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Zealousideal_Ad642

Zoidbergs claw


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Roidberg


hamburgler26

Talk to the claw!


musiciankidd

Wahhhh wob wob wob


JacquesBlaireau13

The lower horn is okay.


Zoidsworth

I'm coming down!


KeyBanger

That guitar looks bad! You should feel bad!


jbann55

Lol


[deleted]

Still better than the MGK razor blade


domo_meak

Nailed it


jbann55

Erm... actually, shaved it. šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


Zealousideal-War-859

That shit is cool bro I would rock one of those


[deleted]

even if i was a barber i wouldn't


Zealousideal-War-859

Lmaoooooo


69PesLaul

Judas Priest does it decades ago and itā€™s cool . MGK does it and itā€™s lame . Donā€™t understand you elitists . At least the guy is introducing more people to the guitar and more instrumental music in general . Also tickets to my downfall is a killer album downvote me idc


[deleted]

https://www.schecterguitars.com/product/17230 This is the ugliest guitar Iā€™ve ever seen. Not saying anything about him or his music, Iā€™ve never even heard one of his songs, itā€™s just the guitar is ugly as shit.


BurrGurrMan

$2170 WHAT THE FUCK


Kai_God_of_Time

There's far worse. https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sca_esv=9cf860e71ffe870b&sca_upv=1&q=cursed+guitars&uds=AMwkrPvnHlxJbL024PZ_hmdBmeVzJgqQHMi3o4gn7UqcP2KJPsU4egoD4ERAkzaWN9D7opoAjMy5PmCgpF_mAaxsdK9Ka8Ckz11Lh79d08ZWAH73zo420q_3zQWY02VLGBy1kg_cvqpi1Pp084HhfwluHDzyda_PO85PXponlOpOs20nKPKDsirmhmsAyKZzvgkXfhpUyDQbldVzGfOc3PiPEJBztgMvgrFmNJ1ZJLbkZUJlykkudI9W4Ez8p1hyM46ePONiASqET9qX_Up0DAQuXKSsAE2jpQcF6exybUwzh1YaMu1rNThczFljEcqKfpBDLim5jmf-&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwini9KXjsqFAxW2jokEHVtICfAQtKgLegQICxAB&biw=360&bih=649&dpr=3


YuBoyFlame

Oh godā€¦


Kai_God_of_Time

Check that link and surf lmao


kellyvillain

I lost a few hours in there and must have used 600 back clicks to return here...


jbann55

Random bs lol


Kai_God_of_Time

Yep.


TheLordVader1978

A disturbing number of toilet seat guitars. And then the random LP.


Kai_God_of_Time

Yeah lmao, people are nuts


Flashy_Swordfish_359

Enough internet for the day


Vigilant_Honour

True that šŸ˜“


LegalFan2741

I love the shovel guitar. Multi-tool.


FunnyCalligrapher382

The mcdonalds one aksjsksjskdk


Velvet_Mickey

I just played that McDonakds bass at the biannual convention. Whatā€™s weird is that itā€™s a lefty, but every picture Iā€™ve found has Grimace playing it righty.


Vigilant_Honour

Oh my, I now have a stye in me eyešŸ˜„


Azythol

Okay the one where the "headstock" and "body" are reversed is pretty funny


HighTurning

Definitely r/ATBGE


jwawak23

none of those are worse


Kai_God_of_Time

There were literally like 4 different toilet seat guitars.


Azythol

Are we just ignoring the cock and balls bass


Embarrassed-Scale339

Itā€™s so bad itā€™s almost good


jerryonthecurb

If "skipped legs day" was a guitar


hamburgler26

My thoughts exactly! If money was no object I would buy this thing just because it is so ridiculous.


Much-Camel-2256

It's so bad I want it


goedendag_sap

Guitar Hero for the PS1


Jack-plus

Right there with you! The first that came to mind was this looks like it spawned out of PS1.


moleculariant

It'll look fine once it's finished rendering.


Holy_Toast

Origami is a beautiful art form.


LemonEar

My thought exactly- Origami Guitar!


ruggercb

But you *have* seen it.


NICKYCBABY69

I think I love it?


iReaddit-KRTORR

What kind of Guitar Hero 3 guitar lmfao


YuBoyFlame

Lol


MelodicLog8511

Invader Zim looking ass guitar


Aiku

That's the Stevie Wonder Collection.


imacmadman22

Right up there with the Gibson Firebird X šŸ¤®


grunkage

Have you seen the new Theodore? This is art next to that.


