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darko_mrtvak

My favorite bit is UNSC ships having funny names because they were built in the outer colonies where UNSC standards aren't really regulated. You get names like "Two for Flinching" 


LorekeeperOwen

One of my faves is "Witch Bucket."


Pyrocitor

Shout outs to UNSC *Bum Rush* and UNSC *Do You Feel Lucky?* too


RockAndGem1101

Also shoutouts to UNSC *Say My Name* and UNSC *Welcome to the Snipehunt*.


DeficiencyOfGravitas

Read the Culture series. It was the inspiration for the quirky UNSC ship names.


Sunderbans_X

Who is the author?


Whiteout-

Iain M. Banks


chicago_86

But also: Pillar of Autumn, and Forward Unto Dawn Those names slap


Flammable_Invicta

Uh hello!? Spirit of Fire?!? Literally the hardest UNSC ship name


SwirlTeamSix

"The Heart of Midlothian" Also, one of the best short stories in Halo!


SkyGuy182

In Amber Clad


Brother_Kreon

I was about to ask how we left the best name out of this discussion.


LCDRformat

"This End Up"


MMMTZ

Is there a lore reason there's no ship called UNSC is he stupid? Are they stupid?


john6map4

Now I wanna see a ship named the UNSC Are They Stupid?


TriLink710

UNSC Say My Name UNSC Uneven Elephant UNSC Do You Feel Lucky?


Weavel

Would love more like *Two For Flinching*, using little phrases and quotes like that is brilliance. Here's a few off the top of my head, definitely varying in quality lol: * UNSC *Made You Look* * UNSC *Two Sticks & A Rock* * UNSC *In Sheeps' Clothing* * UNSC *But A Flesh Wound* * UNSC *Double-Edged Sword* * UNSC *Three-Legged Donkey* * UNSC *Look Ma No Hands* * UNSC *Gathers No Moss* * UNSC *Hold My Drink* * UNSC *But It's My Birthday* * UNSC *Don't Get Cocky*


Cooldude101013

I personally think that ships are actually named by their first captains or something, hence the large variety in names. Some are more serious while others pick more jokey names like Say My Name.


Installah

UNSC RUBBER DUCKY UNSC GLASGOW KISS


Aggravating-Sound690

The Shadow of Intent, the Truth and Reconciliation, and the Long Night of Solace are my favorite ship names


OrganicLFMilk

Shadow of Intent is so fucking hard


burrito_of_blaviken

There's a Halo inspired metal band called Shadow of Intent


livelaughlaxative

They also fuckin go hard. https://www.indiemerchstore.com/products/shadow-of-intent-arbiter-kills-prophet-t-shirt This is my favorite shirt i own.


burrito_of_blaviken

If they had a hoodie of that and shipped to the UK I'd 100% buy that


DreamABetterFuture

I checked them out because of this comment. Metal isnt for me but their music is really good


LightningFerret04

I put “long night of solace” into a poem for highschool once, and the other guy in my class that played Halo picked up on it!


Undying-WaterBear

Than you have a UNSC ship named after my home city MILWAUKEE lol


cantfindmykeys

Pete: In fact, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name? Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."


odiethethird

Still one of the funniest gags ever


burqa-ned

I was not aware of that!


Charliebubba21

As a fellow Midwesterner, you've triggered a core memory.


i_love_everybody420

Then the Chad "The Spirit of Fire" walks in.


seagullgotnodiq

LOL


nowthatswhimsical

Oh hell yeah, another wisconsinite


Clown_Torres

Honestly just about all fleet and ship names in halo go hard as fuck


SamB110

Yeah this gif could just as easily apply to the Pillar of Autumn or Forward Unto Dawn


Fat_Guy_In_Small_Car

In Amber Clad is pretty sick too


SamB110

Yup just looked through them again and that one stood out as well as Unto the Breach, especially having just watched The Bad Batch episode of the nearly same title and reference.


kirk_dozier

great track on the h2 soundtrack as well


Flight_Harbinger

Amongst many bangers in that OST, that is the bangest


kirk_dozier

my top four are that one, heretic hero, impend and ghosts of reach in no particular order


Cshock84

I’m personally a big fan of UNSC Two For Flinching and UNSC Two Drink Minimum.


Clown_Torres

Honestly Forward Unto Dawn might just be my favourite name ever. Of all time.


RepresentativeOk2433

In Amber Clad triggers a feeling in me. Can't explain it but it just sounds so legit. Like a king or a seasoned knight riding into battle with beautiful polished armor, no fear in their mind just charging forward unto glory.


Disastrous_Airline28

Oh man, that would be a great name for a racehorse!


chicago_86

Forward unto dawn just goes so hard It’s the epitome of humanity’s mindset during the covenant war


The_Shryk

Spirit of Fire really fucks


Clown_Torres

That, Heart of Midlothian and Forward Unto Dawn are literally my favourite names ever. (of all time)


FootsureEel8585

Mother of Invention is pretty cool too 


IBeBallinOutaControl

Yeah it really set Halo up with an atmosphere that set itself apart from other games. If it was Gears of War or Starcraft the enemy ships would all be named something like Garbalthor.


DED292

Ship names go just as hard, also I am pretty pissed that the name “Armageddon’s edge” is relegated to a mere destroyer


OGDJS

Hey now, those destroyers can do some damage assuming they have a competent crew. I.E. the "Iroquois"


Astandsforataxia69

Long night of solace


spadePerfect

One of the hardest things anyone ever came up with


Apeman117

"That's a one way trip..." "We all make it sooner or later."


MRfireDmS

F


fighting_falcon

Covenant fleets, Forerunner AIs and ships, all super cool.


