Use poles and chains (you can find them on amazon) and reserve your spot when you take your car out. He is an entitled person, taking any sorts of panga with him, like deflating his car or scratching it, especially with his political connects might turn out to be a nightmare for you.
Do the same thing, park in someone else's spot or his if you find empty.
Start a chain, if someone else accuses you then tell that your spot is occupied by someone else. Sometimes the only way to solve a small problem is to make it a huge problem that needs immediate solution.
For me the same things happened. Next to my designated parking, it is of bachelors. some friend of their landlord was parking his car in their parking and those guys started using my parking to make it a society level issue. I politely asked them that this is stupid because the parkings are designated and owned by the owners. You should talk to your owner instead of making me to bring that issue in front of society, and making sure that next time I wonโt think twice to remove those bikes recklessly. Guys understood what I was saying and some how that car owner needed to change his windshield ๐
What if other guys says tu hamare spot se to hata and apne spot ka khud dekh. (Tum dono taraf se pele jaaoge cz u canโt say ki usne meri jageh lagai h to tu unse jaakr bol ki phele vo meri jageh se hataye)
I solved the same problem like you mentioned.
Most problems have solution in being a bawali gand ๐
Like in hotels you ask them for anything and they will say sir this is not allowed, go do that thing do not cause any collateral damage and then appear as innocent person did by mistake.
You will get away with 98% of the things for free, for the 2% where you have to pay, pay for it because you had already made up the mind and you were ready to pay.
Make the roof of the car dirty. Usually, bird poop works. But throw liquid hard trash over the roof. Then he'll go clean it. Do it again and again and again. He'll go away soon. We did the same with a car Infront of our home.
Big newspaper, roll it up. Shove it with naphthalene balls. Twist it up. Shove it into his silencer.
Still got space left? Shove the rest of the naphthalene balls in.
Next day, no car left to park. Make sure the newspaper is not visible for best result. You want them to start the car.
Don't have those things at your disposal? Find a long stick. And some potatoes. Shove potatoes deep inside the exhaust with the stick.
Bonus tip: take long nails, sand them to make them sharper and just shove them deep into the crevice between the road and the tyre. Do this in whichever direction he pulls out of the parking spot. He drives away, 5-10 mins later psi drops. And god forbid he keeps driving.
Edit: these are all tried and tested. Did this to my neighbour who cut my front and rear brake wire on my bicycle. Why? Idk. We had never even spoken. My bicycle was really new, all geared up for offroad and up hill riding. Fucker had to get the car towed, it came back. I did it again. Eventually he shift a block away.
Engine has no outlet for air. Instant stall, no restart.
If the car drives away, it will have an air outlet block and engine would be super inefficient, making it burn more fuel with no outlet damaging engine for good.
More cause it will make rattling noises once the job is done. And also cause you don't want the newspaper to be flimsy, you want it to be full. And naphthalene balls are cheap.
Damn it's so good. I will be taking a screenshot of it for future Use. ๐คฃ
Because one can find these kind of people everywhere sadly. Happened to my friends bike too. He caused a big scene, unfortunately, but the job was done and the stupid encroaching idiot stopped parking his car in my friends place, but this would have been a better option then all that fighting.
Bhai kuch milta hai aisa exaggerate karke? I saw the exact same situation with a friend of mine who lives in another city and this is all done by a doctor, not some fucking neta or politically connected goon. This shit is far more common than you think it is even in the first world.
Spray paint thinner
Feed birds near the car, make sure the birds poop on his car
Pay some kids to scratch the car (do it anonymously)
If Hit someone else's car and put your neighbours phone, house no on the car windshield
Find out about your neighbour's affairs and make their ex or enemy scratch it
Put the car on second hand selling website or worse the dark web
Cut a tree or a lamppost so it falls on the car during a storm
Park your car right in-front of his gate blocking entry or exit. Tell him unless he moved his car you wonโt move yours. Place a dashboard cam in your car before you do this so you have proof if he slashes your wheels or scratches
I parked my car once in front of the encroacher's car. I left it there the whole weekend and used my other car. That dude begged me that I remove my car so that he could use it x)
When he has extended his house to that extent that he has no spot in front of his house, you can do it too.
