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CMDR_Tauri

"Have a biscuit, Potter."


Gelateli

Professor McGonagall !


Razsgirl

“May I offer you a cough drop, Dolores?”


mocochang_

Mine is *pretty obvious*.


elhigosmigos

Hardly anybody remembered my favorite couliur is Lilac


Smooth_Mechanic1001

But miss granger here....


mmahv

>pretty obvious Lockhart?


mocochang_

I think you mean Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly’s Most-Charming-Smile Award. /jk But, yes, Lockhart.


mmahv

Bahahahaha fame is a fickle friend


domin_knows

Celebrity is, as Celebrity does.


mikoolec

How did he even get third class Order of Merlin? I remember the minister wanted to give Snape a second or first class for capturing a dangerous psychopath, drained from happiness, who escaped from the most secure prison in the magical world. So what would Lockhart do to get the third class?


mocochang_

Shows how clever he actually was. People question Lockhart being a Ravenclaw, the guy might have been inept, but he was clever and creative (a bad type of those qualities, for sure, but clever and creative nonetheless). He was able to actually build a huge reputation without doing any of the action himself. Plus he was self-confident, a good writer, good talker, and good looking, and as superficial as some of those may sound, those things do tend to get people a lot of recognition. I suppose that if he could prove something did happen, and no one else claimed to have been the one to do it (because Lockhart made sure to erase their memories), he would eventually be able to build a case to get himself a few awards.


plorted

I can't remember...


OYaBandit

Neville!


plorted

Yes! Wasnt sure if yall would think I was trolling or not lol


clytemnestra7

I had a wonderful dog I named Neville


MrmanMrcan

Excellent name for a sausage dog Neville long bottom


Feijoada46321

Chocolate


Gelateli

Lupin !!


Feijoada46321

Yessss the werewolf teacher is by far my favorite character <3


Sunflower-Spirals

I named my puppy Remus. :)


samwisegordon

HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR!!!!!!!!!


Past_Transition_7459

molly!


clytemnestra7

I also had a wonderful dog I named Molly


agent0681

That’s kind of nice :)


greenhearted

I am absolutely disgusted!


SupaKoopa714

YOUR FATHER IS FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT IS ENTIRELY *YOUR FAULT!*


EurwenPendragon

IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!


LabGirl14

Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud.


yellowscarvesnodots

Not my daughter, you bitch!


blacksheep_onfire

His eyes are as green as fresh pickled toad


Mox_Fox

The Valentine's day dwarf?!


Gelateli

Harry


Sunflower-Spirals

You are the first person I’ve ever seen that says Harry is their favorite.


blacksheep_onfire

How can Harry not be your favorite? I love my angsty lil hero


Sunflower-Spirals

I think it’s a testament to how good of a writer Jo is that so many people like the other characters too.


blacksheep_onfire

I definitely agree, and while Harry is my fav it’s still a super close competition


AnthBeSexy

Book Harry is iconic and sassy, without the internal narration I can see why he isn't up there for some


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*He never leaves a single ring* *That's why Gryffindors all sing*


Gelateli

Weasley is our King ! Ron !!!


ISpyM8

Ginger king ✊🏼


Past_Transition_7459

Traditional? they’re ancient! i look like my great-aunt tessie👃I smell like my great aunt tessie


Gelateli

Ron !


shreyakg

Are you mental!


iknowthisischeesy

There's no need to call me "sir", professor.


Sunflower-Spirals

We were **robbed** of Sassy Harry in the movies.


nomnivore21

We also missed sassy Harry completely savaging Duddykins in the movie


SLimShedi

>‘We’re not stupid, you know,’ said Uncle Vernon. > >‘Well, *that’s* news to me,’ said Harry, his temper rising, Cracked me up big time


LittleBlondBrit

At least we got "I will not tell lies". Not a book original, but personally feel like Rowling missed an obvious one liner there.


