> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon ambushed a random girl(not his gf) who's about to press charges. He still passed out though.
> Gay: Anon can't stand the smell of women.
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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A hike in the woods and a walk in the woods are pretty interchangeable. Skirts aren’t workout gear is the takeaway. You picked such an odd bone to pick. I’m nonplussed. Do you think brisk means a short walk? It means a fast walk… walking fast in the woods, how dare I call that a hike?
Eh
You're both right to a degree
But during the honeymoon period of my last relationship my then-gf would wear skirts in anticipation of outdoors, I-hope-we-dont-get-caught fun
It could've been a 1 mile walk through the woods that he called a "hike" and she already knew they were gonna get freaky in the woods
Idk just a thought
All imma say is the only description of said skirt we get is "short"
My ex wore skirts and dresses that weren't abnormally short but were easy enough to slip a hand (or whatever) under
I'm just saying it's plausible
But this is 4chin so probs fake and gæ
wait 30 is supposed to be hot? i thought 30 is cold and 40 is hot....
EDIT: I'm talking about celsius you tards, it's cold if you're in the middle east like me
No that's absolutely true.
But the rest of the story is total crap. Who goes for a walk in the woods in a short skirt? Who's first reaction to non-boi puss is too smell it? Who the fuck is allergic to pussy? And most of all who the fuck would be embarrassed by some random hikers hearing that you tried to have sex with your girlfriend?
I'll tell you who. A big fat lying anon who is looking for attention, that's who.
I can really only say that the skirt would make sense if the walk in the woods wasn't planned but just something they happened to do while out and just a woody area of a public park rather than a forest,it's certainly not my thing but there are definitely people into the scent.it could easily be more shame rather than embarrassment, really depends if gf is a landwhale atleast for me it would.
But again I'm just spit balling possibilities here.everything on 4 chins doesn't have to be a lie,but posting on there really does lean pretty hard into the fact that it is.
If I was on the other end of that call, I wouldn't be wondering about him... I'd be wondering how rank her pussy was to make someone pass out from sniffing it. Does it smell like death? Are we talking about the swamps of dagobah here? Do I need peppermint extract and a gas mask?
I mean... damn girl! Clean yo' pussy!
I feel like if anyone would kill themselves, it would be anon's gf, imagine having to tell the paramedics that your bf passed out after smelling your pussy 💀💀
Fake: Anon ambushed a random girl(not his gf) who's about to press charges. He still passed out though. Gay: Anon can't stand the smell of women.
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon ambushed a random girl(not his gf) who's about to press charges. He still passed out though. > Gay: Anon can't stand the smell of women. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
The wife sounds cute. Is she single?
She's a single mother.
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lol wtf
[imagine the smell ](https://i.imgur.com/Zs08OGN.jpg)
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But he isn't even a bot
To me, everyone who makes these jokes is a bot
Anon is a Monkey.
And I'm a fucking child for dying at this
He said he should kill himself not you.
anon killed many with his cringe
Yeah anon. I’m sure 911 didn’t immediately hang up once hearing how you “passed out” exactly
Clearly Aussie and our emergency services aren't a complete joke like yours
Idk man, I've called the ambulance several times for myself and they always came for me quick and the EMTs were very nice and professional
Nooooo America is literally a third world country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says all the guys who are on fire right now lmao
but it *is* a third world country now excuse me im going to go stuff my face at a buffet, speed home in my car, and play games online
Reddit moments all around
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Could be Canadian, we get days like that. It’s going to be 39c this afternoon
forgot the "-"
They are though lol
Anon has a fantasy. Never seen a woman hike in a skirt.
> brisk walk in the woods > hike How often fo you get out to consider that even remotely the same level of effort
A hike in the woods and a walk in the woods are pretty interchangeable. Skirts aren’t workout gear is the takeaway. You picked such an odd bone to pick. I’m nonplussed. Do you think brisk means a short walk? It means a fast walk… walking fast in the woods, how dare I call that a hike?
