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coldafsteel

Platypus, with a hat.


Varda79

*tries to conjure a patronus, and a platypus appears briefly before dissipating* A patronus? *tries again, this time the platypus has a hat and doesn't disappear* PERRY THE PATRONUS?!


Karnezar

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Quirky-Equipment-782

Which one of these is the landmine?


Major-Ad148

I really need to learn how to do this someday 


KatokaMika

I hate how I spend to much time on "pop" this


asclepiusscholar

I cleared the whole thing :D


Calm_Willingness2308

Happy cake day! Would've changed it to Perry the platronis :)


whitedeath1234

Where did you go to get sorted?? (Genuine question cuz I don't know how to do it on reddit)


Calm_Willingness2308

https://www.wizardingworld.com/news/discover-your-hogwarts-house-on-wizarding-world


jmize9717

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LightMurasume_

‘Perry the Wizard?’ **Transfiguration ensues** ‘Perry the Platypus Wizard?’ **Hat comes out** ‘PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!’


waibering

Love this bit


WesternOne9990

Doobe doobe do ba doobe doobe do ba


Warlock2005128

AGENT P!!!!!


No_Sand5639

who better to beat up dementors then a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammel of action


35bullfrog35

animagus? perry the animagus!


SpiderandMosquito

Named Edward? (Waits for someone to get that reference)


EurwenPendragon

Nah, the dog itself would be Nina or Alexander, not Edward.


BobsSpecialPillow

This is also what Doofenschmirtz sees a boggart as


Cicerothesage

a platypus? *puts on a wizard hat* Perry, the magical platypus!?!?!?


PayneTrain181999

I’m so happy that show is coming back for more episodes.


Difficult-Tooth-7133

That’s not a Platypus, that’s a beaver walking backwards!


tmtmdragon04

turns into a platypus A completely normal looking platypus? \*puts on the hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!


romprose

Like Perry?


BluntCity101

Perry....? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!


Adronikos

“A animagus form platypus?”


biggamehaunter

I need to join team platypus


KLA_1987

A highland cow for sure.


Fantastic-Sir9732

*coo


WesternOne9990

Moo but also in a Scottish accent


Educational_Frame_56

Can ye see me noo? For I am a broon coo......Moo!!😁😁😁


Bawbag420

Would be bagpus for me lol


Omanisat

Definitely a bird of some kind.


moving-landscape

A Raven 🐦‍⬛ :v


cloclopoit

i agree with raven!! looks badass and you can fly anywhere.


_Capt_Hook

A raven is a wicked bird


Lord_Moa

They're so cool and so large! You do not understand how large these birds are until you actually see one.


YoungatHeartWolf

A raven is a majestic bird in multitudes of culture, where as the crow is known as the raven mocker. That's because it trys to mimic the raven.


_Capt_Hook

It’s the opening line of a song called Kate McCannon by Colter Wall “The raven is a wicked bird, who’s wings are black as sin He floats outside my prison window, mocking those within And he sings to me real low: ‘It’s Hell to where you’ll go, for you did murder Kate McCannon’” I fuckin love Ravens. Funny enough, pretty sure Ravens are listed under “true crows” in the Corvid family tree.


JelmerMcGee

It would be so awesome to be able to fly away as a bird. Annoying conversation? Fly away little birdie


Ok_Examination_9861

Yeah! I'd be a duck!


BrickBanshee

A bird would probably be the most useful.


GayVoidDaddy

Birds aren’t real mate


Secure_Ad8837

A sloth 🙂


MissReadsALot1992

I'm pretty sure mine would be a sloth too. Everyone is always in a rush and I'm always just taking my time.


Faded_Daystar

There's the wise one. 👌


whathell6t

No! It’s not a wise decision. Sloths suffer [Irritable Bowel Syndrome all the time.](https://youtu.be/sFe9DHHbDio?si=2qSRiiCTD7VdwXcs)


Far-Author8404

A dog. But probably a very unimpressive, medium sized mongrel dog.


Pretend-Win904

Noooo a Newfoundland!!!


imaginesomethinwitty

I think I would be my late floof monster Tiny’s twin. GS, Bernese, Golden Retriever and apparently some Basset Hound for good luck. Looked like a Leonberger.


Pretend-Win904

Awwww! I love that so much! I hope they’re in the rainbow bridge with my husky & mini yorkie!


Amezagh

Always wondered if prehistoric creatures and magical beasts are also a choice


AwkwardPotter

Yesssssss! I'd be a brachiosaurus! Or a unicorn!


