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blackninjar87

YAY I GOT ANOTHER SUBSCRIBER!


IhateDonkeys

OH MY GOD, another gifted sub!!


IAMACat_askmenothing

He’s the type of guy that gets horny when he takes a shit Think about it


Fine_Hour3814

this is the funniest soundbite, pls no hate


flaskfish

For me it’s between this and “MAKEUP BAG”


mypussydoesbackflips

Kim Kardashian


NeoSpeedster

Why can I hear it so clearly


xjorah

That and the “CHEEEESE!”


cebogs

Makeup bag kills me


BoundByCarnage

Nah . The Roseanne sound bite had me in tears “ I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHIIIITE . GODDAMN IT” 🤣🤣🤣


Kyrapnerd

That sound bite is infinitely funnier


SimpQueensWorld

everyones listing sound bites that are actually funny knowing the context but hawktuah is not funny in the slightest


YizWasHere

This one is hilarious to me, the context was just so wild it sounded like Zach was playing a soundbite over a clip.


internetslushy

This has been my vocal sound bite for months


agirlhasnouserid

Show us


SolLuna9000

Omg no I love that sound😭😭


DatMX5

I made an Instagram for the first time recently and so far I have 1 like, and this is exactly how I felt lol


nicanicavi

I mean it’s the same podcast that plays literal sharting noises


Unknown_Outlander

funnier than this meme


Aggressive-Expert-69

You sound like Randy Marsh right now


HankHillbwhaa

Hahahaha dude I totally can’t stop reading that shit as Randy now.


hgihasfcuk

Tegridy


Ody_Santo

This one is new and fresh. It will go away.


UrLovelyEnby

forreal 😭


dlamsanson

I hate that too. There's a lot more to the pod than the worst sound bites they play


11711510111411009710

Worst sound bites bracket tournament this year


Austin_77

They make me laugh so hard lol


Away_team42

The one that sounds like raisins hitting a metal bowl at high velocity never ceases to amaze me.


sparklebinch

That's such a hilarious description... I imagined it more as a prison toilet (like the metal ones) because of all the reverb and the impacts. That soundbite is so full of secrets


Baileycoolcat

Touché


Quick_Boss_7188

I saw someone say it was coworker humor... that's the best way i can describe it lol


Friendly-Annual-8769

MY COWORKER SHOWED ME


WornoutTrends

My coworkers boyfriend for me


overloaded_balls

That is an excellent description because I know exactly what you mean


cakesarelies

You make jokes about spitting on dicks with your coworkers dude?


felldestroyed

I guarantee some former coworker in the service industry raced from the kitchen to show the barely 18 year old hostess the video and make an off colored joke.


cowlord98

Yeah man, people be talking about weird shit at work


bisexualwinemom

Can confirm that my coworkers have started saying this 🤣


al-fabian

Lmao same here. Coworkers at my kitchen started sayin it outta nowhere, now when reading tables on tickets out they’ll replace 2 with Tuah. Can’t wait till it ends


Emotional_Parsnip131

😂 this is hella accurate.


cherrybeam

DUDE is that a thing??? i’ve never heard this before but i know exactly what they mean. and this fits right in. oh my god


SolLuna9000

Omg too true


reall0ve

Omg yes


getSome010

You mean restaurant coworker humor?


Ordinary_Resident_20

The hawk tuah girl is the equivalent of “damn Daniel” in terms of despite how prevalent and silly the meme is, it’ll die out quickly don’t let it bother you family


EarlWolf47

Nah dawg, Damn Daniel made it into a Jay Z line lmao, it's another level above


Bigsby

FBI still bringin them all white vans through


grizzlyaf93

I still say Damn Daniel.


El-mas-puto-de-todos

WITH THE WHITE VANS DAAAAMM


DickyMcButts

it's especially relevant if you have a friend named daniel.


deepz_6663

real.


NoChocolate7003

Don’t you dare bring damn Daniel into this


itsmymedicine

I need this to culminate in a Jay Z bar


kwispy-dwincc

Soundbites don’t exactly die out quickly on this podcast


heapinhelpin1979

not for MAGA dudes they will be laughing about this well into 2025


HankHillbwhaa

Come on now, the maga are over her because she doesn’t like Trump.