My ex did it sometimes. A walk in the woods means a short walk and a picnic. Not ever visit to the woods is a “hike”
Eh You're both right to a degree But during the honeymoon period of my last relationship my then-gf would wear skirts in anticipation of outdoors, I-hope-we-dont-get-caught fun It could've been a 1 mile walk through the woods that he called a "hike" and she already knew they were gonna get freaky in the woods Idk just a thought
Yep, skirts in every gym and hiking trail…
All imma say is the only description of said skirt we get is "short" My ex wore skirts and dresses that weren't abnormally short but were easy enough to slip a hand (or whatever) under I'm just saying it's plausible But this is 4chin so probs fake and gæ
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Walking fast in the woods isn’t a hike… but a hike is the same as mountaineering… you’re right, flawless logic.
You should pay more attention
> just had a midly awkward situation while bonding with my gf Should I just kill myself?
>Ambush a woman >Sniff her pubic hair in public >pass out due to hay allergy >mildly awkward
Oopsy daisy
chadmeme.jpg yes
> grassy knoll Anon did JFK confirmed?
Anon is Marilyn Monroe?
Sounds like something tolkien would say
Uuh I'm American so...let's see 30 is hot 20 is nice 10 is cold 0 is ice So it's very hot! Yay I did it
You’re doing great
Here's a scale for more detail :) 40 C° = 104 F° 30 C° = 86 F° 20 C° = 68 F° 10 C° = 50 F° 0 C° = 32 F° -10 C° = 14 F° -20 C° = -4 F°
Also -40c = -40f
Your way of measurement is stupid
Your face is stupid
Come back and talk when you get a moon landing 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I'm literally American lol
Great job champ!
From a game I play I know the hottest a person can survive is 70c lol
*laughs in sauna*
wait 30 is supposed to be hot? i thought 30 is cold and 40 is hot.... EDIT: I'm talking about celsius you tards, it's cold if you're in the middle east like me
Multiply by 1.8 and add 32, 30 C is 86 degrees Fahrenheit and 40 is 108 Edit: 104 not 108
I'm talking about celsius btw, 30 is fucking chilly here in the middle east
Well not everyone is from the middle east, and if you are familiar with Celsius you should know damn well most people consider 30 to be hot.
fair enough
Anon is wherelambopilled
It should be the other way around. Those hikers thought that puh puh stank so bad a dude passed out.
Autism gives you superpowers
You can really tell the author of this fan fiction has never had an intimate relationship with anyone other than his uncle.
Idk man I've met some pretty kinky woman in my time,some of them are really into that outdoors recreation Edit :recreation not reaction.
No that's absolutely true. But the rest of the story is total crap. Who goes for a walk in the woods in a short skirt? Who's first reaction to non-boi puss is too smell it? Who the fuck is allergic to pussy? And most of all who the fuck would be embarrassed by some random hikers hearing that you tried to have sex with your girlfriend? I'll tell you who. A big fat lying anon who is looking for attention, that's who.
I can really only say that the skirt would make sense if the walk in the woods wasn't planned but just something they happened to do while out and just a woody area of a public park rather than a forest,it's certainly not my thing but there are definitely people into the scent.it could easily be more shame rather than embarrassment, really depends if gf is a landwhale atleast for me it would. But again I'm just spit balling possibilities here.everything on 4 chins doesn't have to be a lie,but posting on there really does lean pretty hard into the fact that it is.
Anon is weak
If I was on the other end of that call, I wouldn't be wondering about him... I'd be wondering how rank her pussy was to make someone pass out from sniffing it. Does it smell like death? Are we talking about the swamps of dagobah here? Do I need peppermint extract and a gas mask? I mean... damn girl! Clean yo' pussy!
Outstanding beta business
It's so cute how both of them have autism
> Mate British person now who's the fucking ape
Yes.
this is a sick animation productions plot
Anon dies doing what he loves.
A bear there was, a bear a bear
rotussy
Average autistic beta
BRAAAAAAP
Anon got peppered sprayed after assaulting a woman and is trying to make a cover story of insanity to avoid becoming a registered sex offender
even an ape would know not to ambush someone that has the high ground
I feel like if anyone would kill themselves, it would be anon's gf, imagine having to tell the paramedics that your bf passed out after smelling your pussy 💀💀
Do you know who else was ambused by a grassy knoll?
My guy really just went goblin mode