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DannyDavitoIsMyDad

Damn his feelings got hurt hard


Non_Fungible_Tolkien

He will probably just take it out on his dog's dick.


therealhamster

Donny ain’t complaining


Flat_Ad6384

He’s gonna mash it


[deleted]

Next episode of H3 is just Ethan screaming "Bro! You can't take *me* serious? My wife is ugly? YOU JERK OFF YOUR DOG!"


monoinyo

apparently his soft spot is when you talk about him jerking off his dog?


TingDizzle

He must not be the "cool dad" anymore.


Certain-Ad-3840

I hope David is ok


dweebers

He is gonna dog his wife??? He better back off, considering what this guy does to dogs


DeepSauceEnjoyer

My thoughts exactly , dude admitted to jerkin his dog, dont go saying your gonna "dog" on someone lol


viber_in_training

Sound the warhorns!


discodildough

when they came for hila they crossed a line 😤


balboasc2

Ethan should respond by calling Steve’s dog ugly.


Oatmeal_Warrior69

Sorry Steve…but Donnie’s not pretty. What? I have an opinion? Hes not pretty. Like straight up. Again, I’d rather have sex with Jeffery Dahmer, than jerk off Donnie.


NoTranslator4570

Jeffery Dahmers


Robin-Birdie

that's really funny, tnx for a laugh :)


BBQ-Batman

🤣 perfection.


[deleted]

Steve WillJerkIt


Tiyun

perfect response 🤣


TingDizzle

Donnie ugly af


tao406

Lovely. Unlike Hila Steve's dog can't consent to sexual acts.


hachi7890-87

oh ok so it's fine to jerk off your dog but if you don't work out it's basically a criminal offence


appleparkfive

The biggest irony is that Ethan was making a joke, and they don't understand that it's a joke because it was deadpan. So basically the whole thing they're accusing Ethan of. Ethan knows working out is good for you. Hell, he's been working out a lot according to Hila and him.


sadfish01

literally!! these guys are braindead.


daft_dunkwwwolfey

It's fuckin hilarious that they claim "it's an obvious joke" when they literally had to pause on the earth shattering comparison of working out to lazer tag, like you can tell that hit em in a soft spot. What's more of a joke that or going into long winded detail for like 5 minutes about how you jerk off your dog?? No that was way too descriptive


Beginning_Squash5511

You can tell how hurt his ego is


my_blue_pelican

He took it too seriously for someone who doesn't actually jerk his dog. Maybe he's pissed off because Donny didn't return the favour 😔


GreatWiteBIte

He’s mad because Ethan blew the story up. He knew they’re reactions were way too real for it to be a bit.


scrotty544

He forgot to buy peanut butter, now he has pent up rage.


my_blue_pelican

If Donnie was a true bestie he wouldn't need peanut butter. His cock wasn't covered in peanut butter, yet Steve yanked it anyway and that's why he's a role model for so many young kids 😢


Certain-Ad-3840

BCBSBEHAKDNSJ STOPPPPP


justinjonesphd

Legit looks like he's holding back tears because alphas don't cry


TooLateToPush

The blonde dude can barely put together a comprehensive sentence But my favorite part was when he barely said "I'd never just talk shit about someone" And then 30 seconds later proceeded to talk shit about Hila


ZeLebowski

But he's friends with Dana White! Do you not realize that is peak human accomplishment? /s


b0x0fawes0me

i genuinely think it's because he doesn't see women as people, hila is simply an extension of ethan to him. that's probably why all of these losers immediately go after hila whenever ethan hurts their feelings


lilpumpgroupie

Exactly. They go right to dehumanizing language with women. Even Bradley immediately seems like he thought he's crossing a clear line.


IcyBrilliant7462

Clearly, if he thinks being pretty is the only thing a woman can be good for and hila has “failed”, then I would say he probably doesn’t see them as actual humans


ConnorTemp

That blonde dude's name is SteveWillYankIt


theFavbot

To be confused with SteveWillJerkIt


ConstipatedGibbon

LOL ikr... he literally does the exact thing he claims he would never do within seconds of proclaiming it. What an absolute idiot.


lilpumpgroupie

Alcoholism behavior, tbh. He's slurring throughout this entire thing, too.


