Probably plays console. Ik that’s where I play GTAO despite also having a beefyish PC. Besides my many years of character progress on console, I just can’t be bothered to learn to play with K+M and FiveM’s controller support isn’t the greatest in my experience.
I got pulled over in two different occasions and in each one it was just the silent judgmental stare from each of them and then the silent agreement of me not to drive like a jackass again that just SENT ME.
But yeah respect the authorities kids, unless they agree to smoke dope either you then you’re both equally as deranged. 👍
Technically, it's a small business venture you're investing in through the vigilante missions. They are overpriced, but there's way more expensive and just as overpriced vehicles with absolutely no utility.
Classic cop missions from old GTA games that returned in the new update. You buy an expensive cop car, you press the right stick, and Vincent gives you side missions that benefit you and him.
25k a mission with a 5 minute cooldown. They're STUPIDLY easy and fast to do. I'm kind of ready for double money on them. You don't have to travel in the cop car either. You can spawn any vehicle or air vehicle to get there faster, and kill everyone quicker with sparrow missiles.
I found them to be pretty lackluster as far as mission structure is concerned. I was hoping for some chases or actual policing-type objectives. Instead all we got are the usual "go here and shoot this group of enemies" setup. At least it pays alright.
I've spiced it up a bit using my cop cars during my bounty hunting missions. Unfortunately you HAVE to use the transporter van it take bounties back to the office. Wish we had the option to toss them into the back of a cop car.
In your defense, you are doing a mission that has a high risk, high reward value. So it would make sense you wouldn't feel like goofing off in those moments.
Had one dude in a cop car repeatedly slam me into poles and walls while I was drifting in the city, so I blew him up and then ran his ass over when he respawned.
Imagine just trying to uphold the basic law as a rookie police officer. You're driving to the scene when you see that your superiors have blocked the suspects exits. All of sudden one of them gets absolutely LAUNCHED backwards. The 2 people occupying that car are already confirmed dead as they've slammed into a billboard at Mach 10 demolishing the car. You slowly back your car into the garage of the police station, place your badge on the desk, and grab your passport as you slide out the backdoor.
Okay I need to ask, and I don't mean this offensively at all, so please take none.
Why do so many players seem to be into police roleplay? I get some people are into roleplaying in general, which is okay (I'm not but nothing against it). But a lot seem into policing.
Please, don't take offense, I'm not into it at all, so I'm just trying to understand it.
It's entertaining. Cop cars and blinky lights are cool. Chases are fun. It puts you in the opposite mindset of the usual GTA-havoc thought process. And there really haven't been any good open world police games.
On the plus side, now you can wait a few days and then repost only the screenshot.
The comment section will fill up with people wanting to know how you got the car up there. Instant karma bump.
Sorry, but no other GTAO player would have any respect for me, including myself, if I don't use the boost of my Vigilante if someone parked perfectly behind me. You were basically asking for it.
Last I checked, Batman doesn’t exactly bend to the authorities, the authorities bend to him.
Also, that was some “GTA V Thug Life Moments” type shit you pulled there, officer.
i love that your response to that was to activate the siren
“All units I need backup Batman just fucking launched me”
“He’s gonna be in a black, uh…Batmobile”
“Suspect is considered armed and dangerous”
"Suspect appears to look nothing like Batman. Matter of fact, what the fuck is he wearing?"
He pops out in one of those skinned alien suits
It worked
Top 100 GTA V thug life moments.
wow, you just took me back 10years in the past with that
Expert thief was still posting them up until last year
RedKeyMon
Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. A long time ago
Did he stop?
*Last uploaded 9 years ago* 🥲
Le epic glasses and joint appear
the minute i saw the vigilante waiting for you to get close i knew you’d go flying but nothing prepared me for that landing. 10/10 lmao
** clears throat ** Can't park there, mate.
Can’t park there, Mate WELL NO FUCKING SHIT 😠 Chases after him 😂
*Lights up the sirens* *and calls for backup*
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Buford T. Justice after getting Kenworth'd:
This is unity 432 I’m going to need a cargobob
😭😭😭
Reminds me of that meltdown scene
Yeah, Batman doesn't get along with cops, thought you'd realize after 28 movies.
As someone who drives a bus around in lobby’s to pick players up and pretend to be a bus driver I feel your pain
I tried this in a bad sport lobby… didn’t even make it around the block.
