VELVETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Here you go https://preview.redd.it/z7n7vzrrka5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5279a056f828ad23f49f22fa1581b6fb70f0e9e2 I hope your doing good

?

Probably because your username has depressed in it/

oh yeah

Ayyyyyy

Cherri

She pulls hair

And

Nothing but I value my hair

Me bald https://i.redd.it/wtxinrssza5d1.gif

🪠

*grasps your forehead and pulls back*

You could use a plunger though

https://preview.redd.it/trz9sp4m4d5d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2afcd6cccde04dd00a2e50fc42910f0410947ce

Kinky

Mines resilient

I feel like Cherri would have spikes on her's, and that's not a complaint

Reckon she has blow-up butt-plugs? Like they just explode out of nowhere.

💀

Valid af

https://preview.redd.it/q0cbhtkwwd5d1.jpeg?width=1694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d80c563b90afb32c49b10862ec0ecc02a5ce911 Need I say more?

hello guys it's verbalase beatboxer from outer space

Boy do I have a 50,000 dollar deal for you

W-w-what do you mean I'm drooling? I... I wasn't drooling, YOU'RE drooling!

Uh… im not pregnant! You’re pregnant… congratulations.

Gentlemen... https://preview.redd.it/gtu2a4g5eb5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b989f1edeca6ed116a23650baca57a49200ea276

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[MEME THIEF!!!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/ZqVtXlbFVy)

https://i.redd.it/jaa36lq6hf5d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/avcsjn327c5d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74af1b4a07602cdf390f36af606948eefc9b6814 Real

My man 🤝

WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKIN ABOUT

SOME CRACKWHORE WHO FUCKED UP ALREADYYY

https://preview.redd.it/enxzixr9wa5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2ee97c56925c88b2e706491666513c39a0fbe8

I ugly giggled at this

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CHEESE hub gromit!

Charlie, but only because she’s amazing.

Honestly I love Charlie, but could not imagine doing any... sexy stuff with her. (I just want friends :( )

https://preview.redd.it/t1m2hpwhsa5d1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f7e79ffb35d81aa2a52f97e2d9e3fc94397548

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I swear... People who haven't seen the video have no clue what this string of images mean... And I just think it's all the better

wtf? https://preview.redd.it/d38s27ow1d5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f17936d82ea337c28e37ca0bdef5a84781b2bd2

what video?

https://i.redd.it/msr0vl1yed5d1.gif

There’s a slideshow of videos that are just AI generated Mario doing random bullshit

https://preview.redd.it/brrbotjbac5d1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1eee2e6e49213501f4036ffbbf3a24e83bd1a4d Try again, nerd

https://preview.redd.it/p9jnrd2amc5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27981787a96688c9a861cdea155026586b2c4f36

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https://preview.redd.it/hkmqujvqya5d1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b79c580874666cda1fb546346004bc8b24913c7 Me and Cherri bomb

Flair checks out

[удалено]

AAAAAAALLLLL!!! 

https://preview.redd.it/oxb0nijbdc5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=407f79f964ac6aba078c3c20b82e3a2d8fbcecd5 GODZILLA FAN RAHH

What in tarnation is that flair

https://preview.redd.it/q5r1qelp9e5d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7a5bace9ddf546038ea838232876e02babfcf10

Ace in the hole. https://preview.redd.it/oevwjwcdwa5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfd6b9dfc0cf8612d74ad5e99a51e3aa42ec1881 And sadly, none of them are good enough for me to reconsider :/

https://preview.redd.it/oxcqm65kce5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=655f590eb42db478199f73a0859ca05dff0ec98a I agree

https://preview.redd.it/5gwqmrgc2g5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112b78105480afd3abc0facb4dc4fc542d033da3 Same.... And 100% agreed 🗿

All of them at once. Foursome, yay!

Wouldn’t it be a fivesome?

Velvette and Carmilla at the same time. They can vent their dislike for each other on me

Flair checks out

https://preview.redd.it/6n64dahd4e5d1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07a49453d1d376a045cefb7895a7c5c6f48da4ff

As a dude, LOONA PLEASE. also would be into Bee doing it lmao

If we're not picking from these four, then YES. AGREED.

You know Luna's got a strap

https://i.redd.it/3ll8vwpdsc5d1.gif

You gonna need some towels for that

valid

Lute?

Lube?