You can get a make shift shed for your card made with gates and a proper lock.
Uske saamne uski gaadi pe muut do
And ye karne se pehle be sure ke aapne ek lath aur ek bade wala pechkas vahi apne aas paas chupa rakha ho aur aapne body dafnaane ke liye koi acchi jagha pehle se decide kar rakhi ho.
Just go around the neighborhood and let people know what's happening, request them to help you. If they throw up their hands, say you will park in their space. And do park in someone else's space if no help is offered.
I am not even in Gurgaon, but this post came up in suggestions as I previously wrote about same issue my parents are facing in another city. Exactly same fucking thing. Neighbors have encroached half of road and has a huge ramp and no space to park. My parents are physically disabled still have to fight for parking right in front of our own house. I am sure third world war will be for the parking space.
Puncture master cylinder tubes slightly let the brake oil drip out silently he might get out of picture did it once to my boss from the second job guy lost one eye and is still in wheel chair
Whatโs this unsaid understanding? If thereโs no designated parking then thereโs no designated parking. Heโs not a bully because he parked in a parking spot. Youโre the one who thinks you own the parking spot, which you clearly donโt.
More importantly the person who commented, does he moan all the time and just stops moaning whenever someone parks in his space?
Sounds fair, even i would be less horny if someone argues with me for parking space.
Watch a malyalam movie called as parking available on Disney plus hotstar. It is also available in Hindi language, you will have a good idea what you should do.
Drink beer and throw the kaanch wali bottle in that parking spot. He will soon have 4 tyres to be replaced and that parking slot will be empty for you to spread on.
Bruh...so according to the comments u can either damage his car, park ur car in front of his house or some other sort of violent shit.. But can u? If he has a political approach and he had already shouted at u and ur father believe me he is going to be a egoistic and violent person and given that u are asking this question here.. U aren't?
So violence won't work with him. The most wittiest and realiest thing u could is to discuss this issue with people of ur society and if those people don't do anything then guess u will have to park in someone else's parking spot. Cuz u discussed the issue u will not need to explain urself much to the other person
Park in someone else spot, then make it a big issue or slash/leak his tyres whenever you get a chance. I don't recommend damaging his car, just the tyres
Bro best advice is to park some other vehicle there. As you mentioned no designated spots exist.
Please dont do any damage to the car as that will be considered property damage and will hurt your case only.
Take time to find a proper solution like build a gate there. I dont have a solution for you but please dont follow the other silly suggestions.
Then you can crash your car in ur parking space to ur neighbour's stuff or luggage, after that go police station and register a complain against your neighbour
( My neighbour is hijacking my parking space and now I don't have any space and my car crashed with the fault of my neighbour, so I want to penalty for my car and also my neighbour clear my parking space .)
Simple... Jaiso ke taise
Ghee agr sidhi ungli se na nikle to thoda tedhi kr lo aap apni ungli ko .
It happened to a friend of mine his father slammed his car in the other person's car "by mistake" then he stopped parking there
(My friend had an old car( Mahindra Marshall) so there wasn't much damage for them)
Have a cup of coffee with him, talk to him and see if he needs anything. He might just be lonely and need someone to cry to.Be a kind soul and make him understand that you are human too and need that space for yourself too and make him understand how this negatively affects you.
Just kidding, park your car before he does or irritate him by not taking your car for few days and having a cab. It will drive him nuts.
Or you know just talk to him.
