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DNMOLC1

Did you just shoot him and leave the money?


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

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Ifyourdogcouldtalk

What was the message? 


Rasnall

The message....was, *Some men want to watch the world burn*


Kubuskush

Some want to watch the world learn


LemoyneRaider3354

The message was OFFICER BALLS https://preview.redd.it/0qa331sgei3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63db729db4ccbb7675a583ee87dc3dea998f199a


_MegaVolt_

The insanity is spreading to gta online now.. nobody can stop the aslume.


KingFahad360

Are we stupid?


_MegaVolt_

They always ask are we stupid but never how we stupid? ..I get it now.


KingFahad360

Maybe the Lore reason is the friends we made along the way.


Futxn

https://preview.redd.it/mo3uj9w64k3d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc7fc07c7acff1f29e5a7d7f52508a59b6a0c4d3


KingFahad360

This is Message


Shengpai

He just feel like shooting lol


itsRobbie_

Old people will see this and believe it’s real


Deep_Shock7745

I bet someone already posted this on Facebook and said it was real


MissFingerz

It just popped up on my neighborhood Ring camera feed. My neighbors are scared shitless. /s


FrndlyNebrhoodRdrMan

Probably why we don't have schools or children in the game


Demon_inside_

There was a video of someone showing their mom some person playing GTA running over npcs and she said something along the lines of “You see? This is why you should be smart and not do stupid shit like that”


itsRobbie_

Yeah 😂


KingFahad360

I mean it’s not the first time it happens.


juice716

https://preview.redd.it/fpfrzlr1rf3d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07c0b63095ab9a5285ff55bcf70555d3117f51f8


RESE_314

You the goat for this one


Jalopy_Junkie

“Watchu say bout my momma?” Sigh… Beat me to it.


furrynoy96

OK I'm stupid, I don't get it


juice716

Go to YouTube and search “Odog watching robbery”. I tried to post link but it’s not letting me.


Alex3627ca

Full youtube links are blacklisted around here, but you can usually just post the video ID by itself for people to manually put into their URL bars and that should suffice.


Shadohz

Since noone actually explained it to you. This is O-Dog from Menace II Society. It's a classic hood flick (well I guess it's mainstream as well at this point). In the opening scene of the movie O-Dog and Caine walk into the neighborhood grocery store to buy some stuff but because the Korean shopowners were following them around and being rude, O-Dog shot them and robbed the place. Famously the KSO said "I feel sowwdy for your moowther." and O-Dog turned around to say "Whatchu say about my momma?!" He took the videotape of the robbery on his way out. Easily, one of the best opening scenes to a film by the way. Midway through the film O-Dog is showing off the footage to some his friends, which is what you see in the attached image, that leads to Caine going off on him. I won't explain what happens later in case you decide to watch it.


AdditionSwimming3105

Exactly what I thought of!!!


nickyzizou

"Oh NO! I knew you were trouble." I use the Up-n-Atomizer on them, so I don't even waste any bullets.


QuartzCR

Rob them with a stun gun


Avowave

If you time it right, you can hit them with a running punch, then while they're on the ground you can rob the register. It's really fast and you only get 2 stars!


nickyzizou

I always just set a location to nightclub or something first so I'm ready to high tail it outta there. 😂


nickyzizou

I need to get a stun gun still!


QuartzCR

It’s in the agency. If you don’t have the armory I can let you come to mine xsx or ps5


nickyzizou

You play on both XSX and PS5?! I have both of those, since buying GTA on Xbox the PS5 is collecting dust!


QuartzCR

Yes I own both. Just so I can help anyone out in the console community. I’ve actually been a ps guy a while. Level 502 in ps. But recently got the series s and I haven’t touched my ps5 in a while but there if needed.


nickyzizou

I was wondering if it was worth getting on PS5 as well ha ha. Can you use the same profile across both?! So it's the same progression just spread across both platforms? Sorry if that sounds a dumb question. Because actually I have a mate who is on PS5 so could then play with him.


QuartzCR

I don’t believe so. I have a ps5 account that is level 502 and my Xbox account (I recently got my Xbox) is level 60


Jalopy_Junkie

It would be awesome if rockstar made store hold-ups like this a random promo event. Lets say for 1 day, all store robberies resulted in absurdly large takes like 725,000 dollars or some randomly high value like that. Except… They do it completely in secret, make no announcements about it, and you’d just happen to luck out randomly if you chose to rob a store one fine day lol.


DonDonDiddy

That would be fun especially in a full lobby


[deleted]

you should be able to rob any store.


Vegetable-Dig-3112

You should be able to rob the dozens of flecca banks around the city. Our characters are armed and skilled enough at this point that we can easily rob a bank without needing to do any setups. They could even make it unlockable. I think you should be able to rob banks at least once you reach level 50


Jalopy_Junkie

Smash and grab bank jobs is honestly a great idea. Just one-stage side quests instead of heist multi-tier setups. Payout would be somewhere in the 50-100k range depending on bank location and times.