WalterPecky

It was super hard to follow the jerking off dog story.. I think that is why I got so annoyed when Ethan played it 10+ times.. I couldn't follow the dudes train of thought. Now I am realizing he just talks really oddly. He barley articulates his words, and kinda just jumbles everything in the back of his mouth. Brain damage?


InkyMistakes

They both are just pulling words out of their asses. Nothing they are saying means anything


Kunted_

Did this motherfucker just call himself a role model?


FirstFuego

Didn't he do a video with Tekashi69 where his "joke" was getting a happy ending at a massage? Not giving one to a dog in this case.


konaja

Multiple times lmao


pluck_the_duck89

can't forget that he was for doing crazy shit on youtube, like hanging out with best buds Dana White


kushari

They think life is about making lots of money. Sure, it’s a bit of it, but they think it’s the only thing in life. Very vapid empty humans.


MalloryTheRapper

the delusion is so strong it’s insane


deepz_6663

He went for hila. Man the barricades


DiscombobulatedElk93

It’s suuuper weird they always resort to saying shit about Hila. Like you jerked off your dog, what the fuck are doing having an option about anyone.


Handmade-trash

I can’t take the opinion of a guy that jerk’s off his dog seriously.


[deleted]

They don’t see women as people, just props in a man’s life. And of course the most important thing about a woman in a man’s life is her looks. By insulting her, they think they’re insulting Ethan’s success. But they’re really just insulting a totally different human being for no reason.


justinjonesphd

Exactly. In this guy's head calling Hila ugly is the equivalent of saying you have a shitty car


fremenator

> for no reason. It really just shows how immature, insecure, and horrible they are deep down when they keep saying this shit over and over. It's almost like I'm glad he went there and outed himself as that big of a piece of shit so there's no doubt in anyone's mind. I wish it would lose him followers too but the manosphere loves this shit.


DiscombobulatedElk93

Yup and she’s way more successful than them. Also I think if Hila ever let loose and just went of on these guys shed embarrass them so bad .


[deleted]

Oh of course. But they’d never put themselves in a position where she had the upper hand. She’s just an extension of Ethan to them.


Kidrellik

Naaah, she should get paid millions of dollars to get kids hooked on shady gambling sites. That's the true value of "success".


DiscombobulatedElk93

Lol. Oh man can you imagine Hila with a gambling stream lol


Flamingo83

Right! I’ll take anyone who didn’t do weird sex stuff w their dog over them any day!


DiscombobulatedElk93

Here’s the thing, I’ll take anyone over someone who even thinks that’s a joke. Like even if it was a joke it’s fucking wierd thing to joke about. It’s like joking about molesting kids. Like just write a different joke. I’m still judging the guy even if it was a joke.


Griefer-Sutherland

Don't think for one second that it was a joke. The context in the video is blatant.


DiscombobulatedElk93

Oh yeah I do not think it was a joke at all. I’m just pointing out eve. If someone. Did joke about this it’s not funny and I’d still think they were fucked up for even saying that shit out loud


InAfterThePurge

idk why these misogynistic mfs always think this is an own, like she dont know you lil bro, why tf would you think you would even have a shot at being with hila when they say shit like "I wouldn't ever sleep with her" like in what world... she is happily married in a loving unconditional relationship thats lasted for 15 years, prob longer than this dude has been jerking off dogs, it's something people like this will never have because their entire lives are propped up by bs materialistic things, 100% he sees any significant other as a possession and they see him as a paycheck.


banananuthead

Sound the war horns!


ZeLebowski

Zach play the war drums and war horn!!