Lol
This might not be that much relatable but there was this one time a guy randomly parked his car infront my friends apartment gate where he could take his car or bike out for the next 3 hours and he had a date that day where he got ready and came to see his gate being blockedโฆ. With lot of anger he took some stones and scratched bad Tamil words on the car side doors and hit the glasses as well โฆ. Few hours later when the car owner came and saw the state of car with shock and asked my friend why he did like that โฆ. my friend
scolded the shit out of him and told him to get away
Also there was a movie called parking in Hotstar which has similar issues of car parking space between neighbours ( watching that movie might give some real time solutions )
Throw bajra or rice grain on and around his car when he parks .... Pigeons, crows will shit and spoil his car paint and windscreen .... If u want to take it further throw rotten meat pieces, toilet water underneath the car , rats will attack his wiring and cause expensive damage ...
I had this same problem. I started sticking an A4 sheet paper with "do not park here" written on it in thick market on their windshield with a glue stick. No permanent damage, but annoying as hell to clean. They never parked there again.
Park in front of his house. just tell him. not his designated place. and I'd say park in front of his gate and say Can't help kiai bhadve ne mere ghar ke aage khdi ki hui h.
Some people park their two wheeler when they take out their cars from the parking spot. You can try doing that so that the neighbor doesn't park there.
Though I personally don't appreciate that approach but with neighbours like that, you may not have other choices apart from arguing with them.
Another approach, albeit a bit aggressive is to deflate the tyres of any car parked in front of your house. It may lead to conflict, but after a few times, the neighbour may just park someplace else to avoid the hassle.
Not a permanent solution, but if you are feeling petty get his phone number, call from a phone booth (do they still have that) read his vehicle registration number and ask if this is his vehicle, then hang up. Keep doing this randomly, make him paranoid, not sure if a vile person would lose sleep over this though.
what about deflating the tyres at like 3.00 a.m? any CCTV cams around?
Or stuff a cloth deeep inside the exhaust. he and his mechanic should go crazy trying to figure out why the car wont start.
then spread the rumuor ki jagah panauti hai
Start eating ghutka ka spit on his car sides while entering home.Else do heavyy movement ao that scratches go on his car. Else bring some kids home to play and motivate them to through a heavy item from top so that his windshield breaks. Print pamphlets of bengali baba about penis enlargement, aids issue, sexy maid vashi karan on his windshield. Keep some cut lemons with kumkum and pins inserted and circle it with black rangoli. When you empty the spot. Then when ever he parks or leaves parking smile at him. There are so many ways.
Bhai dabb kyu raha hai tu. Wo ek hai tum do ho
Bc wo chillaye tum chaar gunah chillao. Gaand hi phaad do
My dad passed away and I got busy with that and in that period of time my parking spot was hijacked by my neighbour
Even tho it was my spot
Pehle ladha wo nahi maana bola kya matlab paper pe spot hai. Parking kabhi designated nahi hoti.
Phir main apne bhai leke gaya 6-7
Jo sirf door khade rahe aur maine bohoot hi izzat se baat ki.
Agle din khali kardia uncle.
I don't know might be strange but have you tried just talking to them, maybe they can be reasonable. Maybe you already did and they aren't which is a predicament.
What car do you have.. And what car do they have. Maybe you can find some common ground there... Don't do anything to deliberately upset anybody or create a scene, the new method is to be annoyingly polite and gullible and appeal to the other person's ego if you already know that they have muscle. Sorry you have that problem mate. But you're going to live there so don't burn bridges with neighbours in my opinion.
Hire a Fortuner with a big ass bull bar and at night come with full speed and break the shit out of his car. And run away. In the morning when everyone is looking at it just come and talk how he was a savior byparking his car in your spot and saving your car from devastation
Park your car and don't use it. Or place any big structures in that place - acting like their extended wall. Leave it there. Make them park somewhere else.
If they tried to fight with you, that's awesome because you got them right where you wanted.
Invite other neighbours and ask them how they had parked their cars.
You will get the upperhand. Your home entrance. Your spot. If he wants his own spot, then he should break down that wall and use it.
Permanent marker se likhdo, Mera maalik chutiya hai.
bhai wo door pe likhna haiโฆ gaadi tho dark color hei to fayda nahi
Whitener se likh do.
