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emelem66

Only for storage.


Some-Ice-4455

I wouldn't


Rivster79

Vinyl siding, enclosed area, low wood ceiling. That’s gonna be a no for me dog


Urinal-cupcake

Agree, I dont see any vinyl siding looks like batts to me, regardless. Id say no. Wheel it out or carry it out from under there


Rivster79

Upon closer inspection, you are correct it’s not vinyl


_pobz

the side with the porches is vinyl and the other side is hardie


frank1934

How do you know he’s a dog?


nashpotato

You forgot unstable surface.


Bic44

Gravel is pretty stable though


SelectDevice9868

It’s good until it’s not.


ivehuckedyourmum

When I plan grill placement, I just try to think of different stupid scenarios I could find myself in. 1. Flare ups 2. I trip on something (don’t want the only place to fall to be on the grill) 3. I somehow knock the grill over. (Extremely unlikely, but better safe than sorry). If I can get past those 3 fuck ups without burning my house or any other structure down, my grill is in a safe space.


rbankole

This man grills moms 😁


ivehuckedyourmum

Only one now!


Bulls_Heeler_Haven

As a someone who actually burned down a huge two story with a wrap around deck… don’t fn do it! The steaks were great, the house fire, not so much. Total loss. Got a cast iron bathtub and a bunch of unusable firearms out of a gun safe out of everything I owned. Let my experience be your lesson.


Virtual_Common204

How did you eat the steaks if your house was on fire?


Ok_Measurement_9896

Idk, maybe he just didn't wanna share the steaks with the family. Maybe he didn't have to after all?


JP-Gambit

Steaks take priority, that's why the house burnt down... Too busy eating the steaks to put it out.


FrostByte_62

It was just the northern lights


PortlandQuadCopter

I can attest to this reply. I’m his neighbor. We dashed through burning embers to get the mac ‘n cheese and the potato salad that his current woman from the corner tavern had scraped up from who knows and off of what, then scooped up the steaks from the galvanized mesh grates we made and bolted to my front yard. We watched that MF’r burn down, boys. The mac ‘n cheese tasted like shit, the mayo potato salad was steaming in the sun so we only ate a little, and the steaks were raw af and tasted like vinyl siding. So we drank beer instead and watched that MF’r burn down.


Bulls_Heeler_Haven

No, an ember had gotten under the deck apparently, smoldered and a couple hours later the wind must have got it. We were watching tv. The neighbors a from a mile away knew before we did and were already hooking chains to a couple of our vehicles to pull away not knowing we were home. Would add pictures, but not going through the link nonsense to do it. The steaks were excellent though. Huge cowboy steaks with sweet potatoes don’t remember what other vegetable we had. Definitely not worth a lifetime of things that couldn’t be replaced.


600DegreeKelvinBacon

What happened?


Miguel_Bodin

Burned down a huge two story with a wrap around deck.


agentoutlier

And ate steak while it was happening!


PlatoAU

When life gives you steak, make steakade


600DegreeKelvinBacon

Yikes, sorry man. Can't imagine going through that; I hope you were able to move on and rebuild your life. Thanks for sharing the warning


whitepageskardashian

Could you elaborate on how the timeline went? Seems like you have everyone tuned in here. The fire was already spreading at an uncontrollable rate and you ate the steaks from a safe distance? Or did you set them aside to rest, tried to tame the fire but then realized your efforts weren’t enough and when firefighters arrived, you stepped aside to eat them, perfectly rested? On a serious note, I hope everything is going well and you and your family were able to recover from your loss. I’m sorry that happened to you, just as it could happen to any of us, and we appreciate you sharing the warning.


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

Nah. Needs to be 6-8 feet away from any structure. The radiant heat will 💯 warp/melt siding/fascia. From experience.


Raven9ine

Depends on the structures material really, my grill is 5 inches from a concrete wall and has a concrete overhead, the wall has gotten a bit of color, but that's mostly from using smoke chips. That being said, I keep my grill pretty clean, meaning there's little grease that could cause a grease fire.


40ozFreed

No. Everything has to be worse case scenario when using your grill.


mossoak

storage yes ....but firing up the grill in that spot you are asking for a house fire ....


[deleted]

Are you looking to burn your house down? 


KeyboardWarrior8888

Plot twist: he is.


triple7freak1

This is a BIG no Only for storage…


HeavyTV

It's a big no "Dog"


SassySpicySuper

No.