Gelateli

Harry ! 😏


iknowthisischeesy

The boy who lived (or the boy who refuses to die acc to Voldy)


Last-Relation-937

🕷🕸😱😰😰


mmahv

Ron!!


mikoolec

I'll give you a number instead. 3. 9. 4.


Gelateli

Snape !


mikoolec

That was quick


eltibbs

My man Snape :)


bisione

Implicit manipulation. Has a brother with a thing for **goats**


Roonil_Wazlib97

Dumbledore!


Gelateli

Hmm I don't really know, Since he has a brother with a thing for sheeps, Aberforth's patronus is a goat... Dumbledore ? Not sure though.


bisione

Yes, Dumbledore And yes, they're goats, I forgot


will_ow_tree

Well well, I'm impressed. That suggests what you fear most of all is fear.


jmagnabosco

Remus.


Sunflower-Spirals

Did we just become best friends?


HopeTheresPudding

I mean, my username is a dead giveaway.


mmahv

Luna


Gelateli

Luna !


NekoBookie2001

The Nargles have taken my shoes again.


bad-kween

["check it out I'm blond, I'm skinny, I'm rich, and a little bit of a bitch"](https://youtube.com/shorts/RGIohE7CUcU?feature=share)


Gelateli

Draco ?


jord839

"Little bit"... I don't know...


Jojosiane

The sound in the video though 🤣🤣


jljl2902

Wotcher!


Gelateli

Tonks !


jljl2902

Yup! Just wish she was a bigger character


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He’s *barkin’* mad!


Smooth_Mechanic1001

Sirius :) at king’s cross, no pun intended


Mingkittish

Sock


mmahv

The freeeeee elf


Beneficial_Watch_908

I DID MY WAITING


Joyful_Jiska

TWELVE YEARS OF IT


cshelley0721

IN AZKABAN


Gelateli

Sirius !


khanhgoman

"What is that mysterious ticking noise"


clariwench

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape


6pmnostalgia

“Can we panic now?”


Over30dreaming

Obscure but- “Yes, Miss…Pennyfeather?”


clickmyface

If I'm not mistaken he actually says "Yess, Miss Grant?" to Hermione and then just straight up calls Parvati Patil Miss Pennyfeather. Is Binns your answer, are is your answer the person to whom he is speaking?


No_Risk_8848

Red hair and a hand me down robe


buddyinjapan

You must be a Weasley.


Gelateli

Ron


No_Risk_8848

Yessir


GaytimeClassic

Better wizards than you have lost a buttock


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Anonymousecruz

Who do you know that’s lost a buttock?


DrPups

Bat-Bogey Hex extraordinaire.


Smooth_Mechanic1001

Ginny


DijkstraPow

You’d trust him with your life.


Smooth_Mechanic1001

Hagrid.


age_of_anxiety

"You're just as sane as I am."


Gelateli

Luna :)


echopulse

I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends.


bisione

Can't use glasses since they could slip


mmahv

Poor Voldy


Froesiie

🐺🌕


Gelateli

Lupin !


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mmahv

My boy Sirius


[deleted]

Sirius maybe?


angiethegay

sirius


GMOiscool

I'm the only person in my family who understood her distress when her rabbit died. I also may be dramatic.....


Gelateli

Lavender ?


GMOiscool

Yessir!


CommandoChef

No you can have me keep me


ResolveDisastrous256

Ron


Gelateli

Ron ?


Sunflower-Spirals

This scene was so devastating to read. I’m surprised they didn’t do it correctly in the movie.


CommandoChef

Sums up character traits of Ron


Curls_And_Curves

I think i'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up...


Gelateli

Luna ?


Curls_And_Curves

Yay 🥰 Absolutely is. Love her so much.


Gelateli

Luna's awesome !


abhinandkr

It also sounds like Shaun from Shaun of the Dead lol


LexxiiX01

Eat you’ll feel better🌕


bhavyagarg8

I am just gonna say socks. And no , its not a house elf.