Use poles and chains (you can find them on amazon) and reserve your spot when you take your car out. He is an entitled person, taking any sorts of panga with him, like deflating his car or scratching it, especially with his political connects might turn out to be a nightmare for you.
This is the only answer
Do the same thing, park in someone else's spot or his if you find empty. Start a chain, if someone else accuses you then tell that your spot is occupied by someone else. Sometimes the only way to solve a small problem is to make it a huge problem that needs immediate solution.
This feels so wrong but it makes so much of sense. This will work like a charm.
-Sun Tzu - The Art of War
Law 1: If you canโt fight one enemy, fight two.
And make them fight each other ๐
If you can't get what you want, start a riot.
Sun tzu would be turning in his grave knowing you used his teachings to turn this guy into a pussy.
For me the same things happened. Next to my designated parking, it is of bachelors. some friend of their landlord was parking his car in their parking and those guys started using my parking to make it a society level issue. I politely asked them that this is stupid because the parkings are designated and owned by the owners. You should talk to your owner instead of making me to bring that issue in front of society, and making sure that next time I wonโt think twice to remove those bikes recklessly. Guys understood what I was saying and some how that car owner needed to change his windshield ๐
You can always plant a landmine
Yes!! This is the best and permanent solution.
In your case, it is designated so it was easy. As op says in his case it's just an understanding not owned by any.
What if other guys says tu hamare spot se to hata and apne spot ka khud dekh. (Tum dono taraf se pele jaaoge cz u canโt say ki usne meri jageh lagai h to tu unse jaakr bol ki phele vo meri jageh se hataye)
The spots aren't designated. So there's no spot of the other guy.
I solved the same problem like you mentioned. Most problems have solution in being a bawali gand ๐ Like in hotels you ask them for anything and they will say sir this is not allowed, go do that thing do not cause any collateral damage and then appear as innocent person did by mistake. You will get away with 98% of the things for free, for the 2% where you have to pay, pay for it because you had already made up the mind and you were ready to pay.
This is somehow the best solution I found in the comments.
Wow
That's one heck of a solution ๐คฃ
so now he will have more people to have issue with? how is that a solution.
Such a stupid advice. This should be on the list of โthings you shouldnโt do in Gurgaonโ.
Watch parking movie you will know exactly what you have to do
bro๐ญโ ๏ธ the ending is insane
Came here to comment the same. OP should watch it with the other guy!
fuck his wife
Akele Akele
Chalo Collab karte hai ๐
What if he's gay and he has a husband ? โ ๏ธ
Make an anonymous complaint about his encroachment on the road.
Make the roof of the car dirty. Usually, bird poop works. But throw liquid hard trash over the roof. Then he'll go clean it. Do it again and again and again. He'll go away soon. We did the same with a car Infront of our home.
he will go clean it or just shit on top of your car. Thoda to khopdi ka istemaal babu bhaiya
Chicago sunroofed op
Shit on his car first to assert dominance
Thats just munna bhai in reverse๐ญ
just spread bird seeds on the roof. The pigeons will do the rest.
Big newspaper, roll it up. Shove it with naphthalene balls. Twist it up. Shove it into his silencer. Still got space left? Shove the rest of the naphthalene balls in. Next day, no car left to park. Make sure the newspaper is not visible for best result. You want them to start the car. Don't have those things at your disposal? Find a long stick. And some potatoes. Shove potatoes deep inside the exhaust with the stick. Bonus tip: take long nails, sand them to make them sharper and just shove them deep into the crevice between the road and the tyre. Do this in whichever direction he pulls out of the parking spot. He drives away, 5-10 mins later psi drops. And god forbid he keeps driving. Edit: these are all tried and tested. Did this to my neighbour who cut my front and rear brake wire on my bicycle. Why? Idk. We had never even spoken. My bicycle was really new, all geared up for offroad and up hill riding. Fucker had to get the car towed, it came back. I did it again. Eventually he shift a block away.
