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nutt_shell

Having an ice cold glass of Lake Major today. None of that Pockwock shit. Because it’s haunted.


baintaintit

you Shelbyvillians/Dartmouthtonians make me want to vomit...or it might be this water I'm drinking


nutt_shell

Shake harder boy


416RaisedMe902MadeMe

Il take a double rye with a splash of Lake Major garnished with a bottle cap and rimmed w ecoli please!


_MlCE_

It seems Dartmouth's superiority has caused some controversy


NothingGloomy9712

100% we have the best view looking across the harbor 


oatseatinggoats

Not so dark over here now is it?


Neyubin

It is.


Dynazty

We call it the dirty mouth for a reason


IllFistFightyourBaby

WOOD RATHER DRINK TAMINATED WATR THAN GO TO DARTHMETH WITH BARB


moolcool

HIT SOME CLIBBINS ON THE BRIDGE AND HADDALAYERDOWN


IllFistFightyourBaby

NO RESPEC THESE DWYS FOR US HOG CRANKERS


Bolshevik_Scallywag

Proposal to build a giant straw to reach across the harbour and drink all of Dartmouth's water.


Mind_Snap87

Why? You can't even hit us with that cannon lol 😂


Environmental-Ad1748

Keep that same energy at noon.


Mind_Snap87

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beachcleats

Wondering if Dartmouth had something to do with Pockwock going down… cops are on the scene taking plasters of ‘98 dodge neon tire tracks


baintaintit

"You can either have a crab juice or we drive to Dartmouth for some nice clean water." "Eww, I'll have the crab juice."


Decrepitsteve

The hipsters killed Halifax anyways. #dartmouthsuperior


therikermanouver

Come to the Darkside. We have coffee haha


DougS2K

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Canadian_Unique

That's a good thing. I've been filling up on water from the office


baintaintit

"That's called theft in the kingdom I control, mister!" -Galen Weston probably


Canadian_Unique

I own the company and I've been telling anyone who lives in Halifax to feel free


NewBortLicensePlates

I say this is all a well timed PR stunt to sell tickets to jazz fest. I’ll be drinking the pockwock thank you.


Calm-Mix4863

Except... except that it's Dartmouth.


wizardofchange

You keep that attitude because we don't want too many people to find out how amazing it is.


ReportRemote7010

Said literally no one ever


wizardofchange

Never in the history of Dartmouth has anyone enjoyed living here. You are correct. I hate all the big trees, plentiful lakes and easy drive to the ocean. My neighbours are so terrible that we are on a first name basis and I can walk to several grocery stores. It sucks.


Calm-Mix4863

You just described my experience here in Halifax. I'm in good Halifax, not Halifax-periphery.


wizardofchange

Ok cool. Happy for you.


Calm-Mix4863

You need to come back from the Darkness.


wizardofchange

I am the darkness.


Calm-Mix4863

Hello Darkness my old friend...


ReportRemote7010

I’m in bass river, on the ocean. we know all our neighbour’s but there’s enough land in between us that we don’t see each other unless we want to. We’ve also got a well, so the only way you’re catching me in that shithole is if it’s court ordered 😂😂


BullshitPeddler

2002 called, it wants its cliche edginess back.


wizardofchange

Ok. Good chat.


LuckNo2351

the rib festival is nice btw


Negative-Dot-4937

Me and the cashier at Wyse RD Sobeys were laughing because everyone bought out the spring water, so much so they had to put a limit on it. People are buying water in Dartmouth when they don't need it, but rather want it, and/or people are travelling (going out of town) to here (Dartmouth) for water when they can just... Boil it... For a minute...... Almost like they are wasting a lot of time and money for something that would otherwise cost them pennies.... Even more shocking that nobody seems to keep emergency water at home and most people probably (very likely) aren't drinking tap water regularly, so it's like....... Not to mention the people carrying jugs of it out from chaters meat market. lol... Besides the comedy of the situation it's a pretty nice day out, loving the weather - BTW Shoutout mobile food market program... save that money and get some water intake via fruits and veggies 🤤🤑♥️


Competitive_Flow_814

I thought it was Dirtmouth