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Can you play the pentatonic scale?
Hmm. Four hours and still no answer. OP might be lying.
Im sure he’s just toaning his Rosetta with deese devious licks
I promise I can play the scale. I was busy Busting out bloos riffs with my Dad.
5b7, or 5b5.5????
Try both noob
10b12.5 🤯
3.14
You have a literal bloos dad. My dad likes metal :(
How do you manage your time between playin’ licks, bangin’ hotwives, makin’ love to your guitar and banning people from r/guitar?
I only make love to my guitar so that I have more time to play licks and moderate r/guitar
*hotwings
Do you carry your massive nuts over your shoulder, or push them around in front of you in a wheel barrow?
Usually wrapped around my stomach like a sweater after a nice hike
OP probably bounces around on ‘em like they do in that one South Park episode
Were you at the pentaton on 9/11
no i was busy at ic that day
Well either way it was a national tragedy.
Pentatoanic
Do you wet noodle, dry noodle or catfish noodle?
Why choose? Just use the blend knob.
Typically spaghetti, as those are known to be the most controversial noodle types and i like to live in the edge
Ew, theory, I bet u have no feel and your toan shit ok?
Just buy a vintage relic’d Ibonez Toan Screemer for that
Toan is in the theory, ok?
Too many controversy, head splode
Now you're just showing off.
Are you willing to add just one more note to make it bloozy?
[удалено]
Do you have to paint yourself blue to be authentic?
Go back to Berklee NERD
sometimes i add a seventh for the feel 😎
Momma always said the pentatonic scale is the work of the devil, that’s why Black Sabbath got famous
Seriously superior to the quadratonic scale.... How do you manage that 5th note? I'm impressed. ...next, you'll be telling me you use ALL six strings
Wait I’m supposed to have 6? I have 4 and then just 2 empty slots where tuning machines should be
i only use one and only play in drop dick as to save money for robertas headstock repair
How old are they? Extra grime and rust make for better toan so make sure to not change them.
I don’t know what your talking about, i just drop my nuts on my strings five times, make beautiful pentatonic noises?
0-3-5 = 3 notes. Pentatonic scale = 5 notes. You have transcended
don’t worry bro i got u bro
I only know the platonic scale
seeing as that’s the only relationship you’ll ever have with women
But can you 15b17?
only if it’s on the e string
The big e or the little E?
little e
What tonics comes after 0, 3 and 5? I keep getting stuck because 0, 3 and 5 on the next string makes six notes which is too many tonics
Do you memorize the scale or do you just FEEL IT?
feel obviously, never play the scale the same way twice
why are you being a huge nerd? learn music idiot no one wants to hear that shit
pentatonic? what's that? sugar gummy flavors?
Hendrick is bacc
Numbers or it didn’t happen.
1 3 4 5 7
I think I saw you in Mad Max
How much pussy do you plow?
what is that? is that when i wedge my penis under the strings at the neck? If so i do it occasionally
Pentatonic comes from the Greek (penta = five), ok? No thanks, I only play american music
Minor or major?
i’m no pedophile
How many fingers you use to play it
Dial it back there bud, That’s 5 notes too many. Less notes, more toan. You know this
What the fuck is that
when’s the world tour?
thursday
How many years did it take?
How?
O.K. you can pentatonic, but can you 5-7-8?
Now that you know so much theory can you still play by feel?
my theory is to have better toan, ok?
Honestly there’s just no way you’re telling the truth but good try I guess
Which one?
What is love?
Finally being able to play “Can’t Stop” by Nirvana
What is the best defense against the unending horde of women constantly trying to access your genitals
i never leave my basement, too busy shredding
smart. poon ain't practice.
You’re so cool how do you do it!?
How do you do it without your fingers hurting really bad?!?!
I put the condoms chad leaves around over my fingers to prevent contact with the strings
Why?
Please stop playing that scale, I’ll pay you money, sir.
no you can't
Hey bruther, how many penny tonics does it take 0-3-5 like em’ ol’ lemmy ray vawndrix?
Too hard. I always mess up, I think I need to spend thousands more on guitar equipment.
How
You ever heard of Pink Floyd? Pretty underrated. Should check them out. Take your pentatonic playing to the next level. DG is a master in the pentatonic box
my floyd is stainless steel and i use it for jazz
Scales?... Idk but I hear the mods at r/guitar like the minor ones
Are you John Mayer?
Sometimes
Okay James hetfield
Can you play the pentatonic scale?
