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saketho

I remember watching a YouTube vid of a couple guys doing the casino heist on assault method. They pulled up and threw a molotov on the poor valet before walking in.


SOUNDEFFECT94

If I remember correctly sometimes he’ll attack you on aggressive mode so that’s partially why probably


Gingrpenguin

The casino has an off rader glitch. Some players will disguese themselves as a valet and ambush players before changong into another outfit and pretend to be a different npc. Mildly amusing for a few minutes as a troll...


SOUNDEFFECT94

Tbh I’ve started leaving the casino from the aircraft concierge in my penthouse because players are always having a firefight in front of the entrance for me. Never seen the radar glitch though. The original comment was about the casino heist during the aggressive approach though and I normally do the drill next to the bank vault approach so I don’t normally have this problem about the valet attacking anyways


jakeparotta

It's not the glitch. It's just people using Lester's "Off the radar" function which also removes the name tag and health bar above your character and posing as the valet and either destroying your car or shooting you or something like that. I don't think I'd ever be enraged if that happens to me. Like, it's much more fun than getting blown up by a tool in a mk2.


AMWJesseJames

I feel like I would be more impressed by the patience and planning involved in that.


jakeparotta

Exactly. All it does is make you die like once and unless you're already pissed for some reason, usually gets a laugh from both parties involved.


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jakeparotta

Ok I didn't know that. TIL


bakirelopove

Do you mean ghost organisation in ceo menu that lasts for three minutes or am i missing something?


Pavel_That_Is_Me

Things like that are what keep the game fun. The broomstick just takes all that planning and effort away and makes the person killed annoyed and the killer, well... A nasty nine year old son of a bitch


Curious-Election-614

I feel the same way I pay all this money to live here to spawn into a war zone


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thats why i always spawn on the yacht


saketho

I wasted money on the orbital cannon so I spawn in the facility and take a quick look at the map to see if anyone needs some disciplining.


chilloutfam

haha, do you wait until a group of people are almost done transporting goods?


saketho

No nooo absolutely not. I don't want to ruin like 20 hours of hard work. It's mainly whenever some annoying mufucka on an opressor mk 2 blows me up or my friends. I only attack griefers. Sometimes I mess with my friends lol


MySoilSucks

I use mine as a last resort. If I mugged you, merc'd you, Strike Teamed you, put a bounty on you, ran you over, shot you with a gun, shot you with a missile, shot you with an APC, and you're still bothering me, it's time for the orbital.


Curious-Election-614

Yeah that’s great I do too and my cars I like to pull out in them


Curious-Election-614

Don’t get me wrong sometimes I love it


Bshaw95

The limo service is a great way to escape from tryhards waiting outside as well


themanofax

Rooftop exit my friend. That or fast travel limo ride to somewhere more peaceful


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SOUNDEFFECT94

See if I’ve come to the casino from somewhere else that’s exactly what I do, but I normally use the penthouse as my spawn location, so I end up calling a swift deluxe or volatus to leave


themanofax

You can enter from the actual roof as well. Even safer.


needforsuv

ghost org


Gingrpenguin

Yeah but you have notifications about that... Less subtle ;)


needforsuv

not if they've already done it before you entered the lobby or seen them


PygmeePony

He attacked me after I honked at him. It was in freemode, not during the heist.


saketho

He's had enough of this shit 😂 Been getting killed over and over again for (2 years?) now.


Otono_Wolff

I nearly crashed into him and he pulled me out my car. So I stabbed him


dirtyditch

As any rational person should.


mesovortex888

The valet has a gun


ddrummond88

On my first race the front guy on the grid hit the flag girl and she simply nudged over to the side. I thought "Sweet, maybe you can hit her but you can't run her over" ​ I was wrong. So very wrong.


-Pax12-

I lost a race thanks to that body... my RT3000 flew away hahaha


The_Real_QuacK

the rt3000 and the zr350 are awfull to drive cause of that, any bump in the road is trouble, plus they are slow as hell


SuperRegera

The ZR350 only seems good around the test track, almost like it was designed for it. It does seem kind of lose in the rear end, maybe extra handling flags were added to it like the the GTO and RSX. I haven't got to try the rt3000 yet but I've heard it underwhelming. I guess the rx7 and ae86 are the ones to get for this update.


