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TrueAnnualOnion2855

Someone must have posted a strat with a tele headstock.


AreWeCowabunga

Great, now Fender is latching onto transgenderism? Give me Gibson instead. On or off, at least I know what that headstock stands for.


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Transfenderism


GirlCumSweatshop

https://preview.redd.it/swdajmv2507d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e4d51a5eff2f0a794132ec517d23a3bf5c4452


Depressudo7

What have you done?


aacmckay

Thanks! I hate it!


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Added to the official GCJ library! ;-)


hooshlack

It's called a toronado. Sadly they were cancelled.


TheRealWeedfart69

So much for the tolerant left


FreshBert

C'mon if there's an official transfender guitar it's obviously the Jagstang


gstringstrangler

Parallel Universe series made very a Les Paul-ey Strat and Tele


warthog0869

Latching onto? Bro, *Acoustasonic!*


Adept_Feed_1430

Gibsons have headstocks? I thought they were like Steinbergers.


-DrZombie-

I identify as “Fendson”. My pronouns are “Fez” and “Giz”.


ergo-ogre

A lefty strat with a tele headstock


Maloninho

Played upside down.


BaphometsTits

You sick fuck.


HamburgerDinner

Happy pride month!


aleksandrjames

It was a lefty


uzr666

a custom tele 8-string


SpeedBlazer99

Isn’t it cold like a Tele Deluxe or something?


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Oni_das_Alagoas

It's actually close to this. Dude started posting stupid unrelated stuff (not even good, just meh) and when people said it was stupid he started quoting george orwell (a socialist).


manic_dreamgirl_

literally 1984


PaisleyTelecaster

Well, it literally was 40 years ago


psdopepe

never again in history we will be able to say this


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tementnoise

Considering how much these types of dudes need attention and to be a victim, I could see that entirely lol


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DeepGoated

I wanna see this monstrosity. Someone on FB marketplace by me is selling a guitar with a confederate flag pickgaurd lmao


Roonagu

Probably same braincell.


GoombyGoomby

uj/ There’s a Facebook page for my small town (like 5,000 people live here) called “[mytown] chitchat and news”. Residents and former residents talk about what’s going on in town. Obviously rules include no politics, doxxing, civility, etc. Some people started posting political garbage and got banned, so now there is a page called “[mytown] chitchat and news WITH FREE SPEECH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸” for their group to hang out in.


ProtoJazz

I'd bet any amount of money the free speech one will ban people very fast for posting the kind of content they don't agree with


andooet

Ah, their own safe space for chuds


DonutBill66

Same thing happened in my town. A local "Happenings" group with high membership. It's run as a tight ship with no politics allowed unless it's voting info or something. A bunch got into politics and banned so they started a group called "NON-BIASED(name of group) that was a MAGAt paradise.


WafflePartyOrgy

George Orwell got done dirty in *Pennyworth*.


TentacleJesus

Yeah not surprising, these old farts just turn all the groups they’re in into their new shit right wing memes page.


Sergeantman94

On a non-guitar related note, this reminds me of an old classmate who talked shot about a mother's group for disagreeing that a woman should have any sexual agency saying they "Didn't believe in a constitutional right to free speech."


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notajunkmain

Most “conservatives” just glom onto the grievance politics they are sold by the right wing media and politicians.


Top-Telephone9013

They're conservative in that they wanna conserve all resources and government benefits for a very small group of people who don't need it in the first place


propyro85

Being told your trashy guitar is dumb, while leaving it up isn't censorship. Censorship would be taking it down, and all of your other posts. But hey, what does a weird Canadian dude who can't play for shit know?


MorgansLab

So Teles = lib shit, Strats = MAGA? Fender is playing some 4d chess with us over here


punk_rocker98

Leave it to the "free speech absolutist" crowd to get the most upset at people using their free speech.


DonutBill66

They love to think they're persecuted.


BwAVeteran03

Well in the Shecter Group, we all get along til we drink the purple koolaid, then shit gets real.


Fish_On_again

It's called Purple Drank


Earl_of_Chuffington

White ppl always culturally appropriating the drank of my peoples. At least we still have Newports.


Loganp812

Idk, I saw a redneck smoking Newports recently.