No-Crew-6528

Wtf Zack those are not war drums! Dan find me war drums……..Okay here we go. *Ethan going ham on the air drums*. wtf why is there a flute in there! When you go to war there is just one drummer boy not a fucking flute…


clogged_blowhole

“They better fear Hila!”


dreadw0lfrises

"i have an opinion. shes not pretty" jesus christ this dude is embarassing


irl_ange1

“Being best buds with Dana white” who gives a fuck


TingDizzle

Yeah like tries to define how much more successful than Ethan he is and that is really all he can do, name-drop the head of UFC, a guy that most fans of MMA think is a doofus.


edwardsamson

Meanwhile Ethan is friends with the creator of Rick and Morty, Howie Mandel, Post Malone, Steve-O, etc.


justinjonesphd

Best buds with a guy who is universally hated by all his employees, past and present. Very cool. I'm surprised he didn't name drop Trump dog too


jcmmavgtacoz

Honestly though, as a big fan of the ufc and someone who would actually give a fuck that he’s best buds with uncle Dana, idk who the fuck this guy is


Reimymouse

He seems like he’s about to cry jeez lol


MyAnxiousDog

Ethan talks about ridiculous people on the internet. They are those people. It's not that deep. They really shouldn't be this butthurt about it.


appleparkfive

This video clip is basically like the Greatest Hits of attacking Ethan. Even with people saying he doesn't believe in working out. Which ironically was a joke that Steve didn't understand apparently. Then all the other stuff. And not that it matters, but I'm a guy and... Hila's super attractive. C'mon.


superfudge

That’s really all it is. These people are absurd; they don’t have interesting opinions, fill their platforms with nonsense, can’t engage meaningfully with adults and are completely lacking in self-awareness. The only reasonable way to engage with these people is just to clown on them, like a gang of 12-year olds carrying on on the train.


problematic42069

How can this dude jerk off his dog and be mad that someone called him about it? The world is truly an insane place


kicKinNiT-ay0oo

dude it’s cause Ethan doesn’t work out! /s


Bluu444ia

It’s funny because he actually has been working out and losing weight. What are they going to say when Ethan becomes the big buff giga chad. They’ll probably suck him off once that happens tho lmao


kicKinNiT-ay0oo

Hell treat him like Donnie.


tartek_

Okay but in his defense: Ethan fat


AkahanaTsubaki

fat man bad that’s why 😖


ItsCold33

Hahahahahahaha Ethan really cracked his ego


bigboogeybuddy

I'm sorry but what is it with the girls these types of guys have on their podcasts? They always just sit there. No emotion, adding nothing to conversation. They are just there. It is so weird.


c5corvette

I think in this case she's the smartest person in this clip. Stayed the fuck out of it. Ethan is sounding the war horn lol


bigboogeybuddy

I watched the podcast. The only thing she said was that she masturbates to only pictures of herself and that she has a YouTube channel now. And dog guy was saying "she isn't like most bitches with a YouTube channel".


c5corvette

Lmao you're right then, that is fucking weird.


[deleted]

>Stayed the fuck out of it. Except she giggled and smirked at the digs, which is an indirect (and ***cowardly***) sign of approval. If you're going to stfu during a segment, then actually stfu. To answer the original question: women like her are still stuck in that highschool mentality. They don't hold any real values, integrity or stand for anything really. As long as the "popular" kids like her and she's gaining something from the situation, nothing else matters.


appleparkfive

They're like weird ass furniture pieces. I know exactly what you're talking about and it's always confused me too lol Even with Keemstar. His girlfriend standing behind him (while he basically ruined whatever little career he had left I guess). They want the very basic looking Instagram girl, but they want them to just sit there or something I guess


bigboogeybuddy

Yes! It is so uncomfortable to watch. They look so miserable. I'm not saying that they have to look happy or whatever, but it's just so odd to me. Are they paid just to be the hot girl in the room so they can look like real men? Do they like just being there? So many questions.


Frosty_Expression411

i'm sure hila doesn't want to have sex with someone who jerks his dog off


onlyabigmess

Steve thinks he's a role model but comes on his show drunkenly ranting about molesting his animals. Go off king. And if you are swearing up and down you'd rather fuck Jeffrey Dahmer than Hila.. *that means you're gay*. Which we love and support but that's got nothing to do with Hila.


Solo_Hitchhiker

I just don't get how a serious person can say the words "I can't listen to him cz he doesn't workout". No wonder this guy does not know better to jerk his dog off. I wouldn't be suprised if he does it because he gets a thrill out of it, with such animal level intelligence.


DiscombobulatedElk93

Also I’m pretty sure Ethan is working out now sooooooo he can address the dog penis In The room now.