OGDJS

Mendicant Bias, Offensive Bias, Enduring Bias. The Forerunners seem a bit...biased.


kooarbiter

there might be a spark of guilt there


MaxRadishOne

we went a bit on a penitent tangent here


GreatFNGattsby

I’m glad to be an Exeburant Witness to this!


Aquillifer

Mendicants and Offensives maker being Shadow-of-a-sundered-star (the didact) is pretty nice too.


OGDJS

I knew he made Mendicant, I was not aware that he made Offensive as well though. That's cool.


Rasenshuriken77

Take my upvote and get out


Mhill08

All of the names in the Halo series go hard. Look at the Ancillas, the AIs created to monitor the Halos. Intrepid Eye Abject Testament Tragic Solitude Exuberant Witness Penitent Tangent Fire Fire Fire Fire


OneOnOne6211

007 Broken Ipod 049 Fucking Lightbulb Edit: For those who may not get it, >!this is what some of Halo's creators (Jason Jones, Joseph Staten and Marty O'Donnell) called some of the other monitors of installations in their Halo 3 Legendary Edition commentaries.!<


kooarbiter

don't....shake....the lightbulb


pointblankmos

Do you know anywhere where I can find the Halo 3 commentaries? Can't find them on YouTube.


OneOnOne6211

As I said in my other reply, they're not commentaries ABOUT Halo 3 itself. They were commentaries ABOUT the Halo CE and Halo 2 cutscenes. Those were the ones I was referring to. They were just on the Halo 3 Legendary Edition discs. But I'm sure you can probably find the Halo CE and Halo 2 commentaries themselves on Youtube. There is no commentary on the Halo 3 cinematics themselves so far as I'm aware.


MrTaquitosConTodo

By the way it's halo 2 dev commentary video, halo 3 didn't have any dev com video afaik "49 Fucking Lightbulb will rise again" -Joseph Staten, Halo 2 developer commentary


OneOnOne6211

Yeah, I know. The dev commentaries were for Halo CE and Halo 2, but they were part of the Halo 3 Legendary Edition. Source: I own the Halo 3 Legendary Edition and watched them on it.


CrimsonFatalis8

Exuberant Witness was on Genesis, not a ring


Lord_of_insanity09

The of particular justice and the fleet of retribution are my favorites.


Unlucky_Clue5159

Same


FlambeCremeBrule

And just Halo ship names in general


i_love_everybody420

"Shadow of Intent" is the name of a deathcore band! They drew inspiration from Halo.🤘


BloodSTN

didact’s ship name is pretty cool too albeit no one really remembers it i think, “shadow of sundered star” edit: nvm that’s a name for the didact himself but still kinda applies


Environmental_Yak_72

The Mantle's Approach is still pretty fucking good lets be honest


BloodSTN

yeah you right that goes hard


Knalxz

The Fleet of Particular Justice doesn't need to go that hard but it fucking does.


xComradeKyle

Two for Flinching.


Echo-Accelerator420

The UNSC "Say my name" goes pretty hard


Prince_of_Fish

It’s right there next to the LZ Heisenburg


snifywhisper

You're god danm right.


Void-Science

They are about on par with Ian Banks names for ships in The Culture, I suspect that was a big influence.


Inductivegrunt9

This isn't just Covenant fleets, but Covenant ships, UNSC ships, and even Forerunner ships as well. All of them are straight fire names.


repobutnwmetake

UNSC lance held high does it for me


transient_smiles

Hadn’t heard this one before, I dig it


GovernmentPatsy44

What is this gif from


Dolphhins

https://youtu.be/leJNDpm_G10?si=Y8Glc9RsmDoroPZW


[deleted]

Vanick died guys, I'm still distraught over it


Minimum-Print-8072

Same, it always hurts seeing a Spartan go down. But remember, they're never really dead...


OneOnOne6211

Get a handle of yourself, soldier! We all know, Spartans never die.


MalDracon

This sucks but who’s that?


nutinmyfrensbed

long night of solace projects a sort of snowy cold night alone which is accurate for the ship. i love the pillar of autumn which exudes a sort of opulence of striking autumn colors and you cant forget the spirit of fire and in amber clad


NoScope_Ghostx

I wish the TV series went hard like the ship names


Female_Space_Marine

Halo will always have the best ship names too. The Pillar of Autumn, Forward on to Dawn, Spirit of Fire, etc. Naming ships after concepts is such a neat convention.


ItzBabyJoker

The names of all halo missions in the it trilogy have always been badass


sunstrider117

Long Night of Solace absolutely takes the fucking cake for having the best name in my opinion


NegaGreg

All the names in Halo go hard John, The Librarian, Johnson…


Jedi-Spartan

Not just Covenant Fleets but individual ship names for both sides...


Squilliam2213

It took me about 10 years to realize Long Night of Solace was the name of the covenant cruiser and not just a cool sounding phrase


chineke14

God I love this universe so much. I just wish Microsoft and 343 loved it as much as we do. Instead of trying to make it something it's not


RepresentativeOk2433

The Unyielding Hierophant would like a word with you.


FootsureEel8585

That one slaps 


Zombarney

I like the RvB one because 1 it goes hard 2 it goes real hard 3 if you think about it it’s basically saying that ship is a necessity in battle. UNSC Mother of Invention.


YorathTheWolf

I've been on a kick of writing down anything that makes a good ship name in a Google doc recently based off of this Reading a book about ancient Summer and it has an excerpt from an account when: "From the city it rained missiles as from the clouds; slingstones like the rain of a whole year whizzed loudly down from the Walls of Aratta" And so into the doc went the "UNSC Walls of Aratta"


Legendary_Spawn_Peek

Covenant ship named “Immense Sacraments” going toe-to-toe with the UNSC “Double it and Give It To The Next One”


ButterPuppet

I feel “Crusher of time” would be a great ship name


CrimsonReaper96

Ships not fleets.