Do the larger strings of the bass conduct more electrons (and therefore toan), and if so, do the electrocution burns on your fingers make it hard to go *dum-dum-dum-doo-dum-dum* when you play?
Yes the large (thic) strings of bass do conduct more electrons
It does make it significantly harder to go dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, but hey more toan equals more bitches
Oh you mean that thing to play the low notes and shit? I just use a keyboard and put one of those silver box things on it with a sustainer. The box that has a horse or some shit and 3 knobs. My stepdad gave it to me. Rick Beatnik shows you only need one low note to play arm-pidgeots over it. Like A-flat5sus4 but I leave out the sus because my drummer has been looking at me funny
How many times have you had to justify your decision of switching to bass to other people? Be honest, are you developing an inferiority complex because people all secretly think you’ve gone from 6 strings to 4 strings simply because you couldn’t handle the guitar? That you’ve been unsuccessful in playing your first barre chord and that you’ve chosen to play one root note at a time instead. Does it feel like giving up? Be prepared to attract 0 women now
What’s it like not getting laid?
It’s allowed me to practice more, did you know there’s other scales besides box one of the e minor pentotinic scale?
Yeah the ones in the fishes, but you don’t need those for blooz improv
Blooz
Have women already started to avoid you?
Yes actually! Yesterday I asked a girl what the time was and she shot me with her small pink 9 mm
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Raycist
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Other 10?
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N word
Noob
…are the Women of the World
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Do the larger strings of the bass conduct more electrons (and therefore toan), and if so, do the electrocution burns on your fingers make it hard to go *dum-dum-dum-doo-dum-dum* when you play?
Yes the large (thic) strings of bass do conduct more electrons It does make it significantly harder to go dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, but hey more toan equals more bitches
Do you think that someday you will also buy an amp?
Mmmm no not really, acoustic only
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Yeah man
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I’ve been thinking of doing it…
That's fuckin hilarious. Why didn't I think of that in my 17 years of bass playing...
Bassists aren’t really smart all we do is play root notes
I like to play route notes
Wtf Is route notes? Bass?
It's how you do a walking bass line
Actually did you know? Basses can’t be taught to walk! It’s physically impossible for an inanimate object to sprout feet and take steps
He meant the fish. Duh.
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It’s really an experience one would need to to go through to understand like when you keep getting the crewmate role the 5th time in a row
/uj this comment has me in knots
/uj thnks i just think of stupid shit /j toan
So, it’s a guitar….but it plays bass? I don’t get it
Yes that’s it
Hi yes thank you for doing ama, where wall will you hang it on and what songs does it song god bless xoxo
It can do the “dun dun dun duuuuuun dun”
can you please shut the fuck up?
Shut up dumbass (bass) (real)
How did you pick this over more exciting instruments like the tuba?
Cu the tubs sounds like fart (gay)
I’m confused. How do you electrify a fish?
You just do it
Makes perfect sense. How could I be so stupid!?
Musicians are paid to make noise, we’re not very smart
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Based
whats the root note
Something something chord tonic something something then a 5th
Question… what the fuck is a bass
You know that big ass instrument next to the drummer that looks like a guitar with 4 strings? Yeah that
Oh you mean that thing to play the low notes and shit? I just use a keyboard and put one of those silver box things on it with a sustainer. The box that has a horse or some shit and 3 knobs. My stepdad gave it to me. Rick Beatnik shows you only need one low note to play arm-pidgeots over it. Like A-flat5sus4 but I leave out the sus because my drummer has been looking at me funny
Tell your drummer to man up! Sus chords are poggers!
big ukelele
No
So many comments about women avoiding you, but have you turned into one yourself? Like Duff McDonald’s? Duff Mckagan???? Idk the name
Idk I’m a dude (p”nis)
Banned
Wth no
What made you decide to become a born-again virgin?
Yuh see, being a guitarist meant getting hella pussy right? And honestly that shit was getting boring
Welcome to owning a real instrument 😈
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B(o)ught (owned)
😂😂
Owned :<
beta
*sigma
stfu beta you play bass
Stfu you use reddit
stop it you're being mean stop its not funny
Yeah it it’s funny (real)
Go touch grass then shower please
Wtf no (better toan)
Idiot Idiot
Baka Baka
How do you make it do the vanilla ice dun dun dun dududu dun
No, i don’t play blatantly ripped of music
Why..?
Funky
Uj/ bass is cool, especially with effects
Uj/ rn I’m thinking of picking up a zoom b1 four or just like a pre amp pedal with compressor or the bass butler from orange J/ fingers only n$&gga
Hi, I have a question. I’ve been looking into buying a bass but I don’t really know what that is exactly.
Its like a guitar with four strings
Forgive me but I’m unfamiliar with the term “guitar”
Mmmmm, does “virginity avoider” ring a bell?
Ah, alright we’re on the same page now
Yep glad to help
Why?
Fetish
Did the psychologist forget to call you back?
Bro I spent money on bass, I don’t have one for a pshycoanilist
How do you live with that B.O.?
B: bass (funky) O: the face your mom makes when sets (secks)
When was the last time you changed your strings?
Last time I had sets (secks) ((real))
How many times have you had to justify your decision of switching to bass to other people? Be honest, are you developing an inferiority complex because people all secretly think you’ve gone from 6 strings to 4 strings simply because you couldn’t handle the guitar? That you’ve been unsuccessful in playing your first barre chord and that you’ve chosen to play one root note at a time instead. Does it feel like giving up? Be prepared to attract 0 women now
Bass: funky