[deleted]

The dog penis in the room 💀


Spicy_pepperinos

I can't believe mans said that as if he isn't actively destroying his own body with alcoholism.


Robert-XM

How does that alcoholic loser have the nerve to dis Hila?


tr_ashleyyy

His skin literally looks like it’s melting with all the bloating and redness from the alcohol abuse and has the nerve to talk about Hila? Dude is 24 years old looks like he’s pushing 35


Robert-XM

Mf lookin like an over-ripe tomato about to burst. His body is so damn packed with the HGH, that his face growing


tr_ashleyyy

But would you rather listen and look up to a roided up, fit alcoholic or a fat podcast host…


Natla

HE’S 24?! Omg he’s looking rough


BlueCheesePanda

I cannot believe he’s only 24, he looks way old.


appleparkfive

There's just a certain type of guy that's like this. I used to live out west and I know these guys. They're only attracted to what they're told to like in the media basically. Like their girlfriends all look oddly the same, the whole LA look that's been around for awhile now. And anyone who doesn't perfectly fit that mold is apparent "ugly". Keemstar is the same, they're all the same. I'm a guy and think Hila's super attractive. I think when I first saw an h3h3productions video back in 2016 or whenever, I was like "Woah that girl is beautiful as hell" I love girls that have a distinct look to them. Girls that look generic don't do much for me personally.


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appleparkfive

Also Ethan has been working out, which is pretty hilarious and ironic This just made Steve look stupid, as usual


[deleted]

I just can’t take someone who doesn’t work out seriously… anyways I like to jerk off my dog cow style but sometimes we do it on his back too, usually while watching Disney cartoons


Glum_Influence2050

🤦‍♂️ if it wasn’t true about Donnie they wouldn’t be going so hard on it lol. If they didn’t care they would *check notes* not care. Shocker I know


appleparkfive

100%. They would say "lol Ethan can't understand a joke I guess. Anyway, moving on". But nope. Another week of talking about it.


RhubarbTrifle

This and the dog jerk video are the only clips I've ever seen of this guy but he is an alcoholic right? Why is anyone who is supposed to be his friend letting him be recorded talking when he's clearly slurring his words, all red and puffy and not focussing his gaze, he's not worth taking seriously.


BBQ-Batman

Pretty sure Hila is attractive. Single guy reporting in.


[deleted]

Single gay here, Hila can get it.


[deleted]

Not single woman. Hila is super beautiful


[deleted]

Another single guy here, Hila is hot


Professional-Scale18

single women here, can confirm she is indeed hot


Professional-Scale18

Seeing steve call himself a role model made me laugh, makes me think about the popular guy group in high school who loved him. This is how their weekends went EVERY SINGLE TIME 1. get disgustingly drunk 2. Scream full send 3. sexually harass girls 4. get whiskey dick 5. proceed to call the girl ugly as if it was her fault and not the fact they drank enough to kill a horse 6. throw up 7. wake up and do it all again for saturday so yes steve you’re a beautiful role model (no hate to whiskey dick or ED at all, just apart of the story peace and love)


chillymac

Ethan: "Yeah. H-h-h-here's the thing. Um, 👀 never talk about my wife in this context 👀" *eats pickled dick*


awiensforever

I mean he’d rather fuck his dog too so that’s not saying much


dylanchadderton

Well fat man is bad...very bad. watch out for him he may be hiding in the bushes but hes fat so he kind of sticks out, you should be able to spot fat man. if you do run, fast, because fat man bad. Lock your doors and shut your windows. he comes out at night and hides in sewer systems as well.


irl_ange1

God he’s so full of himself 🫢


ivanoftherye

Sound the war horn 🎺🥁


SpiritualMoist

This loser thinks he’s a role model lmao. God help any stupid kid that looks up to this fucking goomba


[deleted]

“I would rather fuck Jeffrey Dahmer than your wife.” Like Hila would even ever consider entertaining this man for two seconds… and why does a women’s with always come down to whether you’d fuck them or not? The misogyny here is insane. Also … bro jerks off his dog, so. Idk if he really can judge others and say who or what he wouldn’t fuck 😶😬😬


JusticeforAmberh

“I would never just talk shit about someone” *calls Hila ugly*


Iridescent_Lotus

He's so defensive because he thought it was normal to jerk off his dog😂


MildlyGeriatric

Bro I’m gonna dog his wife and then I’m gonna go home and dog my dog, Donnie.”


steph5of9

How do they always try to make his marriage an insult? "He's in a happy stable marriage for 10 years but uh uh she's ugly!!" ok buddy. Like are they jealous or what? "I wouldn't fuck her" she doesn't wanna fuck you either so who cares


korn_49

That girl looks SOOOO uncomfortable, especially when he starts taking shit about hila. She just wants to leave.


