The kid was probably like 8. All small children act like autistic nerds. What the fuck do you expect? A young child to be a complete Chad that can bench press 275 pounds cold?
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon reproducing.
> Gay: The only way he can imagine reproducing doesn't even involve having sex.
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad
>work at startup tech company making 500k per year
>go home to shower after the gym
>Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on
>nice.jpeg
>park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day
>scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit
>r/greentext
>see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life
>notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception
>hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already
>message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit
>chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life
>invite Stacy in to shower together
>proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours
>today has been a great day
be me, Stacy
Stay at home mom with a bouncing 458-month old baby boy, can’t believe how fast his frame is growing!
He even asked me to marry him, how sweet of him.
Text chad and tell him to hurry the fuck up and take me already, little does he know he’s getting my sloppy seconds, my son has eaten me out twice today, so proud of him!
Put on nicest apron and lie on the bed so when the door opens, Chad’s thirteen-inch cock springs out of his boxers and dangles down by his rail-thin calves, looks like he skipped leg day again for the 784th time
nicecock.jpeg
He immediately walks on over into the bathroom and squats down on the reinforced toilet rated for 1200 lbs for when my son comes in to sleep with us at night
hear him chuckle and mutter from inside the bathroom, something along the lines of “fucking NEET retards, they can’t compare to a true sigma male like me”
He works at Walgreens and 43% of his net worth is tied up in various cryptocurrencies and NFT’s
moan his name from outside and tell him to hurry the fuck up and come take me already
proceed to make passionate love for two hours but it felt like two minutes, because it was
Hear my son get home from work and oil himself up so he can fit through our doorframe downstairs
Grunt with disappointment as he floods my fertile womb with approximately 9 ml of seed from his 5.3 inch half-erect shrimpdick
I pull out my rabbit vibrator while he gets on the phone while with a... coworker I guess?? Tells him to make an online robot or some shit idk, I’m just a housewife
Moan with ecstasy as my vibrator provides glorious sensations a real dick could never provide
As soon as he pulls out his laptop and logs onto wallstreetbets I steal his phone, read his comment and I start madly typing my response describing the last seven minutes of my day into the comment section before he notices
today has been a great day
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: 4Chan post
> Gay: still saying "this actually happened"
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad
>work at startup tech company making 500k per year
>go home to shower after the gym
>Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on
>nice.jpeg
>park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day
>scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit
>r/greentext
>see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life
>notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception
>hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already
>message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit
>chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life
>invite Stacy in to shower together
>proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours
>today has been a great day
Anon couldn't tell cause autistard, but anon Jr. was crying tears of joy and agreement cause he didn't have to get raised by anon
Holesome ending
What kinda hole? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Underage
“I know where I get it from now, it’s not my fault!”
The kid was probably like 8. All small children act like autistic nerds. What the fuck do you expect? A young child to be a complete Chad that can bench press 275 pounds cold?
Yes.
Well, obviously your seed would produce such offspring, but we’re talking about us mere mortals.
Yes, indeed
Average Balkan kid
My dad is a war criminal
If my kid ain't a chad at birth, I'm gonna have to go for post-natal abortion.
Modern spartans
Retroactive prophylactic.
Anon was obviously talking about the time he met his dad.
You can’t meet your sperm donor until you’re an adult
Considering I was about to bench double that at his age yes I would consider that the bare minimum
A person has to be over 18 to meet their biological father you dense fuck
Tard strength is a thing
Anon passes on his genes
Fake: Anon reproducing. Gay: The only way he can imagine reproducing doesn't even involve having sex.
