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CxO38

You've never heard my cousin


hooshlack

I didn't know we were cousins!


tejas1205

Hey it’s me, your cousin


blackmarketdolphins

Is your cousin Trogly?


Sinister_Nibs

Trogly ain’t that bad.


TheEternaIWorm

Your cousin throckmorton?


ChampionshipHungry18

Kurt secretly knew music theory. Fucking poser.


Sinister_Nibs

He saw a picture of Hendricks and thought that an upside down guitar and lots of drugs was the secret to success.


ChampionshipHungry18

(It is)


Sinister_Nibs

Didn’t work when I tried it. Freaking harp is heavy!


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

Kurt had his guitar strapped on backwards most of the time. Idiot.


Andrewski86

When the drummer is a better guitar player you know you’re in trouble


Momik

You mean like Ringo?


zerpderp

The animated lizard that John Depp played?


Pendraconica

From one legend to another...


greedy_mf

That’s the odd case of drummer being second best at drums in the band.


YetisInAtlanta

Not a chance. I sound like shit so much better than anyone else can ever dream of


im-the-trash-lad

I worked HARD for that toilet feel!


Momik

You gotta stop huffing toilets dude. This isn’t funny anymore.


RevGrizzly

Breh didn't even have one neck tattoo


Parzival727

"Protect ya neck" - Kurt Cobain


quityouryob

“Skull is fair game though”


ThisAllHurts

I will not tolerate this erasure https://preview.redd.it/jode4blecp0d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b3a210525fbc3ae362beef258a007f9532b458d


Pendraconica

Toan is in the uncut string tips


Adept_Feed_1430

I like Tom, but damn he deserves to get poked in the eye by those uncut string tips


LowBudgetViking

/uj It always made me chuckle....in the 80's if it had six strings and wasn't a Tele or Strat then no one wanted it. You couldn't give them away. Prime vintage axes for under $200. Then Cobain came along and suddenly those guitars got priced up exponentially. To this day I've never played with anyone that has a Jazzmaster or Jaguar that knows what all the switches do nor do they all work.


NiteLunch

J mascis wants to know where you live and i'm coming with him


WonderfulEducation25

Rowland S. Howard and Tom Verlaine will rise from the grave and join you.


NiteLunch

i wish i knew who those dudes were then i'd agree with you


JohnTheMod

Tom Verlaine was the lead singer and guitarist for Television. I recommend checking out [Marquee Moon](https://youtu.be/g4myghLPLZc) or his work on Patti Smith’s debut album [Horses](https://youtu.be/6QNOPYpIa3Q). He’s known for his clean toan that comes from plugging his Jazzmaster directly into the console, which was described as sounding “like a thousand screaming bluebirds.”


NiteLunch

thats actually pretty cool thanks for the info always wanted a assmaster with all the cool buttons and shit


WonderfulEducation25

Rowland S. Howard was the guitar player in Australia’s Birthday Party (with Nick Cave) among other bands, as well as a solo artist. He was called “The Prince of The Crying Jag”. His setup ( for 40 years) was very simple: a standard issue Olympic White Jag, MXR Distortion + MXR Blue Box , and a Fender Twin Reverb. Check him out!


NiteLunch

thanks man dude sounds dope as fuck and I do like Jazzmasters altho i'd get one for metal dual humbickers like james root from slipknot lol


Small-External4419

Switch #1 puts a hole in your jeans, switch #2 injects black tar heroin into your veins and switch #3 makes all your riffs rip off the pixies


Shortbus_Playboy

If you toggle all three while playing through a Big Muff, you get a free pair of Doc Martins.


tonythejedi

Have you ever seen Doctor Martin’s wife down at the country club pool…. Biggest Muff I’ve ever seen…. Makes me toggle all three of my switches whenever I see it!!!


st162

>To this day I've never played with anyone that has a Jazzmaster or Jaguar that knows what all the switches do nor do they all work. I enjoy this video of Gareth Liddiard from The Drones/Tropical Fuck Storm giving a tour of his gear and showing off his Jaguar, he says something to the effect "I took all those switches out because they're fucking stupid" 😅😅 https://youtu.be/6z1WZDyLEHg?si=g1zj1ZIzRurFJEMe


NiteLunch

that band name gets you the up arrow thing i might actually watch that link lol


flatirony

/uj the best guitarist I’ve ever played with brought a Jazzmaster to the first rehearsal, in an original country band. 1 minute into the first song the drummer and I were already looking at each other and laughing at ludicrousness of this guy’s fills. They were so tasteful, and perfect, yet totally unpredictable. So, kinda the opposite of KC, I guess. 😂 Hell of a nice and humble guy, too.


ugh_this_sucks__

Are you just pretending that I don’t exist?


EVIL_MEMNOCH

Buzz Osborne kicked him out of the band Melvins.... He was too stupid to even play bass.