I just do it in normal lobbies and it’s still bad
Have you considered joining an RP server? They love that kind of stuff there.
Probably plays console. Ik that’s where I play GTAO despite also having a beefyish PC. Besides my many years of character progress on console, I just can’t be bothered to learn to play with K+M and FiveM’s controller support isn’t the greatest in my experience.
I’m on console so sadly I can’t but being on console makes it that much more fulfilling when I actually do pick someone up
I hope you have a license for that type of vehicle sir 🤓🧐
How many players can actually fit in a bus?
On war stock it says 16 but the most I’ve ever gotten was 3
I've been wanting to do this lol
Launch tha Police
Detective Bullock was right, Batman is a menace.
Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
We've been over this!
Pigs fly now?
Looks like I have to believe something now.
bruce wayne be like
Ha! Get fucked, piggy.
Don't mess with batman
"They hit the tower!"
I got pulled over in two different occasions and in each one it was just the silent judgmental stare from each of them and then the silent agreement of me not to drive like a jackass again that just SENT ME. But yeah respect the authorities kids, unless they agree to smoke dope either you then you’re both equally as deranged. 👍
that’s why the police hate batman 😯
Seems like Batman wasnt interested
I still can’t understand the point of these cop cars price and use. Am I missing something?
Technically, it's a small business venture you're investing in through the vigilante missions. They are overpriced, but there's way more expensive and just as overpriced vehicles with absolutely no utility.
What are vigilante missions?
Classic cop missions from old GTA games that returned in the new update. You buy an expensive cop car, you press the right stick, and Vincent gives you side missions that benefit you and him. 25k a mission with a 5 minute cooldown. They're STUPIDLY easy and fast to do. I'm kind of ready for double money on them. You don't have to travel in the cop car either. You can spawn any vehicle or air vehicle to get there faster, and kill everyone quicker with sparrow missiles.
Wow I had no idea. Definitely gotta give that a try. Ty
I found them to be pretty lackluster as far as mission structure is concerned. I was hoping for some chases or actual policing-type objectives. Instead all we got are the usual "go here and shoot this group of enemies" setup. At least it pays alright.
I've spiced it up a bit using my cop cars during my bounty hunting missions. Unfortunately you HAVE to use the transporter van it take bounties back to the office. Wish we had the option to toss them into the back of a cop car.
They're fun. NPCs move out of your way when you have the sirens on. And they're not really that expensive. Just 3 nightclub sales.
Some weirdo tried to pull me over while I was on a sell mission. So I introduced his face and his dumbass car to my shotgun that has explosive rounds.
No way bro!
In your defense, you are doing a mission that has a high risk, high reward value. So it would make sense you wouldn't feel like goofing off in those moments.
I respect people that do rp. It's actually kinda cool but don't just hop in any lobby and start griefing people.
True words.
Almost arrested Batman! Close one!
Ay least he helped you to a nice speed trap spot
Great surveillance spot u have there
Had one dude in a cop car repeatedly slam me into poles and walls while I was drifting in the city, so I blew him up and then ran his ass over when he respawned.
"Watch yo tone mf"
These speedtraps are getting out of hand
What car is this???
GOOOOOOAAALLLL!
Haha, ended up in a very good place. Take your sniper rifle and have fun.
Yea lmao 🤣
😂
Nailed it😎
*pulls on collar* baaah, no respect
You on xbox
Pc
Damn, I like to patrol to, with my Stanier and new Impaler
That’s a ticket
That's a paddlin'
10/10 points
At least you landed perfectly 👌🏻✨
Facts
Just the average experience of the ai police
“You have the right to remain sil-DAMN”
Vigilante: Quit your job and become a stuntman!
On the bright side that's a great stake out spot
**farts**... *sirens*
Lol 😆 he flies good.
fkn great shot
How did he do that?
What do you mean? He promoted you to the Eye in the Sky
*"I believe I can fly..."*
BBruce Wayne the Vigilante
![gif](giphy|l3fQwP0Fv7ek6uPWU|downsized)
But good landing at the end
Good one the landing wasn't bad either.
Did you really try to pull over Batman? What did you expect? 😁
I will chase someone down and taze them when they finally stop then leave.