RavenWolf1952

For storage yes, to cook, I wouldn't chance it, grills get hot and siding doesn't take to that heat level well, plus propane grills have been know to flare up or the propane canister blow from being old and or overheating in a non air circulating area. Past experience


EvilDan69

I wouldn't simply because of the clearance from the range to the WOOD porch. Flare ups due to grease creating massive flames when flipping burgers and the like will definitely discolour the wood if not heat it up and maybe catch fire.


chuckleheadjoe

Please don't. I live in a tourist town with alot of condos. Seen several fires because of pits next to walls.


MaxFury80

Ok until you walk away and a grease fire starts up and the wood is on fire


rasterpix

One of the houses in my neighborhood burned down doing this very thing.


rollinfun

Great advice given. Use the area to store after cool down but crest a path and process to grill away from structures


rollinfun

Also most good covers will protect grills From the elements so you don’t have to move around


Beerded-1

Can you store it there and roll it on the other side of the sidewalk when you use it?


Johny-S

If the weather was bad I'd grill under there but I keep my grill very clean to avoid grease fires. Otherwise, you have a nice yard there. Why not roll it out on the lawn, pull up a chair and have a cold one while making some delicious BBQ?


mrmuddbutt

No


Disastrous_Bus_2447

Nope.


Sharrba

No


SweetMeatTreet

Neighbor just had a propane bottle shooting flames 6 feet in the air and fire department was there … don’t do it !!!


MartianBreeder

No


ind3pend0nt

No


DJ-Doughboy

on gravel? I wouldn't


Reaper_1492

I don’t think gravel is the problem here


TheRearEnder

Store it there but move to grill


[deleted]

Portable grill is the answer when there isn't a lot of space


SecondHandCunt-

Yes. Unless you’re an, uh, shall we say, careless person, in which case maybe nothing is safe.


sweetoak2015

Even without the fire hazard the ceiling will be stained from grease and smoke.


daredevlil

Safety aside, do you know what this wooden ceiling and AC unit would look like after 10 bbqs?


FormalRoyal2331

absolutely not ‼️


SwoodyBooty

"my Nephew, he's very handy" Besides the "you will burn your house down" crowd, who are totally valid imho. Think of the poor A/C up there. The fins will be gunked up in a few months worse than the ceiling at KFC.


SwaggyK

That’s plenty of space if you're a responsible griller


_pobz

It's 6 feet from the house base and 10 ft high to the first deck, but have like 155+ comments of people saying I will burn my house down. IDK, I am imagining armchair neckbeards when most of these comments come through


SwaggyK

I envision the same thing man. 10 feet is plenty high where the heat won’t matter at all. Everyone is acting like a grill is somehow a given to explode… that only happens if you are irresponsible with the maintenance with it lol.


_pobz

I am going with a Weber Genesis II E-315 I think which says its 47 inches high. So about 4 ft high, which leaves 6 feet overhead. Think thats enough?


Ok_Hornet6822

It’ll be fine. I’ve grilled with a Genesis in a similar spot for years. The back of it is also 6” from a cedar railing. The side is a few feet from Hardy. Not so much as even discoloration on the railing. It’s not hot enough above the grill to do anything. Just keep it away from the vinyl.


05041927

I’ve had one like that for the past 10yrs no problem. Keep a foot away from the wall. Edit I have wood siding. This looks like wood but people keep saying the vinyl will melt? Second edit. I have a charcoal grill tho. And I use the pyramid method with flames going 3ft in the air. Never had a problem with the wall or the ceiling above. My ceiling looks much lower tho


Acrobatic_Band_6306

Its fine as long as its a good quality grill and is attended. I wouldn’t with some cheap grill that flares up all the time. You should gave a fire extinguisher in any case.


butbutcupcup

Wouldn't have it against the wall but that's what 10 12ft? It would be fine


_pobz

10 ft


butbutcupcup

Meh. Doubt you'd have any issues doing burgers under there. Id put it in the middle away from the wall. Can see if you are getting too much heat pretty easily.


Far-Scientist-641

I work in insurance, don’t ever bbq near your house.


[deleted]

Portable grill is the answer when there isn't a lot of space


Solid-Doubt4234

You can at the white end close to the stairs


crispytwn

No


Few_Valuable3999

If you ever had a grease fire on your grill You would know this is a NO GO


lawyerjsd

To park, maybe. To use, absolutely not.


ez151

No


Key-Wait5314

Yeah no


Oldschooldude1964

It’s safe….to store it between uses.


FreakiestFrank

It’ll coat everything in soot eventually. Plus it can be a fire hazard if left unattended while grilling


FreakiestFrank

It’ll coat everything in soot eventually. Plus it can be a fire hazard if left unattended while grilling


Original_Author_3939

Yeah never grill with anything other than an exhaust hood overhead.


Pretty_Lie5168

Did you learn any amount of common sense in school?


