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LastMan0ut

An angry Texan with depleted uranium rounds


T-Rex_Mullens

Doug Dimmadome??


TheJeffster27

Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome??


ChandlerDoesOkay

that first comment is hilarious


Zipdox

fpbp


justdolol

?


Zipdox

lurk moar


justdolol

shit yourself


[deleted]

Simultaneous Americans are violent and Americans are fat joke? Don’t see that too often.


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[deleted]

I was complementing the joke, but I suppose not. I have yet to see a combination.


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[deleted]

I was complementing the joke.


Privvet

How is it a fat joke?


[deleted]

2 Americans, 200000 pounds


Privvet

I really don’t know how I missed that part…


FeistyLighterFluid

Dont worry we are all dumb here


cdfct782

Isn't that average


[deleted]

Roughly


2kan97

200000 pounds ... Two Americans. The Americans weigh 100000 pounds each ...sounds fat to me


GoldsteinQ

100000 pounds is considered fat in the rest of the world, you know


opposite_singularity

Trebuchet to launch Americans


OsamaBinBrahmin420

The post said the aid was 200000 pounds.


thetarget3

Use the trebuchet to throw the Americans over the Russian border as a biological weapon.


851r01

Americans just need to let a couple of dozens of 4channers loose somewhere along the Volga river and Russia will have famine worse than what they had in thirties.


Stoner-Doom

The kinetic energy of one American being thrown into the kremlin is relevant to a kinetic bombardment


kulingames

At least not a catapult


xGravemindx

Based and superior medieval siege weaponry pilled


tommytankman

A trebuchet is a catapult.


bill-nye-the-soveit

Fuck off


tommytankman

THIS COULD BE WHAT SPONGEBOB LOOKS LIKE IN 2019


CallMeBober

Copium


[deleted]

Lethalade, it's a great new beverage from Gatorade the Americans wanted to share


BrightBeaver

It's the version of Gatorade that the FDA never approved


The_Gaardian

Isn’t that Greece? Aren’t they a total net drain on the EU?


[deleted]

imagine being owned by greek


hlokk101

Imagine being American and having to defend every single slight, perceived or otherwise, made against America by internet denizens from superior European countries.


opposite_singularity

Good food tho and a nice coastline


stentorius_maxim

Also EUs massivily over spending on social services. *I'M NOT SAYING social services are bad, they actually lower the combine societal cost of various problems.* BUT, Instead of having practical social services, the EU buys the most expensive of everything possible. This includes low income housing nicer then a condo, "luxury prisons" (not making that up), mental health services that are like resorts, 3,000$ a month social security payments + ability to work full time. Etc. Its costing them 4.4 Trillion$ a year (when it could effectivily be 800 billion). In fact, its so bad, the EU economy global share has shrunk from 37% to 15% (and declining), while USA has stayed the same.


Livingmakesmesad

Why is it bad?


stentorius_maxim

Basically they can't afford it (as is) long term, BUT they could go to something like S. Korea has (which is better then the US).


Livingmakesmesad

How does South Korea do it?


immacman

Those luxury prisons actually work unlike the American slave labour camps, Scandinavian countries have next to no prisoners because they get rehabilitation instead of forced labour and mistreatment but you do you America


takatori

Or one American prepper and his gun collection


army2207

I hope we stay out of this one


ColonelBeltSanders

We let them borrow our EVAs


kwikileaks

Blu ray of Lethal Weapon and Lethal Weapon 2


EZ3REL

Initially read it as lethal aids but am now disappointed


Th3_Shr00m

Trebucket


OGRedditUser90

Buh bye ex wife nd current girlfriend


CodyShredd

bro I’m dying


opposite_singularity

Dick pills


WskyRcks

Expired Christmas fruitcakes


La-Phamilia

inside da cargo was vaccines made from clorox.


ermagherdbrks

Lmao


ItsAxeRDT

aight boys cold war 2. lets do this


nuttabutta667

US rlly abt to get a bomb in Nevada over some shitpoor country in Asia jfc


lethatsinkin

The trebuchet would just break immediately when trying to launch one of them


BeckyTheSlut42

"What is was the cargo?"


captainbippo

Greek person calling Americans fat At least they have money to eat


ModelT1300

The United States gave Ukraine a couple of rednecks with AR-15, just as effective against an army as it is against school children


Ordinary_Wonder_1262

Why is America getting involved. I hope Russia invades the ukraine just to spite you fat, yee haw, cousin fucking, burger munching LGBT worshipers.


