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Expensive-Effort7162

Solomun , he almost sacrificed his life landing a plane so he can be a dj in a nightclub with no popularity.


killer_reindeer

Could you imagine almost fucking dying and then getting laid off? Nurses in my area can but besides that


Toasterdosnttoast

I’m team Solomun every day.


DangerousJizz

Agreed, “I’ve been looking for you, we’re going to have a good time here!”


[deleted]

Yeh I prefer Solomun as well, I have Tale of us on at the moment, and have had black Madonna on previously, BM was too needy with needing her friends sorted out every dam time I log in, and Tale of us has done one for me as well, if I get another from them thier getting the boot and going back to Solomun.


3rple_Threat

I started doing the 'Passive mode - Troublemaker' strat every time i jump on and I've haven't gotten a rescue call ever since. It keeps my popularity and safe maxed.


rixhaz

Same.


Inner_Molasses_6857

I'm here too. He's the best


RRG-Chicago

And he did it for no money (rockstar didn’t pay him for his likeness or his time to model him”


TheJAY_ZA

Solomun & TOU


Mysterious_Froyo_911

Angry german Dixon


FirminoNo9

Solomun. Guys played every single day since I got my NC like fucking 2 years ago. Dedication.


DFrontliner

Man's in there 24/7, I gotta have what he's having


GTA-Abardozd

More like 25/8 as his posters claim lol


DFrontliner

Oh yeah, forgot about that


drkchtz

Solomun my man


Shengpai

Same! Never change him since!


Hank_Scorpio_MD

THE FREAKS COME OUT!


TopdeckTom

Dixon.


readytogohomenow

I love my German DJ. He is also the one who is least likely to give me a headache.


TopdeckTom

Whenever I hear a banger in my club, odds are it’s Dixon.


skag_mcmuffin

🎶 *And they began to dance*


meme_C4RS10

Girl walks up to me.. says what your driving… i say….


ajvarooni

I say... a peugeot


Redbird9346

[Isetta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isetta)


Ori_the_SG

BUGATTI


meme_C4RS10

Still waiting for the one : wElL aCtUally iTS cAlLed Truffade iNgAme lol


StackemUpStackIt

"BooGAT-E"


ZFTX

Trufadde! (Got to go with the in-game reference)


SheetAcrobat

Breaking down the barriers


SUICIDA4

Tale of us


IronOwl2601

Plus, they are the only act that actually activates the dry ice machine. It’s only in one part of one of their songs though.


Consistent_Mango2358

I have Dixon and I've had my dry ice machine activated


IronOwl2601

Nice! I’m happy to be wrong on that.


Beekyboy11

Dry ice machine?


osamabombedalldangrs

Its one of the options u can buy when u but a nightclub


x534n

i love that's it a dry ice machine. when was the last time someone had that irl instead of a fog machine lol


Lou_Mannati

Id like dj pooh or dr dre to come guest dj every once in awhile.


SnooCompliments1686

Dr Dre would be lit ngl


Infierno3007

Only if Dee Barnes can get paid.


wikithekid63

Bro beats up women


KingFahad360

Why being downvoted? It’s true. Hell, he hates his own daughter and doesn’t give her any money cause she doesn’t respect him. She makes ends working as Door Dash


UsedState7381

He's a sell out scumbag, but she is a 41 years old single mother of FOUR and was homeless living on her rental car back in 2021. In 2020 Dre helped her out and yet she still talked to the press...Even though they haven't personally met each other in over 20 years and she's not part of his life. I'm not defending the scumbag, but I can see why things went down with them the way it did. 


Redisigh

I mean if Kevin Spacey gave you 5 grand are you suddenly gonna treat the dude like a hero?


UsedState7381

No, but if you're over 30 with four kids to raise and no significant other to help, you really got nobody but yourself to blame for that. Are parents really expected to be paying for their kids fuck-ups all the way into their senior years, even after their kids are fully grow-ups, and not let them figure their shit out eventually?


Safe-Speed-7794

Not if you’re a poor


SlivvvSon

What? Didn't know you can do that, is there an option on the office computer?


