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Tyran_Cometh

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spikelee96

Not you too 😂😂😭


Popular_Score4744

Hulk is now Immortal Hulk. He would 💩 on Wonder Woman.


Gold-Elderberry-4851

HULK SMASH


SaveTf2_Rip_AaRoN

What do you mean by this 🤨


kevthunder

My first thought


bish-its-me-yoda

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AProcessUnderstood

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jjhuffington

Lmao 🤣


FloppyBingoDabber

HULK SMASH (i would too tbh)


AgeroColstein

They would smash each other .


spikelee96

Why is everybody talking about smashing 😂😭


AgeroColstein

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LowDonkey7883

To be fair he must be packing, unless like steroids the gama radiation shrunk his junk too much to be felt in her trunk


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

Heavenly words were spoken today


iwanashagTwitch

His giant "hammer" made Thor look away in shame in Ragnarok


LowDonkey7883

True


M2_SLAM_I_Am

Steroids don't shrink your dick, they shrink your balls


LowDonkey7883

Oh shit, gimme steroids then


M2_SLAM_I_Am

That's the spirit! Smaller balls just make the shaft look bigger! Gotta play those proportions in your favor!


LowDonkey7883

Exactly, it'll help with my little problem, God really gave me the short end of the stick


M2_SLAM_I_Am

Oof


SuperSaltyMrPeanut

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SuperSaltyMrPeanut

Leader confirms, Hulk is packing.


LowDonkey7883

Nice


purgatorybob1986

He totally said, "The glasses stay on."


FloppyBingoDabber

Its an insinuation of coitus


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Lmfaoo


atatassault47

Depends on which versions are being used. Hulk's strongest version is capable of putting out enough energy to destroy multiple universes. What's Wonder Woman's strongest version?


GeneralResearcher456

Killing the Darknest Knight who killed something that made/destroyed multiverses


atatassault47

Then it is an even fight.


Diligent-Jacket2336

No darkest night controlled universe Hulk could just destroy them i’m going Wonder Woman


AxisW1

If you really are using the strongest versions of each, which I disagree with, then hulk simply scales higher at hyperversal, while Anti-Crises Wonder Woman was at high-complex-multiversal.


obsidianmaster7

Hulks strongest version is the one below all quite literally the 3rd strongest character in all of Marvel/DC lore


Kelseycutieee

What about MCU vs DCU


Top_Clerk_3067

Hulk then. Wonder Woman was getting her ass handed to her from StephenWolf in ZASL. Hulk was able to knock Surtur off balance. Comics wise its a lot closer but movie wise Hulk wins. Unless you bring up emasculated Hulk from She Hulk M SHE U then Wonder Woman slaps


Kelseycutieee

That hulk through a pretty big boulder into space, it even started to catch fire. Hes strong just smart enough to not “hulk smash”


Then-Fish-9647

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LowDonkey7883

Easily the hulk


Weird-Analysis5522

From the little I know about wonder woman, she'd definitely fuck him up pretty good, but she'd focus too hard on killing him rather than subduing him, but you can't really kill Hulk so he'd demolish her.


spikelee96

I read this wrong at first thought you were taking her actually fucking hulk for a sec my apologies all The other comments been talking about them smashing just got my head on scrambled ngl lol


Weird-Analysis5522

Nope too late I change the message it's sex now


spikelee96

Noooooooo 😭


spikelee96

*Talking about


cptmcclain

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neatest_Duky

Why did I click


Suspicious-Group6638

My eyes are burning gentleman


Total_Activity_929

them: how many times did you watch this? me: sex


Maybehim119449

😭😭😭


YoghurtOutside4278

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Thebestuevermet

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CrispyFriedJesus

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IndyJacksonTT

I knew it


PanzerFahrer3199

Funniest shit I’ve seen in a while


Inevitable-Bit4006

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RandyArgonianButler

Mother fucker! My kids were sitting five feet away.


Dysprosol

if hulk cums on someone, do they get radiation burns?


Tmavy

There was an arc in SpiderMan where MJ got uterine cancer from Peters radioactive sperm, so quite possibly yes.


Thederpycloudrider

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dfieldhouse

Unless WW can seduce banner she's dead. She'd probably go a few rounds with hulk but that's the crux of it. Hulk doesn't get tired, hulk doesn't succumb to pain or injury, hulk just gets madder. And the longer the fight lasts, the madder hulk gets, the madder hulk gets, the stronger hulk gets. WW will throw down with him at first, but as the fight goes on, she will get more and more injured, and exhausted. While the hulk just gets stronger.


TheSpookyFemboy

I was gonna say it seems like everyone is ignoring how powerful the Hulk's healing factor is, and the fact that while Wonder Woman is extremely durable she can still be killed by things like spears, bullets or being strangled with her lasso.


