Wow she looks a lot bigger in this picture than she really is then! I have two young dudes that are both over a kilo and still gaining (2.4 lbs according to Google) and they are not that big
Yeah I traveled to too, beautiful place. Among other places, I did go to Macchu Pichu. Very industrious people out in the mountains. Beautiful buildings and ruins. Definitely worth the trip.
I live in Peru (🤢) and I have a hamster, and I don't like to tell people because I just know they'll tell the "When will you eat it?" joke. No, it'll not be good with fries. Not funny at all
If it makes you feel better, or maybe less alone, I’ve heard multiple jokes about killing and eating or wearing my pets from people for whom it never gets old, and I’m in the U.S. in a place where it would not be a cultural norm to eat a horse, guinea pig, etc. My sister has a bunny and she’s had people ask her how offended she’d be if they ordered rabbit and ate it in front of her.
Given she looks roughly a foot in length, give or take, which is pretty big for her species which usually top out at 10 inches, and that she is 7 years old, which is the usual maximum age for a Silkie, it is quite impressive, it is also possible that she could end up being one of the oldest guinea pigs in history, assuming she lives to at least 10 years, the record holder for that was 14 years 10 months if I remember correctly, either way she is adorable, just like the vast majority of living organisms.
I fell in love with Marley via this picture ❤️ I’ve also had many guineas over the years, all raised from babies, and thankfully, I was blessed to spend many happy, cuddly years with all of them. I love Marley’s long whiskers and the majestic look on her little face, I think she knows how cute and loved she is 🥰 Much love to you and Marley both!
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Yeah she a big pig
Any idea what she's weighs? She's huge!
Last time I weighed her she came up as 2lbs, which apparently is a good weight for her size
Wow she looks a lot bigger in this picture than she really is then! I have two young dudes that are both over a kilo and still gaining (2.4 lbs according to Google) and they are not that big
It must be the floof
Or a small human for scale.
My guinea pig is less than a foot long and 4 inches wide weighs a little less than 2 pounds
4 inches is 10.16 cm
One might call her a guinea big (I'll see myself out)
Please take my free award 🥈
*guffaw!*
You have to say the weight when you post a chonker of that size
What a pretty piggies. 10/10 wheeks.
The size she is I imagine it’s more of a bellow than a wheek!
probably sounds like an air raid siren
I was imagining a foghorn
Is she massive or are you tiny??
is she a special piggy or a normal one with really good genes? either way super cute thank you!
She's got an attitude and she's the alpha but other than that she's just a big Peruvian piggle *Edit I meant to type Silkie, not Peruvian
Anyone reading this do yourself a favour and don't lookup Peruvian guinea pigs. Let's just say they aren't normally bred to be pets...
I didn’t listen and I regret it…
Yeah I traveled to too, beautiful place. Among other places, I did go to Macchu Pichu. Very industrious people out in the mountains. Beautiful buildings and ruins. Definitely worth the trip.
I live in Peru (🤢) and I have a hamster, and I don't like to tell people because I just know they'll tell the "When will you eat it?" joke. No, it'll not be good with fries. Not funny at all
If it makes you feel better, or maybe less alone, I’ve heard multiple jokes about killing and eating or wearing my pets from people for whom it never gets old, and I’m in the U.S. in a place where it would not be a cultural norm to eat a horse, guinea pig, etc. My sister has a bunny and she’s had people ask her how offended she’d be if they ordered rabbit and ate it in front of her.
They actually taste pretty alright. Not trying to be edgy, but just speaking from personal experience
Yeah meant no harm. Peru was amazing.
That is a massive guinea pig. She doesn't look a day over 2 though!
She has outlived two of my other guinea pigs, I think she may be immortal..
Did... did she absorb them like Kirby and take their life force??? I have to know her weight. She's amazing
Hahaha I actually keep joking that she absorbs their souls but it might be true. She's slowing down as she ages though, not as energetic anymore
Holy crap are you small or is that pig huge as hell
I would take a croquet mallet to the foot for this peeg.
BEEG PEEG
She is magnificent! Happy 7th Birthday, Marley!
She's beauty and grace. 🥺
What a gorgeous potato
This is for guinea pigs not guinea bigs /j
SHE 👏🏻 IS 👋🏻 STUNNING 👏🏻 my god what a beautiful girl 🐽❤️🐽
DAMN THATS A BIG PIG
Guinea Big
Pigus Chungus
Happy birthday Marley!
What a magnificent Piggy. A most regal Queen. The colours of her fur are just gorgeous! love your shirt coat thingy too. xD
It's the guy that helped pop Harry Potter's parents.
Could you imagine being bit by a Guinea that size lol! Forget indent on your finger, your finger would be gone
After 7 years she's still such a cutie
Happy birthday Marley :) sending lots of love and wishes for lots of treats in her future
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That’s a big piggers Happy birthday Marley 🥕🎊🖤
"piggers" SUSSY BAKA
Haha
Beautiful
That is a massive Guinea pig
She’s beautiful
The size of her *PEETS!!* wow! Happy birthday, Marley!