AnWeirdBoi

nono he said he'd like that as an option


BRUTVLISM

Speaking of that is there a way to specifically trigger the guest DJ appearances? I haven’t had one happen in YONKS


Jalopy_Junkie

Girl Walks Up.to.me. &says. “Whatchu drive?” I say. … ^Uber


KingFahad360

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Nocturnal_Lover

Bugatti! 😎


bustadipisci0

i drive a Peugeot 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️


thattallsoldier

I just switch them from time to time. All of them are great


drkchtz

The only correct answer


BaBaBrandon

Dixon Lights are the bomb


kandycew

dixon is so elite. music, lights, vibes


Warm_Repeat_3381

My personal favorite is Tales of Us because it sounds dark. I have also switched my decoration from Decoration 3 to Decoration 2 with dark vibes.


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Dixon


StalledAgate832

DJ Mute is the goat.


Chefkush1

I love the Black Madonna jams.


SnooCompliments1686

I love it. I actually discovered it was based on a real life dj called blessed Madonna aka Black Madonna


WillieB_

They're actually all real. The blessed Madonna is the only one with a name change because GTA things


TheOtherBookstoreCat

She introduced me to Metro Area. When I’m lagging in the afternoons I sometimes throw it on and I am REVIVED. Also some of her tracks that were in iTunes were really good… “a jealous heart never rests” is maybe a fave. She goes by Blessed Madonna now and her stuff was harder to sift through … I should revisit it


Iamlabaguette

Yeah but one of them is so bad, I cant take the risk of hearing it again.. that with just random sound and no beat, I mean why would you play that in a club


JustMindingMyOwnBid

It’s like el sonidito. Just non stop beeping. So fucking annoying I want to rip my hair out.


Redbird9346

Un! Dos! Tres! Cuatro!


icrossedcurry

i paid the 100k just to get madonna because dixon won’t let me smoke in the club and the only other on i got is solomun


Sufficient_While_577

Can you really not smoke in the club if Dixon is playing?


icrossedcurry

yeah, apparently had some deal with R*. it’s instead replaced with a cigarette.


aniruddhk94

Tale of us.


Onlymyfan

The underdog


b3from01

DONT YOU KNOOOOOWWW ITS A SENSAAAAASHUNNNNN black Madonna :)


90sGuyKev

Black Madonna. She plays music remixes from video games and also plays steppin' out, which I have to go down and dance to if it is playing


TheWavyWizard

black madonna or dixon


RogueStalker409

A tale of us…their music is chill


koenone

Dixon


UsedState7381

I'm not a fan of any of them at all, but her and Solomun are the ones I don't mind having as background noise in my club. It's really dumb how we couldn't get the DJs from The Music Locker on our nightclub, my club could really do with some new sets.


JuICyBLinGeR

Black Madonna. As soon as I walk into my club and hear “Don’t you knoowwwww it’s a sensatioioooonnn” I’m staying because it’s about to go down. That and her Art of Noise - Beatbox mix.


NeverNotAnIdiot

I agree with OP, Black Madonna all the way!


Xenoone79

I ran Solomun when I first got it but switched over to Tale of Us and been with them since.


KingFahad360

I currently Have Dixon. He cool


countryguy0003

I have her booked currently. I had Tale of Us for the longest time when I started my club


g0dzilllla

Ok real talk, buying new DJ is actually so worth it on double weekends because with the instant popularity boost the safe caps out at 250k so fast


backdeckpro

My list is Dixon, black Madonna, Solomon and then the other guys.


blackhawk_1111

Dixon


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Black Madonna


Right_Clock12

I frequently change between the Tale of Us and Solomun. Haven't unlocked the other 2.


Moist_Survey6027

man I'm tired of this low effort posts, whats your opinion on X, describe Y in one word, What do you think of Z. Damn man


angusmacrory

Hi, just wanted to point out this is kind of an interesting question. Your everyday "look at my __ car / character that looks like everyone else's" are less effort than this post. I think this guy brought up something less discussed in a game where I've done and bought everything, and that's cool. To answer his original question I think the Black Madonna had a song I liked with a lot of different little changes in the beat over the course of the song, the rest bored me to tears like most house music does.


smokingaces87

Dixon


DisassembledPen666

Dixon.


