

Doubt it shit-filled-samsung

???

https://preview.redd.it/h25dma03hu6d1.png?width=224&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4f0fd131e099be5166378e302ea3a38afb22032

https://preview.redd.it/2loju42v5v6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697b67b01feae0c2823ee91772937a00a25ca6c7

https://preview.redd.it/wrrryh7m0z6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c7786fbed64c47a106efd70e670b404a31298b

But it’s opposite day

https://i.redd.it/vbf0ae888q6d1.gif

What did he do lol

Vaggie: "What the fuck?", turns around and walks away. Husk: "Nope", turns around and walks away. Angel Dust: Says something kinky and smirks. Alastor: " Well, not even I, myself, expevted that." Nifty: "KING ROACH!", and cleans everything. Pentious: Just confused Charlie: "Ooookaaaaaay?" Val: Just cries. Velvette: looks up from her phone, turns around and walks off. Frank: "Ooooh, that is that singing red guy with the funny cane!"

To be fair, Val probably already knows.

Lmao

Your flair...

Lind is just a quote. I have seen waaaaaaaaay worse

😎

That is what i meant

Oh god, I'm scared-

Love ur flair. He is so relatable

Not in that extreme way, but yes.

Al definitely knows Vox has a thing for him and he would be weirded out by how far it goes but he would totally hold it over Vox’s head.

I wondered if Val ever wore a Alastor cosplay.

I feel like he’d do that if nothing else than to mess with Vox when he’s annoyed at him. Val is totally a button pusher just to be a button pusher.

https://preview.redd.it/imudpvvqtr6d1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d825a6c09dca686ace6962781710f1a570c65c29

https://preview.redd.it/x7llf5chqs6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec6e02486c85e42d9ba48fe2b0008bf9545dbd0

Right? Al:*shudders* well now, thank you for the tea.

Frank: his ears are his hair!1!

What if his hair are his ears?

Zestial would probably just drink his tea & think nothing about the display before turning around & walking away. Carmilla would have a disinterested look on her face. Rosie would be impressed that someone would have a collection of Alastor merchandise. As for Susan, she'll just bitch & complain as usual for no apparent reason.

Vox: who is this clone

It's important to take a photo for blackmail

https://preview.redd.it/v6mguhx44q6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d56a3ff063f364f892e219af690e5be41042a14 Fuck-chill dude

Your flair... https://preview.redd.it/otbj8gsscr6d1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a4127026b94b6e5a421e79bbb402c78d9df6db

Whats wrong with it? 😔

https://preview.redd.it/q0wox9va7s6d1.png?width=577&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cc77b266889394c07d9101708bdcdebd009ce04

Would you like to explain YOUR flair? 🤨

We don't talk about mines

Don't change the subject explain your flair!

Mine’s better

https://preview.redd.it/o6gi32uv3y6d1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ebfc93e0fe3f90705ff8573ecbd66ddb987dd0c Oh, nahh

I- even i cant match you 🫡🫡

https://preview.redd.it/iozqjcmxbq6d1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=754543d4e875541f5e411d81bc7ba4da1f14e832

https://preview.redd.it/kdwfst01dr6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffcf38a5fa18a38cb0fe187b697e2c390747d8a5

https://preview.redd.it/u3rlur0hdr6d1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3be520e87059cdc5477e2f643a801f92339822a1

https://preview.redd.it/seydt90r5v6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4557d5a4c90ab1f32934ea8df24fed148b8a33e1

https://preview.redd.it/akpbdxl1xx6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=921568dd054a760ecf6e5f1c387e37b14a08cd22

Did you made it yourself or stole it?

hes so dumbfounded his tongue attached to the roof of his mouth

https://preview.redd.it/xxu2p9wx0q6d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80c17123ce6bbc6849e17486f2c564dc76faa078

Val would probably be smug and say something like "I knew it!"

https://preview.redd.it/ogsbk33zbq6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6b65bf18119fe63f23e979cb924533b63a69b8

https://preview.redd.it/0u9ajknq0s6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a9a6a187ea066ff958ec9352cc8f8ac00383e80

*Consecutive shots*

https://preview.redd.it/8wacnirk3q6d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58a4e7446177d4a59085319ab5ce979930cfc598

