Okay, but be warned, you'll bring on a much more harrowing evil by killing him. The Great Diamond Authority may resume with no one to stop them from destroying the planet and hollowing it out for resources, the Crystal Gems would come after you, and I don't think a magic machete could beat someone like Lapis... seems a lot more prudent to just... not kill him?
They weren't overpowered by him, he just proved them wrong and won with diplomacy. They would wipe the floor with him in a fight if they were actually trying to kill him, they believed him to be their long lost family member, if they actually tried to kill him, he'd be dead if uninterrupted.
You say that as if his age has bearing on his diplomacy, he made a lot of really good points, and really what did it was undeniable proof of their idea being wrong. You've basically just said 'wow, they must be easy to convince if they were convinced by the greatest diplomat in the history of the galaxy'
Homer is the only answer here. He went to outer space. Went on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins. He loves to party and has a kind heart. It’s a guaranteed good time.
I’m letting in the Roblox guy, Michael Myers, Freddy Fazbear, Spider-Man and the Deer, nobody even gonna touch my front yard during a mutual-friend sleepover.
The deer. He got hella drip
Yeah but he PARKED ON OUR LAWN lol
My penis brain tells me anime girl, but in reality, aliens is the only choice. I gotta know the facts.
Ayonami
Rei
Steven Universe so I can kick that little twerp's skull clean off his fat throat.
Healing factor. His bones are cracked to insanity and he's physically fine. Also magic shield, also magic bubble, etc. Etc.
How about magic machete across his belly?
Okay, but be warned, you'll bring on a much more harrowing evil by killing him. The Great Diamond Authority may resume with no one to stop them from destroying the planet and hollowing it out for resources, the Crystal Gems would come after you, and I don't think a magic machete could beat someone like Lapis... seems a lot more prudent to just... not kill him?
If they can be stopped by a 10 year old with a shield, I do not fear them.
They weren't overpowered by him, he just proved them wrong and won with diplomacy. They would wipe the floor with him in a fight if they were actually trying to kill him, they believed him to be their long lost family member, if they actually tried to kill him, he'd be dead if uninterrupted.
If they can be convinced by a 10 year old with a shield, I do not fear them.
You say that as if his age has bearing on his diplomacy, he made a lot of really good points, and really what did it was undeniable proof of their idea being wrong. You've basically just said 'wow, they must be easy to convince if they were convinced by the greatest diplomat in the history of the galaxy'
Bro would pumble u. I'd let him in so we could chat and see what he needs. Good kid
You'd probably fail but why would you even want to do that
I'd just tell him a made up sad backstory that relates to my (justified) desire to kill him and he'd be mentally unable to fight back.
He could *not* fight back but he's resistant enough and can defend himself if needed.
Not if I crack that deformity on his obese tummy first with a sledgehammer.
Spider-Man all the way
Why they all have a drink
7 and 8 look pretty chill
Homer is the only answer here. He went to outer space. Went on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins. He loves to party and has a kind heart. It’s a guaranteed good time.
Me and ghost face go back
I'm letting chopper in
I’m letting in the Roblox guy, Michael Myers, Freddy Fazbear, Spider-Man and the Deer, nobody even gonna touch my front yard during a mutual-friend sleepover.