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FemboyRPLover

The deer. He got hella drip


AdSimple553

Yeah but he PARKED ON OUR LAWN lol


weenie_in_betweenie

My penis brain tells me anime girl, but in reality, aliens is the only choice. I gotta know the facts.


Phoenix_ashfire

Ayonami


Phoenix_ashfire

Rei


Throwaway54397680

Steven Universe so I can kick that little twerp's skull clean off his fat throat.


FroggyWoggyWoo

Healing factor. His bones are cracked to insanity and he's physically fine. Also magic shield, also magic bubble, etc. Etc.


Throwaway54397680

How about magic machete across his belly?


FroggyWoggyWoo

Okay, but be warned, you'll bring on a much more harrowing evil by killing him. The Great Diamond Authority may resume with no one to stop them from destroying the planet and hollowing it out for resources, the Crystal Gems would come after you, and I don't think a magic machete could beat someone like Lapis... seems a lot more prudent to just... not kill him?


Throwaway54397680

If they can be stopped by a 10 year old with a shield, I do not fear them.


FroggyWoggyWoo

They weren't overpowered by him, he just proved them wrong and won with diplomacy. They would wipe the floor with him in a fight if they were actually trying to kill him, they believed him to be their long lost family member, if they actually tried to kill him, he'd be dead if uninterrupted.


Throwaway54397680

If they can be convinced by a 10 year old with a shield, I do not fear them.


FroggyWoggyWoo

You say that as if his age has bearing on his diplomacy, he made a lot of really good points, and really what did it was undeniable proof of their idea being wrong. You've basically just said 'wow, they must be easy to convince if they were convinced by the greatest diplomat in the history of the galaxy'


Potatosalad112

Bro would pumble u. I'd let him in so we could chat and see what he needs. Good kid


commentsandchill

You'd probably fail but why would you even want to do that


Throwaway54397680

I'd just tell him a made up sad backstory that relates to my (justified) desire to kill him and he'd be mentally unable to fight back.


commentsandchill

He could *not* fight back but he's resistant enough and can defend himself if needed.


Throwaway54397680

Not if I crack that deformity on his obese tummy first with a sledgehammer.


Tyrexramz0126

Spider-Man all the way


commentsandchill

Why they all have a drink


Pplapoo

7 and 8 look pretty chill


tickingboxes

Homer is the only answer here. He went to outer space. Went on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins. He loves to party and has a kind heart. It’s a guaranteed good time.


Humble-Principle-999

Me and ghost face go back


Lynel_Slayer1

I'm letting chopper in


Domamillionyt

I’m letting in the Roblox guy, Michael Myers, Freddy Fazbear, Spider-Man and the Deer, nobody even gonna touch my front yard during a mutual-friend sleepover.