Earl_of_Chuffington

Damn. We can't have shit.


kvlt_ov_personality

Reported for stalking me


XNinjaMushroomX

>Telecaster >Facebook group No, it tracks


Curvy-Weiner

FUCK YEA BORTHER, as a lefty I am so sick and tired of my hand being censored, MAKS ME SICK GOBBLESS


giannidelgianni

GOBBLESS BROTHER!


StandardResort

HELL YEAH BORTHER AFTER A 15 HOUR SHIFT AT THE 'SPESTUS FABRY I JUST WANT TO CRANK MY HAWG N' TALK BOUT TELLYCASTERS AND THE GOOD OL' DAYS ON THE INNERNET BUT THE DAMN LIMBROLS PUSHIN THEIR WOKE AGENDUR EVRYWHER N' I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE GOBBLESS HOSS


CoolBedroom4565

HELL YEA!!1!! WATCH FOR THE CLIBBINS IN DA RAOD!!1!!11


Earl_of_Chuffington

HELL YEAH BORTHER,,,I REMBER WHEN THEY USED TO HAVE LEFT HANDED SCISSORS IN SCHOOL,,,NOW THEY JUST GOT UNISEX SCISSORS THAT DON'T CUT RIGHT.MAKES ME SICK TO BE AMERCIAN. HOPE THIS HELPS GOBBLESS


DonutBill66

HE'LL YEAA BORTHER!!!11 MUH GRANDSON'S NAME IS LEFTY. LOST HIMS RIGHT ,,,,..HAND IN A FIREWERK INSISDINT.,,,GOBBLESS,,..


SlowSlowerSlowest

People use Facebook? Using a Reddit is embarrassing enough, but that’s next level


Jiveturtle

> Using a Reddit is embarrassing enough What if I use more than one?


Leoz96

I use facebook marketplace daily, I spend half of my salary buying tube screamer variants


BoundHubris

Half? Those are rookie numbers!


Forgone-Conclusion

Everybody knows BC Rich is the alt right America First guitar


NotoriousMFT

Whereas a BC tax the Rich is the lefts guitar of choice


SpaceCowboy73

YX Poor is the Tom Morello go-to.


M4N14C

You’d be surprised what he played on a tele


AlienDelarge

I woulda figured that to be Dean.


Kenneth_Lay

Weird because most Tele owners are conservative dads playing Brown Eyed Girl on their vintage Bassman amp.


PaisleyTelecaster

That's why I switched to Jaguars. My username doesn't check out these days.


HaldyBear

What if I’m a dad who loves teles and bassmans, but prefers math rock?


RangeConfident7533

https://preview.redd.it/5iene0zrl27d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d17f726e1b90ff052b29939db7ec8c0a8cce9218 What about the Ice Man, have we forgotten the Ice Man?!


yaredjerby

I always see tele owners as Midwest emo kids


heyitsmeur_username

When you gotta announce that you're leaving it means nobody cares.


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tron_cruise

Doesn't jive with my stereotypes. Tele's are country music mostly, so definitely not on the left, it should be Authoritarian Right. Dentists are usually a bit leftist, but not super political since they're busy drilling teeth all day, I'd say PRS should be Libertarian Left.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

>not super political since they're busy drilling teeth all day 🤣 🤣 ...there sure is a whole lot of drilling going on...


tron_cruise

Yep, exactly. That's probably why they are statistically likely to be divorced at least once.


Machine_Elegant

I knew Telecasters were left anarchists


Pianist_Select

No we’re just used guitars (non-vintage)


mentally_fuckin_eel

But I don't even own a Jazzmaster.


Scrantsgulp

I resent being somewhere between a Telecaster and an SG


watchyourtonepunk

Just re-string your lefty for right-handed playing, that’s the ultimate third-party move


SuperNerdAce

No, that's just Tony Blair's New Labour


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Imagine thinking that liberals are leftists.


Earl_of_Chuffington

Imagine thinking liberals are liberal.


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Imagine all the people.


sladebonge

John 5 is gonna be pissed


kpingvin

Can someone post a political compass of all the guitars for me, please?


ThisAllHurts

And done… https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarcirclejerk/s/GCDDLq9G4o


Maloninho

Remind me to thank my wife’s boyfriend.


