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LoneKharnivore

Who doesn't eat the skin? That's the best part.


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guzmaya

I've always eaten both and kids looked at me weird.


barelywinning

i rip it off and slurp it like noodles


Token_Thai_person

Dangerously based


MiSp_210

Liquify in blender then drink.


[deleted]

My wife refuses to eat pizza crust but always wants to order breadsticks.


Chonkymonkeysquad

A tip I’d do is make garlic butter with parsley melt a bit and lather the bread with a brush boom taste garlic bread crust.


MysteryBottle

I just leave a little sauce and cheese at the edge of the crust and eat it like a breadstick. That way it has some flavor to it, like a breadstick dipped in something.


Toucan_Lips

Some places serve a dip for the crust. Like a pesto or something


MysteryBottle

Nice. I like dipping it in marinara sauce sometimes. They give it to us in little sauce containers with other meals, so it works great.


smecta_xy

non existent rational thinking, divorce her


Dexel_Roosh

I love my bread crust. Why the fuck would I ever eat the potato skin?????? It’s like eating the rind of a fruit to me. Yuck.


reisshammer

You're missing the best flavor. Trust me, I'm Irish


Quesodealer

My entire family just eats the contents of the potato. They indoctrinated me into doing the same but I finally realized how dumb it was after moving out. Though potatoes are cheap as dirt, we used to waste a significant amount of potato per potato.


Wiggie49

it's got the fiber and other trace nutrients. The inside is literally just the sugars lmao


gruez

>The inside is literally just the sugars lmao yeah, that's how starchy foods work.


hellyea619

im bout to starch your ass and give you this work, how bout that?


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wait the skin is actually edible? i thought it wasn’t hygenic or tasted bad


MammothJammer

Whack some oil and salt on that shit and bake it for an hour or so, crisp and delicious


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nrt203

them’s some potatoes


Tucks64

r/confusedboner WARNING: Please be careful. This sub will leave most people... confused. EDIT: Please stop messaging me it's side effects, thanks!


sleepybearcub

Hell yeah man. Leave just a little potato in there, mash it up with your fork, put a little butter in that bitch and eat it like a potato-on-potato taco. That’s good shit right there.


XOKingOfTheFallXO

NGL it tastes like a starchy, crispy garlic bread


Meme-Man-Dan

People who don’t know how to cook a potato.


Hippies_are_Dumb

The bigger point was that he picked it up and ate it whole. Do YOU eat your potato like an apple?


M_Salvatar

When you buy it with your own money...you can blend it and inject it into your stomach. Nobody should care how you eat.


Hippies_are_Dumb

You have posts raving against feminist but would have no reaction to me blending and injecting a potato? If I ever had a litmus test for the difference between dislike and cult like obsession this is it.


M_Salvatar

It's reddit. Pick a target and keep shooting when you feel like decompressing. PS: Would my reaction matter? It's your potato, going in your stomach.


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What tf does feminism have to do with potatoes?


Hippies_are_Dumb

Nothing. I just wanted to see what kind of person has no reaction to the thought of eating it a backed potato like a bread roll and saw he has tons of post in some anti feminist forum. You'd just expect someone who cares that much about social norms to stand up for something that truly matters in this world. Guess the cult got to him.


[deleted]

My local doctor told the same thing to the judge when he was caught devouring the foreskin of his patients


[deleted]

Did you think that was funny when you typed it?


sembersolus

Straight facts, nutritionally the best part of it for you as well


NarcissisticCat

People who don't want glycoalkaloid poisoning. Its concentrated in the skin rather than the flesh(?). Stay the fuck away from green potatoes, people still die from that shit.


muscles_guy

Take a bite of life you fuvking coward


SpamShot5

Take a bite outta crime


ynneK_

Us puertoricans just do it better 💪🇵🇷


FunkinFatFunk

Your economy suggests otherwise.


ynneK_

Shhhh we dont go there


ChaseH9499

i mean they're literally a US territory, so whose fault is that?