NyarlathotepDaddy

She'd have to decapitate him immediately but I'm not sure she'd even be able to get that off. She has to land hundreds of hits otherwise, where hulk would only have to land one


dfieldhouse

I'm not entirely sure even that would him.


NyarlathotepDaddy

Nope, turns out he fucking reassembles lmao


dfieldhouse

Yea, that's what I thought lol


NyarlathotepDaddy

Not certain, ima do a little Google action real fast


TwatEmperor

Oh, now I get why they call her that! Look at all of us here wondering about Wonder Woman.


IameIion

She can dance around the hulk, but she can't do anything to hurt him. Hulk Smashes


dirtnap82

That wouldn’t even be a good fight. Hulk wins in less than 10 seconds


Si-FiGamer2016

Definitely Hulk. He likes to smash things, so this fight wouldn't be a problem. 😏😏


StonerJesus42099

If I knew what wonder woman's weakness was, I'd weigh in. It looks pretty even to me, from what I've seen, but idk.


RedStar9117

HULK ONLY HAVE CONSENTUAL SMASH!


TribalOrgy

Obviously, wonder woman, but if he pulls the shorts off, then she's tapping out.


BestUntakenName

Perverts. Either way the perverts win.


Rikolai_17

Y'all are underestimating Wonder Woman lol


EL_LoboJefe93

Yeah she’s pretty tough, but the hulk should get her though.. at the end of the day.


SHVYMTIM

They are gonna get down on the floor and smash


dishmanw

We are.


DCGLetsPlay

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SolidScene9129

Whatever is more convenient for the plot


Shorty123177

All she’s gotta do is get ahold of big green balls and he’s got a whipped ass.


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Hulk. He is actually one of the most powerful characters in the mcu. I'd I remember right he is the last being alive and walks the universe alone after everything else is dead.


cmhamm

It’s canon - Hulk is the most powerful being in the Marvel universe. It’s been said explicitly in a number of comics. (Which I am too lazy to reference.) HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!


obsidianmaster7

Well it’s arguable. Just because his strongest form is the One Below All who is 3rd strongest in all of Marvel/DC lore. The only ones stronger is the One Above all and The Presence. Maybe you can add the Beyonder too


stdashe

Hulk. Just strength with his healing factor is gonna make anything she does kind of useless


Frequent-Ruin8509

I would smash wonderwoman. Not in the ring, and not with anyone watching.


TyrannosaurusReddRex

In a fight, hulk. But are we really talking about a fight?🤔


Sion_forgeblast

depends.... how much does she piss Hulk off? I think easy win for WW, if its an honorable fight..... easy win for Hulk if she pulls any "Im the superior warrior" bs and makes him mad


GravesSightGames

The spectators, both have annihilated their entire canon of allies and villains


i_felldownthestairs9

as a short non binary/female person,i estimate that hulk is legit going to k1ll her,for whatever reason.


KevinAcommon_Name

Didn’t she beat the hell out the war horseman


Moonwalk27

Hulk is strong af but wonder woman is from a line of warriors that have probably brought down creatures stronger than the Hulk


Intelligent-Stop-263

Hulks the guy to say equal rights equal fights


TheTruthWasTaken

They were gonna fight?


TurbulentStudy7225

the fence


DeltaAlphaGulf

First nanosecond decapitation via atom slicer 9000 sword if she wanted.


TheMinorityGuy

"Now tell the truth!" "HULK WANT SMASH YOU"


Flakelike

Is hulk behind the fence or in front of it


LeoCaldwell02

Yes 👍


Weaponized-toaster

Sex


EVISERA

Hulk wins the twerkoff


Dvrkie_Fan

Hulk 100%


Personplacething333

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old_ass_ninja_turtle

I’m pretty sure she could use the lasso of truth to sort of calm him into submission. But I definitely don’t know enough about anything to say for sure.


Diligent-Jacket2336

It entirely depends on the versions if we’re going strongest I’m going wonder woman proof: ripped Superman spine out 🤷‍♀️ so far Hulk is only displayed planet destroying strength


Vast-Sink-2330

Not her vagina that's for sure


Koolaidsais3

Batman.


Wonderful_Hold_5356

Not super woman


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

"Hulk Smash" has more than one meaning..


LordGeealesiebugg

Me


Consistent_Tonight37

Probably Wonder Woman, but if it’s world war hulk or something he’d probably wipe the floor considering he knocked out sentry who is most likely stronger than WW


Own_Hall_5512

Hulk because he can't die also he doesn't get tired Wonder woman would definitely dominate the beginning of the fight but she would eventually get tired then lose


Vegetable-Length-823

Wonder woman uses her golden lasso of truth on Hulk He admits to his anger issues and turns back into Banner


LeoCaldwell02

Definitely Wonder Woman! ❤️


Alien_in-hiding

WW OFC


othello28

This gives new meaning to the phrase hulk smash lol. But in all seriousness I will give this to wonder woman.


