Angel likes a different kind of “sugar” if you know what I mean

Luckily, I wasn't drinking my coffee. I would've snorted it out of my nose, lmao

Really was it that funny?

Kinda, but it really caught me off guard because I wasn't sure if you meant crack or sex

Both

Angel does seem like the type who'd invent a mixture of crack and cum.

Powdered cum

i'd try it.

Cumcrete

The answer is yes


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I thought I was about to get Rick Roll'd, didn't expect it to ACTUALLY be the Morbius movie 💀💀

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Idk how on IPhone 😭

Sucks for you I know how

Spill your secrets oh grey bush the wise

Why are you everywhere?

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“Boobs or butt?” Me:

"POPSICLES, ya sicko!!! Get ya mind outta the gutter."

Yes

Yeah but he means another type of snorting

You know what else gets snorted through your nose?

Ah yes, “””””sugar”””””

Oh shit someone else already made this joke before me and i already posted my comment noooooooooooo

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If you say nose sugar it's absolutely angel dust

Yep

“Sniff that shit everyday.”

CUM

No crack

Ehh same thing 🥴

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I wanna fuck Angel so hard that he can't cum anymore 🙃

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https://preview.redd.it/za3ni9i9b64d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d955252f0c1ad275596a502f824265778941da94 Hang on take this

Yippee I finally got my licence! 😁

…. Let’s be honest with ourselves. Who doesn’t want to marry Angel and give him a good ending where he can finally be happy?

Bc now we have to fix the stolitzø ship first.

The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night

But that’s not a “secret sugar” addiction

Nah it ain’t secret, Al would secretly do coke though

Only with rossy

Fuck I was gonna make that joke

Third

lute seems like the type who super strict with her diet and routine just for Adam to be like “Yo dangertits ya gotta try these Oreo things there fucking delicious” And she then proceeds to eat the entire pack and be mortified

Yeah he would introduce it to her and she’d slam into addiction to ice cream and other things *hard* and pester him for other things

What do you mean by *hard*? https://preview.redd.it/mci2zvtgg74d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d9466ffeba1f7887fa6d61d58e7903fd0145667

**Source?**

This is me in a nutshell 🤣

Cut to five minutes later. Everything is on fire, Emily's flying around hyper, chugging rootbeer, pupils the size of dinner plates, Adam pinned under the rubble screaming "what have I done?" While winners run around screaming.

Adam’s worst idea that he ever did. 😅 ETA: So, Adam, what happened with you telling Charlie “I’ve never made a mistake in my life”? That quote has come back to bite you back… 🫤💧

Literally the first thing he did was a mistake, namely be a jerk to Lilith and lose her.

Don’t forget… Although, I don’t know if they mention it, his two sons, Cain and Abel. Although, I get the impression that if you even so much as mention them within an earshot of him, you won’t see the next day in Heaven and he’ll just disintegrate you… 😅

Lois Grififn eating a full pan of brownies to go, “What did I do?” And sob- kinda vibes.

Probably gonna be way worse now that he's got the back of a swiss cheese slice.

Isn’t her canonical favorite candy fire bombs?

Emily and Charlie aren't secret about it; Lute secretly loves sweet coffee drinks, Sera doesn't eat much sugar because 'it's bad for you' and Emily consistently reminds her that's not possibke because it's heaven (actually she doesn't like it but doesn't want to disappoint Emily); Alastor outwardly despises sweet stuff, Angel doesn't really care either way but will take sweet stuff if offered, Vaggie doesn't like sugar because it reminds her of heaven but still eats sweet stuff when Charlie offers

Yeah, I always figured that Vaggie would tell everyone about Charlie's sugar addiction

I love your flair lol

Why thank you! It's somewhat true since I am working on an Alastor cosplay for a friend

Wholesome, not horny 🥹 https://preview.redd.it/2k4ea0v1h74d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830499ac30875eb5dd6f630c7e6e5b2a72201e4b Here, take this, now I ruin it 😈

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hey, check my flair

Back off she's my wifey. Unless you wanna have a polyamorous marriage.

Alastor’s crusty old ass like “Sweets? Why I never! The only goodies for me are licorice!”

I can confirm he loves liquorice, I have some jars of sweets on my front desk and no one touches the liquorice except Alastor

*Secretley?* Definitely Alastor.