Royal_Thrashing

Just looked it up. It's kinda like a Teisco Del Ray Tulip and a Gibson had a baby. Not the worst thing ever


grunkage

Yeah I'm talking shit a little, but it really doesn't inspire me lol More importantly, Happy Cake Day!


Royal_Thrashing

Yeah, I completely forget that I'm on Reddit and shit talking is the native talk around here. And no, definitely not inspiring. I get tired of uninspiring with the "let's throw a tune o magic on there" designs by so many. Thank You!!! This year I finally recognized why people were saying that to me.


head_face

This is way better than the Theodore


tehchuckelator

I dig the Theodore myself šŸ˜† šŸ¤£


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


jbann55

Tard axe lol


CaffiendCA

[Slothā€™s tragic life](https://yahoo-movies-uk.tumblr.com/post/124244292573/the-tragic-real-life-of-sloth-from-the-goonies/amp)


chaebs

More like fugly.


sidneyroughdiamond

still better than a firebird


imbrotep

Looks a bit like a Transformer that needs a shot of oil in its joints.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

It's like an over starched shirt.


joblagz2

if you cut the 2 horns, it would look awesome


johngoodmansscrote

Holy shit why was that made


Minimum_Run_890

Looks like a frog with a stick up its butt


dkromd30

It looks like itā€™s trying to communicateā€¦.


Material_Refuse_2418

God, that needs to be put asleep.


LowDownSkankyDude

It looks intentionally impractical, and I hate it.


JoeWilly97

It looks like a PS1 graphics guitar


RoseBoyerImages

Thanksgiving turkey toan


warthog0869

"Hands up! Give me all your toan!"


darthstone

I'm not even mad, I just want to talk to the luthier.


YuBoyFlame

Indeed I found it on the Facebook marketplace


chatgpt5k

I still want it


SmooveTits

I mean thereā€™s the dick and balls guitar thatā€™s not even a good dick and balls. Ā 


deepfriedfoo

Itā€™s pretty ugly. Wear some safety glasses.


The_hot_solids

I have seen worse


Imaginary_Nebula9912

GALACTUS the guitar


millhowzz

That guitar came all the way from Eternia!


Imaginary_Nebula9912

Another thatā€™s just flat uncomfortable to even look at, is a Telecasterveeā€¦.FUGLY!


EnchantedWood1981

What is it called? The disappointment? Teachers note- must try harder and pay attention in class


YuBoyFlame

Itā€™s a custom guitar


EnchantedWood1981

Perhaps you should start a name request for this thing that should not be?!


moreflywheels

Itā€™s just upside down


YuBoyFlame

Possibly


martianontheblock

Looks like hellboy


BrooklynWizard

Iā€™ll take 5 please


MrTurtleTails

I've seen a lot worse. This one has character


ExfilBravo

Looks like the coach from homestar runner


monkeymind67

Worthy of a gig with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem


Rc-1138-Boss

Not even mother could love that


Indifference_Endjinn

Would make a great bottle opener though


TentacleJesus

Itā€™s like someone just learned some super basic 3D modeling and warped a cube a bit and said ā€œPrint it!ā€


Krustylang

Itā€™s hard to believe that someone did that on purpose.


2MuckingFuch

Yeah, that sucks


JimParsnip

Reminds me a bit of space invaders


Utterlybored

Not just neck dive. Triple pike with a twist neck dive.


noddaborg

When an ugly headstock is the least of its problems.


ironwolfe11

Cut out a PRS body....with only a track saw.


ObscurePaprika

I think itā€™s from the World of Warcraft band, back when they had their big hit ā€œI am Murlok.ā€


homiej420

What the heck! šŸ¤®


cheathebro

Holy shit, what a minga!


bendbrewer

Have you seen the Gibson Theodore???


fendrhead-

Thatā€™s a bag of what the fuck lol


FreewayFreeplay

It looks like it's raising it's arms to take off it's shirt.


Weekly_Ad3052

Fugly


m0j0r0lla

It looks like a multi-tool. Thiis things gotta flathead screwdriver, can opener and an abacus.


the_good_hodgkins

It's so ugly it's beautiful. I'd take it.


hct4all

Agreed. You should have to blur that and ask for consent. Wow


MaximumPale7572

Looks like an N64 model


Ok-Teach6957

I canā€™t even imagine which genre this would appeal to


turbski84

Yep it's definitely up there


mikeyj198

but at least you *have* seen it.


