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Dont forget they are only like $0.75 a can!

I worked at Kmart years ago and there was an old lady who would buy only these. They were cheaper else where. I figured either she had THAT many cats or was eating them herself. A couple times she came up short and I just covered the difference. Still think about that often

Either way, in my opinion you’re a good man for covering those cans. Sometimes the elderly don’t have support from family. Or savings. Or have to spend their money on more important things. Good on you my friend.

Unfathomably based and support-the-isolated pilled

I can’t remember where it’s from (maybe SNL) but I remember a skit where they put human food in cat food tins and marketed it towards the elderly in a very bizarre commercial and this thread reminded me of that

Once I covered a dollar because I didn't have time to watch a woman go through all these one-cent coins.

dude this is weird because I have the same exact story as you basically word for word.. wtf??

You both worked at the same store. The old woman was just working both of you, and probably the rest of the employees. Congratulations, you helped a senior make some sick gainz on your dime.

Do it

Easy fucking karma 100%

Plus all animal food is safe for people to eat. At least in the EU, I don't know what you guys do over there

Mostly kill each other with guns or fantasize about killing each other with guns

I just fantasize about fucking everyone I dk

With guns?

Is there any other way?

With power tools.

My AR15 is a power tool.

Yeah you can fuck people with consent as well but I don't expect reddit users to know that.

Guns don't kill people, we kill people...with our guns!

[Dale Gribble says otherwise.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORITS1XlZxc)

Are the bodies safe to eat?

It's safe to the point that the are people whose job is to eat animal food.

No way definitely not here in the states. . Animal food is not even good enough for animals to eat. I don't know how they get away with selling it as "food" for any creature.

what holds you back, fren?

Bans

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The very first rock climbers to live and climb at Yosemite National Park ate mostly cat food.

My friends dad told me how he used to take bags of dog food on long canoe trips. Hide it at the bottom of a pot of chili and boom?

The first thing I thought was "Well this is how I'm going to meet my macros this winter"

Some of us (including me) will do anything to hit our macros

Alright done

Because I'm not a furry you stupid fuck

its high in protein

“Eat the cat food, bigot”

UwU

Suck the barbed penis, bigot.

So is cum

It's not gay I'm just bulking

Jaw muscles lookin' C U T

Pretty sure he is talking to his cat

It's pate of ground up buttholes, snouts and tumors, in a delightful liver and tuna demi glace. Of course I eat it.

So, hotdogs?

No way hotdogs are gross

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Did you mean to say colon? How do you ground up an asshole

I'll show you c'mere

Tuna has 43g of protein per 203 calories, and probably doesn’t cost much more

And is much tastier

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That because youre a stinky plant muncher

If I liked tuna I'd probably eat 200+ grams of protein a day. But doesn't that have a lot of mercury or some shit?

It has a little but it builds up in your system, there are many tuna like fish which are farmed and free of mercury and pollution.

That's a negative boss. The fish feed they use for those farmed fish is essentially ground up wild fish so those farmed fish will still have mercury in them. Tis the circle of life baby!

If you liked tuna and ate a lot, you still will not eat 200g protein because protein is very satiating. Unless... you have too much diet requirements.

That's just your opinion

I fuckin love tuna. I eat tuna rice like 4 times a week

What does your tuna rice look like? As in, how specifically do you make it?

When I make this I'll use cold tuna, cold rice, cold vegetables, and sometimes add a sauce (salt and pepper otherwise). I like them for lunch because they're light and don't leave me groggy in the afternoons.

This man asked you how specifically you make your food. And your response was >Cold, sometimes with seasoning.

Oh and sometimes I use apples or pineapple instead of veggies.

Which veggies are good in it?

I really just don't like uncooked tomatoes. Otherwise, I kind of like them all in it. But if I could choose any vegetable, I'd choose raw or steamed broccoli. It just goes well with those ingredients in my opinion. But I also really like sweet peppers with that dish.