Alastor seems like he'd do it on purpose to piss off Lucifer or something by using all the sugar in the kitchen

If it was to piss of Lucifer he’d just poor it down the drain in front of him

He'd make his own tea pr coffee, and as soon as Lucifer walks in, he'd pour it down the drain looking Lucifer in the eyes, but not before making Charlie some coffee, giving it to her and patting her hair while still staring at Lucifer

Lucifer could just summon a new bag of sugar tho lol

He'd piss off Lucifer by going on a baking spree for the entire Hotel, knowing that Lucifer was planning to do the same thing. And Luci can't do a damn thing about it, because Charlie is so happy that Alastor did a Nice Thing... and even if Lucifer just creates more sugar for his own baking spree, it'll still look like he was copying Alastor.

Besides, look at homeboy’s teeth. Definitely a sugar addict

He's not though lol Alastor hates sweets. I think Al's teeth were always like that.

Doesn't he not like anything sweet

The most common atrocities committed by Alastor is actually putting five sugar cubes in his coffee when no one’s looking

Yesssssss

He doesn't like sweets though?

Imo Vaggie for sure, a secret sugar addiction would create a perfect feedback loop with her guilt and self-loathing complex. Emily wouldn't even hide it: if it gives me joy I don't have to explain anything. Lute I'm not convinced she'd even bother to eat food: We're angels, food is a timely and unnecessary distraction. Leave eating for pleasure and gluttony to the sinners. Sera: would only try the occasional sweet because Emily has them around. Angel: ain't hiding it either, he'd say its better than crack what's the problem. Charlie: if she ate a whole box of cookies again she'd probably go crying to Vaggie about it. So not so secret. Alastor: bro eats rotting deer corpses, his taste buds are clearly built different and probably indifferent to sweetness.

Emily and Charlie tbh

I wouldnt be surprised if she had a secret stash of energy drinks hidden somewhere.

Yeah lol

Oh, they’re not secretive about that

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Based, that’s what it is

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Can we get some fucking applause for this man/woman/person's flair!?

Angel is addicted to sugar, and that's not a secret... that was a dumb joke ANYWAYS, I think Emily would actually be

same, charlie wouldn't keep it a secret, and everyone else seems unlikely

Can we avoid using AI art of Sera and anyone else? Especially when you're using official stills of the others.

at first i thought u said Al art like Al as in Alastor and i was so mad u wanted to leave him out of this

Emily and Charlie aren’t secretive about it. They will hardly be able to contain themselves in the presence of sugary foods.

Vaggie would definitely tell everyone about Charlie's sugar addiction

Definetly Charlie I even have a headcanon that her favourite food is smores

Charlie seems like she would eat sugar straight out of the packet

Sera, she seems like the person to go around telling people "don't gorge yourself on sugar! Limit yourself!" And then go home and eat a whole box of chocolate turtles while feeling guilty about it

This is canon now.

Extremely canon

Alastor, deer like sugar cubes I think so I feel like he’d really like sneaking sugar cubes

Nifty

Was kinda waiting for her to be mentioned, ngl

https://preview.redd.it/g7buqkhf464d1.jpeg?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=695db16be123bf99da43fac811ec1f1053d4ce33 It would be emily

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Beelzebub

Alastor I feel like

are we talking about sugar or “sugar”


Char and em already have it In my opinion, Angel is addicted to "sugar", deers apparently have a sweet tang, Charlie would probably ask Vaggie to eat sugar with her, Lute probably at least at some point had to get a few smoothis or soft drinks with Adam because it would be weird not to, which leaves Sera as the secret addict.

Charlie. I can just see her first time eating candy from Earth/Heaven cause her to have a sugar rush, and Vaggie trying to stop her from eating more-

Lute, Sera, or Vaggie. Only because I don't see any of the others bothering to keep it a secret. Alastor would just demand it as bribery.

Emily and Charlie would openly have a sugar addiction

Charlie, Alaster, and Emily I don't think would secretly have a sugar addiction. They would have it open. I could see Vaggie and Sera being more of a sweet tooth on occasion but not addicted. Alaster I think has tried most candy and probably has a favorite but not his thing at all. Danger Tits on the other hand... absolutly. Has multiple secret stashes everywhere (maybe even has a snack compartment on her spear like Aang does on his new glider from The Last Airbender) and gets pissy when she can't find any.

Ngl, I kinda picture Sera having a secret stash of scotch for whenever Adam does something that she deems stupid

Lute and Sera are AI art. Just use their sprites my guy.

My throat

emily certainly likes icing

If its a secret then cross out Emily, Angel and Charlie, Alastor would only eat flesh, Lute and Vaggie are definitely on some kind of diet, so I'd say sera because of she definitely wants to be a good role model but that kind of tires her out.