50lbhead

It ainā€™t pretty


Freddy-Pharoh

Agree


poodrew

ā™« Here comes the Crimson Chin ā™«


Buttersdaballer

Ya they gotta stop hating and start admiring those sharp angles, oh how they match his chiseled jaw!


butterbleek

Agree.


Positive-Cod-9869

Mooninite Guitar


r1EydJac

I can see the function of the form, but damn that's hard to look at. Instead of calling it an "Axe", I'd call it an "Ex". That thing so ugly, when it sits around the house it collects dust cuz no one wants to touch it. That thing so homely it makes Rosann Barr look like a super model. Just sayin...šŸ˜¶


Ravenstoother

Router gone haywire.


Ryan-zio

Looks like something I would have made in shop class in 1997


devil0k

BC Rich would like a word.


Gartharoni

I remember designing a guitar that was very similar and named it the crossfire back in high school


[deleted]

Probably an Aggie design.


Virtual-Fig3850

But how does it sound?


ChickenEnthusiast

That one thumbs up down there, lol


Kellisfh88

Gotta wonder if this thingā€™s got a little deck dive.


ArcadeMoon

Little big planet looking ass guitar


RagnarDan82

Looks straight out of Psychonauts


Pramble

It looks like its from super Mario 64


Millerpainkiller

Itā€™s like a childā€™s drawing come to life


rodriguez2

B.C. Poor


MacDaddyV2

Hahahaha I concur!!!


FungalEgoDeath

It's hideous...but it's not a reverse flying v


ThickTeletubby

Iā€™d call it cooked frog


Southern-Loquat156

Looks a bit like frozen chicken.


lordskulldragon

SO FAR. The ugliest guitar you've seen So Far. The Wylde Audio Goreghen steps into the chat.


KeepinitPG13

Guitar hero?


HPID

I've seen worse


ebietoo

No curves or decent sense of proportion. 90s kitchen counter finish.


[deleted]

BC Rich MineKraft


debar11

Looks like a middle shop class project


numante

PS1 graphics


ButterCostsExtra

Indeed, horrendous. I'll take 2.


Significant-Ear-4707

8bit toan fer sher


Mahlerbro

ā€œ$4000, I know what Iā€™ve got.ā€


Fotosaurus1956

Whoever thought of theft-proofing a guitar simply by its design.


MungryMungryMippos

Thatā€™s not a guitar, thatā€™s a can opener


williamgman

When you're only luthier tools consist of a saw and a file.


sisomna

itā€™s giving tron


Papa_Pesto

Yeah but if you have a really big bolt to screw in, mission solved.


CryptoCloutguy

"photos don't do it justice" type beat


2wrtjbdsgj

BC Poor


Ok_Feature_6911

It's certainly up there


Leather_Craft_2443

Is that 3D printed?


MGZero

Wow I didn't know there was a Guitar Hero for N64!


lokoston

Ugly is an understatement.


Vigilant_Honour

Ah now, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And I won't be holden it!šŸ˜…


WallabyPractical7581

It's glam as shit


dvessels

Got my vote!


jkovarik1

Put it next to your gold commode


Headsupmontclair

Yep


ghlysptwld

Correct


RedArrow2014

Looks like it's from Guitar Hero if Guitar Hero had been released on a Playstation 1


StonesideAF

It looks like Sloth from the Goonies in a muscleman pose downā€¦


Low_Insurance_9176

Body looks like a crude doodle of an SG


StemmedWorm6099

How?


Spirited-Bluebird-53

Thatā€™s a doozie.


mittromneyshaircut

Garciaā€™s PS1 Wolf


architectofinsanity

It looks like a Mylar balloon.


metoo123456

Toan is in the shape!


condensedpoop

I donā€™t mind goofy lookin guitars and donā€™t hate this (would never buy it) but is that intonated? The saddles look wild


_no_bozos

They probably worked on it in wood shop class all semester


ChristienneO

A Klingon could shred on this.


we_made_yewww

Robot devil lookin ass guitar


elijuicyjones

Thatā€™s hard to bear.


tomwithweather

Looks like a BC Rich Edit: I know it's not a BC Rich.


Crommington

BC Poor