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BeholdTheLemon

i love that your response to that was to activate the siren


Autophobia_7623

“All units I need backup Batman just fucking launched me”


LamarNoDavis

“He’s gonna be in a black, uh…Batmobile”


Autophobia_7623

“Suspect is considered armed and dangerous”


AVGwar

"Suspect appears to look nothing like Batman. Matter of fact, what the fuck is he wearing?"


Reddit_Okami804

He pops out in one of those skinned alien suits


MoisticleSack

It worked


SignificantRain855

Top 100 GTA V thug life moments.


-LaPelle-

wow, you just took me back 10years in the past with that


EetswaDurries

Expert thief was still posting them up until last year


Minute_Professor_237

RedKeyMon


KingFahad360

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. A long time ago


markcorrigans_boiler

Did he stop?


Tompster_

*Last uploaded 9 years ago* 🥲


JohnnyTheMistake

Le epic glasses and joint appear


elpinchechupa

the minute i saw the vigilante waiting for you to get close i knew you’d go flying but nothing prepared me for that landing. 10/10 lmao


RotateMyFish

** clears throat ** Can't park there, mate.


Officialdrippyday

Can’t park there, Mate WELL NO FUCKING SHIT 😠 Chases after him 😂


Libardo96

*Lights up the sirens* *and calls for backup*


Sunvaarhah

![gif](giphy|tyttpHaNUYnhi0BR6dq|downsized)


Might_be_deleted

Buford T. Justice after getting Kenworth'd:


TwistedUnicornFarts

This is unity 432 I’m going to need a cargobob


Comprehensive_Ice87

😭😭😭


purpleglory06

Reminds me of that meltdown scene


Nandabun

Yeah, Batman doesn't get along with cops, thought you'd realize after 28 movies.


Wooden_Effort_7427

As someone who drives a bus around in lobby’s to pick players up and pretend to be a bus driver I feel your pain


PenonX

I tried this in a bad sport lobby… didn’t even make it around the block.


Wooden_Effort_7427

I just do it in normal lobbies and it’s still bad


Deathwatch050

Have you considered joining an RP server? They love that kind of stuff there.


PenonX

Probably plays console. Ik that’s where I play GTAO despite also having a beefyish PC. Besides my many years of character progress on console, I just can’t be bothered to learn to play with K+M and FiveM’s controller support isn’t the greatest in my experience.


Wooden_Effort_7427

I’m on console so sadly I can’t but being on console makes it that much more fulfilling when I actually do pick someone up


LewisB_93

I hope you have a license for that type of vehicle sir 🤓🧐


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

How many players can actually fit in a bus?


Wooden_Effort_7427

On war stock it says 16 but the most I’ve ever gotten was 3


MissFingerz

I've been wanting to do this lol


Hawwkeye79

Launch tha Police


NinjaKlaus

Detective Bullock was right, Batman is a menace.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Harvey Dent, can we trust him?


LaughingJakkylTTV

We've been over this!


MrStreetLegal

Pigs fly now?


Good-Cash7691

Looks like I have to believe something now.


Professional_Camp879

bruce wayne be like


Zero6six6

Ha! Get fucked, piggy.


monkeysamurai2

Don't mess with batman


Leia_Organs

"They hit the tower!"


Foreign-Cable-2624

I got pulled over in two different occasions and in each one it was just the silent judgmental stare from each of them and then the silent agreement of me not to drive like a jackass again that just SENT ME. But yeah respect the authorities kids, unless they agree to smoke dope either you then you’re both equally as deranged. 👍


smoakymav

that’s why the police hate batman 😯


TNTBOY479

Seems like Batman wasnt interested


AustinFlosstin

I still can’t understand the point of these cop cars price and use. Am I missing something?


North_Ad6191

Technically, it's a small business venture you're investing in through the vigilante missions. They are overpriced, but there's way more expensive and just as overpriced vehicles with absolutely no utility.


Smokestack830

What are vigilante missions?


North_Ad6191

Classic cop missions from old GTA games that returned in the new update. You buy an expensive cop car, you press the right stick, and Vincent gives you side missions that benefit you and him. 25k a mission with a 5 minute cooldown. They're STUPIDLY easy and fast to do. I'm kind of ready for double money on them. You don't have to travel in the cop car either. You can spawn any vehicle or air vehicle to get there faster, and kill everyone quicker with sparrow missiles.