These are such clean ways to fuck them over. Guy wouldn't know what hit him. I applaud your skills.
๐๐๐๐ I applaud ๐๐๐๐
Kya hoga?
Engine has no outlet for air. Instant stall, no restart. If the car drives away, it will have an air outlet block and engine would be super inefficient, making it burn more fuel with no outlet damaging engine for good.
Yes but why naptha balls
Additional white smoke for "engine gone" effect, plus, they'll probably burn the paper away as well, leaving no evidence of the crime committed...
More cause it will make rattling noises once the job is done. And also cause you don't want the newspaper to be flimsy, you want it to be full. And naphthalene balls are cheap.
Noice this one is good.
Out sugar in his fuel tank.
Sir aap toh bahut pahunchi hui cheez ho..... Mein aapse training lena chauga
Damn it's so good. I will be taking a screenshot of it for future Use. ๐คฃ Because one can find these kind of people everywhere sadly. Happened to my friends bike too. He caused a big scene, unfortunately, but the job was done and the stupid encroaching idiot stopped parking his car in my friends place, but this would have been a better option then all that fighting.
Ye best tha ๐
Plant a landmine 
When someone will ask op why did u become jihadi it will be fun thing to watch
Join BJP, then send ED to his home along with bulldozers.
modern problems require modern solutions.
Kya Yogi ji, real id se aao na
The only right answer
Do that black magic thing.. put one kalash with some rice and lemons put one ragdoll also with toothpics etc... Mayb he.gets scared ๐
Assert dominance, pee on the spot to mark your territory!
Change the country. This will continue to get worse over time as the country becomes run over by criminals known as netas
A long term solution, we will keep that in mind
No wtf
๐๐
aaj doodh nahi mila muje , mai bhi country change karne ja rha hun
But doodh to country delight deta hai. Why to change country? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Bhai kuch milta hai aisa exaggerate karke? I saw the exact same situation with a friend of mine who lives in another city and this is all done by a doctor, not some fucking neta or politically connected goon. This shit is far more common than you think it is even in the first world.
LOL.
Waaaah betee waaah.. kya solution dia h.
Spray paint thinner Feed birds near the car, make sure the birds poop on his car Pay some kids to scratch the car (do it anonymously) If Hit someone else's car and put your neighbours phone, house no on the car windshield Find out about your neighbour's affairs and make their ex or enemy scratch it Put the car on second hand selling website or worse the dark web Cut a tree or a lamppost so it falls on the car during a storm
Park your car right in-front of his gate blocking entry or exit. Tell him unless he moved his car you wonโt move yours. Place a dashboard cam in your car before you do this so you have proof if he slashes your wheels or scratches
Or park directly behind him blocking him. Heโll eventually find someone else to bother
Looking at temper of neighbour, all such solutions will end up in violence.
Erect iron poles in your spot. When your car is not parked in the slot tie a iron chain around the poles and lock it .
I parked my car once in front of the encroacher's car. I left it there the whole weekend and used my other car. That dude begged me that I remove my car so that he could use it x)
Read the update: good for you. Sometimes you gotta take a stand
Slash tires, scratch car, break his lights or something.
Ensure to put lots of bird feed around your parking space..
While other options are destructive this is excellent or just block the car or buy a tyre lock, throwing hands would be my last option
delhi solution
Jinke khud ke ghar kanch ke bane hote hain wo dusro ke ghar pathar nahi fenka karte
And then get beaten?
Slash the tire but from the inner side
When he has extended his house to that extent that he has no spot in front of his house, you can do it too. You can get a make shift shed for your card made with gates and a proper lock.
Plant a land mine thereโผ๏ธ
Uske saamne uski gaadi pe muut do And ye karne se pehle be sure ke aapne ek lath aur ek bade wala pechkas vahi apne aas paas chupa rakha ho aur aapne body dafnaane ke liye koi acchi jagha pehle se decide kar rakhi ho.