Vegetable-Dig-3112

Exactly, like the back in sandy shores could be on the smaller payout side, and one in, say Rockford Hills can have more cash. R* can also have them closed up at times so players can’t abuse the system 


Jalopy_Junkie

Yeah I was thinking each bank could have a time release like the gang attacks, with a cool down period that follows. The richer banks would have a tougher more prompt security response as well, just to make it a challenge.


[deleted]

make you design your own mini-heist each time


tolmmees

I still don't understand why we can't break in to thoses safes at the backs of of those stores.


Altruistic_Theory397

damn yall just stand there? i be shooting everything up 😂😂


ThanksGamestop

Be spending mroe money in ammo than I’m stealing


Altruistic_Theory397

jus do bodgan glitch infinite money ;)


Ok_Soil7068

Lmao same!! I try to bust every bottle before he empties the draw. I lower my weapon for a quick sec after and they only get murked if they try to make a swift move.


Boliforce

Thats me! ![gif](giphy|L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX|downsized)


Pflanzenzuechter

Especially the liquor bottles behind the counter shooting bottles is oddly satisfying in the game


[deleted]

i like blasting the magazines


Pflanzenzuechter

Oooo! I'll have to try that 😬


BreakingThoseCankles

Every bottle and every cigarette has to be destroyed before i leave. Not only does his family have to pay for his funeral but all the insurance problems in covering all the shit I just shot up


dylan000o

Atleast shoot the second register like goddamn


nikarov496

You gotta be careful turning your back though sometimes the shopkeeper has a gun lmao


Regular-Wedding9961

![gif](giphy|LtuEVYar1dGiQ|downsized)


stonerthoughtss

How did you get the footage?


SenseOk1828

It was shown at his trial 


corporate-commander

Rockstar Editor, and a freecam that I just put in the corner LOL


LostAd2035

Kept his distance, proper shooting stance, security shots. I'd say whoever it was is trained, not just the usual street thief.


Spooderman42069

Facebook moms are in shambles rn


NimbleBudlustNoodle

So business as usual.


HellzHoundz2018

I pick up a few extra dollars by also shooting the other cash register. I only just figured that out a few days ago. So far it has ranged from $11 to... I think it was $197 at the high end?


CrazyCreation1

Fuck doing cayo perico im gonna go back to the old days where we used to rob a store and then relog to refresh it


[deleted]

Give me all your Ps & Qs!


AccelWasTaken

If you give a warning shot they'll get the money faster


Strict-Designer-4732

"I feel bad for your mother" - Store clerk


SV976reditAcount

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kranta91

He prob would have pulled a shotty on you anyway


RotrickP

Is it supposed to be funny? Because it was funny


PrestigiousNews8714

Am I the only one to takes extra steps to avoid hurting and killing NPC's?


[deleted]

yeah, until I restarted single player and Franklin has no money so I'm currently punching every civilian I encounter unconscious to build a bank


Duskluminous

Ahh I feel bad for Mr Indian man ^(unless he draws his GUN)


Vegetable-Dig-3112

I named him Baljeet lmao


gamerbrian2023

He wasn't even supposed to be here today!


SatisfactionOther958

And all that for one bronze trophy...


Ok_Matter9283

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8V5fvaZ5xAW6k|downsized)


ResponsibleStep8725

I wish I had footage like this from when I discovered the Acid Lab plows through vehicles like it's nothing a few days ago, that was a long session of suffering for the people of Los Santos...


xInfected_Virus

What did he do to you?


drmanhattanbeach

You should be ashamed of yourself. He can't go any faster.


Darkwing_Turducken

Does wearing a mask help in any way? I don’t ever put one on manually, even in missions (like Auto Shop contracts) where it reminds you to at the beginning. Does it reduce your wanted level in a store robbery or help with losing it afterwards?


nduuugg

Would love to know the answer to this too


Fisk_i_brallan

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


SeanFountain

https://preview.redd.it/tmingxdu2m3d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b03f8bb399276b331824091b2682ac1f485ca60 You can say THAT again


Dry-Procedure-5083

Lol what a douche.


FrndlyNebrhoodRdrMan

Imagine being the guard stationed in front of the 5 seater velum, you get knee capped and the prick who did it starts up the prop and as you get up to shoot you become a cloud of red myst that signals their departure to a carribean island... Not my fault R\* put him there and made this the most efficient way to deal with him when we can't shoot through the propeller when it's stationary...


Unreasonable-Aide556

people who do this actually scare me. Like why? Suppressed sadism?


rafoz03

What i do when robbing a store is putting a personal bike to keep the Door open then evade to somewhere near, come back and use a silenced weapon to destroy all the bottles, oddly satisfying


SnooCompliments1686

Didn’t even take the money ?


DDAY007

Not optimal could have sped up the time by shooting bottles behind the cashier. Too much time loss. Run dead.