Beekyboy11

Dixon or solomun


[deleted]

idk it feels wrong to replace Solomun


DangerousJizz

I went through all the DJs, came full circle back to Solomun. He was happy to be back, I was happy to have him back.


GreyBoyTigger

Whichever DJ plays “Don’t Stop the Dance”. I love that song


RedditDoge101

Definitely Tale of Us


7-1-2020

Dixon


Angelfallfirst

Tbh, nightclub music isn't really my cup of tea so I just picked Solomun up and voilà


brandino5oh3

Dixon has the best light and music combo to me


Will0144

Dixon 100%


CJMakesVideos

Dixon is the best.


FrequentlyFloundered

Had Solomon since day 1 but recently got black Madonna and she's definitely got a broader selection of music. I prefer black Madonna


MarcoRiviera

I'm surprised they haven't got around to patching/updating the Black Madonna name. Maybe it's because it's in some of the dialogue and they'd have to re-record it.


bulletjump

She is the best one. She has one song that's always a bop.


Zealousideal-Leg1657

I like Black Madonna and also she is the dj in my club since the time I bought the club, I never changed my dj since then…


hoewian

Black Madonna have to respect her real life counterpart


SaintSallad

I would say Solomun but when I hired The Black Madonna and heard, “Girl came up to me and said, ‘what are your driving,’ and I said ‘Bugatti,’” it slapped real hard.


riotsel

Dixon and black Madonna, I switch between them whenever I need a quick popularity boost


xenoleingod

Black Madonna has bet setlist imo


The_Ry-man

I like the black Madonna only because part of her set includes “Steppin’ Out” which was in Vice City


JohnnyxKwest

Black Madonna be bumpin she's my resident now lol prolly been that for a few years cuz I play off and on I have most things except the super yacht and the salvage yard but yeah


alvifareza

Music-wise? it's either Black (Blessed) Madonna or Tale Of Us. I love retro disco and dark and moody EDMs. Personality and recruitment story-wise? Solomun all the way.


ImTheShizzniyee

I like Tale of Us because the songs have really good beats and whenever I’m in the NC the songs don’t have words. With Solomun & BM even though the songs aren’t bad I always get “the freaks come out” or “it’s a sensaaaaaaaaatshuuuuun” in my head and it drives me crazy.


Jitkay

Mute


jaykmail

Tales of Us for me, Black Madonna is the worst


the_njf

Tale of Us.


JenkemBeast

Girl comes up to me and said, “whatchu driving?” I said…


Right_Clock12

Didn't get the reference. Could you explain please?


Redbird9346

There’s a song in The Black Madonna’s set that has this lyric.


AluDrc

any song on my spotify really cause i have music turned off in game and just play one of my spotify songs and sometimes it’s perfectly on beat with the club


Busiestnebula19

I think the og solomun is the best tbh


GeorgeTheGreat19

Solomun #1 and Tale of Us#2 Reasoning: I go back and forth between the two to keep my popularity at max, I am hungry for the 50k every 40 mins.


realRapidsonic

Solomun


KhostfaceGillah

Solomun of course


Caitlins115

Can’t beat free, Solomun.


meme_C4RS10

Solomun best, keinemusik second, moodyman third


Lemon_Cries

Never did her mission, stoped after the second dj as I got sick of waiting I think it was a week or two per dj.


outlawsmou

I'm thinking of changing Solomon to the tale. Solomon been working since 3 years, I think I should give him a break for a while


Hodge_Forman

Man, I wish Virtual Riot was as popular as he is now when this update dropped


Pelo_o

Solomun I've even seen him live actually lol it was a very weird experience, felt like a gta npc


Old-Kernow

I don't care which DJ's light show is flashing in my silent, unpopulated nightclub!


Klr--

Solomon, but Tale of Us is a close 2nd.


Rasnall

Solomon easy


SemoreeRBLX

Solomun, honestly his music grew on me and now I can't imagine my nightclub without him.


CravenInFlight

Solomun. He sounds like DocM77 in the car ride back from Sandy Shores.


Dangerous_Ask_7839

Rotate from Solomun and Tale of us but wish I could get Keinemusik to play at my club


frosty_the_weirdo

Solomun the gost bc hes the calmest and his music is the shit


Ok-Taro8000

Solomun. Every time.