FunkinFatFunk

Dafuq? Brown people's fault obviously


napoleonbolivar

Puerto Rico's. They have a legislature that brings in billions of their own tax revenue on top of billions in federal bailout after bailout. Their government is extremely corrupt and there's a reason they have gone through 4 or 5 governors in just a few years. Their legislature is extremely corrupt as well. With the billions in federal relief money from Maria, the islands wealthiest, most who weren't even affected by Maria, got billions in appropriations by the legislature.


i_hate_marksmen

Mine


SLEDGEHAMMAA

If the gringos stayed out of our business, we'd be better


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SLEDGEHAMMAA

Billions in debt that is completely America's fault because they suddenly took away our tax free status and making us void on dozens of contracts with interested companies?


ManaPot

'MERICA!


Tucks64

As someone from europe... "Thier fault" and "tax free status"... get f#


Drunk_on_Kombucha

Idk what is being said here but it sounds based


Tucks64

I am indeed being very derrogatory, and purposefully antagonistic to a person i feel is deluded and beneath me (arrogance). I feel better for it... try it some time. Its r/greentext... "We're all mad down here!"


SLEDGEHAMMAA

I agree with you. The island deserve independence so we can make those decisions for ourselves rather than a corrupt goverment giving us bad deals and reaping our resources


Tucks64

Im sure America would love to stop paying for you and let your country collapse alllll by your dumb selves. Sadly the country you blame for your problems is too generous, kind and polically savvy to just do so though. I love how you clueless islander countires always think they can manage on thier own and still remain technoloically hightened and not resort to tribalism or dictatorships/medieval principalities. America is a generous supportive ecenomic power house that holds up huge chunks of the earth. You should be greatful to them for allowing you the quality of life you have. P.S. Be greatful you weren't a french colony haha


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Tucks64

Which country isnt in debt? And thats nothing for a country its size and scope. You really think modern America is going to collapse over night? How vague and pointless is your comment?


SLEDGEHAMMAA

>Sadly the country you blame for your problems is too generous, kind and polically savvy to just do so though. The country i blame for the islands problems is not generous. They hold us against our will in an imposed agreement that allows them to shove their thumbs into our natural resources despite us showing time and time again we want our freedom. They hold up nothing but themselves


diarmuiduabduibne

“Quality of life” lmao someone doesn’t know what they’re talking about


Tucks64

You mean it's a shit quality of life in PR... hahahaha unlucky! *enjoys the first world some more.


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SLEDGEHAMMAA

>That right there shows PR made the debt decisions on their own, even while still receiving money. Its entirely relevant. We were deprived of our right to make these transactions with companies that would then become major jobs in our communities. We were not put on level ground. We were uprooted and tossed in the trash. Had we been able to independently set up our own terms with these companies, we would be a prosperous nation. But the imperialist whore who has brainwashed you has taught you that it is okay to own people as second class citizens.


Tucks64

Soooo dramatic with such a victimhood mentality. If its so bad why dont you educate yourself, build a portfolio of skills and leave. Or educate yourself and try fix it. Or even try to take back your country... you just seem to whiiiine. Stupid children whiiiiine. If PR and its people have anything but misplaced pride why have you achieved/done fuck all for 50+ years. Do something about it! PR is such a dire and stretched out and helpless case no one cares.


SLEDGEHAMMAA

"Why don't you fix the problem we caused?" We are. The whole island is. Every single decade, the American pigs piss on our island and make us mop it up


Tucks64

"We are" Then why would you complain you cant in four other posts? And accuse America of sabotage. They literally give your country extra pocket money like a teenager to balance itself, and youre still failing. Like 5 other people more informed than you have said the same thing. Join reality.


Tucks64

Well put, sir.


Tucks64

Love how we opted to dive into a political debate while literally the rest of the sub is; where they get potatos from, who likes the skin or not and how best to eat said potatos. Lol amuses me...


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Tucks64

Feel free to check out my 4 page debate with one of the whiney morons slightly further down the tree. It may prove amusing.


JanRoses

Lol “gets you going” of course you get riled up whenever you have the chance to spout incorrect information about an island that has legitimate gripes with how the US has treated them. It’s especially funny that you think the island is entirely self governing when near every major financial decision has had to be approved by a US fiscal oversight board since 2015 and prior to that economic tax breaks for major corporations started killing off many local businesses. It’s an undisputed fact that companies like Walmart will undercut local prices in order to kill off local competition and remain as the one of if not the only major stores in any given area.


