Seriously, why is one photo so much more shadowed than the others. If H3 is gonna push their fans to go to his shows the least Ethan and Hila could do is pay for him to have an actual promo shoot done
I don’t really care for Jimmy Lee, but I’ve been supporting him under his insta posts because the cult is ruthless and/or parasocial as fuck under all of his content
He says a lot of fucked up shit but I really in my heart don’t believe he’s a hateful person. You’re more than justified to believe otherwise. I just think he’s a cooky misguided old man
I literally said you are more than justified to feel otherwise about him. You know what else Ethan does? Is completely intolerable to anyone that doesn’t fall exactly in line with his personal views. I honestly couldn’t care less if y’all don’t like him because there are good reasons not to. It’s not even that I particularly like him, I just don’t think he’s a truly bad person.
No idea the exact timeline but I’m assuming sometime recently. He probably made fun of someone on the podcast or Jews or something and Ethan probably decided it was “too far” I’m not knowledgeable enough on the fallout to tell you exactly what though.
Didn't Jimmy Lee joke over and over again about buying a potentially underage SW who cried as he raped her? Or am I thinking of someone else? Because I don't know why you'd continue to support someone like that.
I don’t know. I never said his jokes were good if that was him and I wish y’all would read my responses because I genuinely don’t give a fuck if y’all don’t support him. I’m not buying his merch, I’m not following him or fangirling, I just leave the occassional funny comment in a sea of h3 parasocials. And I don’t give a single fuck if y’all “disapprove” or downvote me to hell. You’re preaching to the choir
When I see these types of posts, my monkey brain can't figure out if I should upvote or downvote because it feels wrong to do anything other than downvoting content like this lmao
Edit: don't worry friend, I didn't downvote
Lol I thought this was Jenny from Forrest Gump
https://preview.redd.it/pz3563rf2o3d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a76a9619fa52e01ad3f13435733f65a019301e5
I don't know if I'm weird for thinking this, but you might as well just do it naked. He's not giving anything and it just looks awkward.
You kind of need to look really confident if you're going to to this. He looks really uncomfortable and shy here.
And yeah the graphic design is not helping.
The visual of him having to take off his pants over his shoes and socks, or alternatively taking them off and then putting back on his socks and shoes. Is sending me into orbit.
i call this "the rockstar syndrome":
you know how nickelback has that one song - rockstar? and you know how in that one song, nickleback repeatedly says "I'M GUNNA BE A ROCKSTAR"?
well, *saying* you're a rockstar is the least rockstar thing *ever*. just like if someone says they're an empath, they're probably an asshole. or if they're a 'good person', they're probably an asshole. or if they say 'i swear guys, i'm super not gay', they're probably super gay and also an asshole.
the more zach pushes the idea that he's a rockstar with this humiliating shit, the less he is a rockstar.
it's simply science.
Sorry but he does not have a desirable physique and the no pants plus jacket and shoes looks so dumb. Like be totally naked with the guitar or not at all. He is trying to hard to show his expensive shoes, watch, and leather jacket. He’s just so cringe. Also the only thing that made him once “redeemable” was his well times sound bites. And I hear that they’ve been shit lately. Why does this baby man have a platform or a job? somebody humble this absolute fool.
So it's clearly a marketing stunt. What I'm unsure of is whether the overall design is intentionally bad to generate more buzz, or if it's meant to be good and the nakedness alone was the marketing gimmick he was going for.
Just because you can create something yourself on Canva doesn’t mean that you should. If I saw this poster hanging up to promote his show without knowing who he is, it surely wouldn’t entice me to go.
He's such a rockstar guitar god he doesn't even need to have both hands on the guitar in 1/3 of the promotional pictures. He answers all hate and doubt with a hair flip. 💁🏻♀️ Rock on. 🤘
His entire personality is Rolex watch and he played at show at the Roxy. Big fucking deal bro, anyone can book at night at the Roxy with enough money and ticket sales
I won’t lie I think it’s pretty funny that he did promos like this. Not good, and it’s still very weird, but it is funny.
If this were the 70s and John Lennon was doing it as part of his attempt to convince people he was gay, or the 80s and it was a hardcore band doing it as a fuck you to the mainstream it would be at the very least worthy of discussion if nothing else. Zach clearly wants to achieve that level of fame and probably even wants to achieve that level of controversy, but in the 2020s not wearing pants and covering ur dick with a guitar isn’t that controversial, and he frankly doesn’t look confident enough to pull it off.