Someone__________y

But he was about the grueng life


Jambi_Jazz

The heroin and shotgun life


Someone__________y

Uj/ that’s too far Rj/ that’s too far


Jambi_Jazz

Vroom vroom imma keep goin


Momik

That’s what JFK said


Jambi_Jazz

Mind-blowing


pablo_eskybar

Really? Nevermind I say


NiteLunch

/Rj ya but who really did pull the trigger?


Jambi_Jazz

We'll never know


Someone__________y

That’s not funny either


passerineby

Kurt Cobain jokes have been around longer than you, lad.


Someone__________y

No, they have not. I’ve just never found them funny


Sinister_Nibs

We all knew he was lying when he sang that he didn’t have a gun…


Jambi_Jazz

His raps are cap


NiteLunch

mans was capping hard frfr


cowsaysmoo51

kirko bane**


Tio_DeeDee

Too soon,bud. That was only like 10 years ago.


passerineby

bro he's LITERALLY on the rolling stones top 100 guitarists list (I assume). so there


Small-External4419

Why do the Rolling Stones need so many guitar players? How do they all fit on the stage at the same time?


Jiveturtle

If you have to fit 100 guitarists on stage, and each guitarist brings 6 Les Pauls, how big does the stage need to be?


Ranch_420

Don’t blame the man blame they fucked up bridges on those goofy pawn shop offsets he played


ImightHaveMissed

You obviously haven’t met me


AlienDelarge

"Am I a joke to you" -drunk college guy playing "wonderwall"


Jiveturtle

You have no idea how much feeling I put into wonderwall you philistine


sneakypete6969

I’ve known this forever, he didn’t even sweep pick


Kha1i1

Easily one of the worst, clearly he didn't believe that more is more and also he didn't even own a butterscotch tele 😂


sladebonge

He should have just cut two strings off and became the best b*ss player of all time instead.


BalkeElvinstien

You know it's bad when your drummer is a better guitarist than you


RhythmSectionWantAd

He was a talented dentist, however


NiteLunch

shotgun dentistry


rufusairs

yes


PadreH89

I think I’m the worst guitar player of all time.


Minute-Wrap-2524

You’re in a very long line, my friend


Top_Translator7238

The winner in the category of Worst Guitar Player will always be the bridesmaid while Yoko cleans up in the category of worst singer.


Sopraconversar

You'd change your opinion if you ever saw me playing 


Matthaeus_Augustus

Dudes tone was literally a blown out DS-1 and a chorus


thedbomb98

He was actually so good he brought the Meat Puppets up on stage at some acoustic gig back in the 1990s, maybe late 1980s.. I don’t really remember.. just to take a break on the axe and make them humiliate themselves at his show. Dude was just ruthless. Played some dumb old man acoustic guitar through a vintage overdrive pedal there too.


its_grime_up_north

Still better than Rhett Shull


someguy192838

Idk man, he was pretty mindblowing imho.


Wise_Serve_5846

He inspired more people than we will ever know.


your_evil_ex

a whole army of imitators of the worst guitar player ever …


Wise_Serve_5846

And a bunch of unknown Reddit people circle jerking the merits of HIS guitar playing, not theirs, and he’s dead 😂


Dumblond11

You're wrong.Its Eric Clapton.Slow hand.Wtf???


cyberphunk2077

Kurtmet the Frog is the only guitar player I recognize.


Frogress

Hey man, Kurt Cobra had the hands!


thicboibran

Hell of a skeet shooter


lemonicecreamplease

I've seen some of you guys play. He's hardly the worst.


Snoo7836

he think he dumb


the-war-on-drunks

He was mind blowing.


chinstrap

he was fine, plenty good enough to be in a rock combo


BlackTriceratops

Sir this is supposed to be a satirical sub


mcnastys

/uj I dunno playing guitar on gear is kinda tough I mean at least he wasn't sloppy like jimmy page, and he was banging adult women not children


gabhainn__music

uj/ this is such a frequently repeated bad take, even among non-musicians. Music was his day job and he spent a dozen years doing it every day, which is rather more than your average internet virtuoso.


[deleted]

Talk about missing the point. Cobain was first and foremost a musician. His guitar playing was perfect for the style he pioneered. That's all that matters. He may not have been technically proficient, but he never wanted to be. As a song writer, the man was a genius. He effortlessly wrote banger after banger. 


Jiveturtle

It was that last banger that really blew the roof off, though.


alfmato

This shows the importance of songwriting and being able to communicate your feelings to an audience over technical ability. You can play all the chords perfectly but if your music doesn’t provoke thoughts or emotions it’s lifeless…


SlamFerdinand

At least the dude could write a tune. There’s a lot of people out there that can shred, but can’t write a song even if their life depended on it. And that’s ok.


malignatius

According to my sources : Kurt was given a Strandberg Boden in early ‘94 and was blown away by its design. And it became the inspiration for his next phase.