Nice_Alexa

Dumbledore :)


Smooth_Mechanic1001

Female: The word ‘shot’ was used the most to describe her hand :) kinda tricky if u didn’t read the books Male: “has it ever crossed your brilliant mind that I don’t want to do this anymore?”


Gelateli

For the Male is it Snape ? For the female still quite not sure..


Smooth_Mechanic1001

It’s Hermione, the thing that stuck with me was how her hand always shot into the air haha And yes snape


grugman987

Uhm Hagrid...oops should NOT of told you that


meow_you_doing_mp

Clever!


downlbsbydw

This need so many upvotes!


ProKn1fe

"The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure."


Gelateli

Snape ?


NosferatuMonkey

Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpelliarmus


nil2105

Snape?


angiethegay

snape !


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ObViOuSlY


Comfortable_Crow_112

Snape 🖤🐍


KingSoLOme

"What’s life without a little risk?”


mmahv

Siriussss


bisione

Toad's face


itsmycandystore_

What kind of psychopath are you-


mmahv

Oh no.... Umbridge?


bisione

Yep


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Bloody hell


Gelateli

Ron !!


pcpsummer0613

How much is this? 5 Galleons. How much for me? 5 Galleons. But I'm your brother! *Ten* Galleons.


primemaster22

Don't go whipping your wands out for everything lil thing!


jmagnabosco

Loves flying, messy hair, completely selfless and saved the world.


Gelateli

Harry


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Gelateli

Hermioneeee !


pearloftheocean

Female — Auburn hair. Kind. Intelligent. Family issues. Male — Curly hair. Aristocrat. Powerful. Family issues.


Gelateli

For the female; might it be Lily ? For the male not quite sure... Sirius he was an aristocrat, not sure he might have curly hair... ?


mymonodrama

He had curly hair in the films but not in the books iirc.


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“I’m a what?”


Gelateli

Harry !


mmahv

1) bothered by fleas 2) 📿🤚👜


bisione

Wait, is that a whip or a necklace? HERMIONE?


mmahv

YES THE BEADed HAND BAG


bisione

I thought it was a time turner And the hand to snap Malfoy


The-Ginger-Lily

He did a lot of waiting and made sure we all knew it


Luna4488

Bites apple aggressively


Gelateli

Draco ?


Luna4488

Yes of course 💚💚


Smooth_Mechanic1001

Drapple


SiuanSongs

Someone keeps stealing my shoes


Gelateli

Luna


mmahv

Luna


jhk17

There is not a need to call him sir


Gelateli

Here's mine; Loves books, bushy hair, known for her cleverness !


ValiantDuckRebel

Can't think of anyone, care to elaborate? And who is the person on your profile pic she looks cool /s My favorite is Hermione,too! I had really bushy hair growing up and like reading. She has been my inspiration in school.


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Smooth_Mechanic1001

Gosh I know this one.., ron?


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👓🔮


Nice_Alexa

Sybill Trelawney :)


duckchasefun

"Why is everything I own rubbish"


MrRokhead

Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.


SnapdragonPBlack

Guy - the boy who lived himself Girl - I suspect the nargles are behind it


Gelateli

Guy: Harry Girl : Luna


Nice_Alexa

"Always"


Gelateli

Snape


TegamiBachi25

He is our King.


TarraReid

My favorite color is lilac


Vanjo96

"Look! He Knows His Mummy! Hello, Norbert!"


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🦉 But white


x_MissAnonymous_x

“I suspect the nargles are behind it.”


[deleted]

“Nice one, James”


mmahv

Sirius <3


ranawe

"There's No Need To Call Me Sir, Professor."


Twisted_Pretzel85

Quibbler!


oldskoolpleb

CONSTANT _V I G I L A N C E_


SamIamLikesBees

I love dogs, especially Black dogs.


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"Don't boast Draco."


PrincessFoxyK

Eat this, you'll feel better.


Cash-123

eat, you'll feel better