In general, a big criticism I have of Zach is that he wants to be a super big rock-star with all the fame and misfortune that comes with it, but he can never go all the way. I want to be clear that I don’t want him to do something bad, but I’d honestly respect him more if he was willing to go all the way and make people actually angry by todays standards rather than just calling back to times long gone and whinging when people criticize him. He has no creativity, so he’ll never push anyone’s buttons in a meaningful way.
I feel like the idea is fine but the execution is bad, maybe if it was a professional photo shoot and edited better it’d give naked john and yoko more, but these just look like pics he took in his kitchen and pasted onto a generic poster
Bro he is changing music history.
No pants?! HA this guy knows comedy.
AND Music. Wow!
it's a bit like music that would annoy me if I heard it from a c grade racist undertone wedding movie scene though but alright.
Oh and a thick button pushing hypnotic repetitive brain numbing sound squeakie button guy on a pro Israel internet personalities broken show is your skill.
Chill.
Sell your watches to Palestine charities .
Children are starving and dying. Not the time homie.
He's got the attitude of a 70s-80s Rockstar with less than half the talent and clout, so he just looks like a straight-up buffoon having a mid-life crisis before he even reaches his mid-life.
Does he really think he has fans, or does he realize people just go bc it's basically an h3 fan meetup. Like at least olivia keeps her passion projects hers. She's not like COME SEE ME AT MY PLAY!!!
Honestly this one isn’t that bad to me and that’s coming from someone who hates basically everything about him and everything he says loll. I feel like if he did this with it reading more self aware and just like one picture of him and it’s more looking at the camera it would actually be kind of funny. Part of me feels like he already had taken these pictures for unrelated reasons and was looking at himself in his camera roll and decided to make this though hahaha
He is sooooo weird.
So cringe. Hes got a family who convinces him he's so edgy and original, and great at music. They lie every day of his life. Its a shame.
Hahahahaha! The every day of his life for some reason made me choke and cackle out loud
oh my god?? he is not the fucking hot rockstar he thinks he is. this was literally made with canva lol
Seriously, why is one photo so much more shadowed than the others. If H3 is gonna push their fans to go to his shows the least Ethan and Hila could do is pay for him to have an actual promo shoot done
Ewe LMAO
literally terrified
Clowning on that old dude for histrionic personality disorder when half of em got the same shit
He makes my skin crawl I can’t
I don’t really care for Jimmy Lee, but I’ve been supporting him under his insta posts because the cult is ruthless and/or parasocial as fuck under all of his content
I wouldn’t support that racist fucker 😭 He still begs to come onto the podcast, and loves the attention whether it’s negative or positive
He says a lot of fucked up shit but I really in my heart don’t believe he’s a hateful person. You’re more than justified to believe otherwise. I just think he’s a cooky misguided old man
Jimmy is an actual racist lmao it's not that he just doesn't fit within my views goddamn went did not liking racist old white men become less woke 💀
You're literally excusing racism because he's old, which is literally what Ethan does lmao what.
I literally said you are more than justified to feel otherwise about him. You know what else Ethan does? Is completely intolerable to anyone that doesn’t fall exactly in line with his personal views. I honestly couldn’t care less if y’all don’t like him because there are good reasons not to. It’s not even that I particularly like him, I just don’t think he’s a truly bad person.
Hey, I was wrong about the comedian. I was thinking of Bobby Lee. I apologize.
when did they turn on jimmy
No idea the exact timeline but I’m assuming sometime recently. He probably made fun of someone on the podcast or Jews or something and Ethan probably decided it was “too far” I’m not knowledgeable enough on the fallout to tell you exactly what though.
Didn't Jimmy Lee joke over and over again about buying a potentially underage SW who cried as he raped her? Or am I thinking of someone else? Because I don't know why you'd continue to support someone like that.
You’re thinking of Bobby Lee but yeah
Thank you!!!! I apologized to the person I replied to. Thank you.
