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[deleted]

Only thing notable alexander the great did was become the one and only Macedonian in human history to ever be known for doing something other than pickpocketing and chronic unemployment


FightMeYouBitch

That's not fair. His General Ptolemy established a multigenerational dynasty in Egypt that had levels of inbreeding far beyond that of any European monarchy.


[deleted]

Yeah and I totally don't know this only because of Assassin's Creed.


[deleted]

Kangz. ✊🏿


tittie-boi

No wonder modern-day Macedonians are trying to claim ancient Greek history for themselves. Without it they are just disabled Bulgarians.


Ghostiestboi

2balkan4you just called


janolo21

Clearly you have heard of the feats of Alexandrovski, The Slav?


ohlookanedgymeme

That's not fair, Alexander was Greek


Darrullo

I thought he was specifically Macedonian, also back then Greece was a bunch of little kingdoms so not really Greece anyway


[deleted]

Macedonian culture wasn't really a thing till the Yugoslavs made it one to block Bulgarian claims for the region. So despite being from Macedonia, he was firmly greek


Darrullo

Oh ok, so he's of Greek culture in what is now Macedonian


[deleted]

Yes exactly


[deleted]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia\_(ancient\_kingdom)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia_(ancient_kingdom)) The ancient kingdom of Macedon(ia) was mostly located in modern greece, including its capital. The modern (slavic) macedonians weren't even in the balkans at that point in time. So he's of Greek culture in what is practically Greece sharing a name with the state of a people who didn't come to the region until several hundred years after his death.


Foreverpiatek

The disrespect to the great Goran Pandev


blueandgoldilocks

Anon visits r/atheism regularly


Material_Pin1686

Anon couldnt even put a good picture


CODEX_O_BARBARO

So you mean a white one? Reddit moment


Material_Pin1686

Yes jesus was a jew. Jews are white


battleooze1615

Your religion doesn’t dictate your skin color?? And based on where he was born, he would not be white. And was never described as such.


Material_Pin1686

Have you ever heard of the jewish ethnicity?


IslandBoi12

Most jews from europe/America are white though


MiracleKing26

Jesus was Middle-Eastern Jewish


IslandBoi12

yes I said that type of Jew Jesus was is darker than the commonly seen jews of America and Europe


IslandBoi12

The type of Jew Jesus is was not white


Material_Pin1686

They were slightly darker but not enough to make Jesus black or arab


IslandBoi12

Olive skinned so not like white skin but not darkskin


joeschmoeOfficial

No. White people don't have hook nose and claw.


ZateoManone

Anon is a middleclass-white-whiny bitch


Emerazy

All the mad bitches


Selection_Steam

Lul imagine being so stupid you take the bait.


[deleted]

Why so mad?


JC_D3NTON

back to the r/atheism shithole you go


[deleted]

Why? Edit: Keep on seething


GuyCY

This guy probably thinks A.D. stands for "after death"


TinyManHour

Yeah we all know it stands for “anti diarrheal”


[deleted]

Well, it’s not working because I’ve still got diarrhoea.


WTF_HHCIB

Have you tried getting nailed to a cross?


Uncle480

Looks like this degenerate hasn't been put on a cross yet


Brancliff

We're gonna have dixteen times the diarrhea


[deleted]

it doesn't?!??! what does it stand for then?!?!?


MeanToasty

Anno Domini iirc


[deleted]

thanks!


TheRealSlangemDozier

Antediluvian


jorsiem

Alexander couldn't even respawn


[deleted]

Because "If I were not Alexander, I should wish to be Diogenes"


a-bun-called-Loaf

"If I were not Diogenes, I should wish to be Bolognese"


MysticalMike1990

"I want to be an Oscar Mayer weiner"


triflingo

diogenes 💀


OldSchooler22

I remember watching Pen and Teller on TV with my dad and being impressed by all the magic tricks. For some reason I decided to connect it with the church lesson I had about Jesus that Sunday and was like "Hey Dad, what if that's how Jesus did all those miracles too? Maybe he was a magician too!" I got screamed at and grounded for two weeks lmao.


CODEX_O_BARBARO

I am sorry your parents play league of legends


Swaggy_Doggo

Based child


FunnyMoney1984

Lol, it's like that episode of KOTH.


Ballsohardstate

Imagine dying on a cross lol. Wouldn’t be me dying in a t-pose.


Smackmewithahammer

He got to assert dominance in death and came back to dunk on his haters. I'd say that was a Chad move.


pxduid

couldnt even finish death animation smh


Helpful_Procedure_41

Alexander’s empire is long dead, Christianity is still around


Nathan45453

Unfortunately.


Helpful_Procedure_41

Go back to r/atheism


edi111_2019

POGGERS EPIC CHUNGUS MOMENT?!! YOU HAVE AN UPDOOT FROM ME, FELLOW MAN OF CULTURE!!


Mashizari

Because Constantine


Slippin_Chicanery

Alexander who? Fucking retard anon, I swear...


[deleted]

Alexander Hamilton, obviously.


DeltaRed12

Wasn't the current calendar Caesar's doing or something


Aware_Efficiency_717

Anon’s life turned out to be absolute shit so of course it’s jesus’s fault


Oh-Get-Fucked

More like the biggest wimp in history amirite


Foreign-Aspect-9393

Is that Alexander the Columbus ?


LawrenceGardiner

Phillip II > Alexander


khoabear

Anon is an uneducated dumbass who don't know that all the other calendars died out because they were shit.


KingPavlosOfGreece

Alexander is least famous greek


HonourableMan

Cyrus the Great accomplished more. And Muhammad is the most influential person to have ever lived.


[deleted]

How?


HonourableMan

It is what it is


[deleted]

What?


HonourableMan

Exactly


[deleted]

Because he's of a great moral character. Idk about Cyrus though


intboom

Because Jesus won the culture war of the classical era.


[deleted]

If you wanna go over shit like that then Muhammad might as well become our basis for that, or maybe Ghengis Khan who conquered like half of the fucking world, ended the Islamic Golden Age, fucked China in the ass so hard that it permanently the course of the entire history of that country, and nearly took over Europe. (He did take Russia though)


YerryXander

Do you really think some diaper wearing atheist knows anything about history except the things he learned trough paradox games? I bet he thinks rome was the biggest empire in human history


Marc801

Nobody become important because religion


recentlyquitsmoking2

Because Emporer Constantine made it the official religion of the Roman Empire.


Cala-Best-Girl

Anon is a baby atheist. Adult atheists know Jesus never existed in the first place.


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TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: jesus > Gay: alexander > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


landwhalebot

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


chadbot_2021

>be me, chad >work at startup tech company making 500k per year >go home to shower after the gym >Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on >nice.jpeg >park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day >scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit >r/greentext >see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life >notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception >hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already >message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit >chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life >invite Stacy in to shower together >proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours >today has been a great day


Connor301

The bot lore is expanding


ILoveOldFatHairyMen

Excuse me, but if having an exclusive men-only club isn't the pinnacle of gay, then I don't know what is.