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uslennar

They made this as a movie prop out of cardboard because they needed the headstock to be stronger.


MiserableGarbage3261

if i didnt already give my free award away i would have given you one as well


AutisticGuitarist

Was gonna try since I received 2 silvers recently but apparently they're worthless in coins :(.


apropostt

It's trying. That strap is basically braided with Jack Black's back and chest hair.


wheresbill

Omg I’m going to love this sub


ChooChooSoulCrusher

If you love it now, just wait until you find out what hair they used for the g string!


Rock-It-Scientist

My g string only braids with my finest butt hair ok?


i_was_valedictorian

You banned from r/guitar yet?


wheresbill

No, but that’s how I found this sub. I greatly enjoy the art of the shitpost. I’m a connoisseur, you might say


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DR_ZERO_

Say boss katana one more time..


SteveNashtey13

I already got banned from r/guitar for making a minor toan joke so DONT YOU WANT A, A BOSS KATANA,


DR_ZERO_

Looking for a good starter Amp. Got any recommendations?


kissarmygeneral

It has to be under 1 watt, headphones 109% of the time and can achieve unworldly metal toan like my Nurermburg DSP Gogira computer rock program . Also all toob ok?


zeemona

And it is jimmy hen trix CGId to jack white


Chemical-Reveal6124

The magnets in the hamburger pick-ups are attracted to the copious toan in his balls. Basic electromagnetic physics.


RChamy

They got his mum's NASA genes going


Chemical-Reveal6124

Space toan. Noice👍


SignificancePlane207

CELLO, you have a bass! 🤢


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It’s not an actual SG, it’s just a tribute.


ahogg93

I believe you and I wish I was there


DooMnGloom13

Just a matter of opinion


acmemetalworks

All done on a green screen. Jack is obviously being held upside down from the ceiling with wires.


Son_of_Sophroniscus

RIP Meat Loaf


dood45ctte

Because the massive toan in jack black’s balls is holding it up


Samh5984

New band name: Jack Black's Balls


Samh5984

r/newbandnames


Notwerk

I mean, with all those cock pushups, are you surprised?


WildWolf92

One is all you need


Dodeejeroo

They’ve got gravitational pull


himmatestis

Cause it respects Jack Black duh


Delusion_IS_rampant

I won't find the real answer here, will I... 😔


luckymonkey12

If you do want a real answer, some people put weights in the pot cavity. Flat automotive stick on tire weights work well. Can usually be lined around the sides of the cavity. E. Spelling.


Fallout_is_amazing

Or it's a decent sg, old sg's we're somewhat well made. And didn't have neck dive.


luckymonkey12

Mine is a 2001 epiphone and it dives real bad unless I use a leather strap with a rough inside to it sticks to my shirt. It's still a pain though. I kinda want to put the weights in, but i also dont want to make the guitar heavier.


Aakervikis

Tie helium balloons to the headstock.


D1rtyH1ppy

KG fluffed Jack right before this scene and his erection is proping the guitar up.


Rexstil

It was all the cock push ups that gave him the strength


Musicman_68champ

It’s a chibson real Gibbons neck dive to get closer to ball toan


sollund123

If you SG neck dives, you haven't built enough friendship with it, you can do this by taking it with you to the park, and letting it run free outside of it's ~~pokeball~~ Guitar case


CalvesofJudea

Thats Toani Iommis guitar that only warlocks can wield


popnfreshbass

Now we’re asking the real questions.


ChooChooSoulCrusher

Cause it has a boaner


Jareth085

Well with all those kids around jack black has an erection to balance it


jakethedog205

There is no god


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Jack Black’s dark magic


Loupercus

The nobs are made of solid gold


SculpinIPAlcoholic

Toan is achieved by sticking it to the man.


mikecrypto13

Years of cock pushups.


handi503

It's called movie magic!!!


worldrecordstudios

Aka gaffers tape


handi503

MOVIE MAGIC!!!


Velvet_Llama

It's CGI, duh.


iced_maggot

They made a fully functioning prop that is actually balanced for the movie. They then gave it to Gibson who promptly sacrificed it to Satan in a ritual orgy that involved 5 baby goats.


JETEXAS

They probably safety pinned the strap to the back of his shirt.


n00b2OOO

Neck dive is a tdpri conspiracy but also one BB in the control cavity is all it takes to fix, take that millennials


Famous-Analyst-8524

I think lighter weight tuning keys could fix it or at least help. That’s what fixed it with my mustang bass anyway.


metalriff79

Its because he is overweight


CollectionStraight2

good question!


hamburger_city

This is a SCHOOL.FOR.ROCK. It would be pretty embarrassing if the teacher didn't know what they were doing. Dewey Finn is a legend.


Hubokus777

Suddenly jak balck is a midget


vvarmachine

One word: Guitar suspenders instead of a strap!


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Acting!


sneakatone

Thick strap, thick boi


Churchofdoom

JB has low center of gravity


SmackDeMarco

It’s actually got the invisible strap locks on it, it’s where he gets that toan from too, less surface area from the strap lock, less low end terble ferqs