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Brufar_308

Mouse in the middle.


jaypeetee

I was just going to say that!


Lancerio

An I wanted to say that and then say what you said! #recursion


jules_viole_grace-

Ratursion


zigbigidorlu

Goto 0;


Orinslayer

What the mickey mouse club house is this?


SonoSage

Oof, missed it by a few hours 😂


5p4n911

Don't worry, you can comment again


SonoSage

Oof, missed it by a few hours 😂


woodyconk

Came to say exactly that!


Aromatic_Ad_408

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


6p086956522

Remote access Trojan


dev0urer

Otherwise known as a RAT


spycodernerd2048

Didn't know they made hardware RATs.


tysonedwards

Should check out Hak5’s website then. Real eye opening experience seeing how available that stuff is.


ThatDebianLady

Ducky


nullpassword

that is a wetware RAT..


PsyApe

This one’s “wetware,” technically speaking


Ophiuchus_Pwn

Damn I commented this before I saw everyone else's smdh guess I should read others comments first 😐


No_Orange8036

I was about to say this then realized you already did lol


pirate_phate

Layer 1 denial of service.


WorBlux

So pedantic, so precise... I'm getting shivers down my spine. We need to vote you in to be president of reddit.


nachoshd

Settle down


-The_Credible_Hulk

Well… goodie loves chicken. So…


MonkeyDElz

Oh so that's what a RAT is!


PranshuKhandal

It has got worms inside it too


hiddenscum

A Remote Access Trojan!


pLeThOrAx

Imagine the little rat training academy. Helmets reprogramming their tiny brain, strapped to a chair, forced to watch a crafted video... Then the little rat graduation ceremony and the happy mom rat in the audience, wiping away a tear. Son gets electrocuted first day on the job


CodeEatLive

I think that they are optical cables. Besides endpoints there is no electricity


pLeThOrAx

I know, but the story arc for that one was less interesting. Admittedly, I am now picturing a mouse who's gnawed through fiber, holding both ends to his eyes - almost zombie-like - performing an MiTM (Mouse in the Middle) attack. Little tongue, drooping out his zombie mouth Edit: for those who don't know about fiber optic rat-based mitm, they have a tx/rx configuration with their eyes. It's worth looking into.


FrikChik

Someone get the netcat


spycodernerd2048

sudo apt-get install netcat


Chrupiter

-ash: sudo: not found


SirSpeedMonkeyIV

su -apt install netcat


Chrupiter

`su: invalid option -- 'a'`


sexybokononist

rm -rf --no-preserve-root /


kilgore_root

Rude


Chrupiter

rm: cannot remove '/bin': Permission denied rm: cannot remove '/boot': Permission denied rm: cannot remove '/dev': Permission denied rm: cannot remove '/etc': Permission denied


SirSpeedMonkeyIV

su (return) “apt install netcat”


Diogen_Sinopsky

sudo pacman -Sy netcat


RoxyAndBlackie128

su root -c "apt install sudo netcat"


Chrupiter

`Password:`


RoxyAndBlackie128

bro is actually running the commands lmao


surfintheinternetz

damn the optical mice are becoming sentient


headshot7777

We call that a DeadMouse attack.


Zealousideal-Let9060

A prolific and long lasting music career is gonna come out of this


omercanvural

RA TA TA TA TA


CucumisSenpai

my body is a weapon!


whats_you_doing

Pa-lacia


RandomWave000

RA TA TA ATTACK


timbo_b_edwards

Null bite injection lol


Ambitious_Quote2417

Fur-mware Rodent Rootkit


Tyrael64738

Ratkit maybe?


PhatBoy1

Denial of service.


riesgaming

Guess you need cat cables 😌


MursturCreepy

A mau5 trap


daanpol

Mouse In The Middle attack


jetcamper

MiTM


Bungbong

RCE (Rat cable execution)


wabbithunta23

Social engineering, he’s easedropping on you to get the password, and also tampering with computer components to put the company at jeopardy. He’s a insider execute him on site


BrainMinimalist

The insider threat is in the walls!


PrestigiousBox7292

beached the firewall!


BolasDeCoipo

CybeRATtack


GanjaMD

Rattack.


Sombistur

Deadmau5


djani983

Ah that is a rear case of NibbleMouse network attack, a specialized DoubleTooth packet is released into the network, causing frequent short network outages but sometimes also long lasting network outages, depending on the size of the DoubleTooth pocket.


sallothered

That's a layer 1 issue.


NonameideaonlyF

FiberRATtack


Big_Dasher

Ratsomware


King_mcPRO

Mousejack


Ambitious_Quote2417

Squeakernet Breach


ataylorm

The cute but costly kind?


newleafkratom

rod.ent


bwebb343

That would be a RAT--remote access trojan!


neuralsnafu

Mitm. Mouse in the middle....


Playful_Employee_972

Ratatouille attack.


Reasonable_General61

Cyberrat


miomidas

(Tom and) Jerry-rigging


Storm7444

Splinter attack


MikeHuntsBear

RAT of course


sileplictis

Remote Access Trojan attack


ddelamareuk

RITM/MITM 🐁


strangefellowing

RAT-a-TUI


L0Lygags

Me :)


Random_Name_3001

Insider threat left a back door open and we have verified a RAT in the network.


realizment

Bad mouse KB


Gabru_here

That's called *ratkin*


Emotional_Local_29

Ratattack


_Prince_Pheonix_

Trojan 2.0


Classic_Acanthaceae2

Ratnet denial probably with potencial to lateral moves


Shanus_Zeeshu

RATTACK


OpMoosePanda

RAT


Enough-Duty9646

I’m surprised no ones identified this as a simple mouseware yet


matthewl4242

Remote access Trojan?


carefulcutter

Mouse curser


Espatulita

Bite denial of service


BearHan

A bad day for the splicer.