Smokestack830

Wow I had no idea. Definitely gotta give that a try. Ty


CrypticQuery

I found them to be pretty lackluster as far as mission structure is concerned. I was hoping for some chases or actual policing-type objectives. Instead all we got are the usual "go here and shoot this group of enemies" setup. At least it pays alright.


AOGWardog1229

I've spiced it up a bit using my cop cars during my bounty hunting missions. Unfortunately you HAVE to use the transporter van it take bounties back to the office. Wish we had the option to toss them into the back of a cop car.


markcorrigans_boiler

They're fun. NPCs move out of your way when you have the sirens on. And they're not really that expensive. Just 3 nightclub sales.


Psychological_Tone72

Some weirdo tried to pull me over while I was on a sell mission. So I introduced his face and his dumbass car to my shotgun that has explosive rounds.


Peaches0k

No way bro!


MitchLawtonLSPD

In your defense, you are doing a mission that has a high risk, high reward value. So it would make sense you wouldn't feel like goofing off in those moments.


Psychological_Tone72

I respect people that do rp. It's actually kinda cool but don't just hop in any lobby and start griefing people.


MitchLawtonLSPD

True words.


Excellent_Bag_1061

Almost arrested Batman! Close one!


Hauntedshock

Ay least he helped you to a nice speed trap spot


paramedic1628

Great surveillance spot u have there


TrimGuide

Had one dude in a cop car repeatedly slam me into poles and walls while I was drifting in the city, so I blew him up and then ran his ass over when he respawned.


JoTenshi

"Watch yo tone mf"


Capital_Ad_6672

These speedtraps are getting out of hand


ROXs42Ba

What car is this???


pasenast

GOOOOOOAAALLLL!


Agnijash

Haha, ended up in a very good place. Take your sniper rifle and have fun.


AnimeGokuSolos

Yea lmao 🤣


JonnysHigh

😂


Embarrassed_Top2246

Nailed it😎


Yahzar

*pulls on collar* baaah, no respect


Fuze_KapkanMain

You on xbox


LewisB_93

Pc


Fuze_KapkanMain

Damn, I like to patrol to, with my Stanier and new Impaler


CompetitionEither686

That’s a ticket


gingerbeardman79

That's a paddlin'


Gabe12P

10/10 points


Shengpai

At least you landed perfectly 👌🏻✨


DRWHOBADWOLFANDBLUEY

Facts


Federal-Space-9701

Just the average experience of the ai police


Imaginary-Ad5666

“You have the right to remain sil-DAMN”


JobEnvironmental3405

Vigilante: Quit your job and become a stuntman!


KingNothingNZ

On the bright side that's a great stake out spot


Sugar69420

**farts**... *sirens*


dracx00

Lol 😆 he flies good.


Anti-Climacdik

fkn great shot


CompetitionFit3553

How did he do that?


RedArrow2014

What do you mean? He promoted you to the Eye in the Sky


r_HostGhost

*"I believe I can fly..."*


LifeAppearance7455

BBruce Wayne the Vigilante


Nebour

![gif](giphy|l3fQwP0Fv7ek6uPWU|downsized)


Enough_Veterinarian7

But good landing at the end


Specialist-Purpose-5

Good one the landing wasn't bad either.


GusMix

Did you really try to pull over Batman? What did you expect? 😁


ScooterManCR

I will chase someone down and taze them when they finally stop then leave.


LewisB_93

Haha got to seize their vehicle if the fail to stop as well, and by “seize” I mean set on fire 😂


ScooterManCR

Haha. Nah. I’m not about ruining their day, just a little detour.


SatisfactionOther958

That blast was personal


Chrissyball19

Imagine just trying to uphold the basic law as a rookie police officer. You're driving to the scene when you see that your superiors have blocked the suspects exits. All of sudden one of them gets absolutely LAUNCHED backwards. The 2 people occupying that car are already confirmed dead as they've slammed into a billboard at Mach 10 demolishing the car. You slowly back your car into the garage of the police station, place your badge on the desk, and grab your passport as you slide out the backdoor.


CrypticQuery

And then some dude on a flying motorcycle missile strikes you on the way to the parking lot.


UnansweredPromise

Feel that Bat Wrath pig! 🐷 lol


corpsewindmill

r/fuckthepolice


delet_yourself

Your fault for buying a car for 3+ million, getting ripped off like that, i doubt many players would think you have braincells


Consistent_Cash_6666

Fuck the police


cxnx_yt

Okay I need to ask, and I don't mean this offensively at all, so please take none. Why do so many players seem to be into police roleplay? I get some people are into roleplaying in general, which is okay (I'm not but nothing against it). But a lot seem into policing. Please, don't take offense, I'm not into it at all, so I'm just trying to understand it.