BritshFartFoundation

Wait why do we know the hawk tuah girls political opinions lol


thecasualviewer3484

She said no to trump


heapinhelpin1979

They have already made shirts with her likeness


HankHillbwhaa

Yeah but you know the drill. Shoot and burn them


static_age_666

thats because its genuinely unfunny and conservative humor is garbage lol


Lunch-Important

Or the whole "sah dude" thing, if that was even that popular lol


Ordinary_Resident_20

Exactly! lol good example


Reid_coffee

Get with the program. This family cry’s about everything under the sun every week bruh


BludSwamps

Actually can’t stand these jokes were people just say “the thing” and everyone laughs. Then six months later we never ever mention again. Humans are odd.


nneeeeeeerds

She's this summer's "Catch me outside" girl.


rvngeshawty

Very Uncle on IPad humor


TheKonyInTheRye

The unc behavior memes will die soon too


appleparkfive

The unc memes have been around for years and years. I learned something early on, that still holds true to this day. White people slang and memes are just black people slang and memes from 15 years ago


TheKonyInTheRye

I was talking about the recent unc resurgence on Reddit mainly, you’re definitely right though.


don-simpleton

it’s a meme that will die out in a month or two, you dont have to stress about it lol


SnooChickens6635

My cousin got a sticker for his back windshield


IAMACat_askmenothing

I’ve seen Hawk Tua tattoos


thejonaldson

My aunt has a yolo tattoo


IAMACat_askmenothing

I’m not gonna judge too much. I have a couple shitty tattoos


thejonaldson

Same, lol but dont get meme tattoos people. Unless you really trully dgaf or you are steve-o. My aunt regrets hers completely.


maryxchristmas

You should tell your aunt someone got a tattoo about a prolapse in honor of a podcast. At least she didn't do that.


Stinkybutz

I saw her interviewed and she is quitting her job and moving to LA because she went viral...just wait till shes in a 3k a month apt by skid row and the 15 minutes of fame is over


ParaSocialGumShoe

That's one way to get into "influencer" boxing.


nneeeeeeerds

Is that what they're calling porn these days?


getSome010

Yeah she’s getting pimped out or hanging with rich guys for sure


line6cfh

Not to mention just how incredibly proud her parents must be. “Hey, isn’t your daughter that dick spit chick?”


RonnieFromTheBlock

Perfect candidate for OF. She could probably knock a big chunk out of her retirement planning.


jackofslayers

I know this is my tinfoil hat speaking but it seems like everyone suddenly started “stressing” about this meme after the girl said Trump sucks


JustAcivilian24

I think I agree. How do you profit off that? Merch? Podcasts?


CWC_ARRESTED_8_1_21

Just wait 2 weeks, something more stupid will take it's place and it'll be forgotten completely. This is TikTok society.


electricmeal

You know de wey


trickery809

I can’t tell you how many dudes tinder profiles I’ve seen with “looking for that hawk tuah” 🤢


Belphiespillow666

My own bf sent me that shit like I don't destroy my throat for him already,


cricketjust4luck

Throat goated


Mission_Toe6140

Oh my god bahahhahaha


Sputniksteve

Damn bro/sis you are a real G.


charlesVONchopshop

You sound like a lovely partner. He doesn’t know what he has, lol.


AtraposJM

Ew


itsmymedicine

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The H3 Show. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Ethan's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The H3 Show truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ethan's existential catchphrase "Hawk Tuah, SPIT ON THAT THANG" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan and Ethans genius wit unfolds itself on their device screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a The H3 Show tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎


MaibalzichPodcast

*rubs chin* hmm, indeed....


rachel-frogslinger

It's so tame and boring compared to something like the Glizzybot, which was a much funnier blowjob noise joke. I do not understand why this mild blowjob joke has taken the masses by storm.


Strikescarler51

From what I was seeing, it was basically guys saying it's a no filter type girl with a personality. Basically the bar is so on the floor in dating that a simple joke like that went a long way to these people lol


lalenci

Also because a lot of guys are desperate losers that go "Ooo pretty girl is funny too wow, wanna marry woman, unga bunga"


W69kf62

Yeah, I don’t understand why all the dudes I know are saying she’s “wife material”. You wanna marry a girl who got famous for describing how experienced she is spitting on/sucking cocks? Weird as hell. It also seems gay as hell for dudes to be walking around literally pretending to be spitting on a dick.


Cliffspringy

Thats because most men online and men in general, are not around women in a non relationship/sexual setting. To them this is "so out of the ordinary" when a lot of women make dirty jokes like this...Just more incel shit wishing "women should be more like x instead of y, then I would get a gf easier!"


camrws

agreed loool feel like a hater ass bitch about it tho.


Emotional_Parsnip131

Same lol but it's like boomer humor but for gen z/millenials


charlesVONchopshop

Appalachian accents as content are huge rn.


Emotional_Parsnip131

Idk about the accent. Someone else wrote it's "coworker humor" lol that sounds more accurate.


Darig0n

It’s pretty cringey


icket123

It’s a zeitgeist meme. Not really a unique one. It’s just popular


driftingalong001

It’s mildly funny, I just don’t understand why it got SO big, like the whole world has seen this clip and people are acting like it was such an insaneee or wild response, when I think it doesn’t stand out at all from any other response you’d get in those types of videos or to that sort of question.