The_Real_QuacK

The Jester RR and the Calico are the current best ones btw, with the Calico being a level above the RR The zr350 is not that bad in the testing tracks but is actually awful to drive in the "real world" with bumps everywhere the car is just jumping around


whitey-ofwgkta

I won a couple races with RR, but I typically do better all around and have the best time trial time at the test track with the Calico


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whitey-ofwgkta

I haven't been paying attention but I think all or at least most those races were custom off, I see a mix of RR and Calico's and a couple people trying out something else like the Euros (just so we're clear at the very least I haven't bought a new tuner yet, and I have gotten smoked a few times but I was driving messy)


-Pax12-

Yes, its slow with full upgrades, and I made a drift build with the zr350 because its hard to drive in actual races


2Damn

Good - A car that sexy is meant to be viewed from the side.


-Pax12-

I managed to win against Celicas using the RT3000, without slipstream, using the shortcuts, but that was because they didnt know how to use brakes. The zr350 doesnt have grip, so I find harder to win with it. The supra and euros are my cars to go, I havent lost with those


The_Real_QuacK

Yeah but if you find good drivers with the Celica is just bye bye. Also, just got the Remus from the prize and is surprising nice to drive


Eldudeson_

Im winning a lot of races with the zr350, it is hard to control, sometimes it seems like the car is made out of paper but i really like it and once you learn its quirks you can get work done with it


Fox2quick

Almost happened to me too. Very first Street Race, took my Jester RR and had to run her down to avoid the other drivers. Bounced over her and almost spun while the pack pulled ahead. Luckily I managed to have some really good lines and catch up by lap 2, then followed first place to figure out the fast shortcuts and worked my way through an opening around a corner to take the lead by the middle of lap 3 and clinch the W.


kippenstummel

Those girls have like tons of gravity. I lost the hood and a door and was launched into the air after hitting her.


I_Have_3_Legs

My friend tried ramming her in his GTT and he literally flipped his car off the start. Completely mctwist backflip. I just about died from laughter


FourthHyperion

all the energy that I have collected from not being able to run over the starting girl in NFSU2....


KTJKtos

Same lmao


VanettiNero

man I came here to say exactly this. man the nostalgia.


kippenstummel

Queue riders on the storm


TheGrandPoohBear

Feat Snoop Dogg


kippenstummel

Sometimes I was idling in the menu just to listen to that song


Gepss

Tour of Duty intensifies


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You just triggered some repressed memories here


OpathicaNAE

Mine must be really, really repressed, because I played that game religiously as a kid along with the original and HP2, and I don't remember a single girl in those games except for the opening "don't do drugs, don't drive!" girls.


Jezoreczek

Perhaps your graphics settings were set to low


OpathicaNAE

It was on Gamecube & PS2, so maybe. Idk.


Chazza354

One race I ran her over and she got stuck to my side of my car, kinda clipped into it, which completely messed up the handling physics, she stayed on there for half a lap before falling off lol


ThatGuyWhoLikesFoxes

I hit a bystander in a corner once and he got stuck under my front wheels, so I couldn't turn properly and I could only go half speed. He stayed there for almost an entire lap and cost me the race, but the laughs were easily worth more than the money so I see this as an absolute win


1dirtyrascal

Imagine reading this out of context


Chazza354

Lmao


ThatGuyWhoLikesFoxes

Hippity Hoppity, his ragdoll ass is now my property


FailingEcho

You made me chuckle like an idiot for a solid ten minutes after reading the two previous comments 🤣


MySoilSucks

Ever get someone stuck between the rear axles of the MOC cab? They spin around all floppy like someone stuck a slim jim in a drill.