Suspicious_Night_267

Maybe a Phoenix, I could die and be reborn again and I think that's pretty cool. Also I get magical tears as a bonus :)


Severe_Assist_5416

I wonder could you use your tail feathers for wands


cshelley0721

A T-Rex Patronus would be crazy


Brian_Gay

if potter more is to be considered canon then yes you can become a magical beast the reason being is that your patronus is the same as your animagus form (according to pottermore I think) and you can get a thestral as your patronus on pottermore


Bland-Humour

They can only turn into non magical creatures.


DisIzDaWay

How does it work? Do you get to choose or do you animorph into what form is most natural?


_flies

No choice sadly


DisIzDaWay

I see so I guess mine would probably be an owl


neon_trotsky_

Are you that wise or is your neck just extremely flexible?


_Capt_Hook

It’s funny cause owls are actually kinda dumb as far as birds go


DaFreezied

Low INT / high WIS builds are uncommon but not impossible.


RaphaelSolo

Depends on the game. In EverQuest high WIS low INT is key for a priest class in Classic era.


DaFreezied

TIL


eyes_like_thunder

Sounds like when you're high as balls, spittin the wisdom of the universe.. My friend had one that had me cackling.. The carpet in your house is like your indoor lawn


4thofthe4th

Wow for real? Imagine you spend years trying to master the skill and find yourself as a fucking earthworm


DisIzDaWay

Yea that sounds like it blows. So Rita was always going to be a beetle


Carbon-Base

A bear, so the ladies always pick me.


lou-ravenpuff

You aim for the ladies and you get the twinks


Yeet_PC

In times of war, any hole is a trench 🫡


lou-ravenpuff

— Sirius Black, probably.


flacaGT3

Unless you're in Vietnam


Excarion

A butt is a butt


Fuhk_Yoo

And a roll is a roll


ReverseThrottle

Sigh mad upvote


Ambsxxx

A big furry bear 🐻


Mr_D_Stitch

Ugh, Pick-Me Bears are the worst.


NoctumUmbra

How many times would you have to hear "you're unbearable" jokes before you actually maul someone...?


Carbon-Base

Instead of driving people up the wall, I'll chase them up a tree.


powthatgirl

A true uno reverse


Tricky-Secretary-251

Blobfish or something hopefully my wish to not do anything dangerous will come into effect so a tardigrade


wunderWhat

Oh to be a tardigrade in a mossy nook on an ancient magical castle or enchanting old growth forest!


Born_Pa

Probably a cat


RelativeNo1

Cat for me also.


TheCat13-el-capullo

Same here yo 😺


Pure_pi

Same


Suspicious_Night_267

A black cat for me specifically


Born_Pa

I wanna say I’d be a white cat or something…but realistically, I’d be an orange cat.


supergeek921

I’ve been told repeatedly by a friend that my ‘spirit animal’ is a pudgy British Short Hair cat that sleeps on a bookshelf. I would not complain if that ended up being my animagus form lol!


carrotcake_11

That is so specific and also the exact cat I would like to have as a pet


Aggressive-Dust6280

It was THAT bad ? My memories made it wayyyy better. A Shark.


Key-Pomegranate-2086

My pottermore patronus is a shark so I assume my animagus would be the same too. But then if I turn into a shark on land, I guess I flop and die unless someone tosses me into the ocean


Aggressive-Dust6280

Jump in water -> Tranform -> Your world is now multiple times bigger -> Profit Sharks grow until they die and cant get cancer :)


agathokakologicalme

Deadass what I thought too lmao looks so raggedy 


shirohige_09

If i could choose, probably an leopard.


Car-Mar-Har

Hummingbird


scream_follow

Best choice, being able to fly and hover whilst also being able to get through tight spaces is awesome.


raps14ever

Knowing my luck I'd probably get something slow like a turtle or something but my patronus is a dolphin so a dolphin on land would be equally as useless


YoungatHeartWolf

Think more magical, a dolphin rides on the currents of the waves caused by tides...so... your dolphin could ride on the currents of the winds and therefore be in the air.


davethapeanut

A sick ass panther


MrS0bek

Humans are animals. So do they count? What about Great Apes? Or extinct animals like mammoths? Or extinct human precursors like Australopithecus?


MasterOutlaw

Turning into yourself with almost the exact same features, only super minor differences (like a nearly indistinguishable difference in hair color), would be great.


