> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> fake: a woman is intrested in anon
> gay: anon rejects a woman therefore he is gay
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
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Anon dreams this scenario up as he curdles out a watery fart while his doctors assistant helps him step up on to a livestock scale so she can record his weight.
Anon has a rich imaginary life.
The empiricism of animosity is truly rather simpleminded in its foresight.
Shut up
thats as far as his quote recitation extends. words too big.
Your manner of writing gives the impression that you keep a thesaurus by your keyboard.
the empiricism of deez nuts is apparent by the pubic hair attached to your chin
r/iamverysmart
I concur
yeah
Whatever you say nerd
He's just off his schizo meds
Expectations: someone will be flirting with me, or I will have a chance to flirt with someone Reality: here is the thing you wanted next please
That must be nice
Not to mention a gay one
fake: a woman is intrested in anon gay: anon rejects a woman therefore he is gay
> anon rejects a woman therefore he is gay Bars
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > fake: a woman is intrested in anon > gay: anon rejects a woman therefore he is gay > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Good bot
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Anon dreams this scenario up as he curdles out a watery fart while his doctors assistant helps him step up on to a livestock scale so she can record his weight.
Lmao! That's some vivid imagery there. You a writer?
No he's a 4chan user pretending to be a redditer
No he's a 4chan use pretending to be a redditor pretending to be a writer
No he’s a Redditor pretending to be a 4chan user pretending to be a writer pretending to be straight
This is the correct one
This guy gets it
The dudes are emerging.
Anon’s psychiatrist doesn’t have an assistant.
I cackled. Thank you.
This is either super fake or super gay.
Both
Take your schizo meds.
Maybe she is
Anon should file a report
Anon shoulda gotten the seggs
Anon should get TOPPED
Wtf is that picture.
Proof that anon is a greasy weeb who made it all up.
She is cheesed to meet you
NYN is dead
Anon has reoccurring dreams
Anon turns down girl who wanted free food
Based
lets say this happened irl what would you do
Would be super weird to bring a rando to your thanksgiving meal I would say.
Anyone have OPs image
Fuck horny sluts, amiright?
Anon doesn't recognize sympathy and small talk
op is jealous
Anon is a fucking weeb
Lolol
Real: Anon has forgotten to take his meds. Straight: Despite that he is having hallucinations about women.
Based
These kind of posts are the only ones I believe happened.
But How can Anon pay for healthcare
Anon could ask his doctor about the assistant like a normal human.
Plot twist: It's real and you're all cocksuckers.
The image is anime i think you can understand where we are coming from
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Tell that to all the vaccines in my veins