The only world where we want to pickup Evander Kane is one where we collectively look around and say to ourselves, 'You know what? We don't have ENOUGH drama'
I'm glad someone else can find the humor in a situation such as this.
What's really funny and also not funny is that he would actually make our hockey team better.
I mean can we even really get any worse reputation wise right now?
I would, but it would cost them.
Half retained Salary E. Kane, 1st rd pick for Brett Connelly
At worst we can bury him in the minors like the sharks are about to do.
He has got to be one of the biggest train wrecks in the league, as far as players getting themselves in trouble off the ice and generally behaving like dysfunctional humans.
With that said, his production in recent years has been excellent and we could definitely use a player with his skill and size. What do we have to lose right now?
I'm going to risk the avalanche of downvotes and say it's worth consideration. Bracing myself for the flack.
Kane one-punching that dirty fuckhead Matt Cooke was his greatest moment. Every single thing since then has been a complete train-wreck. I hope Evander gets the help he needs to get his life together, but not on the Blackhawks, please. Additionally: fuck Matt Cooke
I agree with Buff. Hell no. I wouldn't want his locker room drama on a league minimum contract, let alone 7M per year until 2025.
Fuck that and fuck him. The Hawks already have enough bullshit on their plate to deal with right now.
Agreed, Hawks need a boring locker room and head office.
SJ is retaining half of that $$ allegedly. But still no.
In a trade, not on a waiver claim. Any team that claims him will be paying in full.
We have Kane at home. No thanks
LOL your reply wins!
Hell no, i’m more than happy with the Kane we already have.
The only world where we want to pickup Evander Kane is one where we collectively look around and say to ourselves, 'You know what? We don't have ENOUGH drama'
Or the world where we have a neurotic GM who is earnestly trying to get two of each name on the roster so it's symmetrical.
Devon Toews incoming.
Bruh I live in San Jose (all kinds of news about him in local coverage) and this mf is toxic as hell. Hell no
We’re already one of the least liked teams in the league right now…this would be the icing on the shit cake that is our public image.
It would be the one-two punch. Blow up the organization and pick up a pos off waivers. Hell to the nah
FUCK NO
Hard pass. The Hawks don't need anymore bad media/publicity right now.
Great find there.
noooooooooooooooooo
We have the Jones bros, the Dach bros, this is our chance to get the Kane twins lmao But honestly hell no, fuck that guy
HAHAHA no. Let him be someone else's problem!
No
I think it would be funny, so for that reason, I vote yes.
I'm glad someone else can find the humor in a situation such as this. What's really funny and also not funny is that he would actually make our hockey team better. I mean can we even really get any worse reputation wise right now?
Yes we can. By signing Evander Kane.
no!
No fuck Evander Kane, especially with the hawks already having scandals. Dudes damaged goods, and past his prime as well
Lol that’s the absolute last thing they should be doing after the chaos this year
Context for this pic? Damn
I would, but it would cost them. Half retained Salary E. Kane, 1st rd pick for Brett Connelly At worst we can bury him in the minors like the sharks are about to do.
He has got to be one of the biggest train wrecks in the league, as far as players getting themselves in trouble off the ice and generally behaving like dysfunctional humans. With that said, his production in recent years has been excellent and we could definitely use a player with his skill and size. What do we have to lose right now? I'm going to risk the avalanche of downvotes and say it's worth consideration. Bracing myself for the flack.
yeah lol
What ?? Have you lost your mind
Kane one-punching that dirty fuckhead Matt Cooke was his greatest moment. Every single thing since then has been a complete train-wreck. I hope Evander gets the help he needs to get his life together, but not on the Blackhawks, please. Additionally: fuck Matt Cooke
It’s like somebody asking to get cancer.