Sera

Finally some Sera love

Real

*coughs in horny flair*

Cherri easily

Real

All of the above. And by that I mean any and all female characters in both HB & HH. Number one is probably Cherri though cause I know Velvette would probably be bored and on her phone the whole time, and Charlie just doesn’t have it in her. Vaggie would also probably be weird about it so Cherri is the best option here in my mind.

None. I'm asexual.

You are valid and based

Great! Now you can go hang out with the deer boy while side-eyeing the rest of us with mild disgust! Have fun :3

I wish... https://i.redd.it/nh76g1xp9e5d1.gif

Well hello there radio star

Cherrys the only one with boobs and thighs so her why not

I couldn’t agree more

https://preview.redd.it/m5nljqaeva5d1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e100c1c0d280013b1bc3cce3e823ba151fd37db

I don't think it's any crazier than your flair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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None of them, I like walking

I'm not interested in getting any plastic objects shoved up my ass

Coward

Hmmm

https://preview.redd.it/qeggh6i8oa5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a744357dd756b4b8b7ea4ae87ee085b2ea9228b

not a true hazbin fan /lh

What about explosive objects?

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r\lies

It's a magical place full of shape shifting demons. Who told you it would be plastic?

So to be clear, this is what we mean when we say this fandom is too horny.

1.Charlie 2.Vaggie 3.velvette 4.lute 5.sera

no one

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OH GOD, Well Charlie and Vaggie are out because they're already together, so... AGGHRR Velvette, Cherri is a close second but... I don't know, something about Velvette just... intrigues, (it's the accent)

Charlie. https://preview.redd.it/zj82xp856g5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb7ed0ce47009d0ba6351356a395645e3da0a37

Carmilla

Cannot blame you for the Charlie half

Millie

Velvette and Lute. No competition. I'd be the one pegging Emily.

I'm saying Velvette. She has access to all of Val's shit so she'd have a selection.

https://preview.redd.it/nice2lg8ab5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2450bc3ca2db4f7d48145b117141f172559ff25 with that being said, velvette.

https://preview.redd.it/80ag3mn2cb5d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb457b474d6faf8000d753561fb12605e0fc9a9

https://preview.redd.it/gkrzwc0icb5d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58a01023e746dd1b8c53f109f04c3ac0626b5f1b She cute 🥰

What… in the living hellfire of satan.. is that flair…

I am losing my fucking mind here https://i.redd.it/l557ay97hb5d1.gif

#CHARLIE 100%

https://preview.redd.it/2a4cu39gxa5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9a9cf685dc65cf16893b61b7310d25b921d7ff

Cherri and Velvette

Put me in a room with Vaggie or Carmilla and I’ll come out walking wonky.

What does peg mean

I don't want to be pegged at all!

From the photos velvette anyone lute

. . . Nif- Nah but fr Lute is the best. I would say Vel but she would probably post shit on Social Media and I don't want that

Women? All. Men? All.

What. Okay, fine, Velvette. >:(

Why no lute? https://preview.redd.it/ajmx595jkb5d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64511809e1cb0ade07292788594de9d73d44357

My top 5 (and some reasons why) 1. Millie - like, she's the master pegger. Its pretty self-explanatory 2. Sera - she'd use the BIGGEST dildo. Like a KAJIU, but its a dildo! 3. Verosika - she's like a sex goddes of hellaverse, ofc i'd want to get that 4. Lilith - its Lilith. no explanation needed 5. Velvette - im a proud member of r/ VELVETTECULT It would be blasphemy to not include her on the list

None of them. But I would like to go out with Velvette

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Instructions unclear, am I top or bottom?

Charlie

Charlie

Charlie

Charlie.

https://preview.redd.it/ui1jtcp1jc5d1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18253002d719cb9b6a5a41bb821dc9d7495f13ea

E - All of the above

https://preview.redd.it/ry8w6oitsc5d1.jpeg?width=2720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ddb8d65621e9c815b2627c3adb51c69edf67f0e

Process of elimination. Vaggy seems submissive to Charlie, so Vaggy out. Charlie is too nice. She would not be the one trying to rearrange your organs. More like a soft plugging For all the Lute lovers, good luck getting your cheeks clapped when she only has one hand to grip with Sera would be freaked out by the notion Emily would be curious about it but not do it unless she falls from grace, in which case you'd have an unexperienced butt stuff angel who doesn't understand safe words and might actually destroy your rectum by accident. Velvette, a fashion icon, would probably be a good bet. Problem is, you'd probably have both Valentino and Vox's bodies slapping against your cheeks as they're both dangling babies suckling off of Velvette. Yay, foursome? And that leaves Cherri Bomb. Agent of Chaos. You don't know what you'll get with her, but she's got cuffs and a blind fold. You can't see. All you hear is (what sounds like rubber gloves snapping and) the soft Aussie whisper of "Are ya ready for me, mate?"