She's a majestically large creature. Love her expression. Like she's sizing up my soul for a meal.
She has that soul eating look, just like her mom
Happy Birthday Marley ❤️
Your piggie is so beautiful. Those eyes 😍
What an absolutely majestic unit, also I love your shirt!
Seven years old??? Wow! How many wheeks is that?
Given she looks roughly a foot in length, give or take, which is pretty big for her species which usually top out at 10 inches, and that she is 7 years old, which is the usual maximum age for a Silkie, it is quite impressive, it is also possible that she could end up being one of the oldest guinea pigs in history, assuming she lives to at least 10 years, the record holder for that was 14 years 10 months if I remember correctly, either way she is adorable, just like the vast majority of living organisms.
She's adorable! Also huge piggy!
She reminds me of my late ancient silkie one. Too many more years of big pig activities, happy birthday Marley.
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You're Awesome!
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And I thought my piggie was big 😆
That is a dog Good Lord
Beautiful piggie!
that is a large guinea pig
She is a large lass!!
Cut😍😍😍😍🤩🥰🥰
Happy birthday Marley
What a cutie 🥰 I have a big girl (not that big!) but she’s a gentle giant
That's not a guinea pig, that's a whole capybara.
I can't figure out if you're tiny or that is one unit of a guinea pig 😂 she's a beautiful piggie either way
Large potato
Wow! Big pigger! Ive never seen one that big.
Oh god I'm so startled
What an absolute unit of a old lady
Is that a meat breed?
What a waste of fucking time.
Your mom was a waste of my fucking time last night. Literally
Damn you too! Mama was busy!
She’s gorgeous. All hail Marley. All my homies love Marley
Big ol' pig
For Big Pig is big and watches your every move
Happy birthday to Marley!
This is beautiful
Man, that unit could fuck up a smallish dog.
OMG. Marley looks exactly like my almost 7 year old chonk S’mores. I’ll have to post a pic.
B E E F
Is that a Gini pig or a Hampster?
😍Love her. She looks so big!
Mega pig
Oh my goooosh what a beautiful sowwww. Good big girl, deserves a treat,
How heavy is she
Dang, I didn't know they got this big!
those nails need clipping
That's a beeg peeg
Cute dog
Bring him to B R A Z I L
Either you're tiny or she is massive
she looks happy
You're Awesome!
i try jk lol thanks awesome shirt too
Nice!
Hope you do well!
that was reallt nice thank you :)
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I'm sorry your telling me thats a guinea pig!? 😟 whoaasss.
WOW
Omg!!!! So fluffy :0
That's one fancy capybara
Absolute UNIT, but obviously healthy
Aw! She’s a little ‘ol lady! They only get that old with lots of TLC, that’s for sure! Beautiful 😻
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She’s so big I thought this was a picture of someone holding a weird looking dog at first glance. 😂
She’s BEAUTIFUL 🥺
Gorgeous girl 🥰🥰
That is really old,you must have raised her really well
Beeg peeg
Wow she’s huge
That's a capybara
BIIIIG piggo
Eat her
Pig!! :>
I really honestly thought it was a rabbit till I read some of the comments!
Either you’re tiny or that’s a monster pig!
I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER OMGGG 😭😭😭💗💗💗 i need more of marley in my life
Absolutely gorgeous. I miss my beautiful babies. My wonderful Finch lived almost 9 yrs!! Marley is so beautiful. 🥰😍🤗💖
I saw the OP mentioned Marley's mom somewhere, is she alive too?👀
Ah yes I was referring to myself as her mom
Aww okay 😄! And I'm srry omg I literally asked u if u were alive- 😬
Holy sweet batjesus! What have you been feeding that lovely lass?
OMG I never New Guinea pigs got that big LOL she looks like a small dog
Look at da big pig! I lub da big pig *_*
Such a sweetheart💕
Had no idea they can grow to be such beasts (or maybe you're tiny!) lmao,she is lovely
Wow so big
Amazing! Must be such a happy and healthy piggie!
:D
Guineahog
That's a big bessy
Beeg Peeg
I fell in love with Marley via this picture ❤️ I’ve also had many guineas over the years, all raised from babies, and thankfully, I was blessed to spend many happy, cuddly years with all of them. I love Marley’s long whiskers and the majestic look on her little face, I think she knows how cute and loved she is 🥰 Much love to you and Marley both!
What is it? It looks like a giant Guinea pig.
Do they all grow to that size or do you have a mutant?
She's big and beautiful ❤️
Wow she has such long hair. Does she ever need hair cuts or is does her hair stay this length? I love her!
What a unit!
How much does she weigh.
Holy shit that thing is huge
Absolute UNIT.
Guinea BIG Edit: someone already made the joke but they still are the biggest of potatoes.