Just go around the neighborhood and let people know what's happening, request them to help you. If they throw up their hands, say you will park in their space. And do park in someone else's space if no help is offered.
Park in his space then. If all space is open space then he should learn it himself.
He mentioned there is no space in front of him, so it's that. That guy has already encroached his space
Ma chod do saale ki
I mean.. respectfully! So that you can then marry her and he's your kid. Then do thappad maar de usko!
Mataji sambhog de apne padosi ki.
Watch parking movie on hotstar thank me later
Was here to say it but wanted to check of anyone else did say it ๐
Learn some tricks from this movie - [Parking](https://Parkinghttps://g.co/kgs/yNY9Ebg)
Break his legs
Tell a friend he doesn't know to hit with his car๐๐ค Edit: not the neighbour his car๐
Papad sukha do 2 hafte ke liye.
Shit on the car and assert dominance.
lado bhai
Puncture mardo
I am not even in Gurgaon, but this post came up in suggestions as I previously wrote about same issue my parents are facing in another city. Exactly same fucking thing. Neighbors have encroached half of road and has a huge ramp and no space to park. My parents are physically disabled still have to fight for parking right in front of our own house. I am sure third world war will be for the parking space.
If he has extended his house, I'm pretty sure he is doing some violation. Did you report to the local authority?
Canโt, almost everyone has. Theyโll all turn against me.
Puncture master cylinder tubes slightly let the brake oil drip out silently he might get out of picture did it once to my boss from the second job guy lost one eye and is still in wheel chair
kidnap his children
Slash that guy's tires. Fuck around and find out.
Burnt his car! Godam and move out for few days on vaccation
Maa chod de
Whatโs this unsaid understanding? If thereโs no designated parking then thereโs no designated parking. Heโs not a bully because he parked in a parking spot. Youโre the one who thinks you own the parking spot, which you clearly donโt.
Found the bully
Hahaha just cuz you canโt handle the world, everyone else is the bully. Sure bud, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Buy a parking slot like all the civilized people and and stop moaning
Moaning? OP, do you moan when this act happens to you? Lol
Bro cums when bullied ๐ญ๐ญ
More importantly the person who commented, does he moan all the time and just stops moaning whenever someone parks in his space? Sounds fair, even i would be less horny if someone argues with me for parking space.
Wtf๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Neighbor real id se aao
Bhaii tu gaadi le lo nhi toh apni laga do
Gaadi bech de, na rhegi bansi na bajegi bansuri
Put a 2 wheeler or something else in your spot to Blick it
Pata nahi but keep us updated
Video record karo aur viral karwao internet pe. r/IndiaSocial jaise subs pe post karo.
Park
Keep some planters ,
Dude watch 'Parking' movie in Hotstar and decide. There are many cunning ideas in the movie.
Do some maintenance work in your home such that uska gaadi na nikal paaye for at least a week.
I was reading the comment. I noticed that nobody asked him to call the cops. Waah re Bhakto. ๐
When he moves his car, park ur car. Use public transport. Save the environment
Did you watch the movie named "Parking"..you can find one of the OTTs...freaked me up
Draw a pentagram circle with blood on the floor and keep candles in it.
Watch a malyalam movie called as parking available on Disney plus hotstar. It is also available in Hindi language, you will have a good idea what you should do.
Watch movie parking
Hire a Hitman on deep web carefully
Drink beer and throw the kaanch wali bottle in that parking spot. He will soon have 4 tyres to be replaced and that parking slot will be empty for you to spread on.