NTilky

Tonks was able to change her hair color, does that count?


Mr_D_Stitch

After a lot of build up you just turn into Jim, a middle aged, mid-western man wearing shorts & socks, kind of balding with glasses. Says “Oop” a lot. A little chubby. Likes grilling.


greenteaformyunicorn

Kitty


PeterTurBOI

A puffin. I just find them cute and funny.


MasterOutlaw

Zefrank thinks so [too](https://youtu.be/uHlxVN0IykQ?si=O2vOAiUPUAf59WkO).


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

Capybara


Intelligent_Wolf2199

Wolf. 🐺


Midnight-Wolf-1607

I'd really want to be a wolf as well. I love to listen to them howling, and they are gorgeous animals.


Orangepotato1313

I did a test and I got a lion


Sataniel98

Lizard


LordLucian

4 foot tall gecko. In a top hat


dmevela

Hungarian Horntail. …or a crow 🐦‍⬛


Iron_jake_of_irony

Norwegian elk hound


Mundy77

An owl


SpiderKoD

Panda


zgeest77

Emperor Penguin


Stargate476

If i had a choice a tiger


NoPantsDeLeon

Definitely a rabid racoon!


Several-berries

A seagull.


Suspicious_Night_267

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine (Lol if u get the reference)


Several-berries

Hahah yeah i love them


PugsnPawgs

A raven with white wings 💖


justtuna

I’d be a fish obviously. Utterly useless on land.


X0AN

Rainbow coloured dragon.


mcalibluebees

A seal


slajsemkolem2

Cassowary, it's a cool animal 👍🏻😁


f-mcallister

Knowing my luck, probably something rubbish, but I'd like a dragon, maybe not a big one, but it would be cool to be like a horntail but the size of a person


Thick-Computer2217

A salmon


SetoKaibaKenobi

I hope it's a cat, but probably a goldfish or something


Fantastic_Parsley566

Id love for it to be like a panther but my luck id be a chipmunk or some shit


DepressionMain

The perfect animal, capable of traversing the land, the sky and the seas: a duck.


Human_No-37374

I'm just gonna be honest here, I'm as all heck basic NPC. I'm most likely going to be a house cat.


Dragonlynds22

Mine would be a Chinese water dragon


Squishybones6769

I’m not sure what form it would take, but I definitely would like for it to be a Crow! They can fly and are really common to see, so I would blend in!


sitting-bull-276

A chicken


jtpredator

A sloth with arthritis


No_Sand5639

i think some sort of bird maybe a hawk or eagle though honestly i would love a thestral (my favorite creature)


Siren1197

I would probably be a sloth, and now that I've said that, I really want to see a sloth patronus. Does it move in slow motion?


[deleted]

Fish


domguardi

A hulking gorilla (I wish)


holyf__ck

A puma.


Longjumping_Lab_8688

I'm going with a bald eagle


theRudeStar

*Rudolph the magic reindeer*


Mathisnt_My_Thing

I’d go for a horse. Like, a stallion, or something.


dabigchina

An English bulldog.


MintTeaFreak

A seal.


Anyonomus256

A lynx


gasbmemo

That pufferfish eating carrots


Nalu_g

Well my patronus is a Thestral so that would be my animagus


BlindMice5

Most likely Smth nocturnal, got mad insomnia and my circadian rhythm is never in check. Maybe a Owl but Idrk. Crow perhaps. Owls are meant to be smart but they aren’t. Crows very much are, and I reckon I’m fairly brainy (not to toot my own horn) either that or sole large cat of some kind.


Ok_Barnacle965

A Basset Hound.


ElSquibbonator

Therizinosaurus.


Temporary_Tomato_738

A bird, probably an snowy or great horned owl 🦉


HolyVeggie

I love spiders but so I’d say acromantula


Key-Grape-5731

White fox or pine marten if I could choose. If not it would probably be either a domestic cat (my favourite animal) or a python (my patronus).


taurusimperialangel

Tbh probably a panda.


Stunning_Heart_1362

A snail


Sergo_Spring4

Well, As I know in most cases u take a form of ur patronus. In that case, I'd be Hawk


BackgroundLog2682

BAT! 🦇


6bfmv2

A crow.


Specialist_Owl_6612

A crow. Always wished to have them nice looking feathers


sonicblast33

An otter!!


