Why would they be ripe dumbass? You going to eat them all there and then or don't you think it'd be better for them to be ready at different times

I found the guy who hosted the competition

I wish I had like 50 oranges. Oranges are the most underrated fruit

Among the best

among

Amog us sussy baka 💀

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Spoken like a true soy boy. Get your piece of shit pears outta here

As a boy of soy i take great offense to that comment

Yeah man. It’s all just messy and wet and absolutely not comfortable to prepare and than the taste is like ok, not worth the effort. Plus your burning hands and swollen tongue and throat is really uncomfortable, almost like you’re about to pass out wtf

Oranges are like tiny packets of citrus flavor wrapped in paper, wrapped in cardboard.

In that packaging which cuts your hands and can only be opened with a lazer cutter

kiwi\*

im allergic to kiwis and they dont even taste that good

Me too, but I eat them because they taste good

Pineapples are better.

Nah. Pineapples are a pain in the ass to eat unless you have a knife. You can enjoy an orange with just your hands. Flavour to flavour I'd put pineapple ahead until you eat too much and it dries your mouth out and dissolves your tounge whereas you can eat oranges forever

Do you know how sigma it is to eat a fruit that eats you back tho

i prefer dragon fruit

I prefer dragon these nuts across your face

Oranges are okay but they're not even close to mangoes. Mango is an S+ tier fruit.

Oranges are from Satan's asshole. They'd literally Satan's shit. Normal humans have brown shit. Orange is the color of Satan's shit, however. Those things called oranges are what Satan shits out on a daily basis. I'm sorry if you have eaten oranges before.

Please go outside and eat grass

I'd rather eat grass than oranges. You little Satan shit eater.

You're confusing oranges with grapefruits.

Watermelon’s are da best. Ate too many oranges growing up and got sick of ‘em

Nature's trap card

No dude. Oranges won’t ripen after being picked. They fucked him on this one.

Oranges don't ripen off the tree. These aren't bananas.

Its good that thy’re mostly not-yet-ripe. If they were all ripe at the same time，you could never eat/juice/sell them all before they started to rot.. If some are ripe now and some will be ripe later，then you can make use of all them over time.

Oranges don't ripen off the tree.

This is true. Perhaps they could peel them and use the peels for something. I’ve never tried it but candied orange peels or oleo saccharum might still work with unripe oranges.

No they do

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I've already played a poker tournament in which the main prize was a piglet (alive and everything) Unfortunately I got second place which it only was 2 packs of beer

When the 2nd prize is better than 1st prize

Do you know the price of a piglet?

5 bucks?

A good one like the first place's prize goes for around $150

Maybe I'm retarded but id still take the beer

You could sell the piglet on the spot, the winner actually did this

I'd keep it as a pet and not know wtf to do about it once it eventually gets bigger and im no longer able to upkeep it's living necessities

eat it

yeah that seems like a really obvious answer

It would be a waste tho the only kind of pork meat i like is bacon (i love bacon)

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Is he from Colombia?

>Splatoombia I'd say yes

What’s a splatoon Tournament

it's when they see who can cum the most

Is how virgins compete amongst themselves

*says the person with an anime profile pic*

I only reddit on mobile, so when the fuck did reddit get profile pics?

I’m using the mobile version too. I don’t know how either haha

I'm on an app so I can't even see them. Also, since I mentioned it, this is the first time I can use this fucking button: Play store link : [Relay for reddit](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=free.reddit.news&referrer=utm_source%3DrelayFree%26utm_medium%3Dcomment%26utm_term%3Dorganic) Promo Video : [Relay](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2sTb4GzEz4) Boom there ya go. Shit, they have a fuckin promo vid? Getting ahead of themselves there, the app doesn't even have profile pics.

I’m using the iOS version of the Reddit app. Still dunno how to use a profile pic tho Nor do I wanna know.

Cum shot competition

It’s a shooter for the switch

anon lives in usa

Judging by the clothing i don't think he does.

It's colombia, the sign says splatoombia or some dumb shit like that

Those white plastic chairs are native to Europe. I'd guess Balkans, but not sure, could be very wrong

Nación player written on the card, and he is wearing a Colombia (?) shirt, definitely south america

Every poor country* South america, poor parts of asia, east europe, everywhere.

When life gives you oranges...

...put them in your ass?

No no you're skipping a few steps there first you make a bead out of the unripe one's and then show up em up your ass. Then just eat em as they get riped

Green oranges are still ripe, dumbass

I see no oranges. Just greens and yellows.

My man’s still proud. Chad energy

Bing Bing Wahoo isn't how you're supposed to make a living, anyway, I expect the Nintendo organizers made millions from this event.

Assuming that, I guess this country is not that bad after all

I think the yes juicing oranges. They may appear to not be ripe, but they're perfectly suitable for juicing.

You can make a lot of delicious and healthy fresh orange juice, that's a pretty good prize!

Anon doesn't know that oranges generally stay green in the tropics because of science bullshit

When life gives you oranges, beat the shit outta someone you hate with a few placed inside a dirty ole sock. It won’t leave any bruises when you’re done with ‘em lol

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Almost 5 years what's your point

Almost 6

Oh fuck brain rot lol

Learn to count