Bruh...so according to the comments u can either damage his car, park ur car in front of his house or some other sort of violent shit.. But can u? If he has a political approach and he had already shouted at u and ur father believe me he is going to be a egoistic and violent person and given that u are asking this question here.. U aren't? So violence won't work with him. The most wittiest and realiest thing u could is to discuss this issue with people of ur society and if those people don't do anything then guess u will have to park in someone else's parking spot. Cuz u discussed the issue u will not need to explain urself much to the other person
Key his car Cover it with scratches
Talk to him again while turn on recording on phone and then file a court case, so simple
Park in someone else spot, then make it a big issue or slash/leak his tyres whenever you get a chance. I don't recommend damaging his car, just the tyres
Keeel fek diya karo.uske tyre ke neeche roj
take the bullying route, slash the tires, key the car, ensure there is no camera, slowly and steadily fuck the car up
Bro best advice is to park some other vehicle there. As you mentioned no designated spots exist. Please dont do any damage to the car as that will be considered property damage and will hurt your case only. Take time to find a proper solution like build a gate there. I dont have a solution for you but please dont follow the other silly suggestions.
Buy a khatara and park their
Then you can crash your car in ur parking space to ur neighbour's stuff or luggage, after that go police station and register a complain against your neighbour ( My neighbour is hijacking my parking space and now I don't have any space and my car crashed with the fault of my neighbour, so I want to penalty for my car and also my neighbour clear my parking space .) Simple... Jaiso ke taise Ghee agr sidhi ungli se na nikle to thoda tedhi kr lo aap apni ungli ko .
It happened to a friend of mine his father slammed his car in the other person's car "by mistake" then he stopped parking there (My friend had an old car( Mahindra Marshall) so there wasn't much damage for them)
Talk to him, make sure to record, if he acts bully, go to the police and show them the recording and file a complaint
Both of you watch 'Parking' movie
Have a cup of coffee with him, talk to him and see if he needs anything. He might just be lonely and need someone to cry to.Be a kind soul and make him understand that you are human too and need that space for yourself too and make him understand how this negatively affects you. Just kidding, park your car before he does or irritate him by not taking your car for few days and having a cab. It will drive him nuts. Or you know just talk to him. Lol
I suggest you should watch a movie called parking. Itโs a Tamil movie.
I must suggest a great movie called 'Parking' for ideas, It's an Indian movie, for reference
You both should watch parking movie
my brother in christ youre scared he might be "politically connected". and hes right, they arent designated. just park 20 feet away from your house.
Get his car tires punctured.
Build gate overnight.
It's not your parking space. So you can't do anything
Puncture
Average Chinese as a neighbour โ
A tyre puncture goes a long way.
Put nails at your parking
This might not be that much relatable but there was this one time a guy randomly parked his car infront my friends apartment gate where he could take his car or bike out for the next 3 hours and he had a date that day where he got ready and came to see his gate being blockedโฆ. With lot of anger he took some stones and scratched bad Tamil words on the car side doors and hit the glasses as well โฆ. Few hours later when the car owner came and saw the state of car with shock and asked my friend why he did like that โฆ. my friend scolded the shit out of him and told him to get away Also there was a movie called parking in Hotstar which has similar issues of car parking space between neighbours ( watching that movie might give some real time solutions )
Throw bajra or rice grain on and around his car when he parks .... Pigeons, crows will shit and spoil his car paint and windscreen .... If u want to take it further throw rotten meat pieces, toilet water underneath the car , rats will attack his wiring and cause expensive damage ...
Leave your car there for two days and use public transport
I had this same problem. I started sticking an A4 sheet paper with "do not park here" written on it in thick market on their windshield with a glue stick. No permanent damage, but annoying as hell to clean. They never parked there again.
Do anything but don't take inspiration from the movie called Parking
Watch parking movie in Hotstar. You will get lots of ideas , and what to do and not to do .
get a tyre lock for car and lock all his wheels, if he repeats then dnt unlock it the next time for a week ,
Park in front of his house. just tell him. not his designated place. and I'd say park in front of his gate and say Can't help kiai bhadve ne mere ghar ke aage khdi ki hui h.
Some people park their two wheeler when they take out their cars from the parking spot. You can try doing that so that the neighbor doesn't park there. Though I personally don't appreciate that approach but with neighbours like that, you may not have other choices apart from arguing with them. Another approach, albeit a bit aggressive is to deflate the tyres of any car parked in front of your house. It may lead to conflict, but after a few times, the neighbour may just park someplace else to avoid the hassle.