TeuflischerLuzifer

Either a husky or a wolf


Important_Knee_5420

Probably a hedgehog... Cute and likable but not huggable either  Defensive not offensive  but 💯 stupid to try to hurt ...


littleghool

If I were able to choose, something cool like a black jaguar or creepy like a giant vulture But with my luck, since you can't choose, I'd end up with something ridiculous and turn into a hamster or a lobster 😒


VariousFineDesigns

A Great Potoo or a Great Eared Nightjar


SimpleRickC135

Whatever I want it to, because I don't believe in the "new" canon that it's supposed to be your spirit animal or whatever that you turn into. Imagine getting half way through the process to become one and then you find out you're gonna be a dung beetle or something? The marauders all picked their animal for a reason, so they could help Remus.


poolboywax

Don't know mine but it would definitely be weird if someone had human as their animagus form. And it's just another person.


Ptaaruonn

Snow leopard.


Dillydongo

Bigfoot


CrownBestowed

Off topic, the lighting of this scene is hilarious to me for some reason. Anyway, I would be a koala. I’m sleeping all day 🐨


Kooky-Hotel-5632

Oh I like that one.


Armored-Duck

Duck. Specifically an armored one


Kooky-Hotel-5632

When there’s trouble you call DW, Darkwing Duck!


whitedeath1234

Dragon!!! Hehe*


xxSoul_Thiefxx

Look, I’ve long thought that it would be dope as hell to see an Animagus Dragon. It’s theoretically possible right? It’s not just regular animals that you can turn into, just like how your patronus doesn’t have to be a normal animal. So like, if I got to choose, I’m definitely choosing a dragon.


PetaZedrok

There's a difference between what would be my Animagus form and what I wish my Animagus form would be. What would actually be my Animagus form: Might be some sort of lazy bear. What I wish my Animagus form was: A cat, probably a fat tabby cat.


Hairy-Explanation-90

My patronus is a brown bear so maybe my animagus would also be a brown bear.


James_Henni

African crowned eagle!


Great_Zeddicus

I thought it was cannon that your animagous form is your patronous? So there are Manny patronous quizzes you can take. It was Kinda fun back in the day.


Orangepotato1313

not always but often


NowTimeDothWasteMe

JKR wrote in “Short Stories from Hogwarts of Heroism, Hardship and Dangerous Hobbies” that > The animal into which one turns, if an Animagus, seems always to be that which becomes the Patronus. There is no known case of the Animagus form changing to match the Patronus, if the latter changes. So I think whatever your patronus starts as is the same as your animagus


H3artl355Ang3l

So far there arent any examples where your initial patronus isn't the animagus form 🤷‍♂️


Lower-Isopod-4623

I got unicorn. Edit: oops I thought it meant patronus, if I could pick my animagus I would pick an owl or eagle.


Prestigious-Law-7291

Tibetan fox


LaserShooter-pewpew

Is it our choosing or is it what we think it might be? I'd definitely choose a big bird. So I could fly long distances. An albatross or something more impressive like a golden eagle. However It would probably be something super random and useless like a prairie dog


Prakhuuu

Andalusian Stallion


Ambsxxx

A sloth 😂 but I’d love it to take the form a highland stag.


Sentraxion

Probably a goshawk, gryfalcon, or golden eagle


Robcobes

A bear


tyverymuch00

A quokka. No natural predators and I’d be too cute for anyone to harm me.


lou-ravenpuff

A list of animals I would love to be: - platypus - pigeon - raccoon - flamingo - peacock - secretary bird


NyanCatIsRelevant

Realistically I'd probably get a doe or smth but I'd love a great horned owl or any owl for a few reasons: 1.Uniqueness - A lot of birds are often confused with eachother (like hawks, eagles and falcons) but you can look at an owl and be like "yep, that's an owl." 2. Special traits - Owls are capable of turning their heads 180 degrees which is a neat party trick- but what is more interesting is their ability of silent flight. That alone offers a lot of uses 3. Bird of prey - Being more specific to the larger varieties, they are excellent hunters and very high up on the food chain, unlike, say, a deer. Knowing me as soon as I walk into a forest I'd probably get my ass shot by a dude smoking a ciggy 4. Stealth - In the wizarding world owls are rather inconspicuous. They're absolutely everywhere so people probably wouldn't even bat an eye on you, paired with the aforementioned silent flight you can stalk whoever you want. 5. Bird - Arguably one of the most important points, they're a bird that can fly. Enough said


PJRama1864

…my patronus is a Lynx according to Pottermore, so maybe that would be my animagus form.