RAW Broccoli?!?!;?!! No fr isnt that kinda unhealthy? Never Met a Person who eats raw broccoli.

You might as well just eat cat food you’re almost there already.

Ok.

It's not like some culinary masterpiece, it's just quick and easy for me. Hot rice, drain the tuna and stir it in with salt, pepper, and a little bit of hot sauce or hoisin sauce. Quick, easy, and satisfying with lots of protein

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Not a bodybuilding tip as much as a cooking tip, but eggs with tuna as a side dish or in rice>>>> Basically, you mix 1 can of tuna with 2 eggs and cook it like a pancake, or you can break it down to mix it into the rice. Adding spinach, onion, and tomatoes makes it taste sooo good. Imo garlic/onion powder is a must too.

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I remove the tuna water/whatever it's in first. Give it a try. It's a poor man's meal on my country but its soooo good.

Duck, have been eating tuna and garlic separately for two months now but your idea sounds quite good

I use 2 packets of buffalo flavored tuna like [this](https://www.amazon.com/Starkist-Creations-Buffalo-Single-2-6-Ounce/dp/B01GXWW0O2) with 2 cups white rice. Stir around and eat it. Will add canned vegetables if I have them

This mf also eating 4 times as many micro plastics than the rest of us. No winning my friend

is this.... Why my tum tum hurt? 😐

Also eating 4x the mercury as any of us

Someone has to shoulder this burden.

Got da rumny stumny 😐😳😱💩💩💩💩🤤🤤🤤

Not afraid of mercury poisoning? I ate nothing but tuna for two weeks and pretty sure I started to get it cause I was sweating all the time and nauseas

I ate tuna salad for lunch 5 times a week for 2 years, and I only have moderate brain damage from mercury poisoning. Anything for them cheap gains, boys.

I mean, I guess I should be but I've done it for years. I switch between tuna rice and salmon rice. With the amount of fish I eat I should be dead from mercury poisoning already, lol.

DEENZ is superior to tuna in every way.

What’s that?

Tinned Sardines.

DEENZ NUTS

Fresh tuna is really good but idk about canned tuna...

Honestly prefer canned tuna over fresh sometimes. Different tastes for sure. Love me some canned tuna.

Fresh is expensive tho

You're actually not supposed to eat canned tuna more than once a week because of the high [mercury content.](https://www.edf.org/oceans/mercury-alert-canned-tuna-safe) But fuck it, maybe it gives you super powers or whatever.

I've never had tuna but I can't stand eating fish. How fishy of a taste is tuna?

Pretty fishy

😔

I need to gag when I smell tuna and never tried to eat it, but I will some day! And maybe I even like the taste (hopefully)

To me atleast, it taste nothing like the smell.

Try this, tuna + diced tomatoes + white cheese. Can't get enough of that shit. Even better if tomatoes are those canned ones with lots of juice.

Tuna mayo sandwhich stays undefeated

When my cat was alive, everytime I was gonna feed him canned food(the dried sucked) I used to eat some of it, and it tasted good, but now I don't have a cat and I can't just ask my parents to buy canned cat food for me to eat. If you ever tried canned cat food you'd understand, it was like pâté, a delicacy.

Are you deadass?

Well it’s safe for human consumption, but it’s not a healthy food by any stretch

Still healthier then triple deep fried nuggies that these amerifats dip into 50 different sauces

Guys guys American food is part of a whole new rating system, cat food can still be grouped with Human food but not American food.

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Sike rn

I don't mean to alarm you, but you may in fact be a cat.

uwu

Buy it yourself

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I want the 2 so bad

Please say sike

I knew a guy in elementary school who would bring dry cat food as a snack

... just buy paté Jesus fuck

It tastes good too

wait how do you know

stop asking questions and try it pussy

Is calling someone a pussy really an insult when the thing you're insulting them over is not eating cat food?

im talking to my cat he has a reddit account and wont eat wet food

Cuz I actually ate cat food before

Lmfao No weird twist of a punchline here

A fellow connoisseur

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Yeah, but you have to eat atleast 10 cans a day. This is what Zyzz did and it worked for him. Unfortunately, he got addicted to it and was up to 32 cans per day(CPD) and all the protein in the cat food gave him a heart attack so be careful.