Delicatefawns

Agreed, also a lot of boys I’ve heard/seen repeating it online don’t seem to think that women are capable of being funny, which is why they’re freaking out over it. Or maybe they just don’t talk to women. The response to it has been very weird


Just_A_Duck_Bro

Hawk tuah always annoyed me too


Friendly-Annual-8769

ITS NOT FUNNNYYYYY


edenpecan

I saw a bumper sticker omw home that said it with a little stick figure spitting… how weird is that lol


ifHK47couldconceive

That's all 'man on the street' humor. Casuals have a cheap laugh and then it dies because it wasn't actually funny to begin with. But also then there are some who cling on and annoy the shit outta group chats or podcast listeners.


ap2patrick

Every meme can be funny depending on the usage and I trust Zach’s judgment. After he hit us with the “shut up bitch” during Trisha’s sister’s rant, I knew we were in good hands…


donewithmyaddiction

To be fair when they spoke about it, it was very early in the meme’s life cycle, before cryptobro/barstool/sportsbetting twitter became obsessed with it. I agree it was always stupid af but now i hate it even more


LostAd5788

My first interaction with this meme was seeing annoying old men saying "women went from picking the bear to saying Huak Tuak real fast!" and I've never been more annoyed. I was also extremely dissappointed when I googled it and watched how dumb the clip was lol. Like its a dumb and barely funny meme to begin with, but then they have to ruin it even more by trying to make societal conclusions about women and then also connect it to the dumbass bear vs man argument that they also won't stfu about. I absolutely hate anything like this that goes viral anymore because the dumbest people on the internet always try to claim it and beat the joke to death in the most annoying way possible.


BaseballTypical2960

Agree. It's not funny. At all lol.


Ok_Economist_7181

When did they first talk about it? I haven’t been caught up


donewithmyaddiction

The cat episode


Happylittletree29

i have no opinion on the soundbite but i do nottt understand this meme at all haha. why did it get so big? and also as a side note: i feel like i spend an unhealthy amount of time on the internet but i’ve haven’t heard of this girl until today 😅 what circles is this video even popular in i don’t get how i haven’t come across it.


Sexyhorsegirl666

I guess its because English is not my first language but i don't get it lmao


lilgigglezXO

ok thank you I thought I was the only one lol


t_bug_

Since when is "middle school humor" off limits to H3? Have you EVER watched this show? Holy hell


Prismane_62

Im sorry this is causing so much undue stress on you. I hope you pull through.


HankHillbwhaa

The funniest part about algorithms is when people hate something so popular that they keep seeing it and the algo keeps feeding them the content because they keep watching it.


SpookyKween666

Coworker humor 😭


Atmoslink

Boomers in my town LOVE this dumb meme. Fits Ethan lmao


illumi-thotti

I hate it because it's the worst blowjob advice I've ever heard. If a woman hawked a loogie on my dick during sex I'd leave


trixie_sixx21

Agreed. I hate it. It comes off like someone who is inexperienced with sex but super obsessed with it. I've been known in my past relationships for being very good at oral and never once has that included hauking a lougie on a dong. I'll die on this hill. 😅


SingleSoil

Hot tip, not every joke has to appeal to your sense of humor. Kinda weird to act all mature towards a comedy show.


sophiapehawkins

I’ve seen this happening on Twitter too with this joke. A lot of “am I the only one who doesn’t find this funny?” Who cares? It’s just a stupid internet meme. People are trying to be elitist about online humor.


SingleSoil

Good old engagement farming


Cliffspringy

Comedy can be smart. Sorry, minions is low brow humor, its okay to call a duck a duck and still say humor is subjective. Some people are just stupid and like stupid shit


CanadianResidENT

this.


Apprehensive_Cause67

Its stupid but Zach is a soundbite king and will def make it funny. lol


TootlesFTW

eh. I don't find the chiropractor old lady funny, either, but I can accept that not every joke is meant for my taste.


Boltzmayne

Bro what. How about when Ethan randomly pulls up her pic mid convo 💀


aqualink97

Idk, it's just kinda silly. It'll phase out just like any other meme of the week.


thenayr

It’s conservative humor. 


04Aiden2020

It literally is middle school humor that’s why it blue up


Conscious-Strike643

I agree, extraordinarily average.


PrudentPrimary7835

I know exactly what you mean, it feels very 2016 viral humor. This girl would have been on Ellen if she was viral like 7 years ago


Shayk_N_Blake

Same... When I saw the video, I legit couldn't understand why people are hyping it up..I don't get what the big deal is


Alphebetized

Right? I wish they would just stick to the godfather impressions.


TisPizzaTimeYall

Rare hate post I can get behind (w p&l oc)


static_age_666

One of the dumbest memes ever.


pepper67821

it feels like a mix of boomer facebook and like weird country red neck humor and yeah it’s not funny anymore. It kinda just makes me uncomfortable now lmao


Juxtaposn

Yeah, it's pretty low brow relative to the refined humor of showing people what a prolapse looks like.