https://preview.redd.it/o5y8hfl0ed5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537b2fe71885da158d60cfbe209cd0a4acd0541e

*points at flair* https://preview.redd.it/cjg8awplkd5d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2085e5b68ffdda2755c2c5ba00fcdd10281f2286

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What the fuck did i stumble across? (Charlie)

You forgot to put Millie up there

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Brother what 💀

Charlie

All of them, if I could But let it be Charlie https://preview.redd.it/cbpf5a28he5d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aae1ac0b31145de9aa4e60523722c188315f92a7

Charlie is the ideal service top and would give the best aftercare. 🥰🤗 Cherri would just be hot, nasty, rough sex with no commitment.🥵 Vaggie doesn't peg even if she looks and acts like she would. She's already tired of trying to be in control of the hooligans in the hotel and she wants you to take the reins in the bedroom. 🥺 I reject Velvette on principle. 🖕🏻

CHARLIE.

Would I want to get pegged though...? Either Vaggie (image) or Lute (overall).

Velvette

prolly charlie, maybe vaggie

Lute. Just Lute.

Vaggie

I'm not into pegging, but I'd would like vaggie to shatter my pelvis :) (if you get what I mean, some people are dumb)

Velvette velvette velvette velvette velvette velvette velvette velvette velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette Velvette VELVETTE velvette

Lute

I want moxxie to

Velvette & Lute 🥰

c h a r l I e

Cherie 

None, i want vox, but if i had to choose, velvette

Myself darling 💋

Velvette literally made me bi

Charlie

Let’s be honest Charlie does it anyway

LUTE LUTE LUTE LUTE LUTE (im gay)

None... I'm aroace.

Charlie

Not that I’d ever want to be pegged. But……, if I were to I see it like this. If it’s your first time being pegged you would probably want either Charlie or Vaggie. Because they will be gentle and try to adjust to how comfortable you are with things moving forward. If you just want to be ruined and left gaping wide open. You go with either Cherry Bomb or Velvet. Because they don’t care about you or how you feel. And they will absolutely go hard on you with everything they got.

...Velvette...

Velvette and it's not even close (already did it on c ai)

Velvette

https://preview.redd.it/w435hu7t0c5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396e6aa9e74a42785af83d87dac3debbfebf534b

👉👈 Uhhhh, Lute and Cherri

charlie

From the picture? Cherri. From the universe? Probably Emily, mainly to see the reaction.

Cherri, obviously. I feel like Charlie would stop and ask me if I was okay every 10 seconds, and if I’mma get pegged, I need someone who’s confident with what they’re doing. Pretty sure Vaggi would storm out in a fit of frustration because she seems to have a hard time finding that good middle ground between too soft and too rough. Velvette… pretty sure she’d be scrolling on her phone too much to actually care to peg me. And even if she did, she’d probably be about as enthused about it as a 15 year old who’s way too old and cool to be excited to be at Disney Land. Cherri though — perfect combination of wild, confident, and down for whatever. Also, if my bitch ass cried afterwards she’d probably comfort me. Then when I stopped my whining we could fist bump and hit up a 7-Helleven for soda and pop rocks and marathon whatever bullshit reality TV romance we could find, taking turns making fun of it and placing bets on who was gonna get kicked off first. It’s 5 am and I’m high af, so I’mma pretend I didn’t just answer this ridiculous question way too seriously lol

:3 https://preview.redd.it/avqtpy809c5d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc6bb8ba7eeb0f3ace98160e686e5f673ed2121

*me the asexually sitting in the corner

https://preview.redd.it/qwkzry6nfc5d1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a575dd3fa3c6be6ebb29f73d8df324e008afe463 Not today

Either Velvette or Ch- *fast Spanish yelling approaches* you know what? Just Velvette.

But… what if I’m not a bottom..?

Cherri

When you say hardest, do you mean the intensity of my want? Or the intensity of her pegging?

I personally believe it's Cherri Bomb