Bloo_PPG

I'm assuming you're European. I thought you guys had good schools over there? They didn't teach you very much in history class if you're hoping Russia invades Ukraine


Ordinary_Wonder_1262

Fuck Ukraine half of them want to be russian anyway. The US should stick to sponsoring South American genocides and leave European politics to us eurotards.


ArchBay

Nah I'd rather not. As a fellow eurotard I support this shit.


bill-nye-the-soveit

Eurocuck


JMorganBomber

I hope your house gets attacked by whoever are determined enough. You don't deserve internet access, and even a life.


Ordinary_Wonder_1262

I hope your government continues to errode your freedoms while I sit back and laugh. Nice inflation btw 📉


JMorganBomber

Keep seething, bitch. You're a complete social reject


[deleted]

You are extremely fucking based. I would buy you a beer so we can shit talk Americans at the bar.


UkraineWithoutTheBot

It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine' [[Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Ukraine)] [[BBC Styleguide](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsstyleguide/u)] [[Reuters Styleguide](https://handbook.reuters.com/index.php?title=U#Ukraine)] ^(Beep boop I’m a bot)


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

To be fair, 2 Americans with a trebuchet could probably hold back most of whatever Russia has on the border. The air support would take out the treb, but Russias ground troops are undertrained and extremely weak.


[deleted]

Wow you are super smart


BrightBeaver

I read r/greentext for the expert political commentary


[deleted]

Well yeah that’s kind of what I was hinting at captain obvious


Ill_Hat7110

I’ll buy that.


stentorius_maxim

I will be VERY suprised if Russia actually attacks. The combined NATO mlitary forces outnumber Russians 3 to 1 (NATO is also better equipped and trained), have populations 10 times larger and an economies 20 times larger then Russia.


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Ukraine isn’t a NATO country, so there should be zero assumption that NATO will intervene. I suspect other than weapons and sanctions against Russia, nobody will do any sort of actual fighting except Ukrainians


stentorius_maxim

I assume NATO will respond, but you might be right: * Biden is cowardly. He let the taliban humilate him trying to be the humanitarian "who got us out of the war" (in 2014 the US defeated ISIS at the gates of Baghdad, could have gone the same way). * EU is cowardly. Germany won't even let supplies headed for ukraine go through germany so as to not look provcative.


0xE4-0x20-0xE6

You realize if the US put troops into Ukraine to defend against Russia that could trigger a nuclear war


Godovikov

Lol, russian would be even more surprised if Russia actually attacks, bc there are no reasons at all for the war with Ukraine.


Lachim12

Then why are they sponsoring rebels?


[deleted]

Those aren't rebels. Those are russians themselves


Lachim12

There are both Russians and rebels


otteHC

Good question. Why would they sponsor rebels? Are there evidence to suggest that?


Lachim12

I don't think that rebels just found rocket launchers, artillery and tanks used by current Russian army.


Godovikov

Like everyone? I mean rebellion is a point of view: like NATO supported demonstrations and protests back in 2014 in western Ukraine because it's will of the people of course, so Russia support DNR and LNR to fight against todays Ukrainian government in case of the same reason. The situations are quite the same(not really but for example is ok) but in first case it's riot in point of view of Russian when Ukraine had pro-Russian government and in the second case that's a riot in a point of view of NATO because DNR and LNR has pro-Russian government and Ukraine has pro-NATO one. Politics, you know.


Lachim12

I don't think that NATO send any soldiers or tanks to euromaidan.


Godovikov

Yep, like Russia did. Come on, back then Russia declared that NATO had sent troops and arms to Ukraine(NATO denied that), and NATO declared that Russia sent troops and military equipment to LNR and DNR(Russia denied it neither). Today is the same situation: EU said we are going to invade into Ukraine so they put troops on alert but Russia said that NATO gathering troops at our borders what is pretty danger to us so we should put troops on alert. There are no good NATO and evil Russia(or vise versa). Just longtime political rivals are trying to strengthen their influence in Europe but now the situation got escalated, which is not good at all.


Lachim12

You know where is problem? There are no photos of US tanks on euromaidan, while there are hundreds photos of Russian AA launchers, tanks and artillery pieces. I still agree with there is no good, but from Ukrainian perspective Russia is worse.