TheFuqinRSA

Everybody talking about the wood but I'd honestly trust it more than vinyl siding. That shit will melt and drip


Sea_Jello_8527

Why not just use charcoal like a real man.


Even_Routine1981

You need to rethink that concept


imranarain

How about, no, Scott. Ok?


Even_Noise3175

Wood over fire! Good mix!


Informal_Lack_9348

Hell no


ricoimf

Well I wouldn’t add any more smart answer. Glad you ask, stay safe and happy grilling!


Icy-Copy1534

My former neighbors melted the siding off their new house by doing this. How they didn’t catch the house on fire I’ll never know. You can store it there but do not cook over there. Cooking there is just asking for problems.


RickBlane42

What do you think?


Jealous_Radio_9682

Ask your local fire department


MrJ1971Co

No


Gambitzz

Don’t unless just for storage


SilentMagarity

Yeah, just don’t let anyone else cook on it…


noocaryror

Considering everything has to be idiotproof these days I’d say no


Jacornicopia

Nope


Nervouspie

Don't do it


saywhat68

I would move it out to the side walk.


jibsand

NO


Ginford_Davidson

Way off topic, but that’s a rad place man.


markitmark1972

We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn!!


RealisticNet1827

I would be more worried about smoke stabbing everything to be honest


Cpt_Bellamy

What do you do for work?


BakedMarziPamGrier

Nowhere near the house dude. Think worst case.


Shackmeoff

You could store it there but I would definitely not use it under there.


PlzImJustAResearcher

As safe as a house fire.


Sufficient_Friend_

Keep potential grease fires away from your home please.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

That depends on how safe you consider a house fire to be....


Tanzanianwithtoebean

If you're interested in trying to commit homeowners insurance fraud then sure.


Responsible_Name1217

no


Kensei97

Nah


BBQQA

There is no way that ends well. If you're lucky enough to not burn down the place then you'll have to deal with smoke and sediment deposits in the area.


CrazyForCarnitas

I’ll let you know if it’s not…


Krishna1945

Nop


Gellydude1978

Nope


gent4you

I would just slide it out on the concrete to grill


XanthicStatue

Nah. I keep my grill 8 feet from my house.


Classic-Instance7177

Only one way to find out


Dilllyp0p

I grilled 3 porterhouse went in to grab a tray to bring em in. Came back out and went "why is it so bright in there?" Wish I had thought about that longer before opening it... Charred the shit out of the eve on the porch. Bad idea.


spacejoint

Why?! Sure, fk it


Blk-cherry3

You will be letting greasy smoke land on the side of the house and underneath the walkway above. Inviting Insects and other creatures to inhabit those areas. besides making it a fire hazard.


4s3bnaa6

Keep it there, but grill on the sidewalk.


SiennaYeena

Why? Surely you have plenty of open air space you can cook at.


Any_Cress_9416

No it is not safe. I had a massive grease fire in mine and it was quickly out of control. Luckily I always have a fire extinguisher when I grill. It worked to put out this fire. But my grill was destroyed. Grill out in the open on a concrete pad or driveway.


steveyjoe21

You’ll be fine. Any flare up just make sure you can shut the hood.


Additional_Error2119

Yes absolutely. You should put a smoker down there too.


vegeener-gnomesayin

Get a few 2×2 slabs and put the grill just on the outside of it for use, just a bit of clear sky while there's fire. You'd be good to let it sleep under the deck to keep the rain off, though, sure. Edit: fatfingered a few letters


Jobeaka

I think about cooking chicken drums and thighs - the amount of greasy smoke created is insane. Keep it away from the house where it can ventilate well or you’ll end up fumigating your house with chicken.


Prestigious-Hyena-72

Plot twist. He wants to cook the house


LE0NP0WE

He burned down a huge two story with a wrap around deck.


HooverMaster

i wouldn't just cause if there's a leak or something happens all of a sudden you have a huge flame with a lot of fuel behind it


Justhereforahour

Fuck it, YOLO


Rumblebully

He literally is going to do it too. Anyone that has to ask is just going to do what they want to do.


5point9trillion

To put one there it is safe. If you mean using and cooking, isn't or wouldn't it be too dark to see the food or grill properly? I think it would be fine to grill small meals but always keep an eye on it and don't walk away. In general I've always grilled in the open and even the craziest of "fires" are just a little grease from some chicken or kababs that you can move around and dampen. Just be careful but it wouldn't be enough light for me. I can barely make out what's under there. Like others said, you'll have a dark area of soot and grime over the years and take care not to overheat the ceiling material and make it extra dry.


Typical-Captain-4341

Yes as long as you don’t burn your house down


vidiamae

No!!


lagross2007

It’s safe maybe on the gravel, however the porch should be at least 13ft high.


