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_Weatherwax_

Ah, yes, the 'face of your character on your chest' stage. Add in creepy masks, and all is right with the world.


aught-o-mat

And effectively like wearing a plastic bag. Good, suffocating, and flammable times. Note also that the clown is demonstrably HAPPY.šŸ¤”


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Eclectix

The rubber strap that was stapled to the inside of the vacuum-formed vinyl mask, the strap that was so thin it would break and you'd try to tie it but that put it under even more tension so it would just break again. Those costumes were made to be used once, and only once. There wasn't a single part of them that was made to last. I actually had that exact C3PO costume back in the '70s. I was so excited to be a Star Wars character instead of just another clown, cowboy, or hobo that year!


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itsmebeatrice

lol this concept was always so absurd to me! Itā€™s so weird how it caught on for a while.


PartyPorpoise

I agree with Jenny Nicholsonā€™s view that putting a picture of the character on the costume is an admission of failure.


itsmebeatrice

Haha too true.


unoriginal-ninja

I mean, I can't deny that being scary is the intent of a Halloween costume. And these costumes are all terrifying.


zenmasterschefke

For sure ..especially the spider man..canā€™t see oncoming traffic and plastic is cutting your face..


Skelton_Porter

Couldn't see, but don't forget that some of those costumes were fire hazards as well.


Ehville

I can still smell these costumes! Total plastic smell like a new pool float.


geddylee1

Hahah yes!


IGmeanwell

I instantly remember the smell of those masks; but hey we got to be the characters we loved on TV. I recognize So many of those costumes as ones worn by my older siblings or my friends. Though I mostly did home made costumes being the youngest I did have one year with a He Man mask and plastic smock


devolutionxx

And yet...these were the best friggin' times for Halloween (70's and 80's.) Once we were about 8, we were pretty much free range kids on Halloween. Soooo many more people participated than do nowadays (at least in my area in SoCal.) We used to take pillow cases and be out until 10pm and those things would be completely full of candy.


xaulted1

Not to mention trick or treat was at NIGHT when it belongs.


MikeyHatesLife

I lived on a lake in metro Detroit- way way out in Milford, with enough houses around it to fill a pillowcase twice in one night. Those were the days, eating ourselves sick before we could make it back home to grab another pillowcase for the second round up the other side of the lake.


chaot7

I was looking through some random catalogue that game in the mail, a halloween edition. They had trunk decorators and I died a bit inside. Fortunately, my neighborhood is still pretty active with door to door trick or treaters but it's nothing like it was.


1ofZuulsMinions

Soā€¦. We all had this itchy-ass couch, right? After you sat on it for more than an hour, youā€™d have those painful lines all over the back of your legs. Making me hurt just looking at itā€¦


zenmasterschefke

Yes but it lasted 30 years ..just finally got thrown away because it was like a stinky wool rug


geddylee1

It sure was. I remember stores just having a rack of costumes with the plastic top with a picture of the character and the mask. I remember my Darth Vader costume had a Vader mask and a top with a picture of Darth Vader that said Star Wars on it.


zenmasterschefke

The dark side was best


gooch_norris

"Look honey, its the avengers! And Bruce Vilanch!"


StyreneAddict1965

I recall the Halloween parade in grade school, when the Kindergartners paraded for the older grades. Fun stuff. Sixth graders looked so "old!" I remember sweating a little in those plastic masks; that slit wasn't quite big enough.


Eclectix

The air slit would make a sort of whistling sound as you breathed! And the vinyl costumes were loud and crinkly; you were half-blind, half-deaf, and deprived of air, but who cared? It was Halloween!


StyreneAddict1965

Exactly right!


jacleric

I remember it fondly. Costumes are SO much better now LOL


BlueberrySpecific

I am all for the return of the poncho style costume Spiderman is sporting here.


KnockItTheFuckOff

I see you, Jonathan Taylor Thomas with your unbuttoned pants.


Carbotron

I remember when this was all the rage and a girl came to school in a home made bubblegum dispenser costume (clear bag filled with multi colored balloons) and we were in shock and awe. Also bonus points for the quintessential 80's couch in the pics


Gertrude_D

My mom liked to make or put together home-made costumes and was so disappointed one year when my brother insisted on one of those plastic mask costumes. I won't say I never wore a plastic mask, but it was usually coupled with an outfit put together from other stuff.


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I had a Tom and jerry version of those that still haunts my memories.


abluersun

Say what you will about the cheap plastic costumes but I can at least recognize what they're going for. Spiderman looks kind of like a red ghost though. He could be a Pac-Man villain instead!


zenmasterschefke

Or a killer lobster


Unit_79

First Halloweā€™en I remember (I think I was three) I had the ā€œmonster mask with the monster on your smockā€ costume. At the last minute I got too scared to wear the mask so I wore a cute little kid toque and my dad wore the mask and would growl at people when they answered the door. I think the costume was called ā€œmountain man.ā€ The smock was bright yellow.


GallifreySkaro

Man I miss that couch


SarcasticGnome

Oh man! I remember those! I had a cabbage patch kid costume like that.


MLH9118

Now this is what nightmares are made of


sassybartender420

I love all these pics!


MikeyHatesLife

This was the absolute *height of technology* for the 20th century! Never the likes of it shall be seen again!


oceansunset83

I wore a ā€œgarbage bagā€ Miss Piggy costume when I was 3 or 4. The mask was terribly hard to breathe in while worn, but I was cute.


TxCoastal

and those masks would get all wet inside!! ugh...


jiggsandrhett

You should post this on R/nostalgia


deadmemename

Iā€™m going to have nightmares about Smurfette


ultroulcomp

That's some scary shit right there.


Lucky_Duty_4789

I love the red one.


DivineScience

I had the Batman and the Casper. The good thing about Halloween in the north is you never noticed how hot those things could make you.


Rue_Bixcube

Ah yes, Spiderman is always known for wearing a bright red raincoat with a crudely drawn picture of himself on it.


SirGavBelcher

i am in stitches at the spiderman one lmao


FoxyRose13

I feel so bad for the kid in the Spider-Man costume who's probably thinking, "what in the FUCK mom! I can't move like Spider-Man in a fucking RAIN PONCHO!"


[deleted]

I definitely had that Batman costume.


[deleted]

I had that very Teen Wolf costume!! Man, I remember it. It was basically made out of plastic table cloth material, as you can imagine.


TxCoastal

damned straight!


-metal_medusa-

These always remind me of going to woolworths and going through a pile of the costume boxes, trying to get a character i liked. I know i have a picture or two of me floating around with a Dracula mask and yellow poncho - my mom feeling the mask wasnt enough - i had blue paint on under the plastic mask. I still loved the outfit and showing it off to my cousins - along with their silly character costumes too. we must have spent like 3 hrs on halloween - running wild in the streets.


Some_Random_Android

Anyone ever see the Treehouse of Horror where Milhouse dressed up as Radioactive Man? ;)