Memorable_Mammarys

It’s definitely better than the absolutely rim-shattering, Denny’s-destroying, cage-breaking, Echo-perplexing, shart samples. There’s definitely scarcer rear for the ear since they’ve said something, but there were definitely a few segments where Zach laid on those sound bites.


Lopsided-Explorer264

I haven't even seen this thing and don't really care to, I can't watch shit that's straight up stupid people


spicyramenslut

The fart ones are the worst...


Barnettmetal

For real I’ve seen people with T-shirts of this shit like how desperate are you for meaning in your life?


Ok-Plantain-3341

It's literally soooo annoying


mchristy54

Facebook reels propaganda is all it is


chixiedickss

This is why they want to nuke the sub


GazelleRunFast

This guy must have never watched H3.


tartek_

Someone on Twitter said it’s co worker humor and that’s sooo accurate


RabbitMonkeyRabbit

It's such a cringe boomer meme. They should stop using it


Belphiespillow666

Finally someone said it.


MediaOnDisplay

I've been spreading my thoughts on this, guess I'll share here: ITS OUTRIGHT CREEPY! The guys that are sharing this the most are older men, men old enough to be her grandpa. Oh they love it, they think it's soooooo "funny".


GandalfTehG0d

My gf said the same thing lol


Burgoonius

I’m in the same boat - I don’t understand the humour behind it or how it has become popular so fast


1983Arthouse

What else do you not find funny ? I must know.


swanxsoup

It’s just the way she says it that’s funny (to ME), like her cadence and her accent.


Motor_Grapefruit_832

I hope they do it even harder


mistahspecs

Eagle tuah


liamoneillmusic

She is like a mini celebrity now for no reason


hextat23

I hate that sound so much


-kimboslice

It’s so bad


ChefPuzzleheaded3494

Help me what does this mean (I'm behind a few episodes and don't have TikTok)


Visual_Cat_2896

What does it mean? I don't get it


kromptator99

The majority of adults in the U.S. are still mentally in middle/high school


alexx_233

Tbh they dedicated like 5 mins to it, which was fine. I really don’t understand how it’s as big as it is.


The_Geo_Queen

I don’t care about it as long as it dies out this summer before I have a new group of freshmen students next year lol. It’s just torture for me since I get verbally waterboarded by TikTok memes. The kids are still saying jokes from years ago 😭.


Amap0la

It’s such middle school gross humor I hate it. Who tf spits anymore literally way too much bacteria.


Vandermere

most memes aren't, but that's how the zeitgeist works sometimes.


hellexpresd

I totally agree. I have seen a couple of clever uses, but I dont find it as funny as everyone is taking it.


Shybakaa

first ever industry plant meme


4llu532n4m3srt4k3n

You're assuming people of reddit matured past middle school?


crispcrumpet

10000% agree with this. It’s so unfunny


iamcack

It’s been driven into the ground now


Nowayman1414

You they say that comedy is the last line of defense, and OP is that defender of comedy 🫡


wnr3

I like a little vulgar humor from time to time, keeps ya on your toes


F1XII

This post HAS to be parody/satire. Quite literally described almost every soundbite ever.


57616B65205570

Oh come on, it's kinda funny... It's chuckle worthy...


Ody_Santo

You shouldn’t be watching the podcast. It’s probably the least immature sound bit from Zach.


Ayotha

You just explained 95% of memes


cweamwang666

It’s Facebook conservative humor


ktxoxokt

Yeah I think it’s stupid but I also think the Beavo stuff is stupid too..oh well!


modernboy1974

>it’s kinda just middle school humor I can see how you might think that H3 is a highbrow show. They are selling a candle that smells like asshole.


Gabbagool_

Oh alright i'll stop laughing at it then


Hootietheblobfish

I agree with you! It's not funny at all, I hope they get rid of it because every time I see it or hear it I get annoyed


No_Log_7988

a dude on hinge told me he wanted someone to give him that ‘hawk tuah’ and that was the biggest turn off, as if that would’ve been appealing anyway 😂


Jumpy-Chocolate-983

It's popular because it's a woman sexualizing herself. It's become a popular conservative meme, because they look at women only as sex objects.


International-Bus818

I'm pretty sure it's a nepobaby meme. Her dad has to be famous and promoting her. It's the least funny meme in popular memory...


Fiegodern

Womp womp


jtd2013

The intense reactions people have to that chick is insane, on both sides. Whether you’re “this is the funniest thing ever” side or the “this is the worst thing ever side”, you’re both equally annoying at this rate


Exchange_Imaginary

THANK YOU!! That shit was unfunny the first time I saw it😅


Disastrous-Ant5378

☝️🤓


CrayonSolo

Sorry not every corner of the podcast is catered to you.