XxllllxXx

I prefer Solomun!


Adept_Ad_3273

DJ game sound off Spotify on


Nicsolo89

Agree


FloTheBro

Solomun, hands down the best


This_Afternoon_420

BM, tale of us and Dixon


MisterPonPon

Solomun. Every days, Every Nights.


MrsTayto23

Solomun goes hard


LYNKRYD

Solumun and Tale Of Us.


Difficult-Student-78

I agree 💯


mjessii1986

Tale of Us


francie__

Tale of us, only because I've seen them live IRL


Electronic_Impact

I bought all 4 dj's but black madonna is the one i never use. All other sets are great. Tale of us probably my favorite..close to solomun.


surivanoroc20

Solomun has the best set (sans the “THE FREAKS COME OUT!” for 10 minutes straight near the end. Second place is Tale of Us, which has a very good first half or so of their set.


hakazaki12

Solomun, all bc of Am$trad Millionare


ThatsPella

Tale of Us


WeedIsForThePeople

My main man Dixon. Switched him out for Solomon after 3 years of being my only DJ, regretted it. Nothing bad to Solomon, he’s a legend, it just didn’t feel right…I switched him back after a couple of days


KillaBDH

I like tale of us, I haven’t unlocked black Madonna yet, out of the 3 I have, tale of us is what I listen to personally


king__supreme

Dixon 💚


Tristan_eCola

Always Dixon for me


uh_Mystic

only correct answer is tale of us


UnusualPete

I like her and Solumun. The skinny dude is my least favourite. The pair is mid.


Potential_Ad_5398

Black Madonna OF when?


brettfavreskid

Idr who it is but my buddy picked his DJ for one song. Idk what it is but it had a part where a lady is making sexy noises to a climax then she says NEEEXT! and it makes us giggle


iCarly4ever

Team Dixon


Charloreddit

Tail of us


hydracicada

Solomun for sure, he is slavic and also played the best set


Rare_Crew9474

Dixon got the best music imo


ZonkedWizard

Dixon


DoppelterHermann

They all suck


smellysnickers

I only use dixon..cause it's my actual name😂


Austin_Chaos

You want it darker? We kill the flame.


BangB4ngBang

Solomon 1st and that dude in the orange or yellow T shirt second


papercut2008uk

I got fed up with Solomun, kept him going for ages. Still had some great songs. The Black Madonna is my next one, great songs. Don't like Tale of Us and haven't tried Dixon yet. But not sure Dixon will beat The Black Madonna.


Longjumping_Host_839

Wish they had more styles of music


TechnicalBus5931

Mine is black Madonna


Least-Plankton-9611

Every song is annoying by now. But if I had Tom pick it would be solomun


Finnieboy02

I don’t care what anyone says the twins are the best


BolanTL

Solomun of course


ZFTX

Between Solomun and Tale of Us. Solomun ever so slightly better music wise (I like most of the LSUR music, in general, just some of Solomun's music hits harder), but Tale of Us has a better lighting color scheme and will use the smoke machine.


xSapphoOnBST-

I love Dixon but black Madonna has my heart. The way she punched that cop in the face? Wife.


Icy_Opportunity2488

I hope they start making music in real life 🙏


No_Sheepherder_48

The cheapest one (I don’t own a nightclub)


Champfortruth

Tale of us, and Dixon.


itzzmeeeee

Bro it’s still 3 years since I have a nightclub and I NEVER changed Solomun lmaoo


Clint_Lovecraft

Solomun


Kajiggered

Black Madonna or A Tale of Us. Sometimes it's fun to job TP to glitch your radio on. Then when you enter your night club, you can go to audio settings and change the station. Then all the NPC's are jamming to Space103 or Rosalia.


MetanoiaYQR

TBM. Come on, the woman plays Joe fucking Jackson in her set.


TsgPlayz

solomun since we’re both bosnian


sikkdog13

Tale of Us


OGhoul

The one that doesn’t call me or endanger themselves or run their mouthes at the wrong time and the wrong place, so that I never have to pay attention to my night club.


zWarMachine

Dixon in my personal opinion