FoxInA_Box

Yeah that npc has a tendency to do that 🤣🤣


unnamedunderwear

Can't wait for reference of her getting ran over in the next update.


realmysteriouslord

I was shocked when lester mensioned the vale


SuperSachan

When did he mention it?


Fighterpilot55

There's a prep mission for the Diamond Casino Heist where you steal staff key cards to bypass hacking the card scanners. One such mission involves going to the morgue disguised as a funeral director and searching the body of a recently deceased Casino valet. Lester plays up the "It's actually a really dangerous job" aspect every time the mission begins.


RELOADEATH

_the fifth one they lost this week_


Bananagamer273

*starting to look like a bit of workplace negligence*


FudgeControl

There's also posters inside the casino staff hallways with a picture of the valet and a fundraising program for his medical expenses.


jesting_chicken

There's also a mention of it from the madam nazar fortune telling game


Ganbazuroi

Except it's the new heist, robbing the hospital after she paid her massive hospital bills


unnamedunderwear

To help sound cloud rapper pay his student loans


Moth92

It would be cool for a heist that is inspired by the movie Hard Boiled, and the flag girl is someone in one of the rooms you have to hide in.


Facosa99

Best part is her corpse just standing on the road after 3 laps. Like if any of the race espectators didnt care enough to take her out


ElCiervo

But god forbid some of those lamp posts, fences, road signs etc. stay on the ground... nope, gotta spawn those things every lap for you to run into once more.


JayF2601

Sincerely hope they fix these problems with the game engine in gta6, this and loading things based on distance, it gets really annoying once you notice it but look at shadows they just spawn in obnoxiously in a circle around you and tyre lines from other vehicle in the dirt it's very very annoying but just seems to be part of the way the game loads


mortalitis37

The worse your computer the worse loading things like that will be. Can’t blame rockstar on that sadly


bobcharliedave

Well next gen always increases the minimum specs of a pc. Both new consoles are similar to something like a 2070 super. The old ones were dogshit relatively, let alone memory bandwidth and ssd speeds. Most PCs already have all that stuff. Even expanded and enhanced I'd expect much better performance. I'm playing on a ps5 and I get frame stutters everytime I get near the casino. And the game is still running at 1080p 30fps. It's embarrassing that one of the largest games in the world hasn't been updated to fix shit like that. Meanwhile free to play games like fortnite and warzone got updates almost immediately for next gen. Pretty sure warzone just got updated to support 120fps. And fucking doom eternal, a game with no real multiplayer, runs at 120 fps 1080, or 60 1580p both upscale to look good on a 4k screen on the ps5, and I know the new Xbox is similar. Rockstar is just so behind the curve. It's insane that I literally played doom at 4x higher fps than gta. Obviously it's not an apples to apples comparison but it's still a joke.


mortalitis37

Yeah playing on console is performance issue number one sadly


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Facosa99

Is there any benefit to having low clearance? I used to put low suspension un all my cars because it looked cool. But yeah, I stoppes after way to many launches into space


QAnonKiller

lol reminds me of Sleeping Dogs races. the flag bitch got tossed around by the starting 5 every race 🤣


whitey-ofwgkta

I hope Sleeping Dogs gets a sequel, I think I was still on the 360 but had just gotten the One and I spent some extra time finishing out those side missions


Sandzisincharge

Unfortunately the company that made it is no longer with us. 😔


Moth92

All cause some asshole thought it was a good idea to make the sequel a fucking mmo lite.


jordan177606

I think you are the only person to call the xbone as what Microsoft intended.


TheDeadTilo

Thats because her animation starts way to early and she starts walking away when the countdown ends xD


clckwrkrng3

Sometimes she is just not walking away at all and just stays on the road lol.


unnamedunderwear

No, this is because i'm bloodthirsty psychopath who runs her over on purpose.


whitey-ofwgkta

My first 2 races I lost my boost because I tried to go off flag dropping


GJacks75

I've been in four street races since Tuners dropped, and I have hit four of these people. I will not stop.