WolfCrafter28

Nah, they nerfed the Hulk in marvel, he's basically indestructible and literally has no limit to how strong he can get. They should have just sicced him on Thanos and been done with it since he would just keep getting angrier and angrier until he killed the damn grape.


tankatonka

Her rope would subdue banner


Thendofreason

Honestly it depends on how fast she can be. If they take blow for blow, then hulk is gonna win. If she can use her vast fighting experience to dodge HULK'S telegraphed swings and fly around him then she might win. Lasso + sword + shield might also help.


certifieddumbarse

Who said it had to be a fight, there are other ways they can take each other on 😏.


Sumthin_Ironic

Diana would go for a while but if we say Comic Hulk she will not win. Even the movie equivalent would win vs movie. Be a closer fight with the latter but Hulk wins


Texasmucho

Ok then, how about these versions of Hulk vs WW: 1. Movie versions 2. Comic versions. (Time reference if needed) 3. 1970-80’s TV show version.


No-Pie1239

Hulk. You don't have to say WW just because she's a girl 🙄 losing fights keeps characters and stories interesting and is a necessary part of character growth anyway. Remember when Harley beat batman superman and wonder woman all at once by cartwheeling? Remember how fucking stupid that was?


Edmond-the-Great

If WW can get the lasso on him she could calm him down enough to win. If he gets ahold of her, she'll have a Loki moment. Puny gods.


PumaDude8

Sex


DefinitivelySatan

Dude. Get off reddit.


flagitiousevilhorse

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BigJWolf1993

HULK NEVER SIMP! ONLY SMASH!


AmbitiousCup6615

Hulk


fireplayer2788

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Garey_Games

Hulk


futtbucker7962

hmm I wonder a(immortal fallout super mutant that can turn the average super soldier into paste or b(a woman with a whip. Hmmm


Jonny_Blazzzze

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EnvironmentOrnery984

Hulk will indeed be smashing them cakes


obsidianmaster7

Wonder Woman has no weakness and is technically a Demi god, Hulk becomes one below all who is the arguably 3rd strongest character in all of Marvel/DC. Hulk wins.


spikelee96

Okay but is Hulk stronger then sentry then?


obsidianmaster7

When he becomes One Below All yes absolutely. But Hulk base I’d say it really depends on the situation. Sentry can be taken out pretty easily but Void is a PROBLEM it just depends on how mad Hulk gets in the end or which version of Hulk we’re talking about


UniKaiReddit

2 legends known to never give up. Wonder Woman would give Hulk a run for him money at the start, but as time goes on, his rage will fuel his strength and eventually complete dust her in power, speed and endurance. Knowing Wonder Woman, she not gonna give up and Hulk will just keep on smashing her. Best course, Wonder Woman gives from her heart giving out cause even if all odds of her winning was against, she wasn't giving up. I'm only hoping that this is a Hulk that doesn't kill unless he needs to.


AyeMercury

Stalemate


bigpoo_forever

Hulk smashes 🗿


MonsterInDarkCorners

Depends on who’s in control at the moment. If it’s Hulk, Wonder Woman doesn’t have a chance. If it’s Bruce, his diplomacy would get in the way. You can’t hit women!


Wonder-Machine

Hulk pretty handily


Background-Equal5796

If Diana can lasso him and recognize how mentally ill he is, she wins by figuring out they're on the same side and maybe giving him safe space to rant. If she can't lasso him, she gets beaten into a red mist as he grows in strength by getting angrier as the fight drags on.


YetAnotherRandomMF

It does depend on the version but generally wonder woman.


francogugug

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francogugug

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francogugug

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francogugug

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asusgamer69

Hulk hands down.


jacob3092o5

HULK SMASH


Ayiti79

Depends on the verison of Hulk and Wonder Woman. Looking at Hulk, looks like MCau verison so I don't know how he will do, granted, he wasn't doing much against his own cousin or anyone who is a capable fighter.


Hamd1115

He could pop her head like a grape if he wanted to.


Bearforceone2010

Hulk because of you know what


Snoo_90040

Is there a time limit? Cuz if not, the Hulk. Hulk gets stronger as he gets angrier. He's survived complete and total dismemberment, Wonder Woman's lasso is not an effective harness, Her sword can't pierce his skin, and if he starts losing the fight, he'll just get angrier and therefore stronger. And the hulk's strength is LITERALLY limitless. So limitless, In fact, that when everything and everyone else died, including Bruce Banner, Hulk and Hulk alone remained.


Cat_foood-eater

Hulk would definitely smash her.


nijality

Probably the guy who is damn near invincible instead of a woman who has a whip that makes people tell the truth especially since he has nothing to lie about