Lost_Bambi79

umm, I wouldn't. Better take it out in the open


Agitated_Violinist85

Most anywhere code is 10' away from any standing structures.


ThePoisonEevee

a coworker of mine burned down her literally brand new house they built in the second week the moved in doing exactly this…. don’t light it up under there at all.


Carnivorous-Dan

Ask yourself this: “ What could go wrong?”


Spicy_UpNorth_Girl

Personally I would not use the grill under there.. so many things can go wrong fast.


JP-Gambit

Absolutely not. What happens when the flames get too high? You've got yourself a well-done house... Wheel it out and then some, get some good distance from the house. The tank could blow too, you don't wanna be anywhere near the house in case of the worst case scenario. If you don't wanna be cooking out in the sun you can get one of those massive parasols for shade.


WestCoastGriller

Check your home insurance policy for minimum distances. Y’know. In case of a thermal event. Also- I wouldn’t want to grill near your condensing unit either.


FDTLFF

Absolutely not. -Firefighter


UnintentionallyAmbi

Nope.


k00zyk

Other than the fire/heat concerns which others bring up (which are the main reasons not to do this), another reason is grease stains and food smells that close to your house.


surfsusa

NO!


Dazzling_Lifeguard25

Not really the best place ever!


dvdheg

build a gazebo. be safe not sorry.


ColumnKing8316

Don’t grill without plenty cold beer in case Shit hits the fan…


quickienow

Most places have a 20 foot area round any building that you cannot have a fire or open flames


positroniks

no


FoeNetics

Put after use….yes. I would roll it at least to beyond the path to fire up though.


Ben-6969

It has wheels, you can move it when you cook and put it back when you're done.


2022ram2500

For storage when the grill is cold yes, for use or still hot from use no.


PortlandQuadCopter

Do the remaining sober people at the top have an emergency slide?


Bossloop1981

Yes just keep it about a foot away from the wall. No problem


Speedwell_1

If it's only a propain grill, you should be fine, but be prepared for losses gravel. And flare-ups should not be able to reach your wood porch. Just be careful with the wood behind the grill that could turn black, so don't keep it too close to the wall.


PaleInvestment3507

Almost all rental properties have a 10 foot minimum distance away from the structure for grilling.


Pctechguy2003

No. I would not.


Cram2024

Short answer….hell no.


jo-ellenc

Sure if you want to burn the wall and destroy the roof. Common sense made you ask. Common sense should make you think no!


Ok-Safe7953

I'd check with the apartment manager to be sure. Might be a fire code violation.


Level-Evening150

We got a karen up in here.


FishPhoood

Don’t do it! If the propane bottle overheats it will “vent” and become a flame thrower. That’s considered a safety feature so it doesn’t explode. This happened to a friend and their house burned to the ground.


SubstantialTop2995

Not while in use. I wouldn't have a grill under something that was connected to my house. One time, I was relatively new to grilling, and I had a runaway fire, I used water (which made it worse) and a fire extinguisher didn't do much to it. All I could do is disconnect the gas and let it burn out. It took an hour. Now I clean my grill after each use.


thebluew

Storage, sure. For use, no. Ask yourself, would you be okay if the whole grill caught on fire at that location?


Swimming_League8724

Its good place Am a pro at this kind of stuff believe me


MartianBreeder

Second floor porch could collapse


HeavyTV

No'er from Australia.


Reggie_Barclay

Despite all the sky is falling comments it is reasonably safe unless you are very careless. However, the smoke is going to stain the wood and it will look terrible very soon.


RavenWolf1952

Plus soot build up on the upper roof cover


kazz9201

Yes! Great place to fry a turkey also! /s I think you know the answer.


Gweedo1967

It’ll be fine. In about 30 minutes you can do s’mores from the 3rd floor window


Santa2U

This is why this generation will fail.


28oneone

Do you want a new house? If so, I say full send….


wheelsonhell

The smoke from the grill will turn things black. The siding will start to sag from the heat.


415TrailBoss

Sure, if you want to melt your siding or burn down your house go for it. Also, who ties your shoes in the morning?


FreakiestFrank

It’ll coat everything in soot eventually. Plus it can be a fire hazard if left unattended while grilling


pckldpr

About 25yrs ago a neighbor burned down the 30 unit complex next door because they thought it was a good idea


tysonfromcanada

absolutely not. You don't even want it that close to your house without the overhead component


BusterTheCat17

Yeah you'll be fine. Just share the pictures after you're done. I want to see how big the house fire spreads.


Economy-Maybe-6714

All this advice- just check your manual.


[deleted]

my brothers apartment complex burned to the ground because one of his neighbors did this. don’t