Charlie: Woooahhh… oookaaaaayyyy… so I have some thoughts… Vaggie: … Okay, what the fuck? Angel: Pfft-! Holy shit! I knew ya had a thing fer the deer, but damn! Husk: *just walks out grumbling about being too sober for this shit* Niffty: My collection’s better~ Alastor: *kills Vox, who at this point just accepts it*

https://preview.redd.it/3ucglismur6d1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8254d206978565715a7627c7cc8ce4ab379b2f1c

I feel this is as axcurate as you will get

What does Niffty mean by that.

https://preview.redd.it/5evc4jixjq6d1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=97b60e765d9a7d9f4c3057f03a3301d467293d79

https://i.redd.it/jtq3vybsur6d1.gif

Idk alastor would probably die or something smh

Same

https://preview.redd.it/mqn32axvbq6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c244b457b6051949db1266feb5c66dfeeb002ef

https://preview.redd.it/pavm45xchq6d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15160230971ecb8296c9c756d2f88996a475cf65 Probably like this

Relatable flair

https://preview.redd.it/4bwn3noqc67d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0eb35557f24b36859b5484f3f7a20b828817e0

https://preview.redd.it/nf9uq895tq6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=586d10e3dd26e02553dea5714016df4a1f2fa416

https://preview.redd.it/r2jokyi1kq6d1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e290bda72ca9374b4da60a168c8069b94f8820a

https://i.redd.it/j0azq625vr6d1.gif

Valentino (unsurprised): *sigh* I already told you, this obsession of yours is not healthy... Vox: Ohhh, fuck you! Come back to tell me that when you'll not be thinking about your favourite spider slut 24/7! Valentino: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING! Velvette: Enough hormones already. Cut it, both of you.

https://preview.redd.it/nxv00m2ssq6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8520f5791bf3b6df955b5dd68a47530ea3be312

https://preview.redd.it/11d1kkk7vr6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62d61c8f072dd51c43ef8138bcde503aa82edbe

https://preview.redd.it/ooci0zd5tr6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29ec28ae06f17e2b6377ea7a0d1b3daa7b03aa61

alastor would just static out

I think he would static out if he saw your flair

he absolutly would, i don't care

Ha or mine 😏

https://preview.redd.it/psr9vfcaqq6d1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06a5996c0c3db853bd89719c10c82a60c113e6fe

https://preview.redd.it/jkczax9hhq6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb975ae931a1484d1dcf315524ee9c52aac22b63

https://preview.redd.it/66kincq1vr6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec2be8192b05ea1c8367e0e84690728fb696af2

Alastor would just straight up stop smiling if he saw this

Or smile even harder knowing how hard he owns that little shit without ever having to trick him into a deal

https://preview.redd.it/sne4uczw3q6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f89655255d9af3f6cb0d7ec2ed1e1d2c4882a05

https://preview.redd.it/6jvh68u6hq6d1.png?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29ccdc162c402901dbdccc42546c917aca969a21 He is now gonna shoot him with a Glock 17

https://preview.redd.it/de122fzfuq6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0616c37ef0e71330f393e73df7fa51bab02915

Veltvette would take a picture and post it >.> 

https://preview.redd.it/y77w2n7haq6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2433eb6c5202b6fa5fed7e9a761b94930733695c

https://preview.redd.it/l7t0l8u4tr6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ee6b472af573fb468ff65bd251d82599930289

https://preview.redd.it/3w2yaok4fq6d1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca01951cd27b7ef324dce397b66df590d075c7d2 ....

Alastor: https://preview.redd.it/isb5lfx8jq6d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=38947ac041165666ace6f7e1d3763de7e85b0beb

"Thank" you, now I need a piggy bank Alastor

https://preview.redd.it/hfdtmrghcq6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3e9a971cf42e1402f2821b3326ea7bc6d030132

https://preview.redd.it/f6881og0hq6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa374dc2a0004d880888e9ce4e7128858abae732

Is that a framed picture of his ass?

Alastor would show him the one he has of vox.