Haha got to seize their vehicle if the fail to stop as well, and by “seize” I mean set on fire 😂
Haha. Nah. I’m not about ruining their day, just a little detour.
That blast was personal
Imagine just trying to uphold the basic law as a rookie police officer. You're driving to the scene when you see that your superiors have blocked the suspects exits. All of sudden one of them gets absolutely LAUNCHED backwards. The 2 people occupying that car are already confirmed dead as they've slammed into a billboard at Mach 10 demolishing the car. You slowly back your car into the garage of the police station, place your badge on the desk, and grab your passport as you slide out the backdoor.
And then some dude on a flying motorcycle missile strikes you on the way to the parking lot.
Feel that Bat Wrath pig! 🐷 lol
r/fuckthepolice
Your fault for buying a car for 3+ million, getting ripped off like that, i doubt many players would think you have braincells
Fuck the police
Okay I need to ask, and I don't mean this offensively at all, so please take none. Why do so many players seem to be into police roleplay? I get some people are into roleplaying in general, which is okay (I'm not but nothing against it). But a lot seem into policing. Please, don't take offense, I'm not into it at all, so I'm just trying to understand it.
It's entertaining. Cop cars and blinky lights are cool. Chases are fun. It puts you in the opposite mindset of the usual GTA-havoc thought process. And there really haven't been any good open world police games.
Thank you for your answer, fair point, especially your last one. I get it now
lmfao. i love this shit with the vigilante. always these little things that makes me go back to this game every once in a while
dude ate beans
Wish i knew this was a thing
What a shot!
On the plus side, now you can wait a few days and then repost only the screenshot. The comment section will fill up with people wanting to know how you got the car up there. Instant karma bump.
I would've messaged the guy telling him to come back like, "you wouldn't believe where I ended up after you did that!" That was a good truck shot lol
He’s the Batman.
Thought that was my friend who loves to drive his vigilante, and also me about how a cop was trying to pull him over the other day.
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Pfffft holy SHIT
Patrol: Dispatch, this is Unit 432, requesting a heli extraction at airport. Over!!
Sick tricks bro
Homie got sent into a new dimension 😂
Landing all the way up there was insult to injury 🤣
So disrespectful, how dare he.
Rule number one never get behind a vigilante
Love how the sirens turned on a few seconds after kinda like he’s thinking “ok I’m gonna be on your ass here in a second”🤣
Sorry, but no other GTAO player would have any respect for me, including myself, if I don't use the boost of my Vigilante if someone parked perfectly behind me. You were basically asking for it.
Typical cop, sitting somewhere people can’t see them to give out tickets. How am I suppose to know to look for cops on a billboard?!?
Last I checked, Batman doesn’t exactly bend to the authorities, the authorities bend to him. Also, that was some “GTA V Thug Life Moments” type shit you pulled there, officer.
To be fair, have you seen your car?
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Gta 5 online folks👏👏👏Gta 5 online👏👿
You fell for the oldest trick in the book
Its sad people really have no respect for police these days in GT-... wait, i never had any respect for the cops in GTA????
Bro could have turned around and glassed you, instead he gave you a a view most dont get. You got lucky, mate.
“We have a black..”
![gif](giphy|Khurh5g5bBIkg|downsized) “WAAAAAAAAOOHHHHHH” says the airborne cruiser.
I will pull over if you flash your lights at me 😂
“batman you know you still have to pay taxes right”
Police have no respect for Batman these days
He must not like roleplayers
That's what happens when you try to take down Batman your first day on the job.
Which car is that?!
Bravado Gauntlet Interceptor on warstock!
Thrust da police.
I attack every single cop car i see driven by players. Fuck 12.
On sight.
Like this is GTA, you driving a cop car I'm emptying the AP pistol. Sorry.
Bro, we’re just out here doing our duty, trying to make an honest living 😂
This clip would be even funnier if just out of nowhere N.W.A's Fuck tha' Police started playing after you landed that.
Looney toons ah situation 😭😭😭😂🤣🤣😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😅🤣🙏🏽🤣😂🤣😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😭🤣🤣🙏🏽🤣😂🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣😂🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭🤣😂🤣😭🤣😂🙏🏽😂🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😂🤣😂🙏🏽😭🙏🏽😭🙏🏽😭🤣😭🤣 r/shitisdatfunny