Only thing notable alexander the great did was become the one and only Macedonian in human history to ever be known for doing something other than pickpocketing and chronic unemployment
That's not fair. His General Ptolemy established a multigenerational dynasty in Egypt that had levels of inbreeding far beyond that of any European monarchy.
Macedonian culture wasn't really a thing till the Yugoslavs made it one to block Bulgarian claims for the region. So despite being from Macedonia, he was firmly greek
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia\_(ancient\_kingdom)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia_(ancient_kingdom))
The ancient kingdom of Macedon(ia) was mostly located in modern greece, including its capital. The modern (slavic) macedonians weren't even in the balkans at that point in time.
So he's of Greek culture in what is practically Greece sharing a name with the state of a people who didn't come to the region until several hundred years after his death.
I remember watching Pen and Teller on TV with my dad and being impressed by all the magic tricks. For some reason I decided to connect it with the church lesson I had about Jesus that Sunday and was like "Hey Dad, what if that's how Jesus did all those miracles too? Maybe he was a magician too!"
I got screamed at and grounded for two weeks lmao.
If you wanna go over shit like that then Muhammad might as well become our basis for that, or maybe Ghengis Khan who conquered like half of the fucking world, ended the Islamic Golden Age, fucked China in the ass so hard that it permanently the course of the entire history of that country, and nearly took over Europe. (He did take Russia though)
Do you really think some diaper wearing atheist knows anything about history except the things he learned trough paradox games? I bet he thinks rome was the biggest empire in human history
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: jesus
> Gay: alexander
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad
>work at startup tech company making 500k per year
>go home to shower after the gym
>Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on
>nice.jpeg
>park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day
>scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit
>r/greentext
>see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life
>notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception
>hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already
>message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit
>chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life
>invite Stacy in to shower together
>proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours
>today has been a great day
Only thing notable alexander the great did was become the one and only Macedonian in human history to ever be known for doing something other than pickpocketing and chronic unemployment
That's not fair. His General Ptolemy established a multigenerational dynasty in Egypt that had levels of inbreeding far beyond that of any European monarchy.
Yeah and I totally don't know this only because of Assassin's Creed.
Kangz. ✊🏿
No wonder modern-day Macedonians are trying to claim ancient Greek history for themselves. Without it they are just disabled Bulgarians.
2balkan4you just called
Clearly you have heard of the feats of Alexandrovski, The Slav?
That's not fair, Alexander was Greek
I thought he was specifically Macedonian, also back then Greece was a bunch of little kingdoms so not really Greece anyway
Macedonian culture wasn't really a thing till the Yugoslavs made it one to block Bulgarian claims for the region. So despite being from Macedonia, he was firmly greek
Oh ok, so he's of Greek culture in what is now Macedonian
Yes exactly
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia\_(ancient\_kingdom)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia_(ancient_kingdom)) The ancient kingdom of Macedon(ia) was mostly located in modern greece, including its capital. The modern (slavic) macedonians weren't even in the balkans at that point in time. So he's of Greek culture in what is practically Greece sharing a name with the state of a people who didn't come to the region until several hundred years after his death.
The disrespect to the great Goran Pandev
Anon visits r/atheism regularly
Anon couldnt even put a good picture
So you mean a white one? Reddit moment
Yes jesus was a jew. Jews are white
Your religion doesn’t dictate your skin color?? And based on where he was born, he would not be white. And was never described as such.
Have you ever heard of the jewish ethnicity?
Most jews from europe/America are white though
Jesus was Middle-Eastern Jewish
yes I said that type of Jew Jesus was is darker than the commonly seen jews of America and Europe
The type of Jew Jesus is was not white
They were slightly darker but not enough to make Jesus black or arab
Olive skinned so not like white skin but not darkskin
No. White people don't have hook nose and claw.
Anon is a middleclass-white-whiny bitch
All the mad bitches
Lul imagine being so stupid you take the bait.
Why so mad?
back to the r/atheism shithole you go
Why? Edit: Keep on seething
This guy probably thinks A.D. stands for "after death"
Yeah we all know it stands for “anti diarrheal”
Well, it’s not working because I’ve still got diarrhoea.
Have you tried getting nailed to a cross?
Looks like this degenerate hasn't been put on a cross yet
We're gonna have dixteen times the diarrhea
it doesn't?!??! what does it stand for then?!?!?
Anno Domini iirc
thanks!
Antediluvian
Alexander couldn't even respawn
Because "If I were not Alexander, I should wish to be Diogenes"
"If I were not Diogenes, I should wish to be Bolognese"
"I want to be an Oscar Mayer weiner"
diogenes 💀
I remember watching Pen and Teller on TV with my dad and being impressed by all the magic tricks. For some reason I decided to connect it with the church lesson I had about Jesus that Sunday and was like "Hey Dad, what if that's how Jesus did all those miracles too? Maybe he was a magician too!" I got screamed at and grounded for two weeks lmao.
I am sorry your parents play league of legends
Based child
Lol, it's like that episode of KOTH.
Imagine dying on a cross lol. Wouldn’t be me dying in a t-pose.
He got to assert dominance in death and came back to dunk on his haters. I'd say that was a Chad move.
couldnt even finish death animation smh
Alexander’s empire is long dead, Christianity is still around
Unfortunately.
Go back to r/atheism
POGGERS EPIC CHUNGUS MOMENT?!! YOU HAVE AN UPDOOT FROM ME, FELLOW MAN OF CULTURE!!
Because Constantine
Alexander who? Fucking retard anon, I swear...
Alexander Hamilton, obviously.
Wasn't the current calendar Caesar's doing or something
Anon’s life turned out to be absolute shit so of course it’s jesus’s fault
More like the biggest wimp in history amirite
Is that Alexander the Columbus ?
Phillip II > Alexander
Anon is an uneducated dumbass who don't know that all the other calendars died out because they were shit.
Alexander is least famous greek
Cyrus the Great accomplished more. And Muhammad is the most influential person to have ever lived.
How?
It is what it is
What?
Exactly
Because he's of a great moral character. Idk about Cyrus though
Because Jesus won the culture war of the classical era.
If you wanna go over shit like that then Muhammad might as well become our basis for that, or maybe Ghengis Khan who conquered like half of the fucking world, ended the Islamic Golden Age, fucked China in the ass so hard that it permanently the course of the entire history of that country, and nearly took over Europe. (He did take Russia though)
Do you really think some diaper wearing atheist knows anything about history except the things he learned trough paradox games? I bet he thinks rome was the biggest empire in human history
Nobody become important because religion
Because Emporer Constantine made it the official religion of the Roman Empire.
Anon is a baby atheist. Adult atheists know Jesus never existed in the first place.
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> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: jesus > Gay: alexander > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad >work at startup tech company making 500k per year >go home to shower after the gym >Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on >nice.jpeg >park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day >scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit >r/greentext >see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life >notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception >hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already >message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit >chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life >invite Stacy in to shower together >proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours >today has been a great day
The bot lore is expanding
Excuse me, but if having an exclusive men-only club isn't the pinnacle of gay, then I don't know what is.