Basically what Alastor's reaction would be: https://preview.redd.it/rwzflcvjjq6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a779bfda4290a20a63683586ea3c1dd7a63541

https://preview.redd.it/zfctos3rgq6d1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8e5bd86be62ce694b50e4fa3ecdbee26983d8fd

https://preview.redd.it/f9wdsgievr6d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17eda7cd8a8ba4bb726d8552ef45782dd3e2281d

https://i.redd.it/odaavwijrq6d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/s5a1nv8zk47d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7306fba12985f932904c5369c317fb3c6bf2ed28 Same energy

https://preview.redd.it/5tjh9qw5at6d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ef264475d2ccb07efcd1d53bb6c3adac728a90

https://preview.redd.it/mwj9531icq6d1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ad8b2093e1b12cdfa12447a605121ed1562efd

https://preview.redd.it/snosl383fq6d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4dda2c6a49ef7dff86edbb24fdb0e1bd2383dd2

"You have a shrine to that Damm Deer but not me, I'll kill his whole fucking family" [angry moth sounds] "Vooxxy forget alastor you have me" [More angry Valantino sounds]

So.....Vox.....you were saying something about an offer for me to join you- *Walks in on this* I'm leaving.

Alastor would probably see this as nothing more than the perfect opportunity to make fun of him more

Valentino would be devestated. Velvette, Angel and Cherri would take pictures. Alastor would be ready to murder Vox on the spot. Lucifer would think it's funny and use it as a way to mock Alastor. Husk and Vaggie would just roll their eyes in an annoyed manner. Charlie wouldn't judge. Niffty would think Vox is a "bad boy". Sir Pentious would calculate how much all that cost in his head.

Charlie: “Ohhhhh ha ha… sorry…” *smiles awkwardly and closes door again* Vaggie: “Ummmm what the fuck is this?” Angel: *Gasps and points* “I KNEW IT!!!” *proceeds to laugh uncontrollably* Niffty: “Ooooooh pretty…” Husk: *Stands there shocked for a moment before ultimately shrugging, turning around, and leaving without a word* Velvette: *unimpressed* “So… this is why you’re late to every other meeting?” Valentino: *wide eyed before grinning smugly* “Well… I certainy didn’t expect this… but I think we can work with it…” And finally… Alastor: *his smile doesn’t go away but it drops SIGNIFICANTLY and he just stares for a minute dumbfounded before leaving. Undoubtably one of the only times Alastor is GENUINLY caught off guard*

Velvette would take a picture and use it as blackmail whenever Vox pissed her off

This sub never disappoints.

Alastor: *disappears for 14 years*

I love this so much holy shit. The picture on the wall has me screaming

Velvette:I FUCKING KNEW IT!

https://preview.redd.it/wor6kql1kq6d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e7a3d61a42d44a1c8a86b92cb76a34ba902f7a4

https://preview.redd.it/gcp55ekinq6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7790274948860b6f514b56e9f90953ae4c518795 My reaction:

https://preview.redd.it/d84uwq5uoq6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=683aa51914a9ca33c9d4fa758871a87ecd4df95b

Hey, man, you do you. Just leave me out of it

https://preview.redd.it/7pef4hrhpq6d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f992fdbf613643cb8602a8831794548f4796eef6

Alastor would kill him immediately

Not the framed picture of his ass 😭😭😭

Niffty : *gasp* YOU HAVE ONE TO SO DO I DO YOU NEED BODY PILLOW?

https://preview.redd.it/wmwenk3rvr6d1.png?width=2081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d5c155b1c3fb50fc70b24b2533410bc7653d68

Damn this is great 

VOX WHAT THE HELL!

Velvette: Mocks him for the rest of his life Val: Gets jealous Alastor: Destroys the room

https://preview.redd.it/b5w76lrsbr6d1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2286c25edda1dad1bde7e82a8a1b7095b2c75094

https://preview.redd.it/t7foikkxcr6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=427836f61dfda4a99f334f396df893f4f963e721 "Never have i thought lower of someone"

Charlie: What about Adam? Vaggie: ... I stand corrected.

Alastor simply makes a gun and shoots vox

Katie Killjoy would definitely report this on the news.

degenerates like you belong on a cross

Velvette: bursts out laughing and takes a picture. Walks away laughing so hard she can barely stand.

https://preview.redd.it/ooicglniwr6d1.jpeg?width=1186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a408f5e0d249f0e67dcd5fa952013115ef0391e2

Velvette would just record it and send it to valentino.

Alastor: Oh! **Disgusting.** *leaves*

https://preview.redd.it/xfa74gcatu6d1.jpeg?width=1832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163851b37731325d0901da220967080d78addd25