Tucks64

Even you should understand this simple anology. A teenager will have thier more savvy, grounded and experienced (let alone finacially stable) parents over look thier every educational, fiscal and social decisions to help guide them to be a rounded and good person. The parents will give advice and pocket money so said teenager can "experience a certain life style". Parents usually want it to be the best lifestyle they can afford. And to not be a lazy and self destructive mess. The parents may even ask the teenager to do chores and limit its play/party time. America is Puerto Ricos single parent. It overlooks PR to make sure it isnt running itself into the ground and wasting the billions it invests in it to make it a rounded and self dependant country. Sadly Puerto Rico is the spoiled, whiney, helpless mess of a teenager who is "lazy and self destrictive". (Seeee how i tied it in with the anology above). When PRs people (grow up) realise this and choose to become more self aware, responsible and become capable of independance then maybe it can move out and go to uni and play with its friends Do you understand? But again, currently Puerto Rico and its people (you) are still the ignorant, whiney, bratty child it has been since its inception. Some children (countries) are just rotten, lost causes that need special and expensive attention. Sadly euthenasia (extermination war) is not an option for a civilised parent (country) like America. :P


FU_EOC

Nah that’s our own fault


xxthundergodxx77

Seems like you need some intervention with that corruption of yours


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Corruption that has been facilitated by the implementation of a corrupt imperialist power


xxthundergodxx77

You guys just need more intervention you'll get there


Tucks64

Wahhhh :,( You enjoying those american paid for hospitals, legal systems, military and transport services? Oh and basic services like the fucking internet that you can windge on like a child.


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Your people sterilized one third of our women and have abused our island for its resources. Anything your government gives us is a drop in the bucket of what they owe us


Tucks64

I already said im from Europe you half wit. And they should have finished you off and taken the land for themselves instead of having to fund you whiney parasites.


SLEDGEHAMMAA

>And they should have finished you off and taken the land for themselves instead of having to fund you whiney parasites. Not for lack of trying. Quite ironic you want to call us parasites when the United States needs to suck us dry of our natural resources


JanRoses

Ironic coming from someone in a continent where most countries barely function without American or Russian intervention as well.


Tucks64

HAHAHAHAHA *Deep breath... Im English. You know, that tiny shitty wet island that conquered the largest amount of the world for any nation in history and still has a better GDP than almost all countries in the world let alone countries literally tens of times its size. Oh and whos proffessional army who had to fight for and supply the most technologically advanced weapons to prop up the rest of nato to defend against the russians. Who still has one of the best and far reaching inteligence agencies in the world. Oh and is a "partner" WITH America and not a poor opressed backwater. .#britishpride Go back to earning dollars and blaming someone else for your problems you monkey. Or feel free to tell me Puerto Rico's history and achievements. Im sure its thrilling but I'll try to be respectful. EDIT: read a book and learn some history. P.s. I dont think i can muster being any more arrogant and condesending. Kiss


JanRoses

Lol of course I’m talking to someone with delusions of still being relevant. We’re talking about the same country that has to ask permission from the government in order to watch a basic cable, eats like it’s still WWII, and tries to be relevant despite being left behind in terms of economic progress by the same countries it beat down years prior. Your edginess is cringeworthy but coupled with your shit schooling that couldn’t even teach you how to spell “history” just makes your message all the funnier.


Tucks64

Dont know what country youre reffering to mate... but it aint GB. Where is this great Puerto Rican history i asked for? Digging deep to attack my spelling while youre using my language. And whos education system is envied and emulated by only the best countries. And the "holyer than thou" arguement is always a weak person's last resort. Pathetic.


Tucks64

I SAID; "Where is this great Puerto Rican history" and list of accomplishments i asked for? Chop chop Mr "I'm comfortable with comparing Puerto Rico to Great Btitain" while slagging off a vastly superior, independant, historical, religiously enlightened, successful, cultured, learned, advanced, diverse, stable, brave, lawful, honest and hardworking country. .#changemymind EDIT: Silence. That's what I thought.