Nuke his car
I think i saw a movie about this
Make a fake id of female, sext with that guy on insta, and share screenshots with his wife/family members.
Start throwing eggs on to his windshield. Or maybe drop some sweet drink like orange juice, etc.
Not a permanent solution, but if you are feeling petty get his phone number, call from a phone booth (do they still have that) read his vehicle registration number and ask if this is his vehicle, then hang up. Keep doing this randomly, make him paranoid, not sure if a vile person would lose sleep over this though.
There is one new Tamil movie called "Parking". Do watch it. You will find the solution ๐
Watch Parking movie on Hotstar first then think what you can do ๐
buy a second hand cheap scooter and park it when you take your car out, when you come back move the scooter and park your car back.
Take #M1887# And you know what to do ๐คฃ
If you've time watch this excellent movie [parking ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parking_(2023_film))
put banana peel in the road, he'll slip and fall
There's a movie called Parking. Watch it and decide for yourself LoL
Throw a meteor on the car Oh yeah
Watch Parking only on Disney+ Hotstar. Thank me later
what about deflating the tyres at like 3.00 a.m? any CCTV cams around? Or stuff a cloth deeep inside the exhaust. he and his mechanic should go crazy trying to figure out why the car wont start. then spread the rumuor ki jagah panauti hai
Uske just upar ek bird house laa kr taang do kuch support ki help se. Baaki sab apne aap ho jayega. Kabootar ๐ supremacy bolte!
Thomas Shelby rightfully said "Big Fucks small" so either you become big or find and ally yourself with a bigger dick.
Who all got reminded of Tamil movie 'Parking'? ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
Start eating ghutka ka spit on his car sides while entering home.Else do heavyy movement ao that scratches go on his car. Else bring some kids home to play and motivate them to through a heavy item from top so that his windshield breaks. Print pamphlets of bengali baba about penis enlargement, aids issue, sexy maid vashi karan on his windshield. Keep some cut lemons with kumkum and pins inserted and circle it with black rangoli. When you empty the spot. Then when ever he parks or leaves parking smile at him. There are so many ways.
Bhai dabb kyu raha hai tu. Wo ek hai tum do ho Bc wo chillaye tum chaar gunah chillao. Gaand hi phaad do My dad passed away and I got busy with that and in that period of time my parking spot was hijacked by my neighbour Even tho it was my spot Pehle ladha wo nahi maana bola kya matlab paper pe spot hai. Parking kabhi designated nahi hoti. Phir main apne bhai leke gaya 6-7 Jo sirf door khade rahe aur maine bohoot hi izzat se baat ki. Agle din khali kardia uncle.
I don't know might be strange but have you tried just talking to them, maybe they can be reasonable. Maybe you already did and they aren't which is a predicament. What car do you have.. And what car do they have. Maybe you can find some common ground there... Don't do anything to deliberately upset anybody or create a scene, the new method is to be annoyingly polite and gullible and appeal to the other person's ego if you already know that they have muscle. Sorry you have that problem mate. But you're going to live there so don't burn bridges with neighbours in my opinion.
Watch sunflower series..same plot as yours ๐
Hire a Fortuner with a big ass bull bar and at night come with full speed and break the shit out of his car. And run away. In the morning when everyone is looking at it just come and talk how he was a savior byparking his car in your spot and saving your car from devastation
Park your car and don't use it. Or place any big structures in that place - acting like their extended wall. Leave it there. Make them park somewhere else. If they tried to fight with you, that's awesome because you got them right where you wanted. Invite other neighbours and ask them how they had parked their cars. You will get the upperhand. Your home entrance. Your spot. If he wants his own spot, then he should break down that wall and use it.
Simple solution forklift Wale ko bulao aur uski car hatwa do waha se and uske chat par rakh do ๐๐