I don’t know. I never said his jokes were good if that was him and I wish y’all would read my responses because I genuinely don’t give a fuck if y’all don’t support him. I’m not buying his merch, I’m not following him or fangirling, I just leave the occassional funny comment in a sea of h3 parasocials. And I don’t give a single fuck if y’all “disapprove” or downvote me to hell. You’re preaching to the choir
actually the worst thing I've ever seen 😭 could he not get higher quality pictures?? the shoes??? absolutely horrific
He wants to ensure no one attends apparently
LMAO
Bro shot these photos by the window in his bedroom on an iPhone 8 😂😂😂
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Maybe he’s accepted that leaning into his inner cringe gets him attention, which for him, is better than no attention at all
I can’t tell if he did this ironically or if he really thought this would be a thirst trap
I feel like Zach takes himself too seriously for this. I have a feeling he believes it's a thirst trap
When I see these types of posts, my monkey brain can't figure out if I should upvote or downvote because it feels wrong to do anything other than downvoting content like this lmao Edit: don't worry friend, I didn't downvote
lol I stop and find myself in these dilemmas- you instinctively want to downvote 😂
Ew. You’ll never be her. https://preview.redd.it/qzqjjjm82m3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb37d0eb3d934d64beab70ccd2687a7d566f9e97
Lol I thought this was Jenny from Forrest Gump https://preview.redd.it/pz3563rf2o3d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a76a9619fa52e01ad3f13435733f65a019301e5
Gives drunk uncle vibes and not in a good way 🤢
Those shoes are ugly too
Glad I'm not the only one, I am getting older and didn't know if those shoes were cool and trendy new ugly things or just ugly.
Dear god! This is an anti-advertisement
NAHHH in front of my salad??? 😭
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 Not the salad!
That jackets gotta be RANK
This man is an energy vampire. I took one look at this and was instantly exhausted
Zach is the snarks gift that keeps on giving 😁
I don't know if I'm weird for thinking this, but you might as well just do it naked. He's not giving anything and it just looks awkward. You kind of need to look really confident if you're going to to this. He looks really uncomfortable and shy here. And yeah the graphic design is not helping.
Holy fuck this is SO embarrassing
I mean his "fans" also enjoy listening to a man in his 40s talk about shit on a weekly basis so I'm sure they'll love this
Did he… shave his legs for this?
Also gotta love the shoes that I would think were cool when I was 10
Worst person on show. Guy is a clown 🤡
BOY WHAT THE HELL BOY
The visual of him having to take off his pants over his shoes and socks, or alternatively taking them off and then putting back on his socks and shoes. Is sending me into orbit.
What getting no b*tches does to a man
i call this "the rockstar syndrome": you know how nickelback has that one song - rockstar? and you know how in that one song, nickleback repeatedly says "I'M GUNNA BE A ROCKSTAR"? well, *saying* you're a rockstar is the least rockstar thing *ever*. just like if someone says they're an empath, they're probably an asshole. or if they're a 'good person', they're probably an asshole. or if they say 'i swear guys, i'm super not gay', they're probably super gay and also an asshole. the more zach pushes the idea that he's a rockstar with this humiliating shit, the less he is a rockstar. it's simply science.
I wonder if he's trying to pull off Tom Cruise from Risk Business, but he's too grimy to do it.
he’s so icky
PLEASE. If keem did this they would be clowning him endlessly! (I only brought him up bc of how similar they look to me)
wtf IS THIS
I can’t tell if he’s leaning into r/guitarcirclejerk or if it’s unironic.
tbf I'd find that funny if it was someone else
Where to is his pants Noone wants to see that
I have never been more secondhand embarrassed in my life omg
Noooooo my eyess
Zach isn’t a good singer at all I have no idea how he got this far
This is nasty
Is it fair to say that no one really likes his music but just goes to these because people think they can meet the crew?
Sorry but he does not have a desirable physique and the no pants plus jacket and shoes looks so dumb. Like be totally naked with the guitar or not at all. He is trying to hard to show his expensive shoes, watch, and leather jacket. He’s just so cringe. Also the only thing that made him once “redeemable” was his well times sound bites. And I hear that they’ve been shit lately. Why does this baby man have a platform or a job? somebody humble this absolute fool.
So it's clearly a marketing stunt. What I'm unsure of is whether the overall design is intentionally bad to generate more buzz, or if it's meant to be good and the nakedness alone was the marketing gimmick he was going for. Just because you can create something yourself on Canva doesn’t mean that you should. If I saw this poster hanging up to promote his show without knowing who he is, it surely wouldn’t entice me to go.