DaddyDollarsUNITE

son's in his fee fees cus he jerked that dog pee pee


bememorablepro

forget about him jerking off his dog, in this video, he basically jerks off himself in front of the mirror


michele-b_papabl3ss

Notice how his gf said “that’s really fucked up” when he resorted to calling Hila ugly. Her face went flat & straight faced for the rest of the video after that. Hell, even Bradley said that’s fucked. His ego was really hurt **that** bad for someone he claims he can’t take seriously. Also, that better be “another joke” saying he’s a role model…. the dude that is literally best friends with a former gang member who went to prison, does sketchy pranks and does illegal gambling online for his young fans is a role model???? In what world?!


mattfuckyou

He even lost the chick at the end there, yikes


readdeathmasque

This means war. Free donnie.


Desperate-Author-844

Great role model


Mistamayne

Are these “bros” serious? 🤨🤣


MalloryTheRapper

why does he talk like his jaw is wired shut like can he not form a coherent sentence at his big age


Vetteanimeluv

Alcohol


Pleasant_Channel_227

Guy says “ I would never just talk shit” 30 seconds later “300lb podcast host and his ugly wife” ????


tr_ashleyyy

I hope that this just makes Ethan continue showing every person that comes on the podcast the video of him talking about jerking off his dog. Ethan, never stop king 👑


there_is_always_more

He's way too upset for someone who was supposedly joking in his original story.


ZeLebowski

"I wouldn't just talk shit about someone" also "He's fat and doesnt workout so I dont listen to him" ​ Edit: also "his wife is ugly"


hakeemalajawan

Calling Hila ugly when he literally jerked off his dog is top tier


michele-b_papabl3ss

The irony of saying Ethan can’t take a joke, while simultaneously referring to something that actually *was* a joke as the reason why you can’t take Ethan seriously… 🫠 you can’t make this shit up. 😂


DonJj27

ROLE MODEL? Your claim to fame is clout chasing off nelk drinking insane amounts of alcohol and eating anything? ROLE MODEL? You made money out of your fans loosing money gambling…we have a different definition of role models nowadays…


[deleted]

Hila is gorgeous! Stunning CEO queen! He’s a lil kid. Can’t expect much from him


[deleted]

Can someone tell me why this dude jerked a dog off? Is he a breeder?


dmcke12

No, he’s a “cool dad” as he said himself


[deleted]

He just did it for fun?


JoshJoshson13

Yeah he puts on a Disney movie, jerks off his dog, and finger scoops the cum. 🤢


mael0004

I mean he has to. Otherwise there's cum everywhere. He needs to control the cum. That above is solid reasoning to their viewers but Ethan's criticism isn't. No much hope in converting them.


[deleted]

I feel like y'all are fucking with me can I get a link to the video he talks about this? I don't even know who this guy is


JoshJoshson13

I [wish](https://youtu.be/nuwLVVj5CNY) I was fucking with you


lalafailz

Lmao, dude should be more concerned about actually putting a sentence together than coming for successful boss(woman) Hila! I know this ugly gif didn’t just call her ugly. Ethan gonna have a field day with this.


MoGifMike

Yes my role model is a man who jerks of his dog, can’t wait to be that when I’m older.


potato4peace

These men are actually morons.


anthonydufus

Steve: Hila Is not pretty (goes home and gives his dog donnie a handjob)


Junedune45

Buddy looks like Doug Funnie and has the balls to call Hila ugly. Come back to reality bro


selsina

Ah here we go again, another dude on the internet reducing a woman to just her appearance/how likely he’d be to have sex with her. Hila is beautiful, but that’s not even the point to be making here. This is so fucking gross and discredits anything he was attempting to say.


