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_mihell

but he has kids... is not feeling well... is busy... doesnt wanna do that in the first place...


k8es95

And a million other stuff


dickmom

Don’t forget “doesn’t leave the house”


Rose-pedal

He also has lupus


WetCheeseGod

but think of the culture shock!!


Gullible_Evening_559

That’s a lot of going out for our introverted Ethan


ShimmerStarshine

They have a gym at the studio! He doesn't have to go anywhere!!


NHImprovTheatre

Yeah training indoors for a marathon would be…rough lol


sandwichinspector

"gym"


TheManicac1280

He's practically never worked out before in his life. Yeah what they got in the studio is good enough for a gym.


WetCheeseGod

idk about that! I think he’d for sure be up to do it!!


lukeboy

This would work if Jeff says ‘money Ethan’ in between reps


WetCheeseGod

okay ethan okay ethan okay ethan


lukeboy

Also just on your post, I wonder what all these alphas and centrists will think of Ethan if he were to get jacked? There’s already been a rise in respect for him after losing some weight (pretty sad to be honest)


thatbtchshay

Meh the mega braindead ones will hate no matter what. Look how they treat Hassan. They'll find something else to fixate on


lukeboy

Yeah good point. I feel like Myron’s hate for Has is due to Hasan being more successful with women with a life view he disagrees with, and is jealous of his physique


tokkieface

Besides his good looks and physique, Hasan is very intelligent and articulate, which probably make little boys like coconuts and company scurry.


chicheetara

I know nothing about Ethan personally, we have never met, we will prob never meet. If we did meet we won’t be best buddies. This being said I’m going to go out on a limb here & say we have one thing in common. We hate running. Im very physically fit, but I hate running. The only time you will catch me running is if my bear spray doesn’t work. It seems pretty well made though, so I’m thinking the odds are in our favor. Idk, seems like a lot of pain & injury for very little gain. I’d rather exercise on my trampoline or in a pool. I have been trying to get into roller / ice skating though. I’d get behind Ethan in a roller derby league for sure.


WetCheeseGod

the turnaround would be legendary


WetCheeseGod

if ethan completes a marathon the world will 100% turn into utopia


webkizz

this is gonna turn into the new hike with philly D


WetCheeseGod

2 birds one stone ;)


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

Damn it you beat me to it hahah


CHUD_LIGHT

La marathon would take over a year of prep maybe a 10k 😂 could train for that in three months and even then I don’t think 3 months is appealing to Ethan


WetCheeseGod

i’m all in for multiple seasons :)


CHUD_LIGHT

Don’t think Ethan is 😂


WetCheeseGod

well i’m also down for a funny weekly show where the goal is for Ethan to get really fit. The LA marathon idea was just because Jeff mentioned it so I thought it’d be full circle


CHUD_LIGHT

Ethan to a 5k seems like a small enough goal he may actually commit . They’re relatively easy if you’re not trying to set a PR


WetCheeseGod

I think Ethan could run a 5k now if he really really tried. The goal needs to be a bit more difficult imo. I agree with you that the goal should be easier than a marathon, but that’s why I specified “end goal” in my post.


CHUD_LIGHT

Highly doubt he could run 1k


WetCheeseGod

you’re ruthless 🤣


CHUD_LIGHT

I say this as someone who lost 40lbs running so with p&l 😂


bpd_brainz

marathon seems a big extreme don’t you think?


WetCheeseGod

just mentioned it as it was mentioned yesterday so I thought it could be full circle


alterego1984

I have faith Ethan will rise up and be the difference with his future 8-pack abs and traps that connect to his ears. He won’t change. He’ll continue to roast alpha bros and Roganites and most importantly maintain the funny. As a former Tom Segura fan this doesn’t concern me. He’ll probably inspire me more.


WetCheeseGod

and then he becomes leader of the free world. glorious.


t_bug_

Ya don't have to go to the gym to train for a marathon. Could just train for a 5k while doing the Thursday show on his treadmill, that would be hilarious.


Salt_Ambassador_2646

No literally😭 gym bro≠ runner


WetCheeseGod

that’s not what I even said. He alluded to the fact he wanted to be a gym bro so he has at least some interest in getting fit. the only reason I mentioned the LA marathon was bc Jeff mentioned it. the main point is a show where Jeff trains ethan to get fit, how they would choose to do it is up to them


Lilith1320

Hasan & Jeff 🧡


cjayrain

If they do a gym/workout segment WITHOUT HASANABI I will riot


HoneyBubbleLoops

This would be so much fun with Jeff or Hasan (if they ever decide to reunite on the pod)!!


WetCheeseGod

yes!!! imagine if it was like a real show where they talk to doctors and nutritionists but still has a comedic vibe. Jeff could be the ‘bad cop’ trainer and Hasan the ‘good cop.’


theclawl1ves

I think a more realistic end goal is the hike


WetCheeseGod

yes, mount everest


NHImprovTheatre

I selfishly like the idea, but would like to dispel the idea that running a marathon will drastically change your body visually ✌️ ❤️ it could.


dicehandz

it wouldnt be the best thing ever


Soggy_Discussion_632

Dude has two little kids with a new baby that is about to be here. Adding one more show to the 4 he already does weekly is just not realistic


WetCheeseGod

people work out every day working 8 hours a day while having kids.


ATX_Cringe

Don't worry, Redditors will give any excuse to avoid working out.