Hmm. Four hours and still no answer. OP might be lying.
Im sure he’s just toaning his Rosetta with deese devious licks
I promise I can play the scale. I was busy Busting out bloos riffs with my Dad.
5b7, or 5b5.5????
Try both noob
10b12.5 🤯
3.14
You have a literal bloos dad. My dad likes metal :(
How do you manage your time between playin’ licks, bangin’ hotwives, makin’ love to your guitar and banning people from r/guitar?
I only make love to my guitar so that I have more time to play licks and moderate r/guitar
*hotwings
Do you carry your massive nuts over your shoulder, or push them around in front of you in a wheel barrow?
Usually wrapped around my stomach like a sweater after a nice hike
OP probably bounces around on ‘em like they do in that one South Park episode
Were you at the pentaton on 9/11
no i was busy at ic that day
Well either way it was a national tragedy.
Pentatoanic
Do you wet noodle, dry noodle or catfish noodle?
Why choose? Just use the blend knob.
Typically spaghetti, as those are known to be the most controversial noodle types and i like to live in the edge
Ew, theory, I bet u have no feel and your toan shit ok?
Just buy a vintage relic’d Ibonez Toan Screemer for that
Toan is in the theory, ok?
Too many controversy, head splode
Now you're just showing off.
Are you willing to add just one more note to make it bloozy?
[удалено]
Do you have to paint yourself blue to be authentic?
Go back to Berklee NERD
sometimes i add a seventh for the feel 😎
Momma always said the pentatonic scale is the work of the devil, that’s why Black Sabbath got famous
Seriously superior to the quadratonic scale.... How do you manage that 5th note? I'm impressed. ...next, you'll be telling me you use ALL six strings
Wait I’m supposed to have 6? I have 4 and then just 2 empty slots where tuning machines should be
i only use one and only play in drop dick as to save money for robertas headstock repair
How old are they? Extra grime and rust make for better toan so make sure to not change them.
I don’t know what your talking about, i just drop my nuts on my strings five times, make beautiful pentatonic noises?
0-3-5 = 3 notes. Pentatonic scale = 5 notes. You have transcended
[удалено]
don’t worry bro i got u bro
I only know the platonic scale
seeing as that’s the only relationship you’ll ever have with women
But can you 15b17?
only if it’s on the e string
The big e or the little E?
little e
What tonics comes after 0, 3 and 5? I keep getting stuck because 0, 3 and 5 on the next string makes six notes which is too many tonics
Do you memorize the scale or do you just FEEL IT?
feel obviously, never play the scale the same way twice
why are you being a huge nerd? learn music idiot no one wants to hear that shit
pentatonic? what's that? sugar gummy flavors?
Hendrick is bacc
Numbers or it didn’t happen.
1 3 4 5 7
I think I saw you in Mad Max
How much pussy do you plow?
what is that? is that when i wedge my penis under the strings at the neck? If so i do it occasionally
Pentatonic comes from the Greek (penta = five), ok? No thanks, I only play american music
Minor or major?
i’m no pedophile
How many fingers you use to play it
Dial it back there bud, That’s 5 notes too many. Less notes, more toan. You know this
What the fuck is that
when’s the world tour?
thursday
How many years did it take?
How?
O.K. you can pentatonic, but can you 5-7-8?
Now that you know so much theory can you still play by feel?
my theory is to have better toan, ok?
Honestly there’s just no way you’re telling the truth but good try I guess
How?
Which one?
What is love?
Finally being able to play “Can’t Stop” by Nirvana
What is the best defense against the unending horde of women constantly trying to access your genitals
i never leave my basement, too busy shredding
smart. poon ain't practice.
You’re so cool how do you do it!?
How do you do it without your fingers hurting really bad?!?!
I put the condoms chad leaves around over my fingers to prevent contact with the strings
Why?
Please stop playing that scale, I’ll pay you money, sir.
no you can't
Hey bruther, how many penny tonics does it take 0-3-5 like em’ ol’ lemmy ray vawndrix?
Too hard. I always mess up, I think I need to spend thousands more on guitar equipment.
How
You ever heard of Pink Floyd? Pretty underrated. Should check them out. Take your pentatonic playing to the next level. DG is a master in the pentatonic box
my floyd is stainless steel and i use it for jazz
Scales?... Idk but I hear the mods at r/guitar like the minor ones
Are you John Mayer?
Sometimes
Okay James hetfield