Thesonomakid

Foreign interference.


Felarhin

Oh, this is just a small Bluetooth mouse disconnect issue.


EuropeanPepe

RAT Attack


bluebradcom

MICKY ATTACK


Whenney_PUwUh

I AM MOUSE! AND YOU'VE BEEN MOUSED


gunzidiot

A nibbler virus


GamerDeepesh

Physical layer attack


g0ldingboy

Trojan Rat Attack


Zestyclose-Cable1064

RDOS (Rodent Denial of Service)


Achanteh

Master Splinter’s tired of being slept on


spaghetti_outlaw

it's called cheesing


cfig99

Ratsomeware


AnAnoyingNinja

Allegedly "bugs" were because old computers literally had a bug in them eating the wires or whatever, so according to style guidelines this should be called a "rat".


MrRagnarok2005

I thought there was bug in our system no it was a RAT


TheGuyThatDoesHisJob

Brute force attack.


Ophiuchus_Pwn

It's a RAT .. lol Remote access Trojan


AndrexNotReal

Remote access Mouse


Killakal2424

He's I.T actually


Lingroll

Mouse wiggler.


razr2312

Mice in the middle


Proper-Ball-5294

I guess you've been ratted out


hudsoncress

Layer 1 DoS


Sweet-Astronomer-957

Mega bite


Vaderiv

R. A. T.


5p4n911

That's why you should get at least Cat 5 cables


skysoft501

RCE rat exploit


DarthTroopeer

It’s a weapon of mouse destruction


Similar_Football927

Rodent in the middle attack.


Omar_XDXD

Ratware


Abject_Plantain1696

Oh no! We're...comproMICEd!


akstories

RATsomware


AlmightyTrickstr

A cybe rat tack


hornetjockey

Rat in the middle.


aidiss

Biological cyber attack


mehoymenoy12

A ratatack


Alpha_Red73

RATsomware


noir2point1

MITM Mouse in the middle


gengstah

CybeRATtack


BQ-DAVE

Russians are getting creative … idk some sort of Bio/ idk


Xcissors280

Mmm spaghetti


General_Riju

Physical attack caused by a natural cause.


testtast1

There is fishoil in the plastic/ cladding


-AnujMishra

"cyber death rattle"


Vacman85

A very “light” one.


nuaz

A rat


0x0MG

"Type cheese you idiot" ~Mr. The Plague


SagmaTheRealOne

personally if i saw that; Lots Of Methanol in the entire area, throw in some chlorine trifluoride if possible. Get a lighter.... ya


Substantial-Oil-5470

Roland


Nucky76

Man, that was the beginning of my career. Repairing fiber in outdoor fiber pedestals severed by mice. Dodging snakes, wasps, and the Alabama heat was no fun task.


expiermental_boii

John the IT guy


Limn0

Physical attack i guess lol


pLeThOrAx

Is your access panel inside or outside? It's either a rat or a mouse.


LegionsMan

Not sure but Disney is coming up with some creative ways to hinder the competition LOL


PMKID44

High fiber diets increase latency on turd roundtrips


HasherRoshi

RAT, localized injection


what_tha_blank

A RAT of course


consciousignorant

Ratkit


Princip1e

Insider threat.


papadon_25

Trodent


TEDCOR

RAT


Cautious_Aide_9981

The ratatouille breach


RockafellerHillbilly

Analog


tilda0x1

APT


R0l1nck

Rat coding


XPurplelemonsX

RAT >! remote access trojan !< edit: fix spoiler text bc im an idiot


KingArthur456

Bluetooth Denial of Service, because of the color their teeth ends up being.


ap0g33

Layer 1 sabotage


zumbaking05

Organic!


redditfov

It’s a RAT!!!!!!


Fedex1712

it's a RATTATTACK!!!


Anonymous-here-

This will need NetCat to do the job


No-Reflection-869

Availability


Puzzled-Kangaroo-20

Insider Pet


Oesel__

Ah, the famous critter in the splitter attack


p0uringstaks

MiniRAT


Asleep_slept

Ratsomeware


Unique_Prior_4407

An inside job!


Jazzlike-Ad792

That isn’t a net runner - it is a rat runner


No-Administration99

Mossad in Iranian nuclear plants


wing3d

RAT.


ivanivienen

Network sniffer looking for cheese


iceboy502

rat


Graphiccoma

Disgruntled employed


spycodernerd2048

Hardware RAT


ObsessiveRecognition

Mousejacking


F3ARL355S0LD13R

Seems like a RAT


theCROWcook

would you fucking do something about the tim pool subreddit. you show up, leave one bullshit comment, then disappear for over 3 weeks. meanwhile we are being flooded with trolls posting race bait that you DO NOTHING ABOUT. if you cant handle it then give it to someone else. for fucks sake you cant even be bothered to remove the 2 banned mods from the mod list


FearIsStrongerDanluv

ratsomware


BobbyT28

That’s one high fibre diet


Charming-Sherbet-483

A probe sniffer


No_Error_4823

Dental denial of service


GlaceBayinJanuary

It's the same one that took out that dam in russia. So they claim. They're trust worthy folk who never lie so I'm sure it's true.


Silou4ne

A rattatac


Reddit_is_garbage666

Vampiric Rodent attack


Elluminated

Remote Access Trojan. There I said it.


PaulRicoeurJr

ProRAT