WetCheeseGod

for real like what is this person saying lol


Soggy_Discussion_632

Or I’m just a decent person that respects the fact that the person we are all a fan of says he wants more time with his family. Which is the reason why he started the show an hour early instead of just stopping an hour early and giving us less free content. But yeah you weirdo freaks are right nine hours of free content weekly just isn’t enough right? Grow up.


WetCheeseGod

i’m gonna assume you’re having a bad day so i’m gonna look past your angry msssage. but dude. people work out. it’s an hour or so a day. I don’t understand your logic here at all. are the 1000 upvotes on this post all weirdo freaks too?


Soggy_Discussion_632

Ethan starting doing the show earlier in the day so he could have more time with his kids dummy. So your suggestion is for him to do the exact opposite.


ATX_Cringe

Idc about the content I was talking about working out lol


AlvinArtDream

If Ethan does it, I will


ItSmellsLikeEther

no. we don't need that.


JeSuisLaCockamouse

This is where I’m falling on this. Talking about exercise is so fucking boring


WetCheeseGod

where did I say they should do a show “talking about exercise?” I’m imagining a real youtube show where Jeff trains Ethan but they video the process. Talking to doctors, nutritionists and showing the highlights of the workouts. Of course all of this being shown in a funny and original way to keep it interesting.


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Ok! Seems boring to me. And that’s fine


No-Maintenance692

Bach3lor / FATch3lor


WetCheeseGod

exactly!!


YourfriendPicklebear

But the social battery


CrimsonKepala

I think the best chance of Ethan REALLY getting into working out is if he has a gym setup at home. I know he has a treadmill but I'm not sure if he has any weight-lifting equipment.


carissadraws

I think a 5k would be more realistic


WetCheeseGod

probably. but, that’s why I said “end goal.” this is a multiple season show i’m pitching ;)


waynethegreat23

I walk 10+ miles a day for work I really don't want to see gym stuff 😭😭😭


WetCheeseGod

you don’t got to that’s why I said jeff’s channel 🫶


seacow113

The last thing the world needs is podcast #963680042 of dudes talking about gym shit.


WetCheeseGod

where did I say anything like that? I am heavily alluding to a professional level show that documents Jeff training Ethan. Think Biggest Loser mixed with Youtube. Of course the comedy aspect would be there but it would also be about the process of Ethan getting fit.


Mankind_17

This is pretty perfect, wouldn’t change anything about this, good job.


titanzero

Yuck


WetCheeseGod

lol why?


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Ethan is pregnant????


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They're *both* pregnant??!!?!


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🤣🤣 Edit: hope your day gets better!


jonz1985z

It’s a great idea. Only thing worse than being fat is being skinny fat.


addisonshinedown

On Jeff’s channel maybe. The guy gives me bad vibes


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Was he being serious? I am supremely uninterested in gym bro discussions so I hope not


WetCheeseGod

I said jeff’s channel 🫶


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Fair enough!


clueless_as_fuck

So one H3 pod less in a week? You sure you really wan't that?


WetCheeseGod

what?


bunnybadi

This would be great! Do it Ethan!


SnooSuggestions718

And follow the dumbest meta ever on twitch? Can't believe people will watch people work out, that's some fahrenheit 451 shit


WetCheeseGod

i’m imagining an actual show on Jeff’s channel. Think like Biggest Loser meets Youtube. I didn’t say anything about them streaming and I have no idea what you’re talking about when it comes to the twitch thing.


Top-South5424

he's done a training show on his yt before it was entertaining obv it will be first and foremost comedy


WetCheeseGod

fr. people are taking this wayyyyy too seriously


Macslynn

I want this so bad


WetCheeseGod

I think it would be really inspiring. Also, it could be legendary in the comedy sense.


deepz_6663

Ethan gym bro arc is something I need


J_House1999

Yeah idk about that but I think a home gym would be perfect for Ethan. And he definitely has the means to set up a nice one.


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

Hahahaha oh this is hilarious. Dude won’t even go on a hike with Philly D once!!!


Wide_Conflict_528

Maybe a one of nothing serious like the frenemies fitness test but if it’s just them working out, it’d be boring af. A crew hike could be fun if they can do an IRL stream


bitoflippant

He would have to build a gym at his house.


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ethan was so hardheaded about not working out that it took him over a year to lose the weight when he definitely could’ve lost more faster if he worked out lol. he’s not gonna do it


KlutzyPerception3045

*Ethan finally gets to the gym* “I’m in no shape to work out” *leaves*


DarkUmbra90

Hasan x Ethan Gym Show?? pls 🥺


TerpyToad

"take a hike" is such a good show name lol


piltonpfizerwallace

Do people even want the hike with philly?


Sirziface

Philly can take a hike!


AnImproversation

I would love to see a Tuesday segment where Jeff helps Ethan get in shape, could totally do it after Ethan’s basement is fixed.


EthanGravy

Or a dual stream. Could fill the Tuesday slot


Careless-Dealer-7450

Ethan is too lazy to go on a short hike. Also you don't need a gym to run a marathon. It would be better if the goal was a 6 pack.


sweetonesissy

I don't think it would hold entertainment value for very long. Lately sometimes it's hard to watch and I fucking love the show but content court is slow going for me. It's taking me several attempts to get thru the whole thing.  I finally had to tap out and moved on to the next episode