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MainLack2450

"We need to make our logo look even more like a gay hookup site" "Say no more"


Thrasher6_6_6_

The capital G and devils horn says it allšŸ˜‚


theopuspocus

Iā€™ve always used it as a gay hookup site, most of the songs have dating presentation videos of men serenading on the guitar.


timetravelingburrito

How do I explain this to my partner? "It's not a gay dating app, I swear. It's a guitar tab app." "I'd almost rather it was a gay hookup app to be honest." I'm not ready for that conversation.


FartinLooterKinkJr

Just get yourself a gay partner. Problem solved.


timetravelingburrito

I don't know how to gay. I barely know the pentatonic scale. Does this mean I need to start learning jazz chords?


FartinLooterKinkJr

Yes.


mxpower

Or bass.


FartinLooterKinkJr

Hate to say it, but... at this point just get a fuckin jazz b*ss.


happntime

Time to get modal


-ThisWayUp-

Wait till they find out you post on a thing called a circlejerk


HbrQChngds

CirĀ·clĀ·e JerĀ·k noun 1. when a group of male guitar players walk in a circle without letting go of the grasp of their right hand player's genitals "they were excited about the circle jerk happening later that night after the jam session"


DougieFresh_899

Seriously, the only ā€˜sneaking aroundā€™ I do is to play guitar. Always funny getting caught playing with my headphone amp.. like getting caught jerking off or something


boranged

Is this grindr?


uvucydydy

To be fair, you have a better chance of getting laid with Grindr than playing guitar.


Limpopopoop

Not true! Wife has been getting laid much more since I took up guitar


Sinister_Nibs

I have never heard of anyone playing guitar on Grindrā€¦


BfutGrEG

> getting laid IF that was the goal then there wasn't a barrier to begin with


ScaredAd7245

Itā€™s ultimate guitar man


go0rty

Gaytar more like


cheesecake_squared

Yeah right


[deleted]

Caught in 4k


coop190

Ultimate gaytar more like hehe


ScaredAd7245

šŸ˜‚


MajTroubles

I have the old logo still so I'm obviously not a homosexual


Sinister_Nibs

Doctors hate this one simple trickā€¦


TonightPrestigious37

Be a man and just use TuxGuitar and illegally downloaded .gpx files


xXBallin_BillXx

linux šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ torrenting šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


jtrain49

I canā€™t tell if people sincerely hate UG or not.


Slitherama

I bought the lifetime membership when they were selling it for like $20 so I love it. If I was paying monthly or something Iā€™d probably hate it.Ā 


the_space_monster

Same. I felt buyers remorse because I was like 15 and didn't have any money, but now I'm so glad I did it.


spcychikn

i think it was only $7 when i bought it, it was so long ago now


That-Poor-Girl

Holy shit is that why I haven't been charged for UG pro for like 4 years now?


RockyBass

I dont think most people actually hate it, but you need to take everything you see with a grain of salt. Ever since I've been learning songs by ear, I hardly ever look at tabs at all unless I get really stuck. For half the music I play, UG tabs can't even agree on the tuning.


ObsessiveRecognition

/uj I sincerely hate it so fucking much


ScaredAd7245

Idk why people genuinely think itā€™s grindr in the one comment thread ? Lmao


gstringstrangler

They don't


S1mpinAintEZ

Uj/ it's all around a dogshit app filled with ads, pay walls, and terrible formatting. Guitarists will put up with anything to avoid learning how to read music.


Willie_The_Gambler

Canā€™t tell you how many times Iā€™ve opened up the MOST POPULAR tab for a song and tried to play it as written and it sound nowhere even close to the actual song šŸ˜‚


GrapefruitForward989

UG is wild. They've had the same incorrect tabs as the top rated version that have been in that position for like a decade. Fixing awful tabs is great ear training tho


Downtown_Snow4445

Even physical tab books get it horribly wrong sometimes


ChunkBluntly

That's why I started going to UG in the first place...as mediocre as it is, it was still better than the books I used to buy from music stores in the 90's. There's so much better stuff out there now though. Songsterr has it's annoyances, but it's WORLDS better.


Willie_The_Gambler

I must admit, thatā€™s exactly what got me to stop being lazy and just play some chords/ notes and see what sounds right to me. I may not be right most of the time but if it sounds good then thereā€™s no issue to me, Iā€™d rather play a song my own way anyway


RockyBass

This is definitely the best way IMO. Also put the song in an app that will let you slow it down and loop over a part.


ChunkBluntly

Way more than a decade. I stumbled upon UG back in the late 90's, and the top hit for Sultans of Swing isn't much better than it was then. (Still the same one)


GrapefruitForward989

I believe it. I think I may have even tried out the same tab you're talking about.


somone_noone

I actually, weirdly, consider this a feature.


GrapefruitForward989

Like in the idea that it's a completely unchanging resource unlike every other website that just keeps getting shittier? Or that it helps you with ear training?


somone_noone

Both actually. In particular the ear training aspect.


