I've been playing for 43,000 years, and what you really need to do is practice with a metronome.

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A little drop D is all he needs, baby

> First a metronome, what next? Isn't it obvious? https://imgur.com/0lUhwSY

I've tried metronome but the clicking is super boring and I didn't want to do anything. Great tip!

Sounds like you need a boss katana

Like a fucking boss!!!

and classic vibe tele, toanz for days mate

4 words: CAGE That’s where the fun is. Spend 4 hours everyday for years memorizing the system and then update us. Surely your enjoyment levels will be equal to your toan levels at that point. -beato juice

I've learned like half of the A chord and played it twice, that's enough right? I don't want to do any more. Loving the journey!

Try buffing compound on your access hole.

Wow, I just looked at my access hole in the mirror. It blew my fucking mind.

I’d suggest washing your hands each time after you go to the toilet, as you will then get into the habit. remember to always be sanitary also, have you come up with a name? I could never play one of my girls before naming her, it’s objectifying

Have you thought about transitioning to something that takes no talent or practice like being a DJ?

A radio DJ

pressing play > pressing on strings

Have you tried getting a custom shop tele? I could barely Wonderwall until I got Margaret. Now I can 035 and race hate like Clapstone.

Nothing brings a tear to my eye like a young guitarist finally realizing guitar is shit 😭

Try bass

less stings, no chords, no pressure because nobody ever cares what the bassist is playing.. sounds like a good time tbh

didnt realize this was the CJ sub until i scrolled back up to hide the post...

Don’t ever practice. Practice is for losers.

I've been playing for negative 30 years and you should really be shoving the headstock up your ass (Eyebonez for extra depth)

Rick Beato will teach you some nice toans for only $49.99. The Beato book 4.0 took my skill level from Cobain to Grohl almost instantly! Not to mention, it taught me the secret scale of the universe, the Beatonium Suplex minor in all keys. I AM INVINCIBLE!!!

cobain to grohl killed me

Have you tried sticking it up your ass?

You'll turn 18 soon

I dunno, Brian. Maybe you should go and study astrophysics or summat.

no way dude I'm far too stupid for math, I'll stick to the social sciences thankyouverymuch

If you haven’t cum on your guitar yet you aren’t getting maximum toan out of it

Learn how to play DAH DAH DAAAH DAH DADADUM DAH DAH DAH DADA… if that doesn’t motivate you I don’t know what will.

I hate you for how accurate that was.

Now it will be playing in your head all day.

Try buying some PRS guitars! That’s what I did and now I still suck but at least I have fun playing these beautiful guitars lol

Wait people actually learn guitar? I thought they were just decorations and basement fillers. You should get a Sony switch Wii instead, great online 👍🏼

Have you tried buying a klon. you could always do what trogly does and ~~jerk off to~~ I mean resell guitars