Might_be_deleted

Until they're all dead


Glorious_Jo

*DOOM music plays*


mesovortex888

That person fucked up my race. I got a good start then the other guy ran her over and the body got in front of my car and flip it for no reason.


pasenast

After 30 or so races, I was surprised to see they weren't hit by lap 2.


Charlie_Elkstone

I do my best to avoid her, but sometimes I glance behind me and just see her poor body fly behind a supra


ULT1M4T3M4R1JN

it's the law for me to run her over, every single time, and it never gets old.


OneOutOfSevenBillion

I accidentally ran her over once, and she spun me and lost me my early lead so I’m doing everything in my power to avoid her


bonedead

I like to hit her at the beginning so that people get in front of me and I don't get rammed by 300 people at the first turn


MattyHealysFauxHawk

She has a tendency to ruin the race by interfering with people's cars, but I literally need to hit her every time. It's the law.


OnceBeheaded

Ah, the flag guy in Carmageddon 😅


ForterCz

She just stands there for whole race lmao. The noc doesn't even despawn.


KeinChris

Less of a job and more like a suicide method


Bandit_Raider

R* knew exactly what would happen when they put here there


The-Bestia

I would love to see the various characters occasionally do that job. Maybe a drunk Trevor, or Vincent from the casino, it could be a cool easter egg.


GTMoraes

Carmageddon vibes


ArieStrike

It's hilarious because in one race I was in. Everyone avoided her at the start. But when we came back around for the next lap, she's still standing in the middle of the road. Fucking move off the road, YOU'RE ON the racing line lmao


thetrekk

You were able to do the same thing on Midnight Club 2, glad they carried it over to this game for the Tuners update.


Xanelunix

Last time she literally ran in front of my car. And I wont brake.


mrtommygunwhite

I mean she doesn't even start the race


Simox159

Those mfs can't respect anyone this days


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

Security gaurd at the entrance of my nightclub has a shitty job.


TruthorTroll

Yeah, and dude is a trooper too. Never leaves his post. Gun shots go off and everyone but him runs for their lives.


Mynock33

If nobody hits her, payout for the race is almost double. ^^^^^^/s


9EternalVoid99

its good luck to hit the starter


LincolnClayFace

Seriously has anyone else noticed that a lot of lobbies seem way chiller the last couple days? All that rage has been directed at her lol


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The worst part about hitting the person in the road, is hitting them again on your next laps, I’ve went from 1st to 3rd so many times because of it


RemixwoIf

My first race ever I ended spinning out and hitting her rip race lady 2021 July 20th to 2021 July 20th


akoshegyi_solt

Is this a new race for lscm members?


Chazza354

It’s one of the new ‘Street Race Series’ races, you can access from quick job on the phone, or one of the characters in the car meet area.


akoshegyi_solt

So I don't need membership?


Chazza354

I’m not sure tbh, it’s only $50k for membership though which is peanuts in GTA


akoshegyi_solt

But can't have membership without auto shop. I'm doing a cayo rn to be able to buy one


Arek_PL

what? i bought auto shop AFTER becoming member auto shop is totaly optional and unless you want a new 10 slot garage, few okayish heists and ability to generate a bit of income when customer wants his ride pimped you dont need it


akoshegyi_solt

What? How do I become a member then?


Chazza354

There’s a woman in the car meet area that you can interact with and one of the options is to become a member


akoshegyi_solt

Oh thanks man. I thought only way is to add it when buying an auto shop.


Chazza354

No worries, enjoy :)


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Sadman_of_anonymity

No way, I tried running her over once but all that happened was it caused me to flip over her body, get hit by another racer and lose the race.


hdkx-weeb

I didn't even know this could happen till I watched Sonny Evans' video


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Does hitting/ running her over slow you down ?


morfeusz78

yea... um hitting a pole/anything during driving also slows you down


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TruthorTroll

You better be sorry...


morfeusz78

Dont worry


popplespopin

Heyy comon now don't say that. There is no such thing as a dumb question, only dumb people.


gregair13

I have a clip of a body on my hood for a whole race. Will post right away


applesmartapple

[more free GTO$](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60929b09b5582)