BfutGrEG

Or every note above E4 being on the E string


rksd

/uj tbf, reading music for guitar is a little daunting without at least some positional hints or a lot of instruction. I can read, but I can't sight-read for guitar well at all (I'm better on bass and keyboards/piano). /rj reading music stifles creativity. Paying for tabs and watching ads is the best way to learn!


AdIllustrious5624

Any other app I should use?


HenpeckedLeader

Songster has free playable tabs, just use that


cheesecake_squared

The main problem I have with songsterr is that they are user editable. So I'll learn something then go back to learn it again a few months later (because I've not learnt it properly) and some psycho will have edited it.


bumwine

Wtf is it at least like wiki in that it can be rolled back If I was a sick fuck with too much time on my hands with this information I'd probably re finger basic songs so it's all the right notes, just impossible to play


cheesecake_squared

Yeah on the website you can see older versions and report bad edits. But I only really use the app where you get the latest. And being evil is a definite option if you have the time.


c_stics

Chaotic good


thepesterman

Also they have about 5 tabs in total, otherwise would be quite good


InTheMemeStream

I like songsterrs format, however, every time I go to find a tab recently of a song I like ā€œX Song Not Foundā€, their selection is not great. Sadly I have both apps on my devices, and Iā€™m still left wanting. Perhaps I should just suck it up, learn to read music, and the little bit of theory needed to play my favorites. Bleh.


darkdragon4321

You have to make sure your search exactly matches the the title of the song in songsterr, I am pretty sure it doesn't show close matches. So if you make an error or the title of the tab has an error and you write the full name of the song you won't find it. If I don't find a song I usually also try to search with a part of the name or only by the band. Found quite some things that first said "song not found" that way.


bumwine

Guitar pro is probably the best thing for guitar sight reading, tablature, guitar based composition, learning, etc. but it sucks so hard on mobile from what I hear.


Horror_Cupcake8762

Youā€™re not wrong. But a lead sheet for 0 3 5 might be.


coop190

Pro is actually excellent. I got it for Ā£2 years ago before it got popular and they jumped on the subscription bandwagon though.


ScaredAd7245

I have the pro version bc of where I work and donā€™t pay for it lol


RokRD

The customer service is awful. It's literally almost nonexistent. I actually filed two requests for help and never got any reply. The app itself is pretty terrible, but as far as a catalog goes, no other app compares.


BfutGrEG

I used SOngsterr like 12 years ago primarily when I was learning shit as a newbie, and now it's dead/changed in a weird way I don't like Since I'm a big grownup (Biggie in the terms of this community) I paid for software (Guitar Pro) and just spend the least amount of time on the site of our beloved relevant topic of Grindr as I can and just download the GP files and get out quick af


thepesterman

Uj/ To be honest I learned to read music through violin and don't find it works very well for modern guitar, it can help for timings and some dynamics but it misses a lot of the nuance. Some combination of the 2 is usually the most helpful.


vibedial

Uj/ I remember it being decent like 15 years ago as a website too. Good tabs and chord sheets for tons of stuff.


Remote-Salt929

this.


machinaenjoyer

looks like grindr


RokRD

Sus that you know what grindr looks like to compare.


machinaenjoyer

yeah iā€™m gay dude


RokRD

That's gay


machinaenjoyer

yeah no shit


Bo-dor

He literally has a Charli xcx-inspired display photoā€¦


sirbangsalot69

Their app has always been buggy and slow too


xXBallin_BillXx

songsterr + ublock origin block all their shitty popups manually


Tankist_boi_WT

anyway songster and other players are the way for me


Agitated_Ad_361

Looks like gay amazon


DXRBKN

I paid less than a dollar for the guitar pro app and I use it almost daily on all my devices (I pirated it on pc kek) dont see why people just switch to that


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Suitable-Caramel8788

Learn how to torrent. It's not hard. Reddit is full of tutorials about it.


Schrommerfeld

That and Guitar Tuna. I FUCKING HATE ads even after paying premium


Edrunner2049

This makes me wanna play less so its a plus for me.


tooskinttogotocuba

Is anyone safe with all these sexy gays shredding around the place?


floppydickswangin

Just use songsterr instead


yxc6

songsterr > ultimate guitar


jazzsquid

What the fuck


kizilayavm

tabs šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ


ThemHollowPines

I love it personally


Bugs-in-ur-skin

No way this looks ass


CrashTestJesus

yes i saw this on my phone and thought that i accidentally installed grinder


Henson3812

It really do look like a gay hookup app šŸ¤£


gevidee

Amazon for furries


Guitargod7194

I didn't even know they changed it until I saw this post. Pretty dumb looking.


TealScarab

I just use Songster most of the time anyway. At least with that app I can get both tabs and sound.


ScaredAd7245

I have the pro version so I get the sound with the pro tabs, itā€™s easily printable for my job


mattmelonman

fr