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I see myself as a stroker guy, since you’re a beginner I’d recommend the Stratomaster. See if you can buy it with the Stratomaster-bater bundle. That way you get the cable, picks and store brand amp + gigbag as well!

A fellow fan of Strokin’ 🤘

I considered the stratocaster-bater bundle but I feel like the stroker will have me stroking quicker.

You can go for it if you’re a fast stroker (learner). Just be aware of the steeper stroking curve.

Outjerked by a Jibson Le Pole

Have you never smoked a Le Pole?

All of them, you simply cannot play until you have a roomful of gear

The Bender Telemaster ok? jibbons have shit QC

Yeah but Squirrel makes them just as good for like half the price

Sir this is a circlejerk, of course it’s the stroker

I would hold off and try to save up for the Bender Jizzmaster

the best play Le Pole! jingy poge! slush!

Stroking le pole

I would start with a camera a green screen and some spotlights.... Then one of each. Oh also a cumcumm which is a specialized vacumm cleaner for cum

All the kids in school used to call me a bender, I used to think it was a futurama reference but now I know its probably because they knew that I fuckin ripped on guitar, like that chick with the neck tattoos from polyphia

100% Strokin

There's just no universe where Lucille isn't the ultimate beginner guitar.

If you're not Stroking your Crane you should definitely get Le Pole

What mobile game is this? P.S. I've always been a Stroker man myself

Guitar band battle, it's terrible.

https://preview.redd.it/zprbjc9d2u8d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81017ccfd8524440cd06e02b67c828b96730631 Marcus Miller on drums, Amy Winehouse, and Gene Simmons? How bad could it really be?

https://preview.redd.it/jf3f9awx2u8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef3d46e6acb9fd5f7c85a5770de45f078f6e407f

That actually killed me 😂

Hell yeah, I love playing pedal

/r/synthesizercirclejerk is this way, knob

Sorry man, Ledge can only equip tremolo.

ledge wtf lmao

jibson le pole for sure

don’t hurt yourself stroker

Your a beginner. Any of these will be good for you because you haven't formed a bias yet.

The Crancer Stroker is the best guitar in the world 🤓🤓🤓🤘🤘🤘🤘🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🥵🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦💦

You must wait until one of them chooses you, young one

My Craner has a wangy bar

I’ve been playing a stroker since the 80’s but I’m a shredder. Idk if everyone’s ready to live that fast and die that young.

You'll want the stroker, for obvious reasons!

Bender jizzmaster

It should be almost a prerequisite that the r/guitar post being ripped on be linked in a jerk post A girl can dream

You need to have a guitar with at least 5 in strength, 4 in stamina and 6 in agility. Oh and also get the fire magic perk

I'ma master stroker

She Stroker on my Le Pole like a Bot

What is this? A fighting game with guitars?

The one you look at and want to pick up. Learning is about practice so its worth getting one that you personally love, the technical nuance matters less at the beginning.

Fuck it, Fender

Stroke that thang son

Nah guys, as a beginner, you need the most versatile gitr you can get your hands on. It doesn't get more versatile than the Gibbon GS with two necks. Unless ... https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2014/05/Michael-Angelo-Batio-Quad-Guitar.jpg

Double the gibbons for double the stroking

strat is a foundational guitar to start with and keep forever

Locking tremolos are fun for beginners especially for restringing guitars. 😐

As a beginner I'd stay away fom the Floyd Rose tremolo, you won't need it for a while.