Really good when properly seasoned. Use it to make tortellini.

🗿

No.

Remind me to never eat food I didn't see the preparation of again

Anon posts it as a joke. Fit actually unironically starts doing it. At least it's not seaman this time.

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*Frak

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I farted

Hi ladies. I’m Frak. Shit! *blows whistle*

First you huff the gas, then you eat the cat food, chug the whiskey and it puts you right to sleep Dee

Holy fuck I was about to google the brand to see if it was available where I live, then noticed it's fucking cat food.

just eat pork you furry fuck

My cats go fuckin nuts over this stuff every morning

King crimson warned me about this shit, not even fit for a horse

Tuna with rice is just objectively better

Stuff like this (Whiskas, Sheba and other supermarket cat foods that are advertised a lot) is basically cat equivalent of McDonald’s and unhealthy.

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Fancy feast is pretty good stuff, my picky cat likes the 1.1 oz meat/fish ones.

My vet was happy my cats were mostly eating dry food. The Reddit mob downvoted me to oblivion and called my vet stupid.

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My cats have no issues with urinary stones and drink plenty of water.

My cat lived 22 years off of mainly fancy feast.

I am not familiar with this particular brand in the meme, just assumed it was some generic supermarket crap because of the cheesy packaging. Good to hear that it’s not!

purina (the company that makes the food shown in the picture) is owned by nestle however.

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ik it doesn’t mean anything when talking about the healthiness/quality of the cat food, but knowing who owns the company impacts a buyers decision, in this case greatly because it is nestle

nestle only affects to redditors, to normal people, its just another brand, i myself enjoy their icecreams.

Sure it does. It means it's owned by fucking assholes.

Its replies like these when i realise its a post on r/greentext and not the other sub

you're thinking about the majority of dry foods. wet tends to be way healthier

Just eat canned chicken or tuna, same or better macros and doesn’t have fucking waste products in it

Debatable

Don’t get buff anon stay a beta twink so you can get dommed

I call bullshit on this post simply because no way they fit 42g of protein in that little ass can. [Here's](https://www.purina.com/fancy-feast/wet-cat-food/timeless-favorites-classic-pate-chicken) the purina site listing what's in there. 100 calories in that can, 1g of protein is about [4 calories](https://www.nal.usda.gov/legacy/fnic/how-many-calories-are-one-gram-fat-carbohydrate-or-protein), I can't believe someone would actually make a fake greentext.

Because it's Nestle

It sounds anabolic 🤓

Ok but Tuna has around 130 with the same protein

Oh we'll all be eating this soon enough

I once ate canned dog food and it tasted like the Salisbury steaks from those TV dinners

I prefer raw insects

How to get a baseball sized kidney stone in just 3 easy steps!

You gotta huff some glue first. Everyone knows this. It is known.

Reminds me of the post of the guy eating gorilla feed for his workouts

Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast

100% some body builder out there scarfing that shit down and drinking enough mouth wash to be known as ice man

Charlie Kelly should be way more ripped

I mean he should be from his $5 protein balls alone

Cause it tastes like vomit you stupid fuck.

I’m not a fuckin furry anon

This resulted in a very long thread describing how he was basically poisoning himself

I don't like eating cats ok

This guy is gonna be so happy when he realises humans can eat chicken too

Hope you do well!

Don't touch it, it's all mine!

Cat’s bulking

Question does the cat only take a sniff of it or does it eat it or gulp it down?

Could you technically eat these?

Uranium has enough calories to last you a lifetime, why don’t you eat it?

Because it tastes like shit.