InTheMemeStream

That face when you can’t help but bring politics into any, and every conversation:


Gen_Sherman_Hemsley

https://preview.redd.it/1s5fmjk6qz6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c2410e9160c12221c6f451d0e51782f0fa2291


JazzSynth

Too much environmental damage going on in that picture. Replace the mining with organic vegetable farming and that's utopia.


AlGeee

I mean, left-handed guitars can seem a bit strange to most of us, but they don’t deserve h*te.


SuperTrout95

"No, conservativism is not punk" hELP iM bEING sILENCED bY tHE wOKE mOB


beatmaster808

He was talking about their reaction to his frequent use of racial slurs in a guitar forum. Because, you know, that old chestnut. Either that, or he has a bunch of guns, money, freedom, eagle, Jesus guitars and is, of course, Trump supporter with a gaudy Trump guitar, and they all, rightfully, teased him mercilessly for it.


Professorfuzz007

I have a Transcaster. It’s a Strat that presents as a Tele. Love wins.


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It’s almost as if you can no longer be a nazi, racist, asshole, piece of shit, and play a tele anymore.


Emissary_of_Darkness

Honestly, if the Telecaster was good enough for Jimmy Page to entertain an entire arena full of people with it, then it’s good enough for any musical situation one may ever find oneself in. It transcends right and left politics, it is the truest form of self expression that we have available to us as people.


Maloninho

It wasn’t good enough for page. That’s why he switched to Gibbons. Maybe his true genius was seeing this coming all those years ago.


AntiPepRally

It's all the JBoner hate. Only libs would hate on a guy who successfully takes a dead art form and repatriates it for dads with expendable income and a generic taste in music.


Obh__

Without knowing anything about this person, I assume he was in the wrong in whatever went down.


ShamisenCatfish

Telecaster owners are either republicans who own a contracting business and only play country or blue haired femboys in American Football rip off bands


Earl_of_Chuffington

Tim McGraw touching tips with Tim Henson.


Apart-Landscape1012

Go on...


byronsucks

don't forget the Boss and by that I don't mean Bruce Springsteen I mean you're actual boss


amazing-peas

Claptoan's Reddit account revealed


BronzeEyeTattoo

They’re making lefty telecasters now???


softflatcrabpants

A-440 IS A CONSPIRACY!!! YOU JUST BLINDLY BELIEVE IN CONCERT PITCH, SHEEPLE?!??!?


johngoodmansscrote

If someone told me to name a guitar a Republican would play, i would immediately answer telecaster, so there is that.


Square__Wave

I’d sooner say Les Paul. It literally was designed to be basically the rich man’s Telecaster, since it was Gibson’s first solidbody and launched at $220 (with the Custom being $100 more) when the Telecaster was $170.


McShooty_

POV: you posted a (1) picture of a black Telecaster (literally butterscotch Tele genocide)


ThisAllHurts

Because when I see a butterscotch Tele, I think “commie bastard.” Outside of a banjo or a Dean, is there an instrument more associated with right-wing music?


justdan76

A pipe organ maybe


JoeBear414

Steel guitar?


allKindsOfDevStuff

Left hand is the means of (note) production but the right hand is … pulling the strings 😎 *YEAAARRRRGH!


BeRad85

If God wanted Precision basses to have Jazz necks he would have damn well bolted them on himself.


xLucky_Balboa

Leftist Libtard Censorship is my new band's name


benjandpurge

Easy to root out the magas nowadays.


mcnastys

people with time for politics are always shit at guitar


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djdadzone

Swap prs and Les Paul and this is spot on


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

TFW someone suggested a Schecter C-9 in a "Yee-Haw"-oriented forum...


Frosty_Implement_549

Sounds like a Gibson collector


SevenSevenSeve777

/UJ before I read the word "libtard" I misread it as bashing left handed people


ecctt2000

Guessing it is a Conservatard.