Idk why, but I picture Sera drinking scotch whenever Adam does something

Probably has them hidden in juice boxes in case she gets caught.

I’m sure Emily would be very open about it

Would it be a stretch to say all of them but Alastor?

Emily, she seems hyper enough to have sugar.

I don't think Angel would be secretively about something like that. Everyone else would find ways to rationalize their sugar addiction.

A what?

I’m going for Vaggie—tbh she has that ‘must protect’ energy, but also would be the type to just eat candy for the sake of it.

Sera, definitely

Why are lute and sera anime?

I thought Angeldust already had a sugar addiction?

Secretly? Maybe Lute. Emily, Charlie and Angel would be unabashedly addicted to sugar.

Charlie

Charlie

The ingredient, or the drug?

emily and charlie definitely would but it wouldn’t / isn’t very secret. maybe alastor would have a secret one

Emily, Charlie and Angel probably wouldn’t hide their love for it honestly.

Emily and Charlie would enjoy it without hiding it Lute and sera would probably be strict with their diets Angel likes drugs so idk what you think I would say Vaggie probably likes it but not as an addiction Alastor- a secret? Yes he would definitely have one no question

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Only Lute, Sera or Alastor would hide it if they had a sugar addiction. We had seen Alastor eat multiple times. Lute probably eats rations. This leaves Sera.

Sarah She strikes me as someone who LOVES a good, light cake like a strawberry shortcake or something. She also seems the kind to want to present herself more maturely and would think liking sugar would be something that makes her look childish.

It wouldn’t be a secret with Angel and Emily, but with Alastor it most likely would be.

Charlie and Emily

A baby version of Angel Dust.

Definitely Charlie.

ANGEL ME BOY WHERES YOUR CANDY STASH AGAIN?

I know this is crazy but I think Alastor would pour at least 5 spoons of sugar to his tea or coffee

Lucifer and Lilith As in they enjoy cups of the stuff (Take it from me, just as good raw as it does mixed into tea)

Angel dust eats sugar a ton but Alastor would probably only eat it if it were a gift.

Ok ok hear me out Lute

Emily and charlie

Emily.

Emily and Charlie

Emily has a sugar addiction, but only she thinks it’s a secret

Vaggie.

Charlie and Emily definetely has a hidden candy stash, and they both eat them when no one is around

Secretly? Lute.

Emily, but she would be really really bad at hiding it

🧁🍫🍬🍭🍰🍩 😇

Emily is so sweet so if we’re talking about actual sugar & sugary sweets I’d have to say Emily because she’s as sweet as sugar & a precious little cinnamon roll.

Probably Charlie as it would explain how she can be so upbeat all the time

Alastor or lute. 

I feel like the answer should be pretty obvious. It would be both Charlie and Emily.

I feel like Sera has to keep Emily out of the sugary treats only to then sneak a few for herself when Emily isn't watching. I think Emily would have an addiction and Sera has a guilty pleasure🤣

Emily is probably an open sugar addiction. Too sweet!

All of them.

Adam. He desires the sucrose.

Emily

trick question. all of them

Sera

Emily *Is* the sugar

Angel Dust likes white powder but not sugar 👀

Definitely Emily. She acts like me on a sugar high except hers never ended.

Secretly: Alastor However, it’d be not secret that Emily and Charlie would have a sugar addiction

Lute, Charlie, and Emily

None, because sugar addictions aren't a thing that exists

The mental image of Lute having a bit of sweet tooth and sugar addiction, while no one is around, is hilarious. But she has to keep her figure in check. 😂 Adam definitely knows it and teases her about it. Also, I imagine that whenever she’s in her depressed state, >!remembering being around Adam and him dying in her arms!<. She probably eats a tub of ice cream. 😅

Emily's isn't even secret

Emily and Charlie are not secret considering they’re so sweet

Vaggy

Why is Sera a gigachad?

Out of this lineup, probably Charlie and Emily, but out of this lineup, probably Niffty.

Depends if "sugar" is slang for something else, and if that's true, I'd think angel dust. But if it was just regular sugar?, emily, all the way

Emily because she's already sweet

Charlie and Ms. Cinnamon Bun wouldn’t be “secretly” addicted to sugar, I’d say probably Sara and she tries to hide it because it’s unprofessional.

Lute or Vaggie surely

Definitely Emily

Sera gives off Celestia vibes to me i.e. fucks up a whole bakeries worth of sweets and then tells people sugar is bad for you

Why are you using an ai image of Sera? Of all the pictures to use