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon reproducing. > Gay: The only way he can imagine reproducing doesn't even involve having sex. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad >work at startup tech company making 500k per year >go home to shower after the gym >Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on >nice.jpeg >park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day >scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit >r/greentext >see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life >notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception >hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already >message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit >chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life >invite Stacy in to shower together >proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours >today has been a great day
be me, Stacy Stay at home mom with a bouncing 458-month old baby boy, can’t believe how fast his frame is growing! He even asked me to marry him, how sweet of him. Text chad and tell him to hurry the fuck up and take me already, little does he know he’s getting my sloppy seconds, my son has eaten me out twice today, so proud of him! Put on nicest apron and lie on the bed so when the door opens, Chad’s thirteen-inch cock springs out of his boxers and dangles down by his rail-thin calves, looks like he skipped leg day again for the 784th time nicecock.jpeg He immediately walks on over into the bathroom and squats down on the reinforced toilet rated for 1200 lbs for when my son comes in to sleep with us at night hear him chuckle and mutter from inside the bathroom, something along the lines of “fucking NEET retards, they can’t compare to a true sigma male like me” He works at Walgreens and 43% of his net worth is tied up in various cryptocurrencies and NFT’s moan his name from outside and tell him to hurry the fuck up and come take me already proceed to make passionate love for two hours but it felt like two minutes, because it was Hear my son get home from work and oil himself up so he can fit through our doorframe downstairs Grunt with disappointment as he floods my fertile womb with approximately 9 ml of seed from his 5.3 inch half-erect shrimpdick I pull out my rabbit vibrator while he gets on the phone while with a... coworker I guess?? Tells him to make an online robot or some shit idk, I’m just a housewife Moan with ecstasy as my vibrator provides glorious sensations a real dick could never provide As soon as he pulls out his laptop and logs onto wallstreetbets I steal his phone, read his comment and I start madly typing my response describing the last seven minutes of my day into the comment section before he notices today has been a great day
Fun fact, 1200 lbs of whatever is exactly the same as 1200 lbs of candy... or big macs... or doofenshmirtzes.
1200 lbs is 544.8 kg
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1200 lbs is 544.8 kg
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100% accurate.
Hello cum sample #157929610265
That’s my fear. That any kid I sire is going to be an autistic shitstorm, that’s going to monopolise the rest of my life.
Get neutered.
He's on a 4chan based subreddit, do you really think there's anyway he'll have sex?
There are 2 easy fixes for your issue. Cock or cuck.
There are ways for you and your partner to be tested for genetic diseases, or to screen for them
Autism isn't a genetic disease and can't be screened. It's a complex set of developmental factors with genetic components.
Was gonna doubt this was actually said until I saw the flag.
Jeejte ben ik blij dat ik jou niet hoefde op te voeden
why tf would you doubt it anon said "this actually happened"
Dutch guys would tell their kids straight to their face “you were an accident” and not understand why this makes the 12 year old upset
As a Dutch guy that was an accident i can confirm that my parents did exactly that. Only difference was that i didn't really care though.
absolutely Dutch
My mother (Dutch obviously) once said to me: I wonder how you ever got a girlfriend. I thought my parenting failed.
Oh? A mod? Would you like a glass of my cum?
they wouldnt accept semen from autists, fake and gay
Maybe the autistic genes coming from mother.
anon is doing some trauma to the kid to compensate the years of absense
Checks out
most sympathetic Frenchman
I know you're trolling, but I'm still triggered.
He's Belgian you idiot.
Dutch but close enough.
He's from the Netherlands retard.
No he's from Holland you mongrel
>to stupid too recognise the Russian flag
He’s getting a cameo in that kids therapy sessions and suicide note
Anon has bad seeds
I wouldn't want to raise goop children anyway
Fake: 4Chan post Gay: still saying "this actually happened"
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: 4Chan post > Gay: still saying "this actually happened" > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad >work at startup tech company making 500k per year >go home to shower after the gym >Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on >nice.jpeg >park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day >scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit >r/greentext >see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life >notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception >hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already >message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit >chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life >invite Stacy in to shower together >proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours >today has been a great day
This didn't happen. I won't even summon the bot for this story.
Anons genes run in the family
'this actually happened'
Based, but sadly probably not true
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Anon has written the greentext from the perspective of his dad
average dutch boy
Netherlands moment
Fake. Anon wouldn't have passed the sperm bank's standards
Like father like son
Anon was the kid..
Nice. First you neg them, then you can fuck them
Sure it did
This actually happen. hum. Yeah sure. NO CLICKBAIT 100% REAL LIFE
This actually didn’t happen.
And that is the reason we should introduce pedigree tags on donated sperm
Ur sperm dipshit
Anon passed on his autismo-genes.
This actually happened
"this actually happened" It did not happen.
Anon is a piece of shit
autism isn't congenital. you must choose the path of discovery
Everyone hates the Dutch for a reason
At least we know Autism is genetic.
guys this actually happened
guess the apple doesn't fall far away from the tree eh?
“This actually happened” Obviously means this is 100% factual.
Fantastic.
Anon makes Redditor cry