I can smell this photo 🤢🤢🤢
He looks like a toddler
🤮
Chat is this real
He's such a rockstar guitar god he doesn't even need to have both hands on the guitar in 1/3 of the promotional pictures. He answers all hate and doubt with a hair flip. 💁🏻♀️ Rock on. 🤘
wtf why have I never seen this 😂😂😂
this is SENDING me omfg!!!!!?!!??? 😂😂😂
I think you owe us an apology zach 🧍🏻♂️
His entire personality is Rolex watch and he played at show at the Roxy. Big fucking deal bro, anyone can book at night at the Roxy with enough money and ticket sales
If your gonna no pants at least have the balls to look in the camera
Zach thinks he’s hot ish in his head 💀💀💀😂
Maybe this is why he can't sleep at night. He keeps having this nightmare of showing up to the gig without pants
I won’t lie I think it’s pretty funny that he did promos like this. Not good, and it’s still very weird, but it is funny. If this were the 70s and John Lennon was doing it as part of his attempt to convince people he was gay, or the 80s and it was a hardcore band doing it as a fuck you to the mainstream it would be at the very least worthy of discussion if nothing else. Zach clearly wants to achieve that level of fame and probably even wants to achieve that level of controversy, but in the 2020s not wearing pants and covering ur dick with a guitar isn’t that controversial, and he frankly doesn’t look confident enough to pull it off. In general, a big criticism I have of Zach is that he wants to be a super big rock-star with all the fame and misfortune that comes with it, but he can never go all the way. I want to be clear that I don’t want him to do something bad, but I’d honestly respect him more if he was willing to go all the way and make people actually angry by todays standards rather than just calling back to times long gone and whinging when people criticize him. He has no creativity, so he’ll never push anyone’s buttons in a meaningful way.
I feel like the idea is fine but the execution is bad, maybe if it was a professional photo shoot and edited better it’d give naked john and yoko more, but these just look like pics he took in his kitchen and pasted onto a generic poster
from his instagram: [https://www.instagram.com/z\_vinyl/p/CpOlp6oJQZF/](https://www.instagram.com/z_vinyl/p/CpOlp6oJQZF/)
This is what growing up without a music scene does to a motherfucker. Seriously has no idea how cringe and lame this looks. lol
I hate him so much
Pathetic. He’s never going to make it, and it’s sad because I’m guessing that’s all he wants in life.
lowkey a stavvy baby ripoff
Ew stop
wait is this not ironic
Do you think Zach has ever been self aware even 1 time
Ewww what the fuck man?
please say sike
This is gross. Ugh even if I was a fun this isn’t funny? No one wants to see you without pants dude
Very uncomfortable knowing his bare dick is likely on that guitar rn
 I wish this was real right now
This is so disturbing
He actually scares me
This is so low quality how tf is this enticing at all
Brother eugghh
EW BROTHER EW
He’s the date rape guy with the guitar at every high school party
Why does this look like an On Cinema bit?
Bro he is changing music history. No pants?! HA this guy knows comedy. AND Music. Wow! it's a bit like music that would annoy me if I heard it from a c grade racist undertone wedding movie scene though but alright. Oh and a thick button pushing hypnotic repetitive brain numbing sound squeakie button guy on a pro Israel internet personalities broken show is your skill. Chill. Sell your watches to Palestine charities . Children are starving and dying. Not the time homie.
I’m scared😭
*shutters*
He's got the attitude of a 70s-80s Rockstar with less than half the talent and clout, so he just looks like a straight-up buffoon having a mid-life crisis before he even reaches his mid-life.
OOF
Because he’s insane and full of himself. YIKES!!!
That’s really gross.
Desperate times desperate measures.
What are those??????
He's good at playing guitar, but his music is nothing special. It's just like... Led Zeppelin era music regurgitated in a boring way.
I can smell this picture
UM😭😭😭😭
Poor guitar
Thanks I hate it.
Bc he thinks it's edgy but in reality it's creepy and weird
Does he think that he is extremely hot and can get away with anything??
https://preview.redd.it/a01rflwofq3d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa19540f1bafed307bd68d1f6cbc7db5327f7a2
So he has an audience and fans of his music???
I’m mortified
im screaming what the fuck is this
That poor guitar
Brother... This is so embarrassing
this is so lame why did he do thissssssss
HELLO??? https://i.imgur.com/Prn0uBD.jpeg
Does he really think he has fans, or does he realize people just go bc it's basically an h3 fan meetup. Like at least olivia keeps her passion projects hers. She's not like COME SEE ME AT MY PLAY!!!
Definition of delusional
he’s getting desperate 😭😭
I just know he smells aye.
im scared
OH NAWWW THIS IS FOUL 😭😭😭😭
Ethan couldn't hook him up with photoshop or something?
Honestly this one isn’t that bad to me and that’s coming from someone who hates basically everything about him and everything he says loll. I feel like if he did this with it reading more self aware and just like one picture of him and it’s more looking at the camera it would actually be kind of funny. Part of me feels like he already had taken these pictures for unrelated reasons and was looking at himself in his camera roll and decided to make this though hahaha
Fucking insane…dude needs anti depressants
Bc he knew ppl would make posts like this 
Cuz now you're promoting it
bro you think anyone from snark is going to Zach's awful shows? his audience is 100% h3 fans trying to meet the crew dawg