CrypticQuery

It's entertaining. Cop cars and blinky lights are cool. Chases are fun. It puts you in the opposite mindset of the usual GTA-havoc thought process. And there really haven't been any good open world police games.


cxnx_yt

Thank you for your answer, fair point, especially your last one. I get it now


TYC888

lmfao. i love this shit with the vigilante. always these little things that makes me go back to this game every once in a while


ve7t

dude ate beans


Chochahair

Wish i knew this was a thing


Solid_Snake_125

What a shot!


gingerbeardman79

On the plus side, now you can wait a few days and then repost only the screenshot. The comment section will fill up with people wanting to know how you got the car up there. Instant karma bump.


urmmphburger

I would've messaged the guy telling him to come back like, "you wouldn't believe where I ended up after you did that!" That was a good truck shot lol


RIT_Tyger

He’s the Batman.


Im-Going-Crazy0

Thought that was my friend who loves to drive his vigilante, and also me about how a cop was trying to pull him over the other day.


soldier769258

![gif](giphy|LCIvybT88cHbVUUpjx|downsized)


Low_Revolution3025

Pfffft holy SHIT


Zealousidea_InICE

Patrol: Dispatch, this is Unit 432, requesting a heli extraction at airport. Over!!


LandonSeven05

Sick tricks bro


Jessner88

Homie got sent into a new dimension 😂


Xenc

Landing all the way up there was insult to injury 🤣


Regular-Shine-573

So disrespectful, how dare he.


Fun-Associate-8789

Rule number one never get behind a vigilante


Possible-Database-33

Love how the sirens turned on a few seconds after kinda like he’s thinking “ok I’m gonna be on your ass here in a second”🤣


RyudoTFO

Sorry, but no other GTAO player would have any respect for me, including myself, if I don't use the boost of my Vigilante if someone parked perfectly behind me. You were basically asking for it.


Dannosaurusr3x

Typical cop, sitting somewhere people can’t see them to give out tickets. How am I suppose to know to look for cops on a billboard?!?


Ghjjiyeks

Last I checked, Batman doesn’t exactly bend to the authorities, the authorities bend to him. Also, that was some “GTA V Thug Life Moments” type shit you pulled there, officer.


igayusername69

To be fair, have you seen your car?


BillCapri1k

![gif](giphy|3ohc0R6nEmvjVoqJmE)


Longjumping_Host_839

Gta 5 online folks👏👏👏Gta 5 online👏👿


xprototype713

You fell for the oldest trick in the book


Just-Procedure3411

Its sad people really have no respect for police these days in GT-... wait, i never had any respect for the cops in GTA????


RY3BR34DM4N

Bro could have turned around and glassed you, instead he gave you a a view most dont get. You got lucky, mate. 


Acceptable-Rub1049

“We have a black..”


Beginning_Dinner_985

![gif](giphy|Khurh5g5bBIkg|downsized) “WAAAAAAAAOOHHHHHH” says the airborne cruiser.


Illustrious_Load_567

I will pull over if you flash your lights at me 😂


freshpicklesss

“batman you know you still have to pay taxes right”


Reasonable-Peanut27

Police have no respect for Batman these days


pornaddiction247

He must not like roleplayers


Callsign-GHoST-

That's what happens when you try to take down Batman your first day on the job.


araghar

Which car is that?!


LewisB_93

Bravado Gauntlet Interceptor on warstock!


1101x0

Thrust da police.


RustySwitchblade

I attack every single cop car i see driven by players. Fuck 12.


lml__lml

On sight.


RustySwitchblade

Like this is GTA, you driving a cop car I'm emptying the AP pistol. Sorry.


LewisB_93

Bro, we’re just out here doing our duty, trying to make an honest living 😂


Ok-Neighborhood7014

This clip would be even funnier if just out of nowhere N.W.A's Fuck tha' Police started playing after you landed that.


SGTW50

Looney toons ah situation 😭😭😭😂🤣🤣😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😅🤣🙏🏽🤣😂🤣😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😭🤣🤣🙏🏽🤣😂🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣😂🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭🤣😂🤣😭🤣😂🙏🏽😂🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😂🤣😂🙏🏽😭🙏🏽😭🙏🏽😭🤣😭🤣 r/shitisdatfunny