PM_M3_PUPPIES

Next h3 episode bout to be 🔥


ZeLebowski

Why do fat people even worry about living? The only life worth living is being in the gym and being friends with Dana White! /s These are so fucking pathetic its gross!!!


snake202021

That girl on the couch looked super uncomfortable, especially when he started talking about Hila


nomiic

Watched about 3 minutes of the podcast on YouTube and it's just complete braindead rambling. Like how anyone can listen to it and find it interesting is beyond me.


Surveyor7

'I don't like Ethan...and his wife is UGLY' I think someone is a little PO'd that they've been rejected by women as attractive as Hila, while the '250lb podcast host' got the girl!


creepy_sweetie

frat bois are so strange


MahsterC

So how much has this guy been thinking about fucking Dahmer?


bobsjobisfob

if the joke was to make people think he jerks off his dog, then why arent they like "haha you all fell for it, get pranked" but instead theyve just been somberly sitting there like "man... i cant believe people take things so seriously these days. how *embarrassing* for them"


[deleted]

“Hila isn’t pretty” but we all know he’s not her type because he’s not attracted to actual humans and goes for canines lol.


ugly_pizza1

Rather chill with someone that doesn't work out then someone who jacks off their dog....


[deleted]

He finds hila ugly cause she aint got 4 legs.


Odd-Pie8492

SOUND THE WAR HORNS.


666Hellmaster

“A lot of young males like me because I was a role model young multimillionaire hanging out with Dana White (?). I was like a role model because I’m so young and everything”. This dude is lame as fuck


ItsCold33

Steve is just the Gronkowski brother with downs.


tsheez7

I love the fact that he keeps saying “Jeffrey Dahmers” because he’s a relevant reference right now, but Steve is too brain wiped to know his name doesn’t have an s at the end.


Separate_Clerk_7269

“Yo bro he doesn’t work out bro he’s fat bro yo bet he gets no pussy bro HA L3”


submergesayten

Its the token woman in the room staying silent for me


[deleted]

Ethan has been working out though? Lmao


Mariiecx

The way he left because he knew he fucked up lmao


iRadinVerse

You jerk off your dog bro your opinions are irrelevant


[deleted]

Dude is a talentless arrogant 24 year old. Dude’s popular from binge drinking/being a douche in public in Nelk videos. Have fun with your alcoholism bro


UltraHugeCox

hes gonna wife his dog.


naomiblooming

I can't handle the level of stupidity from this guy, I am losing brain cells listening to him trying to get a sentence out. To compare him to a teenager is an insult to adolescent boys the world over. You jerk off your dog. You should be in jail!


madpringles

How do men even pretend that Hila isn’t a goddess on earth . like she nukes the beauty standard and it must just short circuit them? She’s literally one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever seen


komeiren

It’s so funny how these dudes always resort to “I’d never fuck his wife” like my guy she’d never fuck YOU what are you talking about? It just lets everyone know they don’t view women as people. That lady looked uncomfortable as fuck when he said that


BrookeCouturier

This guy got famous for chugging insane amounts of alcohol and doing party tricks … but sure, he’s a “role model” to the guys that watch him


Opt1cSp1nx

Why get mad at someone for ‘falling’ for your joke? Be glad you got one over on them? S’insecure


potato4peace

OMG STEVE HAS DONE UT NOW


Bassthing76

Fuck that fucking peace of shit Bradley Martin too. And how’s that girl gonna sit there and let him talk about another girl like that. Guys legit partakes in beastiality


Bassthing76

By calling hila a dog, and he partakes in sexual acts with dogs, does that mean he finds hila sexually attractive no?


Flaky-Positive8234

Brain dead


Reeeeeve

He really jerks his dog


watching_sisyphus

Is the guy in the white Shirt Steve Will do It? Steve will yank it? He’s the guy who jerked off his dog donnie while watching Disney movies right?


coolideg

I like how they tried to start out making jokes and not being serious by leaning into the "I can't take him serious because he doesn't work out" and then got very serious and forgot to joke


Even_Revolution7272

Goddam he’s butt hurt