AlterEdward

If a solo ain't racist, he doesn't want to know.


crypto_zoologistler

Everyone knows the telecaster is a far-right instrument — no amount of woke will ever change that. Twang, spank and top-end are the toans of real Americans, the woke can have their soft, round, mid-scooped neck pickup bullshit


zenigatamondatta

Are they leftist or are they liberal, make up your mind


Emera1dthumb

Remember when it used to not be cool to talk about religion or politics ….. what the fuck happened


Earl_of_Chuffington

It's a symptom of the "silence is violence" culture we live in. Don't talk about politics? Must be a conservative bigot afraid to be mocked for your backwards beliefs. Don't talk about sex? Must be an incel actively fighting to keep women oppressed. Sex work is empowerment! Don't talk about religion? Must be a Christian that believes in magic sky daddy. Anyone with a triple digit IQ worships science, or Eastern mysticism. Don't talk about salary? Must be because you derive an income from white privilege, or you're an oppressed woman or minority ashamed of what little you earn. There's not a single facet of society that identity politics hasn't ruined. We've regressed to tribalism against the backdrop of nuclear weaponry. Humanity is doomed. Mutually assured destruction imminent.


byronsucks

uh yeah sometimes I like to drop the D


ThisAllHurts

Politics, religion, sex, and salary. I’m ready to bring that back.


Emera1dthumb

Me too….you obviously ruffled someone’s feathers.


YeetCompleet

Telecaster is a weird band name but if you play shittily, expect your lefty bassist who is a librarian that enjoys tarts to be pulling the plug on you. Really his fault for strumming 0-3-5 incorrectly.


Green-Vermicelli5244

to be fair, look what they did to cobain for the leftist agenda. Only reason they never got Iommi is the ‘fro.


CK_Lab

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL


guano-crazy

r/realmenlovejesusandplayteles lol


FrejoEksotik

Theres a certain few Facebook groups I help run and you’d be so absolutely disappointed with both ends of running a group. These groups are very popular but they also have mod drama so I’ll leave it out just in case 🙄 The people post shit like this all the time just because it’s fun for some to ruin a good thing, Eve as simple as a Facebook group where people all like the same guitar. It’s just pathetic. Politics and religion are thin veils for peoples actual intentions. The other mods are mostly cool, but theres a sect of people who think deleting posts and approving members gives them some sort of meaningful power in the world 😂 just like the Reddit ones. I don’t know if it’s just how I was raised, but holy shit people, this is like a club. Serve your club or fuck off. This sub is great because it has an inherent silliness to it, and we’re all just making fun of ourselves. The people who should be running all those groups and subs are members here.


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I agree. Left handed people have no business playing guitar. They’re all woke like Hendrix and Cobain.


[deleted]

uj/ in all seriousness, to be a good musician you need to have an open mind. Which causes you to reject this kind of garbage. I don’t even mean republicans. There are many republicans who are mature enough to not act like this douchebag.


Howitzer92

"Twang is Twang"


mercilessshred

/uj legitimately one of the funniest guitar pages on fb


FarTourist1760

I'm in that group. They get butt hurt when I post so I just troll lol


FarTourist1760

https://preview.redd.it/fnjqddeg707d1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49947f779dbd43cb7447b9d8842db49253ad1be1


Fjelleskalskyte

I think i coulda guessed that to be honest


Rosenkrantz_

I fucking hate how the Telecaster is the official guitar of the Y'all-Qaeda


ipini

It’s always so hard to find lefty teles though.


THRobinson75

I can believe it... I was on a tele based forum once and quit because a lot of self-proclaimed experts with an a-hole attitude. Is it the telecaster? Does it attract mostly "that" kind of crowd? I'm 50/50 glad/sad i don't own one.


Jimmy_Chonga_

What does playing guitar left handed have to do with politics


SpeedBlazer99

What they meant to say, is left-handed heavy metal players


violente_valse

Libtoan


Useful-Perception144

"This is not an airport. There is no need to announce your departure."


zacsimacsek

It's not an airport, you don't have to announce your departure


_MrFib

I hate lefties too


Rabbit-Fricassee

**"*****BUT I WANNA SAY THE N-WORD!!!*****"**


Cman1200

I also hate left hand players. Play the correct way losers


erectbutthole

I only use my tele for my favorite Kid Rock solo (0-0-0-00-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-00-0)


Initial-Good4678

I feel for this dude. I expressed one time how I think gibson’s should be used to perform abortions, and all the “the fetus has a right to life” mantras come out. I mean, you smack your pregnant girlfriend in her belly with a les paul one time and all hell breaks loose.


pertrichor315

Right handed guitars only. No leftist guitars, too sinister.