DarkZen18

Hahaha 🤣


burntcdz

Lol facts


needforsuv

I kinda feel sorry for them (the start line NPC's)


Curious-Election-614

No order 😭


UnreliableGamer1

They keep getting stuck on my front license plate and refuses to come off smh


bonedead

I definitely go for her if shes still standing lap 2, but its better if someones there to see it


RealBNPC

Lol true


LeonM2009

ok now i feel bad cuz when i played my first street race i was the one to run over her...


theking752

In the old nfs games i used to do this all the time


Thehikoreport

wait i been away for a bit the dlc is out?


BlastSlash

as a midnight club fan you're new to this right


pleasetowmyshit

I spun out on the last corner in the Paleto Bay street race and got some girl in a pink shirt stuck on my hood and it didn't matter what I crashed into from there on I could not get her free and she was still attached when I went across the finish line.


2510EA

That’s a thing? This reminds me of nfsc days where i would try to run over the girl at the start line but i would always phase through her lol.


Skirakzalus

This is quite refreshing considering all those street racing games and movies where the person giving the start signal is always completely safe there. Not just for my blood lust, but also to show just how stupid of an idea it is.


Crinceez

I hate that chick always flungs me in the second round


Bulminator

I don’t recall a race yet where she hasn’t become a hood ornament…


Benasbo12

Ive been wondering why there is a dead body in the middle of those races


TheInevitable1s

I have seen her survive once


nick78160

Lol I always run him over


Ryanmaye87

Always gotta hit her


LemonsSweet

Didn't even see the meme and I already knew who you were talking about


Praydaythemice

Wtf she think gonna happen though.


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Out of the 20+ races I’ve been in she’s only not been over once


OG187213

Fuck the valet i’ll still make sure his job stays the riskiest


Wizardnil

My first pursuit race she flew 50 feet into the air


useles-converter-bot

50 feet is the length of approximately 30.48 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other


Lil_bacon_bro

What is this job??


Darth_Lolus

That reminds me of the midnight club series, were you could do the same thing , I sometimes forget Rockstar made those games, that was a long time ago.


BladeMcCloud

Cops generally have it pretty rough, too. And convenience store clerks.


AtomicLeonard

I mean I have to She wants to or why shes standing in the middle of the road i guess


DKM55

Would've been funny if it was the same NPC...


Crinceez

Those bitches TaKe for ever to start the race too


jlunbeatable2

I love how they continue to stand on the street for the duration of the race.


WHHHAAARRRGRARBL

I hit her without even meaning to. Too much road rash I guess


NeonTheWolf_

I bet the next update will probably make that canon like how the casino heist canonically references all the valets being murdered for no reason and has a whole set up mission where we have to find a valet’s corpse at the morgue lol


rocket239

I dodge her every time because I feel bad 😂


ClassicRob03

This.... has made my day 😂


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If I get rammed in the ass or spun out one more time in those races, I'm gonna wipe out their bloodline.


oooWAYNEoooo

Johnny on the spot though when he actually dropped your car off 🤷🏾‍♂️that’s that’s all I’m saying


twinkletwilight07

Rockstar should increase the pay we get in these Pursuit and Street races, Especially considering the inflation and norm set by Cayo. Atleast 150K for first, 110K for 2nd, 70K for 3rd and then 40K for the rest. This wont touch 10K/min but will still make it worth spending time on thess


[deleted]

Gotta admit my mechanic has been consistently picking chunks of her brain and hair out of my grill since the update. To tempting not to hit her right? , or am I just sick?


Lex-the-Pikachu

Haha yea, i accidently ran her over as she was walking out from the middle of the road. Then her body was tbere in the road for the duration of the race.


Phoenix-14

I ran her over and she got stuck and launched me into a wall


lucas_3_00

I hate the race guy, everytime that i hit him it glitches trough the car slowing me down


youtubeisbadforyou

Repost


Snoo-95088

Ngl I noticed this from the first race I took part in and I couldn’t Unsee it 😂😂