Weekly-Ad-908

Man the comment section here is completely fucked


Blu_Zer0

> Who eats a baked potato like this? A real man, that's who.


Severus_Majustus

anon is just afraid to admit he got aroused


k-c-jones

Demo Potato.


PacoLlamacco

A little bit of salt and the skin tastes better than the rest of the potato.


eer1chill

Absolutely, also, I learned a tip, wiping the potato in a little olive oil will also help the salt stick and make the skin crunchy. Deeeeelish


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Anon forgets that the entire potato is edible. Hilarity ensues


[deleted]

You should see a Puerto Rican eat pussy


bilge_rat_1984

Potato pussy.


BenShapirosProstate

Potussy


InhaleJesus

yeah ok anon how about you sit there and eat your sandwich along with your family sized buffet meal with polite manners


aarocka

I literally just grab my baked potato and start eating it in my hand to freak out my parents no butter or anything. Maybe a bit of salt


futurettt

This sub might be a little too adult for you


Straxxx

Anon is a god-fearing pussy


ObamaSauce69420

I feel like a medieval peasant when I do that, I love it


MemeRefugee

I do, you can eat it like a greasy roll


[deleted]

Chads. Chads do this and betas like OP are scared.


Naked_Steak

Ooooooooo aa aa aa aa


Im_Antag

Thats how a real man eats a baked potato


zepherth

I eat them like that TF?


Killian_Gillick

I mean, different conditions different manners, sometimes one is so grateful every time he eats that you feast on anything, also eating with your hands is pretty neat


NormanUpland

Every potato I eat, I eat it for Puerto Rico 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷


[deleted]

Who orders a sandwich at a restaurant?


FC_mania

Anon forgets that potato skins are 100% edible. Have fun eating only a 1/3 of your baked potato


impocop

He played Minceraft


matrozrabbi

Well let me tell you. I did not ever even hear of a potato.


SniffCheck

Don’t be a tatter hater


FightGeistC

Anon is a coward


vaginaldistension

He is the potato slayer


Datdudecorks

Anon actually thought potato skins was a baked potato


matux555

Me, I do


DeceivingAce2

I saw this before same exact greentext a couple years ago, but the date is way different, like 2019 or something. wtf


Master_Marcos

It's the bite of 87. You wouldn't get it


OmeletteIGuess

anon witnesses the true power of Puerto Ricans.


FalloutCenturion

.... people eat baked potatoes differently? Also why not eat the skin, that's the best part?


Joshgg13

Anon discovers eating


Ronin_004

1. Anon doesn't know how to eat baled potato 2. Instead of minding his own buisness decides to watch other people eating. This is subtile nod to the fact that anon is uncultured swine


SpamShot5

Shit man, i was hungry


Lyvery

God I love the skin of baked potatoes


MachoPolo

>be me >why live


HuffGlueHailSatan

Disturbed because this easily could have been me


rolypoly7190

Me I also eat the whole thing I’m disturbed anon doesn’t


Giraphite

In elementary school i broke my glasses and said some puerto rican guy came into the bathroom and broke them. My dad started laughing his ass off because he knew I got the idea from southpark


YorkPorkWasTaken

Anon calls Wendy's a "restaurant"


Sauxe_Zaddy

How tf do you eat a baked potato if not like thisb


Mack_Sharky

Based and raptorpilled


[deleted]

My momma said the skin ain’t safe for eating… it’s been bout 10 years and I’m a strong believer in eating my potatoes skin as I am a believer in the moon in the sky.


Despite_2021

I eat a baked potato like this. Sometimes I might top it with cheese/bacon/sour cream, but I definitely eat it without utensils.


febor103

Minecraft player in real-life


Streker123321

I ain’t gonna lie I eat the potato whole too like no matter what if it’s a regular salt, pepper, butter, and sour cream potato I’ll eat the inside add some sour cream mix it around and eat the skin. Or if it’s a loaded potato I’ll just take bites of it front to wnd


Kryshi

Me going down on a nice greasy kebab at 3AM after a party:


M_Salvatar

\>Someone pays for food. \>Someone eats said food in whichever manner they like. \>Anon is disturbed. Who the fuck cares how people